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- Oh, yeah. You're ready to murder.
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- Come on, dammit.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stress wrenching, huh?
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I figured you was over here wrenching
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because of your fine-ass sister,
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which I get.
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But now that I see your sorry-ass face,
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it ain't all grief.
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You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
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I did something behind Quiet's back.
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- So? - So?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man.
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I never lied to her before. - Hold up.
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You saying you never lied to your girl before?
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- No.
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Hey! What you doing, man?
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- Just checking to see if your bitch ass
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got any nuts down there.
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- You're going to get your answer
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when I smoke your rusty ass.
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- You make a run at me, I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything.
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Feel me?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Mine.
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- Heh, good morning, Quiet.
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- Sorry, I slept in.
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I forgot how good a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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- Ah, don't worry about it. We'll get another one.
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Roadkill was begging for some upgrades,
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so I figured I'd just jump on it.
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- You're in a very good mood. It's weird.
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- I'm just excited to get out there
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and show these losers what Quohn can do.
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It's Quiet and John.
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- No, I will not be participating in Quohn.
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- Th-th-that's fine. Quohn's in the rearview.
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Fuck Quohn!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing we need to figure out
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is the boomerang blast.
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Now do we mount it,
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or do we keep it in the back for emergencies?
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- Back.
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- It's going to be very hard to kill someone
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with a gun that heavy.
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- I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people
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with a gun just like this,
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dozens of dudes.
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I'm a frickin' murder slut.
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So should we, uh--
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- No, no, she's not our responsibility.
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We just have to focus on the mission.
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- Right, the mission.
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- Damn, there are some tight buttholes in here.
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- We will be killing each other soon.
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- You're outsiders. So what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sicky little wishy?
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- Bitch, I ain't telling you shit.
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What if it's birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish, it won't come true.
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- Hmm.
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- We wish for the same thing as all parents.
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For our child to grow up happy, loved,
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and wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except the end of this world
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and the rise of a new reality formed from his image.
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- How about you?
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Let me guess. A complexion?
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- I wish to feel warm again.
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- Well, you might if you stop lugging around
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those massive fucking igloos. Holy shit.
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- You guys talking about wishes? Overrated.
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I don't even want one. You know why?
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'Cause I'm living the fucking dream.
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I told my bestie over here, and I was like,
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I don't want the pressure. You make the wish.
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I don't want to be on the hook for it.
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- And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for!
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I wished to exterminate humanity,
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let somebody else take over for once.
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- Now you see the shit I gotta put up with?
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This freak got me smelling like Raid cologne.
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- I wished for the ability to fly.
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Pretty sick, right?
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I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher,
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but, you know, I've never had any complaints.
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- I find that hard to believe.
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- So what did you wish for then?
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- Oh, yes, I'm dying to know.
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- To bring down the city walls.
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- Which walls? - Of which cities?
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- All of them.
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When we win, all the walls will come down.
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- Damn. You're making us all look bad over here.
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- We just think insiders and outsiders
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should finally be on an even playing field.
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- Yeah. It's time for the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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- I knew you two were stupid,
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but I didn't realize you were naive.
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It'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
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- It's not naive to fight for a better world.
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Oh, listen to yourself.
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Do you think you're some kind of superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair.
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- O-kay, I think you look great.
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And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting.
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- People need walls. It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other, inside or out.
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Look, all of your wishes
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are fucking stupid, okay?
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Me, I'm gonna be invincible.
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- Ooh, widdle baby wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper,
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so you don't shit yourself and run away?
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- Hey, we got plenty of diapers if you need 'em.
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- Fuck off!
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- Welcome!
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To the much anticipated first round
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of the Twisted Metal tournament.
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12 cars will enter my labyrinth,
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but alas, there are only eight exit passes
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hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag one,
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because if you attempt to leave the area without it,
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well, you'll be killed instantly.
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This is warehouse district warfare.
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You'll know where a pass is hidden
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by the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you, John and Quiet.
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You two finished last in my qualifier,
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so I decided to spice things up a bit
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and give you two a small advantage
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for today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar
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displaying the precise location of all eight passes.
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- Cheaters!
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- And that's not all.
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You'll also be getting a one minute head start.
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- This is bullshit!
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- Do you have a problem
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with the way I'm running my game, Raven?
