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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,260 Bonsai 2 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,880 Mr. Major. 3 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,160 Bill. Bill. 4 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,880 Hat log. 5 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:30,360 Martin. A human upjoke. 6 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,380 Dear 7 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:45,720 Gran. 8 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,780 And remember, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is not the business of the 9 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,080 defense to prove anything at all. 10 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:58,620 It's up to the prosecution to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, the guilt of 11 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,880 Booth in this offense. 12 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:05,100 I think you'll agree with me that this they have signally failed to do. 13 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,199 Mr. Booth need do nothing in this court. 14 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,680 He's not even obliged to speak. 15 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:16,880 The defense need only sit back and say, Where's your evidence? 16 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,940 And I cannot think what the prosecution could answer. 17 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:26,540 But the defense have chosen not to sit back because we have proof. 18 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:29,300 Proof positive of Mr. 19 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,520 Booth's innocence. 20 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:36,940 Proof resting not on the fleeting glimpse of a stranger pressured into 21 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:41,260 identification, but on the word of a man who knows Mr. 22 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,540 Booth well. 23 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:46,720 and can, therefore, be presumed capable of recognising him. 24 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,540 But what I say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is not evident. 25 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,320 So I would like now to call my first witness, Mr Martin Mulholland. 26 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,560 Call Martin Mulholland. 27 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,600 No answer. 28 00:03:23,940 --> 00:03:26,340 All right. Better send out the bloodhounds. 29 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,260 I'll have a conflag with our client. All right. 30 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,760 Your Honor, may I request a five -minute recess in which to consult with my 31 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,040 client? Very well, Mr. Newley. 32 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:37,900 Five minutes. 33 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,280 Court will rise. 34 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,800 Doesn't look good, Mr Booth. Your alibi declining to honour us with his 35 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,200 presence. How could he do this to me? That's by the by at this point in time. 36 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,160 As your legal counsel, I'd advise that you reconsider your plea. 37 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:06,700 What's going on, Stella? 38 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,440 I think Martin's done a runner. 39 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,960 Left Paul to it. 40 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,620 Left him to what? 41 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:17,880 To go to prison, Doogie. To go directly to prison. To not pass go. To not 42 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 collect two. 43 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,079 Not collect what? 44 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,700 My God. 45 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,420 Spell that. Not collect to what? 46 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:29,720 £200 ,000, Doogie. 47 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,160 Yes, but it doesn't say security consultants, does it? 48 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,780 What it says is security consultants. 49 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,260 Well, it wasn't an asshole, was it? All 250 of the flaming things. 50 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,840 Oh, Pen, what do you think we're being showered under? 51 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:49,949 I don't know. 52 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:50,950 Damaged in transit? 53 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:54,430 Damn it, what did they do? Had to use a spoon to get it out of the box? 54 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:55,790 I should hope so. 55 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:58,890 Oh, no. 56 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,150 You want to count yourself lucky it was only a tarantula? 57 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,910 Think of the cost of a new elephant. 58 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:07,650 Morning, Ken. 59 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,090 Morning. 60 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,310 What's all this, then? 61 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,390 Your security is our assurity? 62 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:17,450 Aha. Come on, give it here, give it here. 63 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:19,550 Hey, up! 64 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,360 I thought the sales driver was last week. 65 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,720 This is Enterprise fortnight, innit? 66 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,120 Ain't shocked yourself, Ken. 67 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,040 Mrs Barrett's booked at nine o 'clock. 68 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,800 Well, who's she, then? Somebody who wants us to find her kitten? 69 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,840 It's only Anne Barrett. 70 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:35,100 Senior partner of Barrett, Jessop and Wilde. 71 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,420 And she wants us to find a missing witness. 72 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,480 Ooh. 73 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:46,940 I've not been thinking. 74 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,960 Martin's got a head, don't he? 75 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,370 He has to launder the money, so he must have it with him. 76 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:55,030 Where do you think he's taking it to? Oh, well, pardon me while I check my 77 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:56,030 crystal ball. 78 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,230 Do that forward. 79 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,430 Maybe he'll know. 80 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,470 I'm keeping my ever -loving husband out of this. 81 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:06,490 God, I hope they throw away the key. 82 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:08,570 Keeps me out of our way. 83 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,570 I've got it. 84 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:16,650 He's got this woman, some dopey slide, paints toenails for a living. 85 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,630 That's the only place he could have gone. 86 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:21,570 Where's that? 87 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,110 Nottingham. 