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[Man]
Minus five, minus four,
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three, two, one...
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Ignition!
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We have separation.
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[Second man]
What'll she do?
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The mission of stardust
is to explore the stars
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and planets of this
galaxy and beyond.
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I know that.
I mean, how fast will she go?
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Stardust should definitely
travel faster than light.
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Which, as you all know,
is 186,283.4 Miles per second.
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Wow. That's really
pouring the coal to it.
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We won't be using coal,
senator milburn.
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Stardust will actually
collect atoms while in flight,
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ionizing the medium
ahead of the craft
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and guiding the ions
into the intake area here.
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This can be accomplished
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by the use of intense
magnetic fields.
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In just 4 1/2 years,
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the craft could reach our
nearest star, Alpha centauri.
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Aren't speeds like that
supposed to turn back the clock
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or develop a time warp?
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This flight will put
Einstein's theory of relativity
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to the test.
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The crew, of course, will not
be aware of the passage of time.
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Did you say crew?
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Indeed.
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The ship is designed
to accommodate two crewmen.
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You can stop right there,
doctor.
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You intend to put fine,
young American men
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into that untried contraption
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and shoot 'em out of this world
into some never-never land?
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That's oversimplifying it,
but yes.
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Oh, no, you're not!
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Not while I'm chairman
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of the finance ways and means
committee of this project.
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Not with the elections
coming up.
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We have some women in
the space program.
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Maybe... women?
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No, sir.
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You'd better come up
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with another brainstorm, doctor,
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or that baby's never
gonna get out of this room.
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[Telephone ringing]
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Trimble here.
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Trimble, what are you doing?
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Uh, transcendental
meditation, sir.
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I'm taking you off
that project, trimble.
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You're going on
to humanoids, immediately.
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Hum...
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humanoids?
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Trimble, I want a robot
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that walks, talks,
sees, reacts... the works.
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Yes, sir.
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[Music escalating]
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¶ ¶
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[Triumphal melody]
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¶ ¶
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[Whimsical interlude]
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¶ ¶
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[Clacking]
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[Beep]
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[Beep]
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It's another method
of transportation
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known as an airplane.
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Man uses it to fly
through the air.
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[Beep]
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This is a woman.
I am a man.
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That is a woman.
You are modeled after me.
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She is the opposite sex.
[Beeping]
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[Crunching]
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We named him hermes
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after the Greek God of speed.
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We've managed to simulate
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an ordinary average human body.
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Not only does hermes look human,
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but he has human reflexes
and human responses
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to a given situation.
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Such as...
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[Clears throat]
How do you feel, hermes?
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[Beep]
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Fine, thank you.
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He talks, he reacts
to shapes and stimuli
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and can feed back to us
information
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on human anatomical compensation
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to interstellar flight
almost as well as man.
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Please, gentlemen,
step up and say hello.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, senator, we did it.
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[Man]
The interstellar spacecraft
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that will travel
farther and faster
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than anything
yet conceived by man...
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stardust is designedand equipped
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for landing and exploration
on distant planets.
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We're informed by ground control
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that all systems
are still green,
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but we're on hold
due to a technical problem.
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Hermes, the president
is waiting.
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What's holding things up?
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I've got important
guests out there.
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Hermes doesn't want to go.
He's afraid.
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Afraid?
What's he afraid of?
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That he won't ever come back.
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It's a possibility.
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Hermes has thought
the problem through.
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Walter's asking about the delay.
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Uh, tell him it's
a technical problem
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we're taking care of. Yes, sir.
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Zimmerman, I approved
this rube goldberg contraption,
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and my committee chairmanship
is riding on it.
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You blow it,
and your budget next year
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won't be enough
to build a paper airplane.
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Smedley, get trimble out there
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to try and talk some sense into it.
Yes, sir.
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And snap it up!
There's a storm front coming in!
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Yes, sir.
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[Thunder rumbles]
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Hermes? Hermes?
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I want to talk to you.
Close the hatch.
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Now, what is all this
about you not wanting to go?
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[Beep beep]
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I'm afraid
I'm never coming back.
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Of course you're coming back.
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What a silly thing to say.
Now, come on.
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Get into your nice,
white space suit.
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Dr. Zimmerman thinks
I'll be good publicity.
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You know, you put me in a very
embarrassing position here.
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I mean, what are people
gonna think
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if we have to scrub this mission
because you're afraid?
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Great big robot like you?
