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Sometimes I sit here feeling alone.

No one to talk to, I got no...

He's not there.

Now, where the hell is he?

How do I know?

I can't see a thing, Harry.

Oh, sorry.

What bloody hell was that?

I'll clear.

There's no one else about.

Lecture.

Smell the perfume in here earlier. Did you smell it?

What are you whispering for?

Did you smell it?

Get it Friday evening.

Nobody's going to come near this place for the whole weekend.

And you're smelling perfume.

It's stuck in this vault with no bloody air coming in.

Yes, there is, Harry.

Yes, sir, this is something.

Shit!

They could be the Polarstone.

No, I don't think so.

Well, who the hell are they then? Oh, what are we going to do if somebody

looking for them?

Well, I'll just tell them that they're not here.

Bye now.

What did he say? Ken Boone?

No, he's not in yet.

Yes, I'll give him the message.

I ain't smudged. Has Ken been in yet?

Not yet, no, but there's been a phone call for him.

Ted something?

I don't know if that's called a day for what I mean.

I've got a jar for my service.

Well, we're early anyway.

Let's have a drink, eh?

I'm playing that because we might have been locked in here by a woman.

I can't smell a thing.

You can recognise my brand, I suppose.

No, I can't.

Look, maybe Don's just asleep up there. Maybe Don's unconscious up there. Maybe

Don's hurt. We don't know that. We didn't see him. We didn't see anything.

Look, what are you trying to say, anyway? I'm trying to work this out,

Work it through.

Bloody detective, you.

Surf you.

Don, I'd better go.

When do we keep going?

Well, I thought we didn't have time.

We don't.

What about the people in the vault?

They're not going anywhere.

Listen, I didn't spend three months setting this up to let them miss me

Look, I'll... I'll see you in the morning, all right?

Will you be all right here?

I'm supposed to be here, Billy.

I'm the guard.

Oh.

Must be meeting Laura now.

Yeah, don't I know it.

I was dropping you off at the drum.

Let's have a quick check at the security deposit centre.

It's on the way.

See how the new chap is doing.

Yeah, all part of the job, Harry. Yeah, my job, Ken.

Security's my side, remember?

And once we checked it out, you wanted to come in here?

Yes, there's all the lights were out. We shouldn't have blundered in.

Well, you're the expert. Why didn't you tell me that at the time? I did.

No, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't. You wanted to come in. I was just

dropping you off. Look, I'm supposed to be at dinner, I am.

What do you want, anyway?

She's been getting some obscene phone calls.

At the office?

No.

Where she lives. There in her flat, mate.

Why would she come looking for us?

Why would she do that?

Because we're shut away in a vault, that's why.

Yeah, but she doesn't know we're shut away in a vault, does she? Yeah, but she

might try and find out.

She might get worried about you.

I wouldn't. No, neither would I.

But she might.

Women are funny, aren't they?

Poor kid.

I feel sorry for her.

She wants me to help her. I've promised I'll let her down three times now.

What kind of vermin makes those calls anyway, eh?

I don't get it.

I'm getting hungry.

Where is he?

Don't worry, we'll sort it out tomorrow.

I told him about the phone calls. Why would he have wanted to meet me here if

sat out there somewhere?

Maybe he's on a stakeout.

Anyway,

I'll stay with you. Don't worry.

He's late and he promised he'd be here.

I hope there's nothing wrong.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Twelve and a half.

That's about twelve and a half.

So what's that?

Thirty -seven feet.

37 and a half feet.

I don't know why I let you talk me into this contract.

Security deposit.

I've had villains loads. They can't resist a place like this, can they?

I didn't talk you into this, Harry.

Well, you brought it to me.

I mentioned it. One word in your ear and you wanted the bloody contract.

Yes, well, I've got to find the work, haven't I, Ken?

Don't blame me.

But you found this work.

That's why I'm blaming you, because I didn't.

But you took it. You're missing the point.

I think I'm getting it.

Please stop that racket.

I'm trying to do something, Ken.

In fact, a lot of good it'll do.

Where are we getting it now?

Well, somebody might hear.