88 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:28,450 Oh, good morning, Mrs Barrett. Please, have a seat. 89 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:29,930 Please. 90 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:33,850 To business, Mr Crawford. My favourite subject, Mrs Barrett. 91 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:38,930 Our London office is currently involved in a robbery trial, which has just been 92 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:43,150 adjourned because the principal witness for the defence, Martin Mulholland, has 93 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,150 taken French leave. 94 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,410 So how can we help? 95 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:49,790 We need you to serve him with a witness summons, compelling him to be in court 96 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:50,790 tomorrow afternoon. 97 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:52,670 Tomorrow? 98 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:56,570 If we can get him to the station by nine in the morning, he can make it to the 99 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:57,570 court in time. 100 00:06:58,030 --> 00:07:01,570 It is all ifs and maybes. We aren't even sure he's coming to Nottingham. 101 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,350 What, you just duck a pin in the map? 102 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:06,350 Not quite. 103 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,750 His grandmother lives in the area. 104 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:10,630 Well, sounds straightforward. 105 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:14,110 Yes, except we need you to serve and observe. 106 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:18,530 If we know where he is, we can have him arrested should he fail to answer the 107 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,530 summons. 108 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,210 He does seem a bit reluctant to turn up. 109 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:23,530 It's hardly surprising. 110 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:27,870 He and Paul Booth have a long history together and most of it has taken place 111 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:32,390 courtrooms. Though over the last two years he has rather changed tack, got 112 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:34,930 own car dealership, good income, comfortable lifestyle. 113 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:38,930 I think Mr Mulholland has a touch of court fever. 114 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,170 I can't see him giving you too much trouble. 115 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:51,860 No problem. 116 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,480 Security is our assurity, Mrs. Barrett. 117 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,240 Straightforward stuff. 118 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:02,940 Good. So, let's defense with preliminaries. 119 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,700 Down here, Mark. It's more private. 120 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,760 No suitcase? 121 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,100 I thought you'd be calling en route to the airport. 122 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,260 Nearly, but not quite. 123 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,580 Don't get ahead of yourself, Edwin. The stamps aren't in your album yet. I can't 124 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,580 be sure, Martin. 125 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,860 It's the way our glass is steaming up. 126 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:35,280 These are just photographs. 127 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,900 I need to examine the real thing. 128 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:42,260 You will, when I get to examine the real cash. 129 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,740 Cash? You want cash? 130 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,140 For a Mauritius Blue? 131 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 A cape triangle? 132 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,240 Cash. 133 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,000 Use notes. Small denominations. 134 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:01,400 I'd need at least two days to arrange an amount that large, Martin. At least two 135 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,100 days. Come off it, Edwin. 136 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,520 Some of us, Martin, enter the bank via the front door as opposed to drilling a 137 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,520 hole through the cellar. 138 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:10,700 I'll be back tonight. 139 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,040 Ten o 'clock. 140 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,480 No cash. 141 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:14,780 No stamps. 142 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,480 Being on the run has made you impatient, Martin. 143 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120 Wrong, Edwin. 144 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:20,540 It's made me rich. 145 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,200 Just a minute. 146 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,360 Oh, can I help you? 147 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:45,240 Yeah, sorry to bother you, love. My name's Boone, Ken Boone. I was looking 148 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,800 Martin. Martin Mulholland? 149 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,950 You'd better come in. 150 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,650 Thank you. 151 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,510 Martin! Martin! 152 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:14,030 Oh, my God. Martin, baby, are you okay? 153 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:16,030 Oh, I love you so much. 154 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,610 You told me for crying out loud. You nearly gave me a heart attack. 155 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:22,750 I wasn't expecting you until tonight. I know, I know. I wanted to surprise you, 156 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,810 so I took the morning off. I couldn't wait, Martin. 157 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,070 Look, baby, champagne. 158 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:28,550 I'll get the glasses. Oh, never mind glasses. 159 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,150 I'd rather have a cup. 160 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:34,790 That's Martin's Uncle Jim. 161 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,610 Lovely red hair he had. 162 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,190 Although he was never the same after he was hit on the head by that famine at 163 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,190 Niagara Falls. 164 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:44,510 Oh, that's Martin on his first day at the Grammar. 165 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,710 Cost an arm and I like that uniform. 166 00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:51,390 Oh, are you empty? Would you like a refill? In fact, I could brew a fresh 167 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:55,130 No, no, it's all right. I'll just sit and wait. 168 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:59,090 You are expecting him? You could die of thirst waiting for him. Comes and goes 169 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:00,090 as he pleases. 170 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:02,210 What about a sandwich? 171 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:03,570 It's almost lunchtime. 172 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:07,230 No, I've... Some other time, maybe. 