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Come on. Now, just put
this thing on here.
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What's this?
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Hermes!
[Beeps]
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Well, 30 years
is 30 years, I suppose.
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Listen...
Well, forget the suit.
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But anyway, hermes,
we've spent a lot of time
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and a lot of money
on this mission.
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[Rocket rumbling]
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Is that you, hermes?
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No, it's me, tom trimble.
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Get out of the picture, trimble.
You look awful.
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Where's hermes?
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He's here.
I think he's hurt... b-broken.
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Dr. Zimmerman,
you've got to get us down!
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Impossible, trimble.
I can't abort this mission now.
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Just make yourself comfortable.
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For 30 years?
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Oh, it won't seem
that long to you.
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Ten at the outside.
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Please... I have acrophobia,
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and it's getting worse
every minute!
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Relax, trimble, relax,
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or we can't get
true readings on you.
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Oh, something else, trimble.
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When you get back,
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there'll be a nice little
surprise in your pay envelope.
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How does that sound?
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Like a posthumous award!
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[Clears throat]
Well, I have to go.
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Trimble, you probably
won't have much to report
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until you reach star vega,
but...
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Keep in touch.
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But...
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[click]
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[Dramatic music]
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¶ ¶
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hermes! Hermes, do something.
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We've got to get
this thing down.
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Do what you were
programmed to do.
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Oh, I'm sorry, hermes.
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Your timing pulse staticizer
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probably got jammed by your
radix when you bumped your head.
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Don't worry, it's nothing
that a soldering iron
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and a screw driver can't fix.
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I got to get
this thing into orbit.
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[Rapid beeping]
Oh, no!
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[Static]
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Oh, boy. The power's failing?
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No!
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It's the sun...
Rising and setting.
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I got to slow this thing down.
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We'd best spend the night
right here
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and then get an early start
for Camelot in the morning.
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There.
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[Booming, goose honks]
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What was that?
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[Rockets rumbling]
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It's after us!
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[Honking]
Shh!
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Now, why would it stick
its tongue out at us?
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What's that?
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[Goose honking]
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Now you've done it!
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Fly for your life!
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Oh, please. Take me instead.
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No contest.
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But, lady, you wouldn't
believe what I've been through,
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so would you just...
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Where am I?
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Bodney on Trent,
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langdale walk, bennington green,
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Devonshire cream,
cornwall, England.
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The year of our lord 508...
Monster.
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508? It really works.
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You really can turn
back the clock. Here.
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Albert Einstein,
you really knew your stuff.
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What is it you're after?
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Well, I'm trying
to figure some way
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to get stardust into orbit,
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rewind the clock,
and get back to the cape.
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Mm.
Well, we must be going now.
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Where? Camelot.
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It's 4 leagues... Monster.
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Why do you keep
calling me monster?
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Well, you have no face
and no ears.
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If you help me get
this thing off,
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I can show you
what I look like inside.
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Oh, I'm not that curious
to look inside you.
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Please, can we go now?
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Wait, uh... Who's
in charge here?
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I suppose I am.
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Mum died of the plague
three years past.
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And this is father. Come on.
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What's that
she's consorting with?
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'Tis too big for a troll.
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Yet it's plainly not aggressive.
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Are you certain you want
to go to the castle?
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They aren't always
friendly to mon...
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strangers.
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Well, I gotta get out of here.
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Maybe in Camelot I can find
some reasonable person
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who doesn't think I'm
a creature from outer space.
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And where do you come from?
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Hey, hey. Easy with the stick.
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I friend.
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Aiding fugitives
is punishable by death.
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I wasn't aiding anybody.
I was...
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you are my prisoner!
Do you contest that, hmm?
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No, no.
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Discretion is
the better part of valor.
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That's very good.
I must tell that to the king.
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Lead on, prisoner. To Camelot.
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Go on with your story.
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Well...
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Sir mordred
wanted father's land,
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but father refused
to give it up.
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You see, he believes
that every Freeman
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should own the land he works.
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Isn't that right, father?
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[Woman screams]
I think so, too...
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what is that?
They keep doing that.
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They think you're a goblin.
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Goblins... they come out
in the evening.
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Well, do you still
think I'm a goblin?
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Heaven forbid. I never
thought it for an instant.
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Goblins don't fly.
[Goose honks]
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Get to the part
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where your father
becomes a goose.
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A gander.
I don't believe it!
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Oh, it's quite true.