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Good.
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I hope you and your vehicles are ready, my drivers,
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because it's time for the tournament to begin!
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- So, what do you think, it's like a compass,
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one of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line
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that shows you what road to drive down.
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That'll be sick!
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- Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth
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the target you put on our backs.
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- Come on. Giving us an advantage
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is like giving a lion a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round.
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And the next round we're going to destroy,
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and the round after that
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better kiss its sorry ass goodbye.
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- Okay, well, let's just focus on this round first.
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- Focus?
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- I thought she should come with us.
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To remind us of the mission.
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She would want to be here.
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Here we go.
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- Roadkill, your one minute begins now!
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- Let's tear this shit up.
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Okay.
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Looks like the closest pass is east.
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Turn right here.
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- Got it.
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- Dude, turn! - Got it!
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Not left, right!
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Shit, John. Take the next left.
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- Got it.
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- John!
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John, you good? - Yeah.
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I have a great idea.
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How about you drive and I do the map thing?
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- But I drove last time. - I know, but, uh,
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this is really important, and I really love maps.
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- All right. - Okay.
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- Ow. Jeez, ow! Oh, fuck. What the fuck, John?
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- My bad.
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- Jesus.
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We can't blow this head start.
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- Stand down, Stu.
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- Oh, good, 'cause we're running out of this stuff.
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- No, this isn't about conservation.
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Yesterday, I really lost my cool.
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But you've inspired me to not hold grudges.
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- So you don't hate Grimm anymore?
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- Oh, no. I want to rip out his spine,
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but that does nothing for my legacy.
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History remembers the winner, Stuart.
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And much like the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson,
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I've got my eye on the prize.
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- Yeah, well, we could all live our lives
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a little more like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Oh, shit!
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You should have went right.
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- Jesus, John, we have the advantage.
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Get it together.
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- I'm sorry. There's so many triangles.
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
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There goes our head start.
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- Don't fuck me now!
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- Outta my way, kids!
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Beep, beep!
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Axel coming through!
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- Yes. - Thank god.
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Oh! Whose hand is that?
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- Who cares? Let's just get the pass
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and get out of here. - Relax.
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Look, even with the radar,
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it took us a while to find this place.
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So it's going to take the others just as--
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Hey, there!
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Four of us going after one hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blow bang Where I met Brenjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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- Well, looks like we're having a party.
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And what's a party without a clown?
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- Two clowns!
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- Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo.
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It's mine!
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No, no!
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- Fly, my little penguin!
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- Stop him, Preacher!
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- That baby's got a gun!
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- Yes!
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Whoo! I got it!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Get your hands off, bitch.
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I called dibs!
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- Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of--
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- Oh, man, I messed up.
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- Nope, not gonna dwell on this.
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There's still a few passes left.
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- What is this ice made of?
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Who the fuck shot that?
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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- Oh...
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Looking for this?
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- Yeah. And I'm gonna take it.
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- I'd like to see you try.
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You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
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- Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid to smash a pussy.
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- You done yet?
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- No, just needed a hand.
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- Wait!
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- Oh my God.
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Oh my God, I fucking killed him.
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Oh my God.
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Sixth pass has been secured.
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Two remain.
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- What the hell happened to you!
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- It turns out Vermin can really fight.
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I can't believe the creepy crawler lady
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got the pass.
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Shit. It was in my hand.
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- Jesus, what the fuck is going on today?
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00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,070
- It's my fault. I'm tilting.
270
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,270
- What the hell is tilting?
271
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,670
- You make a few mistakes, then you get in your head.
272
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,100
- No more superstitious bullshit.
273
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,840
We're a team, right? So we fix this.
274
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,640
- You're right. Hey, there are two more passes.
275
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,940
One's a few blocks away.
276
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,340
- All right, I'm taking a shortcut.
277
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,180
Come on!
278
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,850
Now your superstitious bullshit is rubbing off on me.
279
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,770
- Fuck!
280
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,540
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
281
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,780
Yes!
282
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,730
- Welcome back, Chuckie Floop.
283
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,130
- Holy shit, who said that?
284
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,900
New driver detected.
285
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,300
Would you like me to create a new profile?
286
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,730
- Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go.
287
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,870
Acknowledged.
288
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:14,270
New primary driver accepted.
289
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,140
Please state your name.
