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Hey, guys, can we get a couple more balloons?

Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, we can put them on the table, and then we can,

spread them out.

Today is a big day.

Huge day. Like a regular day, but bigger. Because I'm back.

After nine surgeries, doctors were able to rebuild my ankles, and I can finally

rejoin the drama club. No, that's not it.

It's the cast party.

Wait, what?

Enthusiasm, but tone it down.

You're scaring people.

Party get me amped. Me too.

Last cast party, I didn't get home until like six.

In the morning?

Yep.

Bench, you're new here, so you may not know this, but a great cast party always

equals a great show. So this one has to be epic.

Skip, can you handle the music for the silent disco? For sure.

Wait.

Silent disco?

A silent disco, where everyone listens to music in headphones instead of out

loud. Thanks.

Oscars are all three in Europe.

Oh, Bianca, we need to talk about your photo book. Music is key for a good

party. Without it, people would just be standing around doing what?

Talking, probably.

This is a huge responsibility, bro.

The success of this party is fully on your shoulders.

What are you thinking for the playlist?

I'll probably just do what I usually do. Play music for musicals. Oh, the

Broadway bangers.

You're hilarious.

That's a funny joke.

I'm definitely joking.

I'm definitely not joking.

Oh,

Oliver.

Hey, we need to talk about our grand entrance.

Every cast party, Oliver and I do a grand entrance together.

One year, we popped out of a cake.

The next year, we were royalty.

We thrived!

Last year, we tried to hatch out of some eggs.

We thrived!

It wasn't our best idea, but hey, you live and you learn.

Everybody clap!

Oh, about that.

I just assume you were so busy this year with all of your...

directing stuff.

So I'm doing it with Bianca. Yes, it's true. Mac and I used to do our grand

entrances together.

We used to do a lot of things together.

Like co -star in every musical.

But now that she's left me for her directing career, she must pay. You're

our grand entrance with Bianca?

You hate Bianca. I don't hate Bianca. Did someone say Bianca? Leave. I hate

We're just friends. We joke. We joke.

Um, anyways, the grand entrance is reserved for the stars of the show, and

chose to cast Bianca as my co -star, and I am so honored

to share my grand entrance with this wonderful, dare I say, talented

actress.

Oh, Oliver?

Oh, uh, Well, that's fine.

Right, I am super busy with all my director stuff, so I guess I'll go to my

office. Prop closet.

And get to work. You know what? This is actually good for me. One less thing to

worry about.

Great. If you're happy, I'm happy. I'm so happy.

What are you

still doing here?

So, I'm trying not to freak out, but when it comes to music, All I know are

tunes. I have no idea what Bench wants to see on this playlist.

Oh, hey, Bench.

Skippy, what are you doing here?

You let throw?

Um, yes.

So, dude, how's the playlist for the cast party coming along?

So good, dude.

So good. Nice.

Totally random question.

If you were making the playlist for the party, what would you put on there?

Oh, you know, just cool music. Lil Baby, Dough Baby, Bad Baby. Right. Baby by

Justin Bieber.

Hit Me Baby One More Time. All babies. Got it. Should we put anyone big on

or? Oh, for sure.

Biggie Smalls, Big Sean, Little Big Town. Oh, man, we can't wait to see what

come up with.

We?

Oh, you don't know? I invited the whole team.

Bro!

Oh, I'm going to be sick. What?

I mean, that's sick.

Oh, no.

Piscuit.

Hey, watch the ankles.

They're new.

Okay, so there was a little hiccup with Oliver in the entrance, but the stakes

are too high for hiccups.

We need a great party if we want a great show.

That's why I'm busting out this bad boy.

My lucky poncho. Now that I'm wearing it, it'll be smooth sailing from here

on out.

From here on out.

What are you wearing? It offends me.

It's a poncho.

Mine? Good luck charm.

Good luck charm.

Hmm.

I had a good luck charm once.

Her name was Mac.

Well. I hope that shirt blanket brings you all of the luck in the world. Not

just me. This poncho will bring luck to all of us.

Don't worry about her. She plays a tree.

Anyways, I have to go rehearse for my grand entrance with Bianca.

So, um, see you around.

Good luck with that.

I'm in charge of food for the cast party, and this year I went all dairy.

Hopefully it's not too cheesy.

My family owns a dairy farm. Big fan of cheese puns.

Dirty!