173 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,710 Look, it is important that I see Martin. 174 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,530 Do you think he will be in this evening? 175 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:14,210 Depends if he's got one of his fancy women up at the flat. 176 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,900 That's Martin's brother, Troy. 177 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,600 He let Comet come round more often than him. 178 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,700 Martin's got a flat. 179 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,840 Are you expecting anyone, Martin? 180 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,360 No. 181 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:45,930 No, I'm not. 182 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:51,470 Mr. Martin Mulholland. 183 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,770 Come on. 184 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:58,130 Mr. Mulholland, in connection with the case Regina versus Paul Booth, I have to 185 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,130 serve you with this. 186 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:00,650 Come on. 187 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,870 Oh, God. 188 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,490 Who was it? The law. 189 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:13,910 Oh, my God, Martin. 190 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,830 Oh, God, Martin, doesn't it turn you on? 191 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,450 Naomi, give me room to think. 192 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:20,609 About what? 193 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,290 Keeping out of harm's way for one thing. 194 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,990 Look, we're stuck here in Nottingham until we sort out the stamps with Edwin, 195 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:28,950 right? Well, can't we just stick them on an envelope and post them to him from 196 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:31,490 Rio? I mean, do you have to deliver them personally? 197 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,210 Oh, God, Naomi! 198 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,810 Never mind, never mind. 199 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:40,010 Look, we have to stay for the stamps. Leave it at that. Until then, it's in 200 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,690 best interest to stay well clear of the law. Even a traffic warden, do you 201 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:44,629 understand me? 202 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,750 Well, I love for a while, you mean. 203 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,010 Yeah. You mean hide. 204 00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:53,490 No, it's just a minor hit. She's got to come out sooner or later. 205 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,130 Great. 206 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:56,830 That's half the job done. 207 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,150 Now we know where he is. 208 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,010 Well, you just have to sit him out, Ken. 209 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,220 It's a pity Mrs Barrett isn't paying by the hour. 210 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,900 Look, Harry, I'm freezing cold out here and I'm getting well. 211 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,460 It's a waste of time, Stella. The bastard will be in Brazil by now. No, 212 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,580 to launder the money somehow. 213 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,500 He'll have spent it on something. 214 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,560 Spent it. How are we going to get it back? 215 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,360 I'm finding out what he spent it on. 216 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,740 Whatever that might be. 217 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,640 Maybe he bought a car. 218 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,240 A Ferrari. 219 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:43,760 Or a personal jet. 200 grand would just about cover the petrol. Get real, 220 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,699 Doogie, will you? 221 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,100 An ocean -going yacht. 222 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,560 Called the Sultry Maiden. 223 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,560 A castle at its own law. 224 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,900 Listen, there'll be time enough for daydreams later. Just drive, will you? 225 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,180 What? 226 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,200 Oh, aye, aye, right. 227 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,470 There he goes. 228 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,470 Come on now. 229 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,130 No, we've got to get going. 230 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,010 I don't know which one. 231 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:44,110 Wear this one, it matches your car. Now move, come on. 232 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,230 I'll have to owe you a penny. 233 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,130 I'll let you off with that. Thank you. 234 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,160 Oh, he's like a rat up a bloody drainpipe. 235 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,700 Oh, you're going to have to do something about him, Martin. I can't keep driving 236 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,400 round. I'm having my hair done at two. 237 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,440 What the hell are you doing? Hold on! 238 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,140 Come on! 239 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,320 Take the next right, go with me, and don't go back to the flat until tonight. 240 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,460 Got me? 241 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,620 I've seen speedier slugs, you prat. 242 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,980 Well, you know what they say. 243 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,760 Slow but steady. 244 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,100 Well, you bluster it all that you're going to get him. You had him! 245 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,680 Harry, he is as slippery as a bar of soap. Then you shouldn't have been so 246 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,960 -hopping about it. You should have used a bit of sub -diffuse and he wouldn't 247 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,040 have seen you, would he, and run away. 248 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,100 I'm not the invisible man, mate. 249 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,020 If I have to serve the bloody thing on him, he's got to see me, hasn't he? 250 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,060 Well, you don't have to give it to him now, because it's been dealt with. 251 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040 How? 252 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320 He's just coming now. 253 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:05,060 Martin. 254 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,099 Hello there. 255 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,460 I do know you, don't I? 256 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,920 Perhaps this'll jog your memory. 257 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,800 Present for you. 258 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,980 Ah, the one thing I like best in my woman is brains and beauty. 259 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400 That's two things. 