290
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,940
- Fucking Mayhem. Just come on!
291
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,810
- Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem.
292
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,420
- Holy shit, a car that talks, okay.
293
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,790
God damn it.
294
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,890
God, murder makes you extra sweaty!
295
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,120
- Initiating AC.
296
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,590
- Ah, thanks!
297
00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,760
Okay, you can turn off!
298
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,830
Turn off! Turn the fuck off!
299
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:43,600
Acknowledged.
300
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,070
- All right, you got a name?
301
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,200
- My current designation VIN
302
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,110
is number 4, B as in Boy, 1, Q as in quattro--
303
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,210
- Yeah, Quattro's fine! You got to move faster.
304
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,380
Designation updated, Quattro.
305
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,290
Exterior damage sustained.
306
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,320
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
307
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,260
- No, I don't need your help.
308
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,090
I just need to get out of here.
309
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,260
- Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
310
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,130
- Fine! If you think you're so good at driving,
311
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,000
just do it!
312
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,270
Acknowledged.
313
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,270
- Oh, hell, yeah.
314
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,530
Keep it steady,
315
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,190
and I'll smoke all these losers.
316
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,800
What?
317
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,030
Wait, this is the end?
318
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,670
How'd you do that?
319
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,670
- Maps. - Hmm.
320
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,710
- Check it out, Stu. We're about to win.
321
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,380
And I didn't think about Grimm even once,
322
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,150
not even his dinky little bike.
323
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,850
I can still hear it buzzing in my head.
324
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,460
What the hell?! - Oh, shit!
325
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,700
- Hello, chaps!
326
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,800
Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
327
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,940
- Son of a bitch.
328
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,210
That's not in the spirit of competition.
329
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,540
I'm going to file a complaint.
330
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040
Goddamn it!
331
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,010
If that son of a bitch didn't get in our way
332
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,550
we would've come in first.
333
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,880
- They, um-- - No, Stu.
334
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,150
No words.
335
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,890
- Not trying to add any pressure,
336
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,890
but FYI, there's one pass left.
337
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,430
This is our last shot.
338
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,060
- Fuck!
339
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,070
Ah, shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it.
340
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,830
- It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba.
341
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,710
And no one fucks with ba-ba time!
342
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,450
- I'm getting that goddamned pass.
343
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,280
Cover me.
344
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,830
- You look mad. - It's been a shit day.
345
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,430
Give me that pass.
346
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,600
- Shit!
347
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,940
I really should have tested this shit before now.
348
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,920
- My milking titty.
349
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,420
- Ew, it got on my hand!
350
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,020
- Where the hell did he go?
351
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,500
- I got the pass!
352
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,160
- Go, go!
353
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,370
Quiet, we gotta go!
354
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,950
- Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck!
355
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,280
John, this is it.
356
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,650
If we don't get that pass, it's over.
357
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:38,800
- Shit, he's fast.
358
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,110
- Preacher, we could really use your guidance right now.
359
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,810
- Kill them.
360
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,820
- He is risen!
361
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:03,830
I kill them in your name, Preacher!
362
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,830
- Oh my God.
363
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,670
- Our father who art a baby, hallowed be thy dick--
364
00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:31,450
- Huh, boomerang blast.
365
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,770
- Do you see the pass?
366
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,430
- I hope he didn't blow it up.
367
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,760
- Just take it. It's a baby.
368
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,190
- I'm trying.
369
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:10,330
He's fuckin' strong.
370
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,730
Fuck you, Preacher!
371
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:13,560
- John!
372
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,810
Round over.
373
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,990
- No more unwanted back door visitors.
374
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,260
Seal her up.
375
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:45,090
- Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
376
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,300
I have thumbs and hands.
377
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,360
- Harold's got it.
378
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:51,570
Stu, I've been thinking.
379
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,300
You know everything I said before?
380
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,000
Eh, forget it all.
381
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,140
Grudges are back on the menu.
382
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,140
So are blood feuds and vendettas.
383
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,410
And when it comes to killing,
384
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,380
I just gotta lead with my heart.
385
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,950
You know? - Yeah.
386
00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,080
- Oh, shit. Harold dropped the torch.
387
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,420
Don't pick it up. It's hot!
388
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,290
- Damn.
389
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:15,760
You really do know how to drive.