Dirty dog!

Look at the spread!

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Everything's good -a.

Mac, the puns are only funny when I do them.

I know. You're wearing the poncho, and you only wear the poncho when

wrong. Why would Oliver play in the Grand Endurance without me? It's out!

Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Right? Totally. Good luck with that.

Mac actually said that to me.

After betraying me and leaving me with you, that poncho was like a tacky

-colored slap in my face.

Do I get a duck face, Bianca?

Or a cute and smiley Bianca?

Is he trying to make me jealous? Because it's not going to work, Darcy. I'm the

student director now. I don't have time for jealousy. I have a lot on my plate.

Stay and give me a hand. She's a surprisingly heavy.

Is she trying to ruin my life? Because it will not work, Bianca. I am the star

of this show, and I will not be treated this way. I agree.

I like them both.

I don't know how to handle this.

Please let go.

You're so right.

I need to let this go and focus on the party.

Do not let this go.

You're right, Bianca. I shouldn't let this go. If Oliver wants to do the grand

entrance with Bianca, he should, and I will...

gladly cheer him on. If Mac wants to play these games, she'll have to deal

the consequences.

Thanks, Darcy. You always give the best advice.

Thanks, Bianca.

This conversation has been... eye -opening.

Oh, Oliver!

You were blinking!

Oliver! Can't wait to see what you have planned tonight. Oh, I have plans

already. What was that? I said see you there, girl.

Party! Party!

Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party!

Party!

Unfortunately, I can't let you in wearing that poncho.

It's against dress code.

You're kidding, right?

I'm so sorry. Is there a problem here?

No, just heading into the party.

Oh, sure. Just take that poncho off and you can walk right on in.

I'm not taking off my lucky poncho. Then you can't come in.

I'm so sorry, Mac. I didn't make the rules.

You're so funny because I'm... Pretty sure you did. Now, if you'll please

me, Bianca and I have an extensive makeup transformation for our grand

Bye -bye. Have fun on the outside.

Gertrude, meet me in my dressing room, please.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not allowed in either.

Oh, I'm getting into that party.

Just you wait.

Oh, so am I.

Just you wait.

I gotta say, I pulled out all the stops.

We got a tower of cheese.

We got a bucket of cheese. We got a gingerbread house, but it's cheese.

And my greatest appeasement, the cheese fountain.

Just got to plug her in.

She's legendary.

Party, party, party, party.

what's hip with the kids, but I just don't get it.

Babies are adults.

Lil is big. And apparently Megan Thee Stallion is not a horse. She's a person.

And very talented.

Party! Party!

Party! Party! Bro!

Hello! Hey, Brent!

Bro! Hey, bros! So, when's the silent disco going down? We're straight up

to... Yo, is that milk?

Milk!

I'm sick of Tony ever. Yeah, Ben!

Yeah, Kelsey!

Hello, hello. Goodbye!

Yeah! Milk tea! Wow, you guys are fun! Drink the milk!

Drink the milk!

He can keep me out of this party, but little does he know, there's more than

entrance into this theater, and I know them all.

What?

You've never seen a lot to punch out before?

You know what they say?

Great cast party, great show.

The dairy spread is a hit.

Maybe our poncho is lucky.

You think so?

Totally. Yeah.

You're right. It must be the poncho. Yeah.

Poncho. Poncho.

Poncho. Poncho.

Poncho. Poncho.

Oh, how did she get in here?

Who? Wait. Don't tell me.

I don't care. She's not going to win this little standoff, Gertrude. Oh,

talking about Mac.

Still don't care.

You know what they say.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the poncho.

Hey, is it just me?

Why is it getting hot in here?

Mac, it's a lack of touch with me. My cheese is melting. My milk is curdled.

If you're hot, maybe you should just take off the poncho. I'm not taking the

poncho off.

Sorry, I need water.

Okay.

My cheese house is going to be a cheese puddle. Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

Oliver, going with the bird theme this year. I see how it's expected.

Party getting a little too hot to handle?

Not at all. I'm very comfortable, even a little chilly.

Chilly? Well, we can't have you catching a cold now, can we?

Here. Put this on.

Dang.

Burn. Still cold?

Here.

Nice and warm.

You're not hot?

No. I can't remember a time I felt quite so cozy.

You sure?

Never been more sure of anything in my life.

Good. Well, I must be off.

Everybody's awaiting my grand entrance.

