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Sometimes I said, yeah, feeling alone No

one to talk to, I got no telephone

There's the village, there's your house, and there is Upper Ridley Hall.

Yes, yes, yes. We don't want to keep trying and waiting, do we? Come on. The

park, the woods, we can't possibly patrol all that.

We don't have to patrol it. You need a flaming task force.

Oh, come on.

Let's just get there, shall we?

Don't worry.

It's the happy couple, then.

Yep.

Gordon Bennett, look at him.

Come on, Harry said to be there by ten.

He's hardly Tom Cruise, is he?

No need to be nervous, Cat.

Like you said, Harry, it's just a job, eh? Collect a few invites, park a few

cars.

Maybe. We're in the country now, remember?

I know he's a very influential person and lives on your doorstep. That's not

point.

What old Jeeves.

Ah.

Thank you, Annie.

Mr Crawford. Sir Alan.

May I introduce my partner, Ken Boone. Good morning. Follow me.

Darling, this is Mr Crawford and Mr Boone who are helping us with the

arrangements.

How do you do?

How do you do?

Mr Boone, how do you do? Hello.

We'll have a lot to talk about.

Oh, uh, this is the cause of all the trouble, my daughter.

Kate Downing.

Excuse me.

Three wedding nerves.

You'll have to excuse her. She's so highly strung.

Oh, yes, quite. I can imagine that.

Funny business, getting married. I remember when I... Darling, listen, why

you take Mr Boone to see Philip and I'll look after Mr Crawford?

Nice motor.

But why would a girl like that want to marry someone like him? I don't know, do

I?

He's a Belgian count, apparently.

You've got that dump in more than that.

Harry's impressed.

Right, well, we've got two of our men on that main gate, checking the invites.

And who are your chaps organising the parties?

Okay? Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, that should be fine.

Yes, well, that'll be all, Philip. Thank you.

Yeah.

There is one other thing, Boone.

Yeah?

We have a chap staying at the house.

Well, he arrived just now, as a matter of fact. With his full car? Yes, that's

the ticket. Hunter. Johnny.

Hunter.

I like a bit of an eye kept on him.

Yeah, all right.

Just discreetly.

I don't want to make a big thing of it.

What am I looking for, exactly?

Oh, nothing, nothing in particular.

Nothing actually wrong with the fellow.

He's an old friend of the family, in fact.

Yes.

And I'll leave it with you, if I may.

What, just keep an eye on him?

Exactly. Oh, and Boone, not a word to my wife, of course.

She's got quite enough to worry about.

Put her away when you finish.

Sorry. The car.

After you've cleaned it, all right?

No, no, no, I don't work here.

I'm security.

Ah, a security officer.

Rupert de Boschcraft.

The bridegroom.

If you need to check me out, it'll be my pleasure.

Get you ready for the big day, are we, sir?

Yes, yes, you could say that.

Impressive, isn't it?

It certainly is, Harry.

OK.

Now, before you go through, I'd better put you in the picture.

You call her your ladyship.

And I'm going to need a list of your houseguests. You know, people actually

in here.

Oh, no one.

I thought I saw Chuck going.

Ah, Johnny Hunter, yes.

Apart from him, no one.

Johnny Hunter?

He's not down.

I wouldn't worry about him, Mr Boone.

Come in.

My lady.

Ah, Laura.

Come and meet Lady Bolton, Laura Marsh.

Pleased to meet you. How do you do?

You ladies, here.

I've got other things to do. Darling, it was arranged weeks ago. I reminded you

about it yesterday. I don't need another fitting.

You certainly don't need a chaperone. Laura has very sweetly offered to take

in. Now, as the fitting's at 12 o 'clock, don't you think you'd better be

your way?

Thank you.

Mr. Hunter?

That's right.

Ken Boone.

Crawford Boone Security.

We're doing the wedding security.

Thought I'd make myself known to you. I see.

You're up for the wedding?

Naturally.

She's a very pretty girl.

Should be a great day.

So what exactly does wedding security involve, Mr. Boone? Oh, you know, this

that.

A bit of car parking.

Making sure there's no gate crashes?

Or no one pinches the family silver?

I see.

Can't be too careful.

Don't let me keep you from your labours, old chap.

Must have math to do.

Of course, she's marrying him for the money.

That too, darling.

He wants a stately home.

She needs cash.

It's a perfect match.

Yeah, but I mean, what about... Love?

Doesn't come into it, sweetie.