260 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,560 You can count. 261 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,780 What else can you do? 262 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,440 Karate. 263 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,079 The summons has been served. 264 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,420 Good. Well, I'm off down to Chippy's, see if I can get served. 265 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,220 You fancy some fishy chips? 266 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,620 Here, hold on. 267 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,400 Laura's in a bit and now it's your turn. To me, my turn. 268 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,000 What about my turn? The job was to serve and observe. 269 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,480 Well, Laura can keep an eye on him. 270 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,540 Ken, there's a time to delegate and there's a time to get off your backside 271 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:49,540 do the job yourself. 272 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:53,420 When are you going to get off your bum then, Crawford? Hey, tough than ever. 273 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,580 If you're looking for those nudie magazines you left, I gave them to Mr 274 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,580 at the Whip Club. 275 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,780 I'm looking for the stamps, Gran. I asked you before. 276 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,220 Eh? 277 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,380 Oh, well, they're not in there. That's gas -filled in there, I think. And 278 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,380 swimming so difficult. 279 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,340 Try the blue box on the other side. 280 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,660 Oh, look, it's Ken. 281 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:24,940 What? 282 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,380 He doesn't want to sit out there. He'll get piles. 283 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,740 Gran, there are three blue boxes in here. Which... Gran! 284 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,180 I want to get you some thermals, Ken. 285 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,420 See for what it's warm. 286 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,500 Sit yourself down. I've got the kettle on. 287 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,880 I'm afraid Martin's eaten most of the cake this morning. But I've some fat 288 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,000 rascals I can holler. 289 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,220 Well, 290 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,020 if it isn't Easy Rider. 291 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,200 I've already played past the paper with the lovely Laura, so why are you here? 292 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,240 I've been asked to keep an eye on you. 293 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:58,620 And if necessary, offer you a lift to the station in the morning. 294 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:02,390 I know my rights. I'm a witness. You're not allowed to harass me like this. 295 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,150 But I'm allowed to come to your gran's house, have a cup of tea. 296 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:09,170 Well, have one for me. 297 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,050 I'm off. 298 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,850 Do you know, I've just remembered. 299 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:14,770 I've got to be off too. 300 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,550 Ah, forget it. 301 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,890 You might as well give me a lift. 302 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,130 After you, Mr. Marland. 303 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,450 Ladies first. 304 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,990 End of the road, can it? 305 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,030 You can clear off home now. 306 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,890 Bit like being a vampire, really. You can't come in unless I invite you. 307 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:50,030 Yeah, but you don't have to invite me. Sit out here, do you? 308 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,390 You're seriously going to sit out here and wait for me? 309 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,070 It's my job. 310 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,970 Bloody hell, can I consider a career move if I were you? 311 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,630 Yeah, but you're not me, are you? 312 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,330 That's why I'm in the pavement and you're in the gutter. 313 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:08,450 Harry, he's gone in the flat and I'm going home. No, you can't. 314 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,110 Rocky isn't back yet. 315 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,490 And I've got a meeting started in ten minutes. 316 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830 You got a key? 317 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,590 Oh, dookie! 318 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:09,390 Ah, 319 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:14,810 I've had a belly full of you for one day. Either you tell us what this is all 320 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:16,510 about or I shove this down your gutter. 321 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,930 There are some people who don't want to see me at this trial unless they're 322 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,370 looking at me through a rifle sight. 323 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,250 Look, I'll do a deal with you. 324 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,490 You keep me hidden here tonight. 325 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:29,730 Look after me. 326 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,750 And tomorrow morning you can deliver me to the station gift -wrapped. 327 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,490 Oh, I don't know about this. 328 00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:38,090 I think we ought to call in the police. Get some proper protection. 329 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:40,710 Oh, yeah, fine. Deliver me in a black bin bag. 330 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:43,690 I feel really safe, secure and reassured, Mr Crawford. 331 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:45,630 One night. 332 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,450 Calling the police in will only draw trouble, believe me. 333 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,130 One night. 334 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:57,550 Harry, forget it. Whatever it is, I'm not doing it. Ken, I'd like a word with 335 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,550 you in private. Come on. 336 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,699 before he's gone. 337 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,880 I'm not sleeping in the office. 338 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,180 You don't have to. 339 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,800 You could put him up at your place. 340 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,580 What? 341 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,940 All right, all right. If you don't want to go as far as intensive care, how 342 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,180 about half an hour's first aid? 343 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,920 How about six months in traction? 344 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,820 Mouth -to -mouth resuscitation? 