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No, no, no.
I mean the castle.
261
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,596
That's Camelot?
262
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,730
It is.
263
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,232
King Arthur's Camelot?
Mm-hmm.
264
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,368
Come on.
265
00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,471
Well, when I returned
from haymarket,
266
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:32,739
a gander was in father's chair,
267
00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:35,341
eating breakfast crumbs
off the table.
268
00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:37,343
So naturally, you figured
it was your old man
269
00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:39,278
transformed by some evil spell.
270
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,079
Well, what else
could it have been?
271
00:18:41,081 --> 00:18:43,815
Father was nowhere to be seen,
and the door was locked.
272
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:46,751
If only I could see Merlin.
273
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:50,421
I know he could
make father himself again.
274
00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,289
Merlin? The magician?
275
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,823
Yes.
276
00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:56,725
But how would the likes
of you know Merlin?
277
00:18:56,727 --> 00:19:00,095
Oh, just by reputation.
278
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,398
[Crowd gasps]
279
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,433
[Scattered applause]
280
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,308
[Murmuring]
281
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,076
[Squealing]
282
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:20,179
Now, most gracious king Arthur,
283
00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:24,750
I shall transform
this pink-eyed white rat
284
00:19:24,752 --> 00:19:28,220
into vintage red wine.
[Clank]
285
00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:31,623
If I were to turn you
to stone, sir gawain,
286
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,792
possibly I might
continue uninterrupted.
287
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,326
[Ladies tittering]
288
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:38,561
Atray.
289
00:19:38,563 --> 00:19:40,696
Anishbay.
290
00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:47,703
Ecumbum, ineway, ahowmay.
291
00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:10,291
By my sword... that's wine!
292
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,692
Wine!
[Murmuring]
293
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,663
And that concludes my dazzling
display of black magic
294
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:20,499
for this evening...
Your servant.
295
00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:24,335
[Crowd gasps]
296
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:27,404
[Applause]
297
00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:32,341
[Screaming]
298
00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,643
[Mordred] Fear not.
I have it subdued.
299
00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:43,651
Your majesty.
300
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:47,755
Mordred, what have you
in tow this time?
301
00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:50,624
[Trimble] King Arthur,
after the ceremony, I...
302
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,626
your majesty,
303
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,661
with intention to rob,
304
00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:58,664
this creature and five like it
305
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:03,435
fell upon me in the forest
with firebrands and lances.
306
00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,703
I dispatched the others
and spared this one
307
00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:08,872
as a curio for your majesty.
308
00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:11,875
[Applause]
309
00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:14,644
[King Arthur] The head resembles
a large bug with one eye.
310
00:21:14,646 --> 00:21:16,278
And I've not seen
tentacles like that
311
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,413
on a land creature before.
312
00:21:18,415 --> 00:21:20,948
It's this spacesuit,
your majesty.
313
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:24,384
In saddle shoes,
slacks, and a blazer, I...
314
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:26,169
what are your plans
for the thing?
315
00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:27,953
It's not large enough
for a beast of burden,
316
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:30,323
and it's too large for a pet.
317
00:21:30,325 --> 00:21:32,825
I was thinking more along
the lines of a burning.
318
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,694
Excellent suggestion, mordred.
319
00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:37,729
With your majesty's
approval, of course,
320
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,398
I could possibly
do something a little...
321
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,666
Out of the ordinary
with this creature.
322
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,802
W-what do you mean burning?
323
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,069
Burn who? For what?
324
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,571
Burning is a fit punishment
for the offense.
325
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,507
Very well, then. A burning.
326
00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,442
Early tomorrow.
327
00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:55,377
[Crowd chanting]
Burning! Burning!
328
00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:56,678
Hey, wait a minute.
329
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,613
When do I get my turn at bat?
Wait, wait!
330
00:21:58,615 --> 00:22:00,748
Wait! Let him speak.
331
00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,018
I would know something
of your clan.
332
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:07,320
You know, I think I could
settle this a little better
333
00:22:07,322 --> 00:22:08,821
if I could get this helmet off.
334
00:22:08,823 --> 00:22:10,722
Do you have a wrench
around here?
335
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,824
Wench, wench?
336
00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:15,626
We have several wenches
about the castle,
337
00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:17,594
but we don't usually
make them available
338
00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:19,996
to captive... things.
339
00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:21,464
However... Peg!
340
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:25,534
Tend to its needs.