Not with people like that.

You are a country bumpkin.

No, I'm from Birmingham.

Oh.

Good morning, Miss Mackay.

Rocky, what have you... been up to?

A most unpleasant encounter, Mr. Brightwright, with dogs.

Mr. Cranfield, I'm sorry, I have a very urgent phone call to make. It was your

park, and I was attacked by dogs, and there were these two characters.

Put it in right in, Mr. Cranfield. I'll give it my full attention at a later

date. Now, if you don't mind.

No need for you to wait, Rocky. I can run her back to Upper Ridley.

You go back to the office and check the messages.

Oh, well... I'll see you later.

Yes.

Yes, after everyone's gone to bed.

All right.

I'll see you tonight.

Bye.

Well, it's very odd, Harry. I mean, the bride's behaving as if she doesn't want

to get married at all. And that Johnny Hunter fellow, I mean, he's definitely

to something. He's snooping about.

Oh, Ken.

He's snooping about, checking out family heirlooms. He's looking at all sorts of

pictures and stuff. He's collecting photographs of Kate.

Look, don't start.

Our brief is wedding security, right? So let's just stick to the job in hand.

Yeah, but he might be our secret lover. Look, I don't care, can I? I don't care.

It's got nothing to do with us. Come on, Harry. I've told you before, this is

the upper crust.

A different lifestyle, different set of house rules, OK?

So let's just forget it.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going, cos I'm absolutely bloody knackered.

Well, thanks for your help, Harry.

Ken, I've had a very stressful experience. Yes, don't tell me about the

again, eh? Ken, I was near your gonna.

They were up here. They were huge.

If I hadn't stood my ground, Kenny, if I'd have shown the slightest trace of

fear... Yeah, all right, yeah.

OK, well, you'd better get some food, mate.

Toddle off.

Think of me over your cocoa, won't you?

Hold on.

Where are you going?

We drew lots, Ken.

Straws, like.

You lost?

What about the...

Come on, Kenny doesn't take three of us to see him off the premises.

Should be too long, eh?

Terrific.

Are you sure it wasn't Rupert?

It couldn't have been. It's got to be Hunter.

He was the one hanging about before she ran out.

But she's getting married tomorrow.

Well, it would explain the phone call, wouldn't it?

Did Harry know about this?

They're up across again.

He wouldn't bat an eyelid if she grew a second head.

Yeah, but if anything goes wrong... Look, you just keep an eye on her, all

right? I'm going up there to have a word with our Mr Hunter.

So one last meeting.

But not here.

No.

Where I said.

I still don't believe you're going to go through with this kid.

I can't believe it.

It won't make any difference. We'll still see each other, just like we do

How can it be the same

Well, I hope I haven't got you out of bed.

Look, can I have a word?

Yes.

I think... I think I've uncovered a gang of poachers operating in the park.

Yes.

I saw them last night.

They had a van.

I've got the registration number.

Blue Renault?

Yeah.

Thanks a lot, Mr Cranfield.

Belongs to one of my gamekeepers.

Oh.

Sorry about that.

It's not... Hold on.

I mean, gamekeepers or not, what they were doing wasn't legal, was it?

I mean, with torches and dogs and that. Can you leave the matter with me, Mr.

Granfield? Thank you very much.

Yes, but didn't you want to tell the police?

I

ain't

got it.

I didn't ask you here and I don't want you.

For God's sake, do the decent thing.

For old time's sake.

All right, for Kate's sake.

Not a hope, Olga.

At least until the wedding's over, I beg you.

You're threatening everything.

You must know that.

Lenny! Lenny! Sorry. Have you seen Ken? Ah, Ken. Ken.

Look at that. The most extraordinary thing.

I've got to talk to you, Harry. Look, sir. Holmes Deerhead has been

systematically poached by his own gang keepers.

And his estate manager's involved as well.

But it is even more important to come outside.

What am I going to do about the old man if he doesn't know about it? Tell him?

No, Ken, for God's sake. I told you last night we've got to tread carefully.

Try and remember which hat you've got on.

This is security.

Not an investigation, right?

Talking of hats, Barry.

So that's what was going on.

Oh, I'm relieved.

I was simply packing them away for safety.

At midnight.

It really isn't any of your business.

I'm sorry, Mr Boone.

You're hooked at the time. I'm sure you'll appreciate that.

Well, I do, and I don't mean to pry, but I have seen Hunter in an antique shop

with those pictures.

He was selling them.