345 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,800 The Heimlich manoeuvre. 346 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,120 Oh, temptress. 347 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,740 Cup of coffee tempt you? 348 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,680 Only if you're going to swim naked in it. 349 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,400 What's up? Can't you swim? 350 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,140 Look, my body works in good shape. My engine's running. 351 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:35,250 I'm offering you a Rolls Royce, Laura. 352 00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,670 Looks like an old banger to me. 353 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,730 Edgeltyles. Oh, do me a favour. 354 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:45,310 No, you wanted fairness, Ken, and this is the fairest way. Come on, now, 355 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:46,790 Edgeltyles. Oh, God. 356 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:48,630 Hey. 357 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,950 It had to be something small, brand -new, portable. 358 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,510 A Tesco bag full of fibre, the bit conspicuous. 359 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,010 I think I've got it, Stella. 360 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,250 Drugs. 361 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,180 Oh, yeah, Doogie, I'm sure it's a seller's market over there in Rosewater. 362 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:10,260 Listen, Doogie, if you want to launder money, you do not buy drugs with it. You 363 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,780 buy artwork and diamonds. 364 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640 Oh. 365 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,600 Oh, I found an earring in the bathroom. 366 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,820 God, Doogie, I wish sometimes you would use your brain as well as you use some 367 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,840 other parts of your anatomy. 368 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440 No, you don't. 369 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,600 I've run out of sugar. 370 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,320 So you used arsenic? 371 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680 Belt up. 372 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,900 Great place you got here, Kenneth. 373 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,880 Very, uh, drafty. 374 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,480 Where did you get the furniture? 375 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240 A fire sale. 376 00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:50,390 You got a bathroom? Or do I have to use the nearest bush? 377 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:52,450 There's one just through there. 378 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,230 Mind the door. 379 00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:56,430 It sticks. 380 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,380 I do hope you're not expecting me to keep these warm for you. 381 00:26:02,510 --> 00:26:03,810 How soon can you get over here? 382 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,470 I can't believe I could let that slimy bastard get away with this. 383 00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:09,450 He must have what it is on him, he must have. 384 00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:12,970 Oh, Doogie, why not wait some more time? 385 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,150 Receipts. 386 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:18,650 You never know, Stella. Oh, I mean, I'm sure he would keep the receipt in case 387 00:26:18,650 --> 00:26:19,790 he found a flaw in the diamond. 388 00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:25,810 No, I think he bought a washing machine, a tumble dryer and, look, a new 389 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:27,210 television and video recorder. 390 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,010 Doogie. 391 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:35,610 You are a man of genius. 392 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,090 Mrs. Nell Mulholland. 393 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:41,530 Do you think he married the dopey flag or is that his mother? 394 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:43,410 I think we should pay her a visit and find out. 395 00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:47,910 Judy! 396 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:50,790 Think, Gran, think. 397 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,890 Well, I might have put him in a sideboard. 398 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:01,350 Ah, look at that ration book. Didn't know I still had that. 399 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,060 Oh, yes, here's your letter. 400 00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:08,740 No, no, no, I took them out of the letter. They're not in here. 401 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:18,100 Well, do you know, I see much better with these old specs than with my new 402 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,100 They... Oh, no. 403 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,640 What? 404 00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:24,320 They were in a little plastic packet, weren't they? Yes. 405 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,540 They're in my dressing gown pocket. 406 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,380 Great. Where is your dressing gown? 407 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:30,980 In the washer. 408 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,500 You stole my bike. Stole, borrowed. It's a technicality. Look, I owe you one, 409 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,260 all right? No, it's not all right. You run me a relay race round Nottingham. 410 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,700 give me a thumping. I thought... Give it a rest, Kenneth. 411 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,560 You lie to me, you steal my bike. 412 00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,960 If the wind changes, your face will stay like that, Martin. 413 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,380 It doesn't make you my most favourite person. 414 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600 Join the club. 415 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,760 You're trouble, son. 416 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,420 And you know what they say about troubles? 417 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:11,760 They always come in threes. 418 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,360 I think I'm going to have to start charging for refreshments. 419 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:18,950 and run out of coffee? 420 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,710 I think I'm made of piggy banks. 421 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:37,710 A hundred grand you took on that bank job, Martin, and it isn't in your piggy 422 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:41,270 bank. Speak now, or the breeze will be blowing through more than your hair. 423 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:45,510 Did you think with Paul locked up it would be easy? Don't you know that crime 424 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:46,510 doesn't pay? 425 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680 Where is it? 426 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,160 I think you'd better tell her, Martin. There speaks the voice of reason. 427 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,680 Can't spend it when you're dead, mate. 428 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,520 The longer I stay quiet, the longer we stay alive. 