Within reason.
341
00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:31,538
Yeah, I think if you could
342
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:35,542
get a-a headlock around here
and twist...
343
00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:38,411
Don't worry.
You won't feel a thing.
344
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:39,512
[Crowd gasps]
Face.
345
00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:47,352
Hi.
346
00:22:47,354 --> 00:22:50,521
Uh, you wanted to hear
something about my clan.
347
00:22:50,523 --> 00:22:55,092
Suppose I should start
with a little history,
348
00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:57,661
or in your case a little future.
349
00:22:57,663 --> 00:23:01,598
In, uh, 1492,
350
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,401
a man named Christopher Columbus
is going to discover America.
351
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:08,937
Now, America
is another continent
352
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:11,906
approximately
3,000 Miles from here.
353
00:23:11,908 --> 00:23:14,608
Columbus's ships
will be named the Nina,
354
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,043
the pinta, and the Santa Maria.
355
00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:21,746
A lot of people think that
leif ericson got there first.
356
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,047
I don't know about that.
357
00:23:23,049 --> 00:23:25,616
All I know is that
all the banks are closed
358
00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:29,653
on Columbus day,
not ericson day.
359
00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:31,988
Ericson day...
360
00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:36,792
So we jump a couple hundred
years, and the pilgrims...
361
00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,760
[Snoring]
362
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,895
So when stardust
blasted off prematurely,
363
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:43,597
I was trapped inside.
364
00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:48,535
Now, you recall my explanation
of the law of gravity
365
00:23:48,537 --> 00:23:52,171
and how that theory is applied
to orbiting objects?
366
00:23:52,173 --> 00:23:53,805
Well, stardust...
367
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,873
yes, yes, we all recall.
368
00:23:55,875 --> 00:24:00,410
Madame curie
and fulton's steamboat
369
00:24:00,412 --> 00:24:04,046
and that imbecile
who flew kites in the rain.
370
00:24:04,048 --> 00:24:06,915
Just think what we could do
with the likes of them today,
371
00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:08,983
if they were not
just the creation
372
00:24:08,985 --> 00:24:10,651
of your disordered brain!
373
00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:12,085
[Pounds table]
374
00:24:12,087 --> 00:24:13,953
Those are the
straight goods, king.
375
00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:15,921
It happened just the way
I told you.
376
00:24:15,923 --> 00:24:17,589
Or at least
it will happen that way.
377
00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:20,191
And do you seriously
expect us to believe
378
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:24,195
that you were alive
1,400 years from now?
379
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,930
Then why aren't you
1,400 years old?
380
00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,966
Well, that's a little
difficult to explain.
381
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,667
With your permission, sire,
382
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:35,538
may I suggest we put an end
to this travesty?
383
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,206
Agreed.
Take him away.
384
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,074
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
385
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:41,176
I can tell you how the crusades
are gonna come out,
386
00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:42,810
and I can warn you here
that mordred
387
00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:44,845
tries to take over your kingdom.
388
00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:46,580
And maybe with a little
historical license,
389
00:24:46,582 --> 00:24:48,048
I can help you out, king!
390
00:24:48,050 --> 00:24:51,117
I eat very little and I'm
very good with a screwdriver!
391
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,485
Just listen to me...
392
00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:57,722
[Gruff voice] Food for sir
mordred's latest prisoner.
393
00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:16,539
[Whispering]
Sandy?
394
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:18,107
Over here.
395
00:25:28,685 --> 00:25:30,184
[Gasps]
396
00:25:30,186 --> 00:25:31,718
Thing!
397
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,120
I hardly recognized you
without your head on.
398
00:25:34,122 --> 00:25:36,088
Would you stop
with that "thing" thing?
399
00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:37,823
This is getting serious.
400
00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:40,559
I'm gonna be burned
at the stake tomorrow.
401
00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:43,695
Can you believe that?
Me, burned at the stake?
402
00:25:43,697 --> 00:25:44,862
I heard.
403
00:25:44,864 --> 00:25:48,031
But, see, I've brought
you something.
404
00:25:48,033 --> 00:25:49,699
Oh.
405
00:25:51,736 --> 00:25:53,669
Clarence's hammer.
406
00:25:53,671 --> 00:25:55,771
To free you from your chains.
407
00:25:56,940 --> 00:26:00,207
You did all this for me?
408
00:26:00,209 --> 00:26:02,075
Well, you've harmed no one.