Right then, Mr Bradbite.

I think you've got to say now.

Well done, then, Bob. See you.

Yep. Thanks for it. See you again.

They're all in it.

They're all playing that.

Oh, my God.

Rocky, I'm on my way.

You're being blackmailed, aren't you?

What is it, Hunter?

Having an affair with your Kate?

You have to pay him to keep him quiet?

Hence the pictures?

Because if it is, you ought to go to the police.

All right, all right. Yes, Mr Boone, I'm being blackmailed.

But I can't go to the police.

I can't go to anyone.

My hands are tied.

That's nonsense.

You just have to pick up the phone.

You don't understand, not in the least.

How do I know I can trust you?

Well, you can.

That's something so... He's not having an affair with Kate.

Far from it.

The thing is, it's so silly, really.

He's her father.

Ha!

I want to... Does Kate know that?

Sir Alan?

You mean he doesn't know?

It'll kill him if he finds out.

Robina, in here!

Conception's bringing your dress. Daisy, you're the green one. You come in here,

yes? Come on, you'll come through crazy.

Run along

now, Rupert.

Yes, but I thought I was going to... Back to your hotel like a good boy.

I'll see you at the altar.

There are two things my husband really cares about, Kate and Upper Ridley.

If the truth comes out, he'll lose both.

Kate won't be his daughter, and Upper Ridley will pass out of his hands.

But I still don't see how that'll affect the estate.

If she's not his daughter, she's no longer his heir, and the estate will

to another branch of the family.

And that means no Rupert.

You mean the wedding?

If he's not going to get Upper Ridley, he won't see Rupert for dust.

I've managed to scrape together £20 ,000.

But there's no way I can find any more without Sir Alan finding out. I just

don't know if it'll be enough.

Sorry, what I mean is, Johnny Hunter wants more.

I've arranged to meet him at four o 'clock this afternoon.

I need your help.

I can't face seeing him again on my own.

Please.

Tomorrow, there's got to be one of your men in this entrance right through the

day, starting at 10 o 'clock in the morning. Now, every single guest has got

be checked.

Kent, Kent, Kent.

Developments. This is our HQ.

I found where they're keeping the deer, and you'll love this.

The local bobby's involved.

Hurry.

Okay, okay, just try to keep your breast of events, that's all, Kent. But the

thing is, don't... Not until we've dealt with this lot, eh?

I tell you, this whole business is a lot more complicated than you think. While

you've been gallivanting about...

Well, let's just say there are things about this wedding that make your hair

curl.

Harry, sorry, mate, I'm...

I

want you to drive me home.

Go on up through the back. I just want to slip away without the neat fuss.

Look, I thought Laura was supposed to... Yes, I know, I know, but I'd much

rather it was you.

Please, Rocky.

Look, I better at least tell her. No, no, no, no.

Conception will tell her later. Won't you, Conception? When we've gone. Come

What about the dress?

Ah, we'll take it with us. Yes, we'll take it with us.

Tell her that too, will you? Tell Phoebe that. We've got the dress. Pass the

other letter again. Thanks. Bye.

Bye.

Ave Maria, Santa Maria, Madre de Dios, ayúdeme.

Pull in.

What? The shop.

Ah. Just see if they've got some crisps or chocolate or something.

I'm starving.

Hello, Johnny.

Well, have you got it?

Yes. Full amount?

20 ,000.

I asked for 30. I could only manage 20.

Johnny. That's not what I asked for, is it?

You're crucifying me. Oh, come on, then. Stop the attacks. Park it over. Where

is it? Come on.

If I do, you absolutely must give me an assurance.

You must promise that you're not going to ask for any more.

Oh, my dear Tessa, well, you know me, don't you? My word is my bond.

Officer and a gentleman and all that. Come on, make it snappy. Where is it?

must promise. Look, just turn over the money and stop making such a stupid

bloody fuss. Where is it?

Hunter, is this what you're after?

Aren't you going to count it?

Well, I should sort of take it on trust.

Blackmail!

Could get you 14 years. Did you know that?

I want to hear you say it. I want to hear you say that word.

Let's tell you on our chat. You don't like giving in to blackmail. It goes

against the grain.

Go on, say it. Say what?

Blackmail. Blackmail.

I don't want to see you anywhere near this house again.

I'm going.

I'm going!

Try her again!

What is it?

I don't know. I'll have to call the garage.

Look, I'll phone Ken and I'll get him to come and pick you up.