Don, for example.

I thought we'd be hurt.

Unconscious. Well, he could wake up.

Could be dead.

Well, you don't really think so, do you?

Fucking hell, man.

is going to be the enemy, Ken.

So we're going to have to ration this out.

So then, what's the worst that can happen?

We're going to be stuck in here for until nine o 'clock on Monday morning.

Say, how long's that?

That's, um... 59 hours.

59, yeah.

That's two and a half days, isn't it?

So that's one, two, three, four... Five, six.

What six is into 59?

Ten.

Yeah, ten.

One piece every ten hours.

You're going to regret you did that.

Harry must have written it down.

Perhaps they just got held up somewhere.

He always writes everything down.

Can I get in touch tomorrow?

What if he's in danger?

He could be out with a girlfriend, you know. Just forgot about tonight.

Ken wouldn't forget.

Nearly midnight.

If you're worried, I'll come back to your place tonight.

We'll find Ken tomorrow. You'll see.

Come on.

Are we going to tell the police?

The truth?

Well, I believe it.

We got locked in here.

Well, I hope we're still alive on Monday.

We could always eat bits of each other.

That's not funny, Ken.

I'm going to get whoever did this to us.

If it's the last thing I do, I'll follow him or her round the world if I have

to.

They don't all go to South America now, you know, Harry.

Not like the old days.

Well, you reckon he's sticking around in town, do you?

Oh, why not?

Well, do I get nicked?

That's why.

You'll be all right.

Yeah, brilliant.

I like to curl up.

PHONE RINGS Hello?

I'm definitely staying now.

Did he say anything?

He didn't.

Brady didn't hand the phone at me.

That's all I wanted.

But sometimes all can be mistaken.

For a crime.

That's all I wanted.

Just to see my baby's blue eyes shine.

That time I knew that my lover understands me.

If we have faith in each other, then we can be strong.

Morning, isn't he? Morning.

All right?

Yeah.

Everything all right?

Yeah, as far as I can see.

The video system's packed in again, but otherwise fine.

What's wrong with it? Oh, I don't know.

Can't see a bloody thing.

The manager knows about it. That's all right, then.

Oh, he said they're having trouble with the central heating, too.

The pipes.

All right.

If you hear any banging, you know, come to the door.

Don't worry about it. Make me feel alone then. See you. Cheers.

Oh, and have a nice holiday.

Thanks.

How about you?

The van looks beautiful. It's a lovely shade of blue.

Do you want to have a look?

I'll take your word for it.

Now, I've nearly finished packing my two, and that one's for you to take. I

put a bit of everything in cash, silver, jewellery.

Take good care of them, right?

Oh, heavy.

I'll leave it here, and I'll look after it.

I like him, but I've got to go, Billy. Aw.

You stay for a bit longer.

Oh, good.

Billy! Billy!

I've really got to go.

How did it go?

Fine.

No problems.

What's the matter?

I don't know why I didn't think of that before.

Rocky, you've got to go.

What?

What time is it?

Eight o 'clock.

Around ten and around, Harry, there's no reply from either of them. Well, it is

Saturday morning.

Oh, come on.

Hang up, you pervert. Stop breathing down this final road. I'll tear your

tonsils out.

Something's happened to them.

Hi.

Don.

Oh.

I'm off now.

See you later, love.

I've just had a look.

It's gorgeous.

All that lovely stuff.

You're right.

I can't wait to thank you properly.

No, no, no, no, no. No time now.

Wait to worry me, Olga.

I'll be back in plenty of time.

I want you to kiss me, as you did the night before you left this godforsaken

place.

Oh, why, oh, why was I ever sent to Rome?

Oh, no.

What? I should have called Ted.

Yeah, we were going to go to Donington bike race today.

And his wife had five.

Well, I probably took Harry's car then.

Oh.

They could be on a job somewhere.

How many places are CBS and security for?

I don't know.

You'd know that, wouldn't you?

Well, we'd just have to go to all of them.

Won't we?

Now, look, I'll say it again. Now, listen.

