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Hey. Hey, babe.

So, did you get the job? You got the promotion right?

I'm so excited. I already made reservations at your favorite place

do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean they gave it to... But you were a shoo -in for the promotion.

You've been doing so much extra work and you haven't even...

What do you mean they gave it to... Well, then there has to be a mistake.

you talk to... Well, if you don't talk to them about it, they're not going to

fix it.

Look, why don't you call Danny?

Because he's your boss.

Well, he's just your manager.

I'm glad you talked to your manager, but if he's going to mess this up that bad,

you need to call Danny. He's the boss. He'll care.

He'll fix it.

Well, if you're not going to, then I could call him. I can talk to him and...

wouldn't be hard for me to call him. It's just... Fine. Okay, fine. No, I'm

sorry. I'll stay out of it.

I won't call him.

I just... You deserve this promotion.

And I don't want you to let these guys just run over you. You can't do that.

Okay. I'm not trying to make you feel worse. Look, I'll talk to you when you

home, okay?

Alright, I love you.

Bye.

He just can't, he can't stand up for himself.

Hi. Hi, Danny?

Yes, sorry to call you in the middle of the day, but, um, I'm Mrs. Cole, uh...

Right! No, that is my husband, yes. Um, like I said, sorry to bother you, but,

um, my husband was up for a promotion. I don't know if you're familiar with

the... in his department.

Right. No.

Right. Well... And, you know, he was up for the promotion today and didn't get

it. And I just... He's been working so hard.

And I've barely even gotten to see him.

But you're the... Oh,

well, thank you very much. Well, you're the boss, though.

So... Well, I just wanted to talk to you about it because I don't think

that... Mm -hmm.

I understand.

Yes, I do care very much about my husband.

Look, is there any way we could talk in person? I just want to... Thank

you. No, I am a very... Yes, I care very much about my husband.

Okay.

I could meet you today.

Thank you so much. I told him if we called you, you could smooth everything

over.

That would be fantastic. And if we could just not tell him, he didn't really

want me to call you.

Thank you very much.

Fantastic. I told him all we needed to do was call you and you'd fix

Alright,

see you then.

Hello, Ms. Cole.

Hi, Danny? Yeah.

It's nice to meet you.

Come on in.

Hi, Ms. Cole. I've got a busy day ahead of me, so what brings you in?

Yeah, no, I'm sure you're really busy and lovely home. Thank you for making

to meet with me today. I just wanted to come in and talk to you. My husband was

up for a promotion, and he didn't get it today, and I just...

I don't think he did a great job of advocating for himself, so I just wanted

talk to you about it. And he's been working so hard for your company,

this month. I've barely even seen him.

Ms. Cole, I obviously am a busy guy. I don't have time to be making these

decisions on my own. I have managers in place, and they felt like Henry was more

the right person for the job, so that was the decision made.

Well, I...

I understand, you know, you can't do everything by yourself. And that's why I

just wanted to let you know that the best guy for the job didn't get it.

I'm sure from your perspective, hearing about his work day from home might have

given you that perception.

But I assure you, from what I've heard, he's also kind of a pussy and a little

bit of a pushover. So I feel like Henry is definitely the man for the job.

Did you just call my husband a pussy?

I think it's pretty obvious you're already here fighting his battles for

yeah. Well, no, this was not his idea. I came here by myself.

Maybe that wasn't the best idea, but I

just wanted you to know...

Look, you're my husband's

boss, and I know he loves... working for your company, and so I don't want this

to devolve into name -calling or anything like that. I just wanted to

and try to help.

I know he deserves this promotion. He's earned it, and we need it. We just got

married about three years ago. This doesn't really concern me. I mean, I

understand you might need the job, but I wouldn't be living in a place like this

without the company that I did if I was giving away promotions to the people

that needed it and every wife that came begging for her husband.

I'm not begging. I'm just trying to inform you of the situation. But I

understand your perspective.

Is there anything that I can do to help remedy the situation? There has to be

something. I mean, he's done everything he can, and obviously he can't get the

point across.

But, I mean, if you wanted to help his situation, you could try on that

for me.

That's not a funny joke.

I'm not laughing. I mean, if you want to help him out... You want me to put that

on? Yeah, if you guys need the job, you just got married and you need the money,

well, he obviously hasn't earned the position.

That is... I... You're serious?

Yeah, I mean, I got a lot going on today. Did you want to help him try to

the job or not?

You want me to put that on?

I mean, if you want to help out your husband's situation.

Look, I... We really need the promotion, but this is... This will fix

it?

It'll help.

You've got to be kidding me.

You...

You had this sitting here, so this... Is

there a bathroom where I can change?

Uh, no, you can just change right here.

Um... This

is

the only thing I can do, really?

Uh... There might be a little more you can do to help him out, but for now,

yeah.