409
00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:05,745
You should be set free to
return to your natural habitat.
410
00:26:05,747 --> 00:26:07,747
Oh, you mean the usa.
411
00:26:07,749 --> 00:26:10,182
Mmm, or the sky.
412
00:26:10,184 --> 00:26:12,651
Wherever you like it best.
413
00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:14,185
Lady, when you get
an idea in your head,
414
00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:16,053
you don't let go, do you?
415
00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:18,789
Now, look at me.
Look at me closely.
416
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:25,094
Do I look like a monster to you?
417
00:26:28,032 --> 00:26:29,831
No, not so much anymore.
418
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,132
But you did
419
00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:33,067
when you came out of your shell
breathing smoke.
420
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,169
No, no. That was steam.
421
00:26:35,171 --> 00:26:37,237
You see, it was as hot
as an oven in the capsule
422
00:26:37,239 --> 00:26:39,072
when I reentered.
423
00:26:39,074 --> 00:26:41,541
How does ordinary man
live in an oven?
424
00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:44,944
Ah. This is a very special suit.
It resists heat.
425
00:26:44,946 --> 00:26:48,213
See? It's even got its own
temperature control.
426
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,814
[Air hissing]
427
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:52,016
It's like a built-in
air conditioning system.
428
00:26:52,018 --> 00:26:55,753
Now, between that
and the asbestos mater...
429
00:26:55,755 --> 00:26:58,789
asbestos material!
430
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,090
I need a match.
431
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,626
[Ripping]
Oh! Didn't that hurt?
432
00:27:03,628 --> 00:27:07,161
No, no. Here, hold that candle.
433
00:27:08,731 --> 00:27:10,764
And that doesn't either.
434
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:14,867
I must go now. No, no.
435
00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:16,802
No, no, there's no reason
to be afraid.
436
00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:17,969
I'll be saved! Don't you see?
437
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,971
This material is a mixture
438
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,640
of a silicate of calcium
and magnesium.
439
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,009
It doesn't conduct heat.
440
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,845
Now do you understand?
441
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,947
Of course.
442
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:33,917
No, no. Sandy, I'm no different
from you or anybody... ow!
443
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,118
[Door slams]
444
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,153
[Man groans]
445
00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:42,157
What was that? Next room.
446
00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:44,159
Man's got growing pains.
447
00:27:44,161 --> 00:27:46,928
But it can't last for long.
448
00:27:57,807 --> 00:28:00,741
[Man groans]
449
00:28:00,743 --> 00:28:03,176
Are you all right?
450
00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:07,947
Who... Who asks such
a stupid question?
451
00:28:07,949 --> 00:28:11,116
Tom trimble.
I'm sir mordred's prisoner.
452
00:28:11,118 --> 00:28:13,151
Satan himself.
453
00:28:13,153 --> 00:28:18,055
He wants me to confess
I killed one of his deer.
454
00:28:18,057 --> 00:28:21,925
If I confess to his charge,
455
00:28:21,927 --> 00:28:25,728
I must forfeit all
my properties to him.
456
00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:28,197
It is my only legacy
457
00:28:28,199 --> 00:28:31,266
to my beloved daughter alisande.
458
00:28:31,268 --> 00:28:34,736
Are you Sandy's father?
459
00:28:35,905 --> 00:28:38,972
You... You know my daughter?
460
00:28:38,974 --> 00:28:40,873
Yes, yes.
461
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:44,076
Poor child must think me dead.
462
00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:46,211
No, actually,
she thinks you're a goose.
463
00:28:46,213 --> 00:28:49,881
A goose?
Her own father.
464
00:28:49,883 --> 00:28:52,350
She must get word
to our sovereign.
465
00:28:52,352 --> 00:28:55,286
Don't worry... right after
I'm burned at the stake,
466
00:28:55,288 --> 00:28:57,187
I'll tell the whole story
to king Arthur.
467
00:28:57,189 --> 00:29:01,191
Would it not show more foresight
468
00:29:01,193 --> 00:29:04,928
to tell him before the burning?
469
00:29:18,809 --> 00:29:22,677
I had troubling dreams
when I did sleep, gawain.
470
00:29:23,946 --> 00:29:25,679
Tell me.
471
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:29,683
Was it the Wright brothers
who discovered radio?
472
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,217
I think not, your highness.
473
00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,953
That was, uh...
474
00:29:33,955 --> 00:29:36,355
That was babe Ruth.