It's IB 629 to Mallorca, 8am

tomorrow morning. Yes, that's right.

Two seats. And hang on, hang on. And then there's also BA

245 to Buenos Aires, 7 .55pm

tonight. Also two seats.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, yes.

You've got it.

Right, I'll be in later to pick up the tickets.

Here's a good bit.

Pyromania can thus be seen as a fear of castration.

To complete the image, one should remember that firefighters' gear is but

collection of phallic symbols, ladders, hoses, poles, etc.

I never thought of it like that before.

He's got a point and leg.

A she, Harry, a she.

This stuff's written by a woman.

I never wanted to start on fire in my life, did you?

Go on, read it.

The firefighter's mind.

Not surprised that's buried in a vault.

Where it belongs.

My mother used to read to me.

We had this book.

Monarch, The Big Bear.

Remember?

I used to love that book.

Used to get her to read it to me over and over and over again.

Loved it.

I don't remember my mum reading to me.

My dad used to read the paper, sit in the window.

He'd see a speech there and he'd look at it and he'd come out with it. See, I

told you, you told you.

As if he'd made it all up himself.

I don't remember much about my dad, though.

To tell you the truth, I don't think I remember anything at all.

So is it Menorca or Mallorca?

Mallorca.

Pure heaven.

And this time we're not going on the cheap.

No tour, no booties.

Scheduled flight, taxi.

Sure, because I don't come into some money range, you know.

Oh, you know, Don, he's like that.

Splashes money around, impresses me.

And anyone else who's looking.

Preferably female, you know.

What I'm really looking forward to is sitting out in the sun.

Not having to worry about the cooking, the cleaning, getting up for work.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I heard you were going to, when you were.

Oh, er, tonight.

You've got to admit, there was something about going to a fire, wasn't there?

I'll tell you this, yeah.

I don't know why I did it now.

I was always terrified.

I was scared after that.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was it, wasn't it?

The rush.

Get in there.

And then, I don't know what, doing something dangerous.

No, not for me, sir.

No, I'm well out of it.

I just don't want to be in here.

Firefighters? They're not firefighters.

Why don't you call them firemen? No, I don't read any more of that stuff, Ken.

I thought you liked me reading to you. Well, I don't anymore, do I?

Open this bloody door!

You been there before?

Argentina.

No, I've never been to South America.

You want children, Billy?

One day, you know, after the fun.

I wanted them straight away, but Don didn't, you see.

Never was the right time.

Sorry. Oh, it doesn't matter.

He probably couldn't have had them anyway.

Rocky, what are you doing here? Have you seen Ken, Lenny? Ken? Or Harry?

No, I've seen that one since I came in.

Well, that's Harry's car out there.

Well, it was already parked there this morning when I came in.

It's got a ticket on it now.

Are you sure you haven't seen them?

Look, there's no one here, Laura. I looked around when I got in. I swear.

So what's Harry's car doing here then?

Well, I don't know.

Why don't you ask Don? He was on duty last night.

I'm not going to be able to stand this till Monday morning.

Maybe it was Don.

What do you mean?

Maybe it was Don who locked us in here.

Well, Don doesn't wear perfume.

All right, well, he had a woman with him.

I did all the usual checks on Don. He came a -smelling her roses.

Well, could have been planning this for weeks.

Oh, yes.

He came to me, you know.

Oh, yeah? Said that we were looking for people like him.

Now, that's a pushy thing to say, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it is. Exiled me and

all. Showed me his papers.

And he forged all my papers.

Why not?

Bastard. Don't get me wrong, I'm only guessing.

No, you're right, Ken, you're right. It must be him.

I mean, you said he was clean, didn't you?

Oh, I've never seen anybody as clean as that.

His references, everything.

Major so -and -so. Even some banker as well.

Russian vodka?

Yeah.

What's this?

Caviar.

Caviar? Yeah, you know, fish eggs.

I know all about caviar, Ken.

What's it doing here?

It's from Russia.

No,

I haven't seen him for, uh... Oh, uh... A couple of days.

I've been working nights at that safety deposit place.

That's it. We saw Harry's car outside the building.

