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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Hey,

so there's a fucking water leak in my room, and I don't feel like sleeping on

this sofa, so you gotta give me your room.

Like, fuck I do. You can sleep right on this sofa.

Come on, do I gotta be such an asshole? Just let me have your room.

Because it's my room. You can sleep here.

Yeah, but I don't want to. It's uncomfortable.

Will you two just cut it out?

Come on, Mom. Can you tell him to please give me his room?

It's my room. How about you two both share his room tonight?

Mom, are you serious?

Ha ha.

Come on, that's not fair.

Yes, I'm serious.

And as far as I'm concerned, this matter is closed.

Do you want me to tell your father?

I didn't think so. Okay.

Felt.

Yeah.

Mine.

God, I don't fucking believe this.

I'm a princess.

I should have my own room.

Don't think I'm gonna make this easy for you, brother.

Yeah, get a good look at this body. The only way you get a princess leg, me in

your room, is because of mom.

What is that?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Is there an issue?

Nope. Not an issue at all.

What are you doing?

Um, I'm not sleeping on the floor, asshole.

Looks like you're gonna be Brother Blue Balls tonight.

Fuck you.

Oh, I can definitely make this so much worse.

Bet you like that, don't you?

Mmm.

It's so good

Oh, really?

What the fuck are you doing?

Fuck you. You're going to really have to move on tonight.

What the fuck?

Well,

I'm tired.

I'm going to go to bed.

Just fucking finish me off. It was like right there.

No, I'm good.

I'm going to go to bed.

You're such a fucking dick.

Come on.

No.

Are you sleeping okay?

Why are you two sleeping in the same bed?

She wouldn't leave.

I don't want to sleep on the ground.

Honey, you're not wearing a bra.

Okay.

Yeah.

Honey,

don't you think you should put a bra on?

No.

I think I'm going. Are you okay?

Oh yeah, of course. It's fun.

Okay.

Okay.

Good night, Mom.

Good night.

Asshole.

Are you awake?

No, I'm trying to sleep.

What the fuck are you doing?

Nothing. Um, why did you take inside me?

Because you deserve it.

What?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, something fell off the nightstand while I was coming back from the

bathroom.

It's only bumped into it.

Okay.

Sorry to bother you.

It's okay, Mom.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey.

She's gone.

It's fucking blue right now.

You can take it.

It's fucking big!

So big.

Oh my god.

Oh

my

god, dude.

I just want to say, I know I went a little bit hard on you. I want to say

So,

you're not going to tell mom, are you?

I don't know.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

Okay.

I can make it feel good for you.

Yeah.

um

Just between us.