390
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:20,300
I hope that we can, well, you know, if you're down,
391
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,830
team up again in the next round.
392
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:24,930
- Saving Fucking Mayhem presets.
393
00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:28,600
Fucking Mayhem presets saved.
394
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,610
- Hey, Quattro, could I, uh--
395
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:36,210
could I maybe ask for your advice?
396
00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:37,410
Interface battery at 10%.
397
00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:38,480
Entering sleep mode.
398
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,450
- Yeah, okay. Yeah.
399
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:45,320
Thanks for saving my ass out there, Quattro.
400
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,790
Acknowledged.
401
00:23:57,630 --> 00:24:00,340
- Is there a lost and found for human children?
402
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,100
- I'll take the baby.
403
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,470
What?
404
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:05,770
The child will be safe with me.
405
00:24:05,870 --> 00:24:08,810
Unless you would prefer to care for him.
406
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,450
- No, no, you have-- - Abso-fucking-lutely not.
407
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,410
- More square footage.
408
00:24:11,510 --> 00:24:12,810
- Oh, look at you.
409
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,750
You'll want for nothing with Daddy Calypso.
410
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,890
Congratulations on surviving the first round.
411
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:23,360
Enjoy the moment.
412
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,460
Things only get harder from here.
413
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,530
Now, if you'll excuse me,
414
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:29,430
I've got this little animal to delouse.
415
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,000
- So you guys didn't die?
416
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,040
Good job.
417
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:38,640
- Thanks. You too.
418
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,810
- Guess I'll go clean up.
419
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,620
- You good?
420
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,090
You seem... different.
421
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,520
- I'm good.
422
00:24:56,490 --> 00:25:01,460
Um, I just...
423
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,030
well, I-I killed someone today.
424
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,440
- Oh. Was it your first?
425
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:15,140
Oh, I just assumed-- - I had a big body count?
426
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,480
No. I mean, I've done, like,
427
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,680
you know, hand stuff, like stabbing and shit,
428
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:23,080
but never went all the way
429
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:24,550
until today.
430
00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:29,320
- Wow. Okay, um, uh,
431
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,030
tell me everything.
432
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:31,860
Who was it?
433
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,270
- Don't laugh.
434
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,700
Chuckie Floop.
435
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,500
And it was kind of whatever.
436
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,210
- Mm-hmm, I'm not laughing.
437
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,440
- I guess I just thought
438
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:49,640
that my first kill would be,
439
00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:53,280
I don't know, with someone special?
440
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,750
- Ugh, no. It's better this way.
441
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,050
For your first you want to kill someone
442
00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:56,920
you barely care about
443
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:57,950
and then never think about them again.
444
00:25:58,050 --> 00:25:59,850
You know, just get it out of the way.
445
00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:03,460
- How old were you when you had your first kill?
446
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,800
- Well, I was a late bloomer.
447
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,200
There was this blueberry picker in the O.C.
448
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,330
that just kept hassling me,
449
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:12,730
so I got him with my hatchet.
450
00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,900
Although he didn't die right away,
451
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,040
so I'm not sure it officially counts.
452
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,670
It was just the tip.
453
00:26:23,110 --> 00:26:25,150
- How's the kid?
454
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:29,020
- Uh, fine.
455
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,820
John... ow.
456
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,190
We can't afford another day like this.
457
00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:37,060
This is life and death.
458
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,030
- It was just a bad day. I mean, shit happens.
459
00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:44,830
- Not like today. I've never seen you like this.
460
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:47,500
- Well, maybe the stress of the round got to me.
461
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,670
Like you said, it is life or death.
462
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,410
- But you were fine in the qualifier,
463
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,210
With missiles falling from the sky.
464
00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:58,080
So what changed?
465
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:01,820
John?
466
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,650
What's going on?
467
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,660
Is it us?
468
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,400
Is it me? - No.
469
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,130
It's me.
470
00:27:18,230 --> 00:27:19,800
It's all me.
471
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,340
I'm sorry. - Sorry for what?
472
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,270
- For today,
473
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:27,510
for screwing up the radar,
474
00:27:27,610 --> 00:27:28,840
for being so clumsy
475
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:33,250
on the smoothest fucking ice in the world,
476
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:35,020
for coming with you at all.
477
00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,090
I lied to you, Quiet.
478
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,360
I made my own wish.
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