You don't need to be sad.

I'm not being shy.

I don't want... I'm married.

Is this what does it for you?

So cute.

Did you pick this out yourself?

Okay.

Well, now that you've got it on, you can't be sitting down. Why don't you

up and show me how it looks?

Mr. Seal, there's got to be something else that... If you don't want to help

him, I mean, the door's right over there. No, we really... There you go.

around.

No, turn back around.

There you go.

Move that hair out of the way.

That looks good on you.

Thank you.

I haven't done yet. Turn back around.

Why don't you bend over onto the couch a little bit.

There you go. Bend forward.

Leg straight.

There you go.

Come on. You can do better than that. Arch that back a little bit.

This has to be, am I being pumped?

Like, is this, this is a joke? Nope, nope, just me. I mean, again, like, your

husband can't earn the job, you want to earn it for him? He has earned it. No,

no, he hasn't. Your husband. Men like you.

Men like your husband are little nerds that don't have enough of themselves,

You can either help him with the job, or you can go ahead and leave. It's up to

you.

I'll show you what that nerd married.

Okay. How about that?

All right. I don't see a wife around here.

Nope, very single.

Well,

I mean, I don't think you've quite earned it for him yet.

Is there anything else you need? You need to see how much hotter his wife is.

The nobody that's sleeping here?

Yeah, you can try.

We'll see.

I mean, I didn't come on to you, sweetheart. You came on to me.

You're the one that came to my house.

For my husband.

He's still here.

All right, what do you want?

Let's fix this.

Let's get him that promotion.

I've got a couple ideas.

Hmm.

Jump over here.

Sit down.

I was thinking, like, something further away from you.

You are definitely more assertive than your husband.

He's learning.

Yeah? Sure you can teach him?

Yep. Sure you can teach him a lot of stuff.

So how focused are you on getting that promotion for your husband?

Oh, my God.

This is insane.

There's no way.

You're kidding.

You're kidding.

I mean, you came here knocking, asking what you can do to get the job, so... So

you want me to what? Give you a handjob?

Well, why don't you... Why don't you stand up for a second and show me that

outfit?

Yeah.

I mean, you look...

Pretty athletic. You must have danced around or cheerleaded for a while. Why

don't you, uh, you know, show me that body a little bit.

Okay.

I'll show you what he gets to come home to every night.

If it's nice, maybe he gets to come home and do a job.

Let's make that happen. I've done too much to not make that happen.

That's up to you.

Yeah, I definitely don't think a nerd like him knows how to appreciate a woman

like you. Well, you would be wrong.

Why don't you, uh, turn around and kneel on that futon right there for me?

The door's there if you want to take it. No, I'm not leaving.

Why don't you take a picture of the wall?

That's not a bad idea.

But, before that, why don't you take that ass out for me?

Face the other way for a second.

No, no, no. Keep that ass towards me. You can turn it. There you go.

How bad do you want him to get this job?

I mean, he's really earned it.

I don't think he's earned it, but you can earn it for him.

Now,

if you only reconsider that promotion, you're going to have to work extra hard.

Extra hard?

I'm not sure I follow.

Turn around. Sit down.

I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Mr. Steele, this is so inappropriate.

I mean, you want me to do you a favor.

I'm just not going to do that for no reason.

Come to help me out.

I'm not going to convince you, am I?

Oh, I think you can convince me.

There you go.

Don't worry, nobody's here.

I'm having a hard time understanding why I would trust your word about anything.

Well, trust me or not, but you're here to earn that promotion, so...

Let's show me how bad you guys need this job.

Why don't you... You should get more comfortable. Why don't you go ahead and

on your knees right there?

You're comfortable?

Yeah.

You said he really did a good job, huh? He does. He's worked so hard for you.

Are you willing to work hard for me, too?

If that's what I have to.

Well, it wouldn't hurt.

There you go.

You want to show me how bad he is at jazz?

It doesn't really fit very easily.

You gotta try harder then.

See, it fits fine.

It's too thick.

Try a little harder.

Alright,

don't you stop.

There you go.

All right, stick it inside your cheek just a little bit.

What's the problem?

I'm doing what you wanted. You don't have to make fun of my husband while I

it. I'm sure he doesn't eat pussy like this at all. You want to eat my pussy?

This is really necessary.

I mean, what do you get out of this?

You sit on me, that's your... Yeah, okay.

You do not turn me on.

Pussy likes that, doesn't it? Oh my god, you're insane.

Well,

it's not you, it's just the attention it's getting. It's not

mental at all. No, you disgust me. I don't want to have sex with you.

Oh, sex, huh?

The point is...

You want that?

Do you want him to have the promotion or not?

Yes! Okay, well... Oh my God. It's not...

Be careful.

That's... If you...

to me himself.