What are you doing?

Walking home. Come on.

But, um... Look, it's just up this path, through the woods and across the park.

It's a shortcut.

What about the car?

I'll leave it.

Oh, and, uh, don't forget the dress.

Right there.

Giggle of bridesmaids.

Gaggle of bridesmaids.

Charm!

Charm of bridesmaids.

Upstairs are your dresses, darlings.

How do you care where you're going to put them?

Or a hatch, a blue, a swarm.

And then there'll be supper upstairs in the nursery for everyone, all right?

Ah, Mr Boone.

Laura's bringing along Kate, is she? Yeah, she'll be. My own little girl

married. My own little girl.

I'm not going to lose her entirely, am I?

No, of course not.

She's always going to be Daddy's girl.

Well, I'll be off. Everything seems to be under control.

Oh, by the way, I gather Johnny's gone.

Yes. Called away on business.

Such a shame.

Oh, I'd say it was a blessed relief.

Boring sort of fellow, wouldn't you say, Boo?

Well, I wasn't taken with him 100%. I must admit.

Come alone.

If I see anybody else, if I see anybody else there, the meeting is aborted and

the wedding is off.

Off?

Old man.

He said he'd be there.

Do you know that's good for you?

Yeah.

Oh, look.

That one's further and we've got to go.

It's all right, Rocky. I'm sorry. Let's sit down and have a rest.

We can have our chocolate.

Oh, no, Kate.

Oh, come on. No, look, you don't understand. I could get killed for this.

Look, just here.

Fruit and nut or plain?

Fruit and nut.

Come on, we've got a long wait.

Wait? What do you mean, wait?

Look, Kate, what are we waiting for?

Look, just relax.

Relax?

Look, you're getting married tomorrow. I'm supposed to be taking you home.

Look, just open your mouth and stop wittering.

There.

Yeah, she left ages ago. Your sexy little accomplice drove her back.

Rocky?

What is he thinking of?

He's smitten. Poor lover can't help himself.

Yeah, well, he could have told me.

Where's the dress?

Conception!

Where's the dress?

Now, look.

Yeah, but do you realise what time it is? Josh!

You talk me into this. We've got a big day tomorrow.

Look, stop being such an old misery.

All I need is for you to be a witness, right?

To keep watch, see what they do with the carcasses. Talk about a wild goose,

Jake.

I can't help it. Look, pretend you're a red Indian or something.

What? Look, when we get there, we hide and wait, right?

And if they collect the meat, we follow. But what are you doing?

Just putting on my moccasins, all right.

Shut up!

No sign whatsoever, Lady Bolton.

OK, you can look now.

Oh, no.

No, take it off. Take it off.

Oh, my God, it's 2 ,000 quid worth of dress and I'm supposed to be in charge

it. Oh, Dad. No, please, take it off.

Oh, you're going to wear it tomorrow.

God, what's King going to say? He'll kill me. Zip me up.

No life yet.

No turtle yet.

We've got to be patient.

Shouldn't we go in there, check the stuff's still there?

What?

Look.

Look, it's him.

I told you.

You can't see what he's talking about.

What do you think?

What's going on?

Who's that?

He's our witness. Oh, say you'll do it, darling. Say you'll agree.

Kate, Kate, Kate, what are you talking about?

I want us to get married.

Tonight. What?

Just a minute.

Oh, please, I've got it all worked out.

You've put your wedding dress on because you want to get married tonight.

Here. Yes.

You're marrying Rupert tomorrow. You can't.

You're crazy.

Yes, I know, because I'm... Oh, no, just a minute.

My love, you can't get married just like that. It wouldn't be legal. Oh, but

between us it would.

I've got the Bible. We can make our solemn vows on that. And Rocky can

it. Just a minute.

Everyone will think I've married Rupert, but I won't because of tonight. Do you

see?

Can

you

see anything?

I don't believe this.

What? What are you saying?

Rocky, reading the Bible.

What?

Rocky!

Token. That's all I'm asking for, old chap.

I mean, nothing can actually compensate me, now can it?

How much?

Well, you know, I want to be reasonable.

How much?

20 ,000, that's all.

Rat.

Nasty little rat!

Oh, I mean, I did, boy, calm down.

You know, think it through.

Kate's my daughter. She can't inherit Upper Ridley now, can she?

That's what you're marrying her for, isn't it?

Nice English country estate?

Come on, Rupert. Not marrying her for anything else. Be honest.