475
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,923
Hmm.
476
00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:40,358
And Uncle miltie was...
477
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,227
Will be the first man
to fly, correct?
478
00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:45,462
I believe he invents
the horseless carriage,
479
00:29:45,464 --> 00:29:46,830
your grace.
480
00:29:46,832 --> 00:29:49,799
Although I dozed off
through that period.
481
00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:52,935
I wonder if he couldn't be
trained to be a court Jester.
482
00:29:52,937 --> 00:29:55,938
He tells the best lies
we've ever heard at the table.
483
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,939
True, true.
484
00:29:56,941 --> 00:29:58,941
Better even than sir mordred's.
485
00:29:58,943 --> 00:30:00,943
How's that, sir gawain?
486
00:30:00,945 --> 00:30:04,413
Well, when I say better,
I mean different.
487
00:30:04,415 --> 00:30:07,949
I mean, you tell the most
excellent lies, sir mordred,
488
00:30:07,951 --> 00:30:10,251
and of course you do, but...
[Merlin] Executioners!
489
00:30:10,253 --> 00:30:13,153
By his majesty's
gracious command,
490
00:30:13,155 --> 00:30:16,723
bring in the creature!
491
00:30:16,725 --> 00:30:19,459
[Crowd commotion]
492
00:30:24,832 --> 00:30:27,098
Look at the size of him!
493
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,266
He's eaten a hearty last meal.
494
00:30:36,408 --> 00:30:38,274
[Tinny voice]
Clarence.
495
00:30:39,944 --> 00:30:42,144
Could you reach
inside my leg there?
496
00:30:43,947 --> 00:30:45,813
Hold that till I get back.
497
00:30:45,815 --> 00:30:48,415
There's some very good
articles in it.
498
00:31:03,531 --> 00:31:05,464
It is most brave...
499
00:31:05,466 --> 00:31:07,466
Isn't it, father?
500
00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:15,773
Uh, king Arthur?
501
00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:19,476
Could I please have a word
with you after the burning?
502
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,444
After the burning?
503
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,413
Well...
504
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,416
If he feels up to it,
I see no harm.
505
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:30,153
Make sure it is bound securely.
506
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,529
Oh, n...
507
00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:45,300
[Air hissing]
508
00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:50,170
It would appear it's
suddenly wasting away.
509
00:31:50,172 --> 00:31:52,222
We best proceed
510
00:31:52,223 --> 00:31:54,273
while there's still something
left to the monster to burn.
511
00:31:54,276 --> 00:31:56,075
Start the burning.
512
00:31:57,278 --> 00:31:59,911
[Cheering]
513
00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:36,580
By my halidom!
514
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:40,450
Mordred, you're rarely
at a loss for words.
515
00:32:40,452 --> 00:32:42,718
What sayest thou?
516
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,554
Plainly he comes
from Hardy stock,
517
00:32:45,556 --> 00:32:46,721
your majesty.
518
00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:49,290
Merlin, fan the flames!
519
00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:55,328
Ifum estraydum isthum eaturcrum!
520
00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,662
[Crowd gasps]
521
00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:18,682
[Hissing]
522
00:33:18,684 --> 00:33:21,284
Yow!
523
00:33:34,265 --> 00:33:35,631
Merlin.
524
00:33:37,368 --> 00:33:41,370
Do you think this creature
has unholy powers?
525
00:33:41,372 --> 00:33:43,138
Impossible!
526
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,573
What I mean,
your majesty, my liege...
527
00:33:45,575 --> 00:33:48,409
I may possibly have
underestimated his capacities.
528
00:33:48,411 --> 00:33:50,611
I'd rather he was
with us than against us.
529
00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,347
I'm afraid we've already
abused that option.
530
00:33:53,349 --> 00:33:56,583
But I can't have it roaming
the halls of Camelot.
531
00:33:56,585 --> 00:34:00,119
Mordred!
'Twas all your doing.
532
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,588
And I shall be
the thing's undoing.
533
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,723
There is nothing to fear.
534
00:34:04,725 --> 00:34:06,291
We have yet to see
535
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:08,426
how this creature
resists cold steel.
536
00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:10,094
Oh!
537
00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:11,228
[Mordred] Page!
538
00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:13,196
Go inside and fetch my sword.
539
00:34:13,198 --> 00:34:15,131
Me?
540
00:34:17,068 --> 00:34:18,500
Thou jests.