429 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,380 Martin, you know me. I'm not a killer. I just want my money. 430 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,420 What about Neanderthal man there? 431 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,660 He does what he's told. 432 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:08,060 You tell me where the money is, and I'll tell him to drop you off somewhere. 433 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,440 Yeah, like the nearest cliff. 434 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,660 I want my money. Just my money. 435 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,770 Listen. You're not even worth burying. I wouldn't want Doogie to put his back 436 00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:17,770 out digging the hole. 437 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:22,110 You helped me to put my husband away, so let's just say I owe you one. 438 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:23,510 So yeah, is it? All right. 439 00:29:24,950 --> 00:29:25,990 Head out to the forest. 440 00:29:26,650 --> 00:29:28,330 I hid it at the old Sintry farm. 441 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,790 I didn't hurt, did I? 442 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:31,770 All right, Doogie. 443 00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:35,930 Tell me, what's the going rate these days for prawn? 444 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:38,310 Oh, we're not prawn. 445 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:42,370 Going to somebody tell me where we're going? 446 00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:44,430 Just keep driving till you hit freeze. 447 00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,070 I always do that. 448 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,330 Be good. 449 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,980 You realise you almost got us killed? 450 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,380 No almost about it. The money isn't here. 451 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:25,960 Are you mental or what? 452 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,180 What are you playing at? Shut up, I know what I'm doing. Yeah, trying to get us 453 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:33,160 killed. What are we going to do, Ken? We're going to escape using my brain and 454 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,960 the toolbox that is fitted under the dash. 455 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,720 I deal in cars. 456 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,540 I have superior knowledge. 457 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,080 All you've got to do is lean forward. 458 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,900 Hang on a minute. 459 00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:50,810 Yeah. What's that? 460 00:30:51,130 --> 00:30:52,450 It's a toolbox, I told you. 461 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,230 It looks like a picnic tray. 462 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:57,490 Just lift it up the thing and there you are. There's your toolbox. 463 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:00,650 Oh, yeah. 464 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:02,810 That'll do it. 465 00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:05,790 Good. 466 00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:08,670 Look there. 467 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,720 Yeah, I'm almost there. Hold on. 468 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,220 Go on, mate. Come on. Come on. 469 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,260 Out the door. 470 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,080 Come on. Let's go. 471 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:35,940 Don't tug. 472 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,600 Right. 473 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,560 That is it. 474 00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,780 There's nothing here but wild goose. 475 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,900 Rocky! I'm starving. 476 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,360 Me too. 477 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,340 Oh, well. 478 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:36,500 At least Bonnie and Clyde won't find us out here. 479 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,580 Rocky, a St Bernard with radar and a road map wouldn't find us out here. 480 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,920 You're not a man who's happy in his work, are you, Kenny? 481 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:52,960 In the last 24 hours, I've been lied to, given the runaround, held at gunpoint. 482 00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:57,780 spent the night in a ditch with a bank robber and a bloke who snores like a 483 00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:58,780 drain. 484 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:02,940 I think it is safe to say I'm not getting job satisfaction here. 485 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,380 It's all right. 486 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,640 I just got out the wrong side of the ditch this morning. 487 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,340 Are you sure he didn't call? 488 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,480 He didn't. 489 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,140 Harry... Oh, kill him if he's made a pig's ear of this job. 490 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,140 Harry, I'm worried. What if he's in trouble? 491 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,600 Oh, he'll be in trouble, all right, if he doesn't bring this witness in on 492 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,480 Look, I'm serious. 493 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,080 It's not like him not to leave word. Oh, he's probably just overslept or 494 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,100 something. All right, then, Laura, go round and see what's going on. 495 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:47,580 Where's Rocky got to? 496 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,160 I saw a programme on telly once about eating nettles. 497 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,580 Yeah. Out in St Britain's used to eat them all the time. Rocky. 498 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,860 Prickly. 499 00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:58,550 You can glare. 500 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:00,150 At least he's being constructive. 501 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:03,630 Moping around with a face like a wet Wednesday's getting his knower. 502 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:06,150 Oh, yeah. I forgot you've got a train to catch. 503 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:09,250 I ate dirt once when I was a kid. 504 00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:10,949 Wanted to know what it tasted like. 505 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,550 What's it taste like? 506 00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:14,290 Gritty. Bit smelly, too. 507 00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:15,850 Tastes a bit like snail slime. 508 00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:20,570 Have you tried snail slime? Yeah, I'll tell you. Wasps don't taste anything 509 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:21,570 humbugs. 510 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:50,500 Getting nowhere fast, I told you. 511 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,800 Yeah, well, you're the thief. You pick it. The only thing I've ever picked is 512 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,000 nose. Besides, cuffs are a pickpruck. 513 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:01,080 Oh, well, we need to break the little chainy bits in the middle. Oh, well 514 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,738 that man. 515 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:02,740 What do you suggest, Professor? 