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Flick my dick.
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You do eat pussy, don't you?
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Are you kidding?
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Well, lick it, sport.
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Oh, Angel.
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Angel, where are you?
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Here I am.
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She has a nice ass.
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What do I do now?
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Don't you know where her clit is?
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I know it's here somewhere.
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You bet it is.
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How's this?
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Oh, my clit, my...
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You got it, sport.
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Gotcha.
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You sure do.
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Thought you were a man.
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Old, lost woman.
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Stop it.
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Too much, I can't stand it.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Oh.
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Oh, my God.
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Some fresh meat.
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No, ma'am, this is your champagne and caviar.
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How would you like to put it in?
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Please, ma'am, I can't.
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I have my job to go to.
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I'll get fired.
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You would like to have that dirty old job,
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then, me?
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You don't need that old job,
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do you?
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Come on, baby, come with me.
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Come
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on.
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Faster.
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Come on.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Come on.
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Please.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, sport, how's it going?
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Yeah, it's been a good week so far.
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Yes, this week is zipping by.
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Do you know, according to my notes here,
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you still haven't fucked anyone in the ass.
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Do you have anyone in mind?
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Yes.
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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There's this ex-girlfriend of mine who lives in Brooklyn.
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She was a virgin at the time,
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and she promised me that I could fuck her in the ass.
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But, see, she was a G.U.
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at the time, and, well,
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we never got it off.
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A G.U.?
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What's a G.U.?
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I thought you all knew everything,
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Angel, huh?
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A G.U.
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is a Geographical Undesirable Book.
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She lived in Brooklyn,
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I lived in Manhattan.
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It took me an hour to get to her.
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I don't think she ever forgave me for that.
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I can't understand why.
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But, she's a stewardess now,
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and she lives in Manhattan.
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Oh, well then, let's give her a call.
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I can't.
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I don't know her number.
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Oh, it's 555-3232.
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How do you do that?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Uh, Donna?
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Yes, this is Donna.
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Donna Reedy?
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Who is this?
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This is, uh, Sidney Purtzer,
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remember me?
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Sidney Purtzer?
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How could I forget?
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I was your G.U.
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That was all in the past,
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yeah.
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I was calling to ask maybe if you'd like to have dinner at my place tonight.
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I mean, I've got a flight to catch at midnight.
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Yeah?
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Well...
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But, I guess I couldn't swing it.
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What time?
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About eight-ish.
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See you then.
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She's coming.
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She's coming.
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Now what do I do?
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I've never fucked anybody in the ass.
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Well, I guess I can help you.
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Yeah?
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Well, I thought you weren't allowed to,
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uh, co-mingle with humans.
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Well, of course not.
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We'll go see Angel Dick.
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Good.
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What's his number?
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Better than that.
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Let's go visit him.
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She did it again.
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Come on.
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Just hold onto my hand.
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Where are you going?
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There's a wall.
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Look, I don't climb, really.
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Angel Bot, what are you doing?
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Oh, my God.
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Now you've done it.
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You know this is not allowed.
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This is very unusual.
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Yes.
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Yes, I know, but this is an unusual case.
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He has so much to learn.
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All right.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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See?
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He's really an all-right guy.
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And then he said, let it be.
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Class, that'll be it for today.
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But tomorrow, I want you back here because we'll be discussing the effect of the sphincter
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muscle in total orgasm.
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Angel Buns.
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Oh, God, how many centuries has it been?
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Too long, that's for sure.
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The last time I spoke to you,
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I was at Don Juan's funeral.
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That's right.
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Or was it Casablanca?
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Casanova?
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Oh, whatever.
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What's the difference?
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You're here.
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Who's your friend?
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Oh, he's this week's lottery winner,
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and I'm his guardian.
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Well, you don't say.
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I mean, you've been on Earth.
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Well, how's it been going on the old planet?
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Oh, you wouldn't recognize it,
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I tell you.
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They've changed so much in the past 300 years.
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Yeah, I imagine so.
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Well, see, we're getting ready for a big influx here from Earth.
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Really?
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We're expecting another W.W.,
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but this time it's number three.
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Well, anyway, tell me,
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talk to me.
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What do you want?
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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Sidney, this is Angel Dick.
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Angel Dick, this is Sidney.
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Now, Sidney's never been fucked in the ass.
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Oh, pardon me, he's never fucked anyone in the ass.
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And seeing as everyone knows you're the best buttfucker in the universe,
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I thought I'd bring him up here.
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Well, thank you very much,
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Angel Buns, but I can't do that to him.
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No, silly, not him, me.
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Oh, how stupid of me.
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Of course, of course.
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Come, come into my tent.
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Now, obviously, Sidney,
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the first thing you need is a hard-on.
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Mm-hmm.
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I see you still remember.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, it's been a long time.
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It sure has.
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You see, Sidney, you have to be rock hard.
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Oh, yes, just like the old days.
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Oh, Angel Buns, that's enough,
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that's enough, honey.
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I'm hard as a rock now.
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Well, there's something about an asshole that never fails to turn me on.
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Oh, especially when you have an ass as soft and beautiful as this one.
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Those pocket brown lips are every bit as exciting as a cunt.
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Sometimes even more.
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Angel Dick, you say the nicest things.
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How could such a big thing like that get into such a small hole?
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Easy.
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Watch.
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It'll be much too tight without some of this.
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Anything that'll make your cock slippery will do.
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Oh.
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We got to get together more soon than 300 years,
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honey.
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It was really good.
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Was it?
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It was really good.
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Oh.
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It feels so good.
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Take notes, Sidney.
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You're looking at the best.
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No, honey.
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How's that feel?
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Harder.
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Harder?
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Harder.
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How's that?
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Oh, you like this, don't you?
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Nobody does it better.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Thank you.
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Baby.
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Oh, you do like it, don't you?
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Oh.
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