It's got a ticket on it.

Well, I don't know.

I'm off today.

Mallorca, holiday with the wife.

And yesterday was my last night, and I've still got a few things here to

up, you know, last -minute stuff.

Well, we'll let you get on with it, eh?

I would ask you in for a cup of tea, but as you can see, Jeanette has cleaned

everything up, and she'd kill me if I even put water in the kettle.

No, it's all right.

Come on, Laura.

Well, I hope you find them. They're probably on another job somewhere.

Well, have a nice holiday.

Yeah, can't wait.

Bye.

What?

Something's not right, Rocky.

Oh, is Billy there?

It's a friend.

It's Don.

Listen, we've got a problem.

I just found out who we locked in that vault.

Sturgeon's eggs, Ken.

They're not just fish eggs, you know.

Well, Sturgeon's a fish, isn't he?

Yeah, but that's like saying Desert Hawk is just a horse.

He is.

I remember that.

He's just special.

Well, Sturgeon's special, isn't he?

Have you ever had any?

Sturgeon, real caviar.

Not yet.

I'll let you know as soon as she leaves.

Sorry about that.

Someone important.

For all.

Hello?

Not again.

The drum.

Now you're talking. Let's go.

No, last night.

Someone tried to reach Ken, left a message.

Then we came in. Don't know who it was, though.

Ted.

It was Ted. That's what Smudger said.

Hello? Can I speak to Detective Sergeant Ted Hatchard, please?

It's Laura Marsh.

Ted, it's Laura Marsh.

Hello. Laura?

Ted, I'm sorry to bother you like this, only I can't find Harry or Ken.

And I'm worried about them, Ted. We found Harry's car, but there's no sign

them anywhere.

Maybe he went off to London for the weekend.

With Harry?

Who knows?

But were you trying to reach him? Yeah, we were supposed to go to the bike race

together. Oh.

I thought it might have been important.

Racing is important, Laura.

There was something. It's a tiny bit delicate.

When you see him, give him a message from me. It's about Don Jakes.

Don? That's right.

Tell Ken he's got a record with us as long as a gecko's tail. He's better

to us as Jack Donaldson.

Don, tell me. He's a surf cracker.

Yeah.

How did you know?

Pretty good one, I gather.

Ken and me were on the drum together one night.

Don walked in, thought I recognized him from somewhere.

Did I check?

Hello?

Hello?

Laura? Laura, hello? Ted,

hello?

Mr. Hung -Up.

Oh.

Oh, that's lovely.

I think the colours are beautiful. That's lovely.

I can almost spin around, can't I? Okay, come on, Cass.

It's the fumes off that vodka. We must eat, Sonic Harry.

Don't talk to me about food, Ken.

I'm starving.

I could eat paper.

Come on, then.

I couldn't do that. Why not?

What are we like eating pure gold?

Do you know how much that stuff costs?

It'd be grand larceny.

It's better than cannibalism, Harry.

That's private property.

Well, you take care of him, then.

There are people looking for him.

Yeah, but our plane isn't going to leave early, even if we do.

We've got to get out of Moddingham.

So, what are we going to do now?

It's easy.

We load up the van, drive back to my place, and I grab the suitcase.

Oh, for goodness sake. I mean, you could have done that before you picked me up

at the salon. No, I could not.

What if Jeanette had walked in on me?

Yeah, well, now she's going to be there. Yeah, exactly. It's a while, sweet

talk. Look, Don, please, let's just go, eh? Forget the suitcase.

No, no.

It'll be all right.

Believe me.

I understand feminine psychology.

Besides which, I need my passport.

Don!

Careful, Rocky. You don't know what he's like.

Oh, it's all right.

I'm going to take Charlie with me.

No, I can't help it, Ken. I'm just not a thief, I suppose.

Look, we are in need.

We're going to be locked in here for the weekend.

Yeah, well, there's only a couple of days. We can't hold on.

We've got a drink, son, ain't we? We can drink this stuff.

On an empty stomach?

I promise, Laura. Quiet as a graveyard.

Except for the pipes, which have acted up a couple of times.

