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In Tookett's, Minnesota, football is life.

In Tookett's Middle School, the football team has it all.

Popularity, power, money.

They're the tradition.

The spirit, the background of our town.

But this isn't the story of the football team.

This is the story of the... Drama Club!

Drama Club! Does anyone want to join the... Ow.

My bad!

People always ask me, Mac, what's it like to be in a drama club in a school

obsessed with football?

And normally I say upsetting and bad.

But this year, that's going to change.

Welcome to the drama club. Ta -da!

Come on, we'll give you a quick tour. So this is where the magic happens.

Magic? Not actual magic.

Theta. Theta!

And this is my best friend, Darcy.

Darcy!

Darcy Marie Jarvis, Mac's best friend, slash stage manager, slash soulmate.

I mean, isn't this incredible?

Fun fact, this auditorium seats 752 people, and last year's production of

sold 16 tickets.

13.

Darcy, help me gather the cast for the announcement, please.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Mac, did you hear?

I finally got a line this year. Deborah, how dare you? Uh, that's great, Skip.

Hey, big announcement on the stage, okay? Okay, for sure.

What up? I'm Skip, and this year, I have one line in the musical.

Deborah, how dare you?

Such a thick line.

Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose.

Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose. Over.

Our star.

Big announcement in the theater.

Thank you, five.

No, not five minutes. Now.

Thank you.

Five.

Oliver Olivier.

Actor. And not just any actor.

The lead.

Actors. Am I right?

Uh, we're gathering on the stage. Bianca, did you not get my text? My

dead. Let's cheer on it right now.

Um, no.

I am hands down the most influential person at this school. My followers

just my fans.

They're my family.

Love you guys!

Let's go, people!

Woo -hoo!

Announcement time!

Okay, Garni, can we stop with the drumming, please?

Okay.

Drama Club, welcome to our first rehearsal for Minnesota the Musical.

Curtis, dude, are you sleeping?

Can we get on with this big announcement?

Some of us have lives to livestream.

Drum Club, it is with humble excitement that I, Mac Farth, announce to you that

this year's student director is me, Mac Farth.

That's my best friend, Mac the Magical Master.

Mac Farth! Mac Farth!

I'm so sorry. I was just busy highlighting my hundreds of lines.

Did you just say that you were the new student director?

She can... do this to me. I am the star, and Mac has always been my co

-star. We were Annie and Daddy Warbucks, the Princess and the Pea, the Fiddler

and the Roof.

That was my idea.

Okay, so if you're gonna be directing, then who's gonna be my co -star?

Hey!

What's up, Bianca Squad? The rumors are true.

I'm starring in this year's musical.

Oh, God, it gets worse.

As most of you know, Principal Shoemaker is no longer with us. Wait, he died?

Wait, what? Amazing! I mean, what?

He died!

No! No, no, no, no. Let me rephrase.

Principal Shoemaker has stepped down, which means... We have a new principal!

This is great news! Our old principal hated Drama Club. He was this close to

shutting us down for no reason. Whoa!

perform cats with real cats one attacked his face and now he's blind in one eye

some

people just hate the arts so who's the new principal greg gibbons

just google time apparently he's a professional dance coach on waltzing

stars oh my god he's famous

Okay,

guys, not to be a buzzfeed, but why would a C -list celebrity ever come to

Tookus, Minnesota?

For the corn.

According to Jeff Justin Jr., he recently left the show to pursue

Guys, do you know what this means? We might actually have a principal who

So, as my first act as student director, I've invited Mr. Gibbons to observe

rehearsal.

Today. Today?

But that's today! I know, but we need to impress the sky.

And what better way to impress a famous dancer than with a dance from Minnesota

the Musical.

Fenton! I'm Fenton, your incredible dance captain. Pay attention because I'm

only doing this once.

Five, six, seven.

is great. Minnesota has lakes. Minnesota has the greatest lakes and all the

great lakes.

Are

we up to that?

Okay. Okay, plan B.

Mr.

Sniffit is the drama club supervisor.

I'm hoping he can help, but he's going through a bit of a midlife crisis right

now because someone called him lame online.

