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Oh, it's coming baby,

here I go, I'm coming,

oh god, oh here I go,

here I go, here I go,

here I

go.

That was heavenly.

Well, I had some help.

You know, Sidney, there's something that's been on my mind ever since you called and I

don't know how to say it.

Oh, what's that?

I'm really embarrassed.

Well, we're old friends.

You won't think I'm dirty.

I promise.

Okay, I will.

Remember when we were dating?

I wanted you to fuck me in the ass.

Yes.

Well, I never did it that way with anyone.

But then after your phone call,

I began to think about it.

Would you like to break my virginity there?

Are you serious?

After you hung up, I thought of you...

holding that stiff rod of yours...

and me bent over a coffee table or something...

and you greasing up your cock...

and my asshole with your finger...

and then sticking it in as far as it would go.

I just couldn't get that off my mind.

Will you say yes?

Well, I don't know what to say.

I don't have to catch a flight till midnight.

I don't know if that's going to leave us enough time.

Sidney, don't be a schmuck.

But I think we could manage.

I'll be gentle.

You don't have to be.

Take the better.

You came prepared.

Yes.

Oh,

I can't believe it.

Oh, Sidney, I can't believe it.

I finally got a cock up my ass.

Oh, I can't believe it either.

You really ram it up my ass.

I feel so stuffed.

You fill up my senses.

Oh, Sidney, do it harder.

Oh, Donna.

Oh, Donna.

Oh,

fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

I'm going to pull out a...

Oh, wait for me.

I want you to... I'm going to pull out a...

Wait for me.

Wait for me.

I want it to come in your mouth.

Oh, Sidney, I'm so proud of you.

Oh.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh,

suck it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Oh, Sidney.

Oh, I never guessed.

Oh.

Oh, Sidney.

Oh,

Sidney.

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, you're heavenly.

Today you're a man.

Angel Buns, you nearly tried their patience to the utmost when you brought him to the

Garden of Eden.

You are becoming attached.

I'm sorry.

I really am sorry.

I'll be better.

Angel, I'm afraid it's...

But Sidney's different.

He's so... he's so likable.

And together we've covered so much ground.

You have come perilously close to co-mingling.

They are wondering if you want to become an angel first class.

Oh, I do.

I really do.

Then you must be more careful.

If you fail this time,

your name won't come up in another lottery for at least 700 years.

700 years?

I have been authorized to allow you just one more chance.

So go back to this purser and do exactly as you have been.

But keep your mind free.

This human belongs to the Earth.

You belong to the stars.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Hello, Angel.

How do you do that?

You know, Sidney, we're coming to the end of your week.

But we've covered everything on the list.

And then some.

Yes, it's been a good week.

You know, this will be our last night together forever.

Does it have to be?

Yes.

Well, but I've grown accustomed to having you around.

I mean, what am I going to do with my problem with girls?

Sidney, you'll be all right.

I mean, you've got style now.

You'll never have to worry about women again.

When do you have to leave?

Midnight.

You know what, Angel?

What?

I never fucked an angel.

Sidney, that's not fair.

I don't care.

You know I'm not allowed to co-mingle.

I don't care.

Sidney will be punished.

We might enjoy it.

Oh, it's not fair.

It's my week.

Oh, Sidney, I don't know.

I can't say yes and I can't say no.

Angel, will you stop being a schmuck?

Sidney, I don't know.

I don't know.

I just don't know what's going to happen.

I've got to have you in here with me.

Sidney, I'm going to try hard to kiss you.

Hey.

My pretty angel.

Slutty angel.

Slut.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Let me help.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm, mm, mm.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mm, mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, this hurts so bad.

Oh, it's nothing.

It's nothing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

So, let me sit on it.

It's my recommendation.

You going there?

Yeah.

Thank you.