516 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,080 I don't think I brought my cutting gear. No, no, I mean the rock or something. 517 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,040 You know, be a bit more resourceful. 518 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:13,600 No. Well, we've got to get the cuffs off. No, all the time we're tied to him, 519 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,920 know exactly where he is. Oh, and where exactly am I going to go, Einstein? Up a 520 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,550 tree? I wouldn't put it past you. Come on. 521 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,090 Have you ever slept with a librarian? 522 00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:29,290 Librarian? Lots of imagination, librarians. 523 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:32,010 I am not panicking, Laura. 524 00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:35,810 But Mrs. Barrett's going to be panicking at 9 o 'clock when nobody turns up. 525 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:39,150 Look, get over to the flat and see if they're there. I'll go round to Mrs. Van 526 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:40,150 Hollen's. 527 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,310 I am not panicking! 528 00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:44,890 You'd pass up £80 ,000. 529 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,500 It's blood money. 530 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,120 God, you've got a hundred -watt bulb in that halo, haven't you? Doesn't it make 531 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,019 your neck ache? 532 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,420 You make my neck ache. 533 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,120 My legs are aching. And I've got a pebble in my boot. 534 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:59,260 Eighty grand, cash in hand, tax -free. I can get you both a cheap flight to 535 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,160 Brazil. No more sitting in the cold, Kenneth. 536 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:04,120 Yeah, I've had to do a lot of sunbathing in prison, eh, Ken? 537 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:08,360 Yeah, you've got a lovely pasty white collar all over. Ah, they haven't 538 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,360 the door on me yet, Kenneth. 539 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,020 Luck be a lady, and I've always been a lady's man. 540 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280 Ken. 541 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,090 I think I'm having a mirage. 542 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:23,430 I've got tenp. 543 00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:27,130 If you're wanting a cup of tea, you've had it. I'm fresh out of tea bags, what 544 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:28,490 with one wasted pot and another. 545 00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:31,390 No, no, thanks. I'll take. No, look, Ken and Rocky. 546 00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:32,850 I mean, are they here? 547 00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:34,130 I mean, their bikes are here. 548 00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:36,790 Yes, well, they left last night, but they got a lift. 549 00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:38,530 You can have a glass of water. 550 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:39,669 Or lemonade. 551 00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:42,050 No, thanks. All the same, now, who did they get a lift with? 552 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:44,890 Couple of Martin's friends pop round and they all left in a terrible hurry. 553 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:47,730 Whiskey? 554 00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:50,490 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 555 00:36:50,690 --> 00:36:53,630 Hang on, I think there was one too many meanies in there. Come on, I'll make the 556 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:56,490 first call. Look, if we're going to do this alphabetically, Ken should go first 557 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,410 anyway, because his name begins with B, eh, Ken? 558 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:00,890 Thank you, Rocky. 559 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:08,810 Thank you for calling Crawford Boone Security. 560 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:12,910 I'm afraid there's nobody available to take your call at the moment, but if 561 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:15,830 you'd like to leave a message... Oh, damn, it's the machine. 562 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,190 It drives my bile. 563 00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:21,390 Well, we agreed one call each. 564 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,470 You've had your turn. Now give over. Go on. 565 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,730 You're an accident waiting to happen, you are. 566 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:28,350 Anything happen? 567 00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:29,890 Not yet. 568 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:31,350 But he'll be back. 569 00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,430 Gold star. 570 00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:37,150 I'm told revenge is a dish that's best eaten cold. 571 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,130 Yeah. 572 00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:41,230 hungry too. 573 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:42,650 Can we not go home yet? 574 00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:44,130 Not without the money. 575 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:48,910 Look, we've lost them and the money. Face it still, it's over. 576 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:55,550 Doogie, there's an old saying, the opera isn't over till the fat lady sings. 577 00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:59,490 Hey, you're not fat. 578 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:02,270 I'm not planning on singing either, Doogie. 579 00:38:24,629 --> 00:38:27,930 Someone was here last night. They wrecked the place. And then there was 580 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:33,670 back... Don't tell me to shut up, Martin. I've had a terrible... He just 581 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:34,930 say. He didn't have to shout. 582 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:37,650 Yeah. 583 00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:39,890 You know I'd do anything for you, baby. 584 00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:43,270 Yeah, of course I can find it. I can read a map. 585 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:45,810 Martin? 586 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,210 Hi. All you had to do was say please. 587 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:50,630 Oh, police. 588 00:38:50,690 --> 00:38:53,190 Shame you can't call them, isn't it? Shock and vandalism. 589 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:55,390 I've had enough of you. Oh, it's never a guess. 590 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,830 Come on, I'm taking you in. Go on, go. 591 00:38:58,110 --> 00:39:01,510 To hell you are. I'm taking you in. I'm going to tell them what's been going on. 592 00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:03,410 Me and Rocky will be witnesses. To what? 593 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:05,350 You saw me rob the bank, did you? 594 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,330 Yuki, wake up. 595 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,640 There's the flight now. 596 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,840 What the hell's going on? 597 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,060 Where's Kenny Rocky? 