What? He's lame and old.

And lame old people should not be online.

Are you seeing this?

Yucky.

Sorry about that. I was

whopping. It's worse than I thought. You know how you're always telling us to

break a leg?

Well, Benton, he broke two.

And I care.

Why? Because you're a teacher? Are you seriously being serious right now?

People call me a lot of things. Best friend.

Clyde. Cool guy.

But teacher?

That's just rude.

Though, technically, I am a teacher.

Jeremy, eyes on your test.

Lori, you spelled your name wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Sorry,

wasn't paying attention.

Did you say something like the new principal from Waltzing with the Stars

coming to watch a rehearsal today and you need a new dance captain?

Word for word what we said.

Fine. I'll do it.

That won't be necessary.

You need me. So what are you thinking?

The burndown? The swag bounce?

City rock?

On second thought, I think we can figure it out on our own. Wait, don't go.

I can teach you how to dougie. Teach you how to dougie.

Mac,

we need to talk.

Okay. Why are we in the prop closet?

It's my office now.

It's the prop closet.

I'm a little preoccupied right now. What can I do for you? Well, you can start

by explaining to me why you passed and an influencer to be my co -star. Didn't

you read The Catholic? I never read The Catholic because I am always the lead.

You know that.

Amateur. And you're always right beside me and a little bit behind me.

You know I've always wanted to direct, and I'm telling you. No, I'm telling

Miss Student Director.

Fix this, or I'm going to have to fix it myself.

Yeah, I can take initiative.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want. Whatever I want? Just handle it.

Dorothy, we're going undercover.

I can't do it now.

This is a good idea. Those are very real athletes and these are very fake wigs.

Darcy, we need a new dance captain and cheerleaders are the next best thing.

follow my lead and try to act cool.

Cool. Okay, cool.

Cool. Cool. Hey, ladies.

Me again.

I'm so sorry we were late. We were busy.

Feeding off our siblings.

What?

Who are you guys?

You don't know?

We're the newest members of the squad.

I'm Pompom. And I'm Lucy Mary George II.

Right.

Okay.

Pompom and Lucy, you guys are real cheerleaders. You shouldn't have a

keeping up.

Liza!

Yeah, I'm...

I don't like to talk about it because I hate attention, but I am a professional

actor. I do all the commercials for Mattress Farm. I'll be darned, it's

Farm, located at the corner of Grape and Main.

Yee -haw!

Like I said, professional.

And sometimes professionals have to take mattresses into their own hands.

Hello? Curtis, it's me, Oliver Olivier, professional actor in Face the Mattress

Farm. Oh, I know who you are.

Too much shorter in person.

I have the single most important job in the drama club. Without me, the actors

on stage would be nothing.

Scum with tap shoes.

Trash with stage makeup.

I am Curtis Edward Edwards, master lighting designer of the

Drama Club.

State your business.

Well, Curtis, you see, I have a problem. A tiny blonde problem

named Bianca, and I need for it to go away.

And I heard that you can help.

You heard wrong.

I run the lights.

Asking you to do is, you know, maybe accidentally, hypothetically drop, drop,

drop a light on her. No can do.

I'm out of the game.

Curtis, what if I offered you some?

Call you Megan.

Nice to meet you. I'm Mackenzie Farris.

I'm the student director of the... Drama Club! Ew.

Okay, that's fair.

But what if I tell you we're actually pretty cool this year and are looking

a new dance captain?

Would you be in?

No. No!

Oh, you want to play it like that? Hold my wig!

Wait, where's my wig?

This wig?

I'm so sorry about that. We were just doing some recruiting for the Drama Club

and we're under...

Newton Johns.

Did you say you're recruiting for the drama club?

I know a guy.

Bench!

How's it going?

Bench Logan, recruited straight out of Jersey to play football here at this

middle school. All my friends call me Bench because I can bench press all my

friends. Don't tell anyone, but they actually paid me a lot of money to be

Even got a golf cart and like 50 pairs of shoes.