You'll know where your interests of that sort lie.

All right, it's a shock. I can understand that.

I mean, but, you know, look at it from my point of view. I think she's my own

flesh and blood.

I'm making a supreme sacrifice.

Sacrifice?

You're pathetic, Hunter.

You won't get a penny, old chap.

Not from me.

So you can take your nasty little tails and crawl back where you came from.

I'm in charge of wedding security, all right?

I see the bride in her wedding dress in the middle of the night, in the middle

of the woods, in a chapel, hours before you get married, and you stand there and

tell me it's got nothing to do with me? Excuse me, I think it's got everything

to do with me, son, don't you?

Off? What do you mean, off?

He simply rang and said it's off.

Where is he?

It's no good, he's already left.

Left? For Belgium is on his way.

But why? didn't you do something? Couldn't you stop him? Why?

Why is the wedding off?

I don't know. He didn't say. He just apologised.

Apologised? He's got Kate with him.

Blimey. Yeah, Rocky.

So,

Quite apart from trying to get off with Sir Alan's daughter, this joker here is

in league with his gamekeepers and the local bobby. We're in a poaching ring.

Nick and Sir Alan's prized flock.

So, think next time before you get involved.

Jumping into a situation you don't understand.

I didn't jump into anything. She dragged me in. OK, OK. I've had just about

enough of this.

I had no idea these were here, right?

In fact, I've been looking everywhere for them, eh?

And I am not a poacher.

I was trying to catch poachers. Now, look, I saw you. Trying to catch

Mr Cranfield.

Me and the police.

We knew it was the gamekeepers, but we didn't know where they were storing the

stuff. Now, you beat us to it.

Congratulations.

Only trouble is, it really doesn't matter now, because thanks to you,

not going to come near this place again, are they?

Yes, well, I mean... A word of advice.

When people move into the country, as you have, there's probably quite a

of things they don't quite understand.

Well, yes, of course I appreciate that. And the sensible thing to do is to keep

very quiet and learn.

Get to see how it all ticks.

Yes, well, I mean, I'm very sorry if I... Otherwise, Mr Catchpole, you charge

about like a bull in a bloody china shop.

I suspect he's upset because of... Kate.

Anyway, you did find this deer for him, didn't you?

Hmm?

We have to cancel. It's all we can do. We...

I can't. It's impossible.

Look at the time. It's midnight. The wedding is today. The whole thing draws

remorselessly like an oil tanker at sea.

What? At this very moment, there are wedding guests converging on us.

Belgians steaming across the channel.

So what's going to happen to Upper Ridley Hall, eh, Sir Alan? Are we going

have to sell it?

We're mortgaged up to the hill.

And now that Rupert's out of the picture... There must be some way of

go of it.

Well, we could always turn it into a theme park, I suppose.

Excellent brandy, Sir Alan. Really first

rate. What the devil are you doing here?

If you think you can get away with this again.

Oh, but I do, old chap, I do.

I can't miss the wedding now, can I?

These are emotional times.

I've every right to be here. I've even more right to be here than you, old

No. I've every intention of giving away my daughter's hand in marriage.

Well, Tessa didn't know that I knew, of course. That would have seemed kinder

that way.

It made her happy to think that I was happy, and I was happy.

Blissfully happy with little Kate. She was.

Is the most wonderful child.

As to the estate, I made it over to her when she was born. The whole place,

lock, stock and barrel. I wanted her to be the legal heir, whatever happened.

I always thought you might turn up... to spoil things.

Here you are. You better have this, just in case.

I suppose you think I'm living in a dream world.

Like? Oh, yes. A harmless old buffer in a dream world who can't face the facts.

Well, maybe.

But it works.

It makes us happy.

Philip?

Philip? What's happened?

Kate has eloped with Philip.

The whole thing's a disaster.

I don't know. I'll find out.

What is the matter? Why can't we get through? I'm sorry, but the wedding's

No, hold it. Hold it, mate.

Lenny, I told you, mate. No more to come through.

Security!

I'm sorry, but would you get back in your car and go back home? The wedding's

off. Bonjour.

There is no wedding.

Wedding finito.

Kaput. There is no wedding.

Beneath, Rocky.

Bloody shambles. This is getting to bloody shambles. Oh, I don't know.

you, two young people may live happily ever after. Oh, that's a great comfort,

that is, Ken, a great comfort.

I knew we should never have got mixed up with this upper crust lark. I just knew

it.

Thank you.

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