598 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,140 Blue Renault, Stella? 599 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,500 Laura! Laura! The time! 600 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,440 The time! The time! 601 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:45,990 Go on, get down the pews down at the smithy. Get these bloody cuffs off. 602 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,430 My army, put your foot down. Lose those two. 603 00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:57,550 Go for the gap. Get by the bitch. 604 00:42:57,830 --> 00:43:00,350 That isn't a bloody gap. Well, then meet one, you sick bastard. 605 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,920 Doogie. 606 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:35,820 I am going to murder you. 607 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:40,340 Doogie! I am going to murder you! 608 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,800 Baby, come and take a look. 609 00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:49,920 Oh, this is a murderous counter! 610 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:54,600 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! This is a deadline! 611 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,100 Wait, wait, wait! 612 00:44:01,450 --> 00:44:02,750 Long time, no see. 613 00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,990 Never mind that. Get these bloody cuffs off. 614 00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:09,470 Oxy job, that. 615 00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:12,010 I'll have to put the goggles on. 616 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:14,150 Where'd I put them? 617 00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:19,270 Oxy? Give it a rest, Pew. You used to be able to do it with the bloody hacksaw. 618 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:20,870 I wish you hadn't said that. 619 00:44:22,350 --> 00:44:23,710 Okay, goggles. 620 00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:27,390 Has anyone got a match? 621 00:44:27,810 --> 00:44:28,890 You must be joking. 622 00:44:29,770 --> 00:44:30,770 Over there. 623 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,260 I'll have to use the grinder. 624 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,660 You're well out of your league and you don't even know it. 625 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,640 I've crippled pig -thick bastards like you before I've never even broken 626 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,980 yeah? Just shut it, will you? If I draw a line, you don't cross it. All right, 627 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,840 man. You should have kept your nose open. You might just get a cut off. 628 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,180 Now we're cooking, we're coming. 629 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:57,160 What a half -man. I took no woman like that. I don't know who whines more, her 630 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160 or you. 631 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,560 I'm sorry. 632 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,060 Are you all right? I'm sorry. 633 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:35,580 Baby, baby. 634 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,220 but I can assure you of that. 635 00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:11,840 No, he's going to end up repeating. 636 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,860 No, don't wait for him. Just tell us what he's done with the money. He hasn't 637 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,280 got any money now. He's spent it all. 638 00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:03,530 It's not a club already. Come on. This 639 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:12,470 is 640 00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:15,570 between you and me. I don't care what Martin's price was. 641 00:47:15,810 --> 00:47:17,190 He isn't a pensioner. 642 00:47:17,550 --> 00:47:18,550 Forget Martin. 643 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:23,450 Just open your wallet a little wider and the stamp are yours. 644 00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:27,510 I'd need extra time to get another 5 ,000. 645 00:47:28,130 --> 00:47:29,130 Mr. Brett. 646 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,500 You can see from looking at me that I wasn't born yesterday. 647 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,040 It's a pleasure doing business with you, Edwin. 648 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:50,380 I'll bet it is. 649 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,420 Mrs Barrett. 650 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,920 Heavens, Mr Crawford. 651 00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:12,160 Well, your team are a credit to you. 652 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,380 An exemplary and almost punctual service. 653 00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:19,240 And the elusive Mr Mulholland. 654 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,260 Can't say you didn't have fun? 655 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:23,820 Oh, yes, I can. 656 00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:27,140 You'll come and visit me in prison, Laura, eh? 657 00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:28,380 Oh, definitely. 658 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,100 I'll bring you a file and a cake. 659 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,800 Martin! 660 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,620 Thank you, Mr Crawford. 661 00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:39,690 Your decision not to appear in court seemed to have jogged Paul Booth's 662 00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:40,930 about the day of the robbery. 663 00:48:43,770 --> 00:48:44,770 More cuffs? 664 00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:46,570 Double lock, mate. 665 00:48:47,270 --> 00:48:48,510 Thanks again, Mr Paul Booth. 666 00:48:48,870 --> 00:48:49,870 I'll be in touch. 667 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:53,630 Oh, a lot of fuss over nothing, eh? 668 00:48:54,270 --> 00:48:58,430 Harry, next time you lumber me with a job like that, I'm going to take one of 669 00:48:58,430 --> 00:49:01,110 your CBS mugs and shove it right up your... 670 00:49:03,630 --> 00:49:06,490 I don't know what's the matter with you these days, Cat. You're getting very 671 00:49:06,490 --> 00:49:07,570 moody in your old age. 672 00:49:07,790 --> 00:49:09,390 But that's about all I'm getting, isn't it? 673 00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:10,488 I don't know. 674 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:11,490 You're grey -haired. 675 00:49:13,690 --> 00:49:15,170 Thanks for turning up, anyway. 676 00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:17,550 At least some of us have got some idea of teamwork. 677 00:49:18,130 --> 00:49:20,910 I don't know about anybody else, but I am going home. 678 00:49:21,230 --> 00:49:24,070 No, I've got a job lined up for you. The magistrate's brought it up. 679 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:25,830 I won't be there. 680 00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:27,410 Ned! Read to me! 681 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,510 Well, I put you in, I'll place your contract. 682 00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:32,430 Now I've got that old partner... 683 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,740 this way, you're gonna wind up all alone. 684 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:51,520 You know, I bet on Mother's Day, you didn't even call your mama on the phone. 685 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:59,140 You're a rattlesnake. You're a scorpion. You're a stone -cold hearted dangler. 686 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,140 Buddy, you don't care about anyone. 687 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,940 You're a no -go. 49730

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