Apparently the manager told Don there was something wrong with the central

heating.

Central heating?

Why would they have the central heating on?

I don't know.

Stop the pipes freezing up, maybe.

At this time of year, where did the noise come from?

Last time I heard it, it was downstairs.

Right.

Come on.

Dehydration, it kills you first, doesn't it?

They say you can go without food much longer than you can water.

Liquids can.

Liquids.

There's enough to be water.

Pipes, Harry.

It's help!

They've worked it out!

Let me see you.

Let me see you. Let me see you!

That's them.

The vault?

It's the only place there could be.

Hey!

Harry. Nothing.

Nothing. Three feet of steel there, mate.

Hello!

Nothing. No one could have got in there.

I can't make a thing out.

How can I make anything out?

Whoever it is, I do hope they can open that door.

Can't you open this door?

I can't work the timing device for her except for Monday.

I'm going to get in touch with the manager.

What about

Jeanette? Leave her.

I don't know. What's the difference?

I'm going to leave her at the airport. I'll do it anyway.

Yeah, I know.

So I'll leave her here instead.

Same thing. Ditch her here, ditch her there.

Keep your eye down.

Brought a friend along, eh?

I think we should have a chat.

You know.

It's not a good time, Rocky.

I'm on my way out, I told you.

Going to Mallorca.

I don't know, Don.

I don't think you should go just yet.

Oh.

Expert, eh?

You said you could do the martial arts stuff.

I haven't just started.

Taekwondo, tell me about it.

All I need is one block.

Clear out.

Clear out!

Both of you!

Police.

Police?

I want to report a crime.

Theft.

One big bastard and one little bitch.

Kuala Lumpur is hotter than I can say.

And I can barely breathe at night when my thoughts are most with you, yes.

you are, you little pervert.

Well,

I can think of worse ways of spending the weekend, Mr Crawford.

Yeah, alone in bed in Kuala Lumpur.

Listen, this stuff, is it private or is it property?

I don't know.

Where was I anyway?

Oh, yes. When my thoughts are most with you and I lie on my bed and in my

mind...

Mr. Colton.

No, she wouldn't.

It could be all I just keep smiling.

Donald Jakes.

What's all this about, officer?

Your wife has reported the theft of a silver picture frame.

The frame's mine.

She claims otherwise, sir.

I'm afraid you're going to have to come back to Nottingham.

No, you can't go in there. Come on, mate, CBS.

Look, look, security.

You took

one of my orange slices, didn't you?

When I was sleeping, you thought I didn't notice, eh?

Sorry, Harry.

Sorry, mate.

I don't care.

What's mine's yours?

I was at a friend's house.

Well, I'm glad we got you in the end.

Where's the lift?

Come on, let me have a go.

Come here.

Look, you can keep the sodding thing.

I've got a plane to catch.

I'm sorry, sir. You're going to have to sort it out in person first and catch a

later flight.

You go back, Don.

I'll meet you at the airport.

Oh, yeah.

How are you going to get there?

The van.

It is mine.

Would you mind opening the suitcase, sir?

That one, is it?

The two on the left are mine, officer.

Oh, I'm afraid you're going to have to come too, madam.

You'll only make it worse if you don't.

Now, are you going to open this suitcase?

Or am I?

And now the other two, please.

Yes, love, you can. I'd like a car, please, to take me to the airport.

Can't you do it any faster? They've been in there for hours.

I'm going as fast as I can, miss.

Laura.

What is that, Darwin?

What is it? Rocky.

Just shut up. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Not the music, Ken.

And a couple hundred quid there.

Right.

Something.

Oh, it'll be salty when it comes from the sea.

Tenner.

Guilty.

Hey, you think they'll go for one of these open prisons, seeing as how it's

caviar?

I don't know.

I mean, it's hardly assault with a deadly weapon, is it?

Unless you're a fish.

Yeah.

I suppose so.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, look.

Ken, Harry, are you all right?

They look all right to me.

That's about £4 ,000 worth of caviar they're eating.

Good stuff, isn't it?

Bloody good.

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