What?

him just a little closer come on don't worry it's not gonna hurt you maybe

squad huddle up yo what is this big room huh um mckenzie what is an athlete

doing here yeah did you get us a dance captain meet your new captain bench

bench logan bench logan bench logan is my best friend

or at least he will be once we meet Listen up, lame Manuel Miranda.

You will let this vacant stack of muscle join your little club because he forgot

to sign up for what now?

An election. An elective. An elective. An elective. An election.

I worry about you.

An elective, which he needs if he wants to continue playing football.

Hey, you cannot just make a football captain our dance captain. You don't

the power. Son, I'm in sports.

I have all the power.

Right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We are not fighting today.

I have enough problems.

Okay, how about we take ten?

One, two, three. Bench, what are you doing?

Oh, you said take ten.

Not that kind of ten. Four, five, six.

Our new principal, who just so happens to be a celebrity dancer, will be here

an hour, and all I have to show him is a football player named Bench.

which is why I have made the difficult decision to retire as student director.

Greg Gibbon, I have failed you.

Oh, hey, bro.

How do we met?

I'm Bench.

I mean, I'm Skip.

What's your name?

I'm Bench.

Welcome to the drama club, Bench.

Word.

Actually, words.

Multiple. I have a line this year.

Deborah, how dare you?

Uh, I'm not Debra.

I'm Ben.

No, dude.

That's my line. I was acting.

What? Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that there's no lady named

here? Nope.

Oh, my God. Dude, you're, like, so talented, bro. I'm over here like, yo,

where's Debra?

Thanks, dude.

I also sing and dance.

Yo, you dance, too? I mean, I dance with my bros all the time. Like this.

Okay, here we go.

Does this make us brave?

All right, everyone, listen up.

Bench, stop spinning. Skip, I have an announcement.

I give up?

Wait, Bench, you can dance?

Yeah, no, I'm classically trained. Coach Cobbler made the football team go to

ballet camp to improve our footing on the field. Coach, are you seeing this?

Such a valuable experience, bro.

Bench, put Skip down. We have a principal to impress.

I'm actually totally fine with this.

All right, everyone's in their places. How are we feeling?

Nervous? Stressed?

Anxious? Sad? No, not really. I just, I can't wait to knock his socks off. I

know what you're thinking. What if the new principal hates you? Cancel the

calls you a failure?

I actually wasn't thinking any of those things, but no.

Dirty curtain.

No.

Chew Oliver.

That was not the plan. I paid creepy sunglass boy 40 whole dollars to drop a

light on her face.

What? I didn't want to hurt her. I just wanted to scare her a little. Don't be

so dramatic.

Uh, Mr. Gibbons, welcome to the... Wait, who are you?

I'm Mr. Gibbons.

The new principal.

Wow.

You really let yourself go.

You're not from Waltzing with the Stars.

No, I'm from Wisconsin.

Is that even a state?

I'm realizing now that there's like a million Greg Gibbons in the world.

My bad.

Who's in charge here?

I guess...

I'm in charge.

You? You're like 12.

Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I was going to cancel the drama club

because, frankly, the arts are dumb.

But Bench here saved the day. You guys are lucky he needs an elective and has

perfect form.

Way to go, Bench.

If you need anything, don't contact me. I don't care.

Thank you so much.

Don't.

You're 12.

Bianca, are you okay? I had no idea the light was loose. Yeah, I'm fine. Yes,

Ms. Director, you should be ashamed of yourself. That light almost crushed our

star on your watch.

Um, Bianca, darling, if you're in any pain, might I recommend a new mattress

from Mattress Farm?

Well, I never ever thought I would say this, but let's welcome our new dance

captain, Vince Logan.

Come on, everyone bring it in. Yeah.

Drama teams.

Drama teams. Not a team.

Drama squad.

Drama squad. Not a squad either.

We're a club.

The drama club.

Drama club.

Drama club.

Drama club.

I gotta say, my first day as student director was a win.

Fenton didn't die.

I only tried to quit once. And now a football player is in the club.

I think everything's going to work out just fine. The winners, baby!

Yeah! Yeah!

Fine.

This is fine.

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