Hope you enjoy it.

What?

No, I didn't do it on purpose.

I'm not a monster.

I'm a bird.

Minnesota State word.

Hey, look!

Your mac and cheese!

The silent disco's starting in ten minutes.

I gotta tell Bench the truth.

I don't have a playlist, and mumble rap makes no sense.

Right? It's like, are you mumbling or are you rapping?

Pick a lane.

Hey, don't worry, my guy. I got you.

You can use one of my playlists.

I got Hypebeast Volume 1, Hypebeast Volume 2, Hypebeast... No, thanks, Mr.

Siffit.

I'm just gonna tell Bench I'm a fraud.

Hey, you may not believe this, considering how much you look up to me,

of the time, I feel like a fraud, too.

I mean, I can pretend to be surprised by that if you want.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Really? Yeah.

Look, guys like us, we gotta stick together.

Why don't you say you let me into that party now? You're a teacher.

You can go in whenever you want.

Yeah, but can I say I have your permission in case anybody asks why I'm

I guess.

Let's hype, son!

Where you been, bro?

And where's the music at? Whole team's ready to rage face.

Music! Music!

Music!

Dude, nothing's playing.

What's going on, Skippy?

Bench, about the playlist, I...

Snippet from the Snippet. If you don't know the words to a song, just mouth

Watermelon Crocodile over and over.

No one will ever know.

Time for the big reveal.

I am exquisite.

I'm not doing this.

This baby bird is ready to flee the nest.

Curtis, let's fly.

Gertie, you're a true artist.

I know.

Mac just had to try and upstage my entrance by getting sprayed with liquid

cheese.

A low blow.

When Mac goes low, I go high.

Very, very high.

So, Curtis, just find me, and when I tell you to, and I'll handle everything

else. Okay, got it?

You're getting feathers in my mouth.

Well, maybe stop talking so much, and you wouldn't have a problem.

Mac, what are you doing here?

I'm stealing your entrance.

Over my majestic bird body.

Oh, my lucky poncho, you endangered the entire cast party. Curtis, fly me in.

No, Curtis, fly me in.

Oh, actors.

I cannot believe you're going to steal my entrance.

You're going to steal my entrance? You're going to steal my entrance?

You look ridiculous. Says a person dressed as a human duck. I'm a Minnesota

state bird, the common loon.

Yeah, you're a loon, all right.

Oh, you.

How could you leave me out in the cold over a poncho?

Oh, we both know you weren't cold.

was trying to help the cast party a great cast party means great show will

stop saying that the cast party does not make the show great the cast does

something that we used to be you were my co -star mac and you abandoned me

that's what this whole thing was about you're mad because i'm not acting with

you anymore i've never been the lead in a play without you what if i'm

I'm getting too old for this stuff.

You couldn't be bad if you tried.

Maybe we're not sharing the spotlight anymore, but we're still a team. If

being honest here, I don't even know if I'm a good director.

Well, that's just ridiculous.

I thought maybe if we had a great cast party, my directing wouldn't matter

because we have a great show no matter what.

I mean, look, this poncho isn't lucky.

It's covered in cheese.

I'm going to be real with you.

That poncho is awful.

But you are not.

In fact, it's annoying how not awful at directing you are.

The show doesn't need Luck Mac.

It just needs you.

And also me.

Thank you.

Well, we're already up here.

What do you say we do one more grand entrance?

Girl type thing.

I love that for a... You ready?

One. One.

Two.

Three. We did it!

Dan, no one can do this.

Everybody, come guys!

I wish you could see how stupid you all look right now.

Guardian, a little help?

It's so good to dance again.

Be mindful of the ankle.

I learned a valuable lesson today.

A great show isn't going to come from a great party or poncho.

It's going to come from us.

And I learned that Curtis is not to be trusted with our flight harnesses.

Thank goodness we're saved.

I'm getting too old for this stuff.

Sir, over here, please. Is he coming back?

Is he coming?

Wait! Sir?

Sir? I don't want to be stuck up here. Is he coming? I can't see him.

Wow. The drama team knows how to partake. And Skippy, you nailed that

bro. Thank you, bro. Any notes for next time? I'm always trying to improve.

Honestly, dude, and don't judge me for saying this, but the one thing that was

missing was some show tunes.

They get me fired up, bro.

Get hyped, go mad for it.

Just use your brain

for

it.