541
00:34:18,502 --> 00:34:22,303
Thou art on thin ice
as it is, page.
542
00:34:22,305 --> 00:34:24,371
I bid thee, obey!
543
00:34:39,353 --> 00:34:40,585
[Goose honking]
544
00:34:40,587 --> 00:34:42,286
You're in bad trouble.
545
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:43,587
Sir mordred's looking for you.
546
00:34:43,589 --> 00:34:46,289
Can't we declare
king's x for a bit, Clarence?
547
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:49,225
I must find the monster
and help him.
548
00:34:49,227 --> 00:34:51,727
He cannot defend himself
against weapons.
549
00:34:51,729 --> 00:34:53,228
That we have seen.
550
00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:55,430
Well, what concern
is that of yours?
551
00:34:55,432 --> 00:34:58,599
Oh, Clarence.
Perhaps he isn't a monster.
552
00:34:58,601 --> 00:35:01,335
Did you see that?
553
00:35:01,337 --> 00:35:03,136
With these eyes.
554
00:35:03,138 --> 00:35:06,806
But my heart refuses
to accept it. Come.
555
00:35:08,342 --> 00:35:10,342
We must help it escape.
556
00:35:10,344 --> 00:35:12,677
Come on, father.
[Honking]
557
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:15,412
He's all right.
558
00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,749
[Loud honking]
559
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,752
Sandy, I can explain everything.
560
00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,221
I saw your father in the...
well, there's no time!
561
00:35:26,223 --> 00:35:27,622
Sir mordred threatens
to run you through
562
00:35:27,624 --> 00:35:29,207
with his sword.
563
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:30,968
Clarence, lend a hand here,
will you, please?
564
00:35:33,729 --> 00:35:36,329
[Mordred] Page, I
wouldst have my sword!
565
00:35:36,331 --> 00:35:38,331
Is there a back door?
A laundry chute, maybe?
566
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:43,169
None. And only the king can
order the drawbridge lowered.
567
00:35:43,171 --> 00:35:46,672
[Mordred] I'll section that
creature like a hung beef.
568
00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:55,646
Ah, it's locked!
569
00:35:55,648 --> 00:35:57,347
Oh!
570
00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:58,815
Well, surely you
can defend yourself
571
00:35:58,817 --> 00:36:00,483
in some way.
572
00:36:00,485 --> 00:36:02,384
Ugh. Do you bite?
573
00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:05,320
We have the finest selection
of swords in the country here.
574
00:36:05,322 --> 00:36:07,488
Try one for weight and balance.
575
00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,256
Isn't that king Arthur's sword?
576
00:36:19,734 --> 00:36:20,799
[Grunts]
577
00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:27,705
Oh, I knew it!
578
00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,306
Your heart is pure.
579
00:36:29,308 --> 00:36:31,207
There's no time for that now.
580
00:36:31,209 --> 00:36:33,742
You'd better leave
before mordred gets here.
581
00:36:33,744 --> 00:36:36,544
I couldn't bear to watch anyway.
582
00:36:41,183 --> 00:36:43,716
Clarence, I don't know
how to fight.
583
00:36:43,718 --> 00:36:46,852
I must deliver
sir mordred his sword.
584
00:36:48,322 --> 00:36:50,722
If he thought for a minute
I'd befriended thee...
585
00:36:50,724 --> 00:36:52,256
listen, you have to help me.
586
00:36:52,258 --> 00:36:55,392
Impossible! Sir mordred
would boil me in oil.
587
00:36:55,394 --> 00:36:57,894
He'll never know.
588
00:36:57,896 --> 00:37:00,296
I'm a lowly page.
589
00:37:00,298 --> 00:37:01,897
But I'll do what I can.
590
00:37:01,899 --> 00:37:03,231
Great.
Now, which way's north?
591
00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:09,470
Have you got a hammer?
592
00:37:09,472 --> 00:37:10,672
Only in the blacksmith's shop.
593
00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:12,739
Anything'll do.
Something heavy.
594
00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:14,474
I'm gonna try
to magnetize the sword.
595
00:37:14,476 --> 00:37:15,875
Magnetize it?
596
00:37:15,877 --> 00:37:17,443
Yes. A blow to the handle
597
00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:19,812
should rearrange the molecular
structure of the steel.
598
00:37:19,814 --> 00:37:21,479
Hurry up! Come on!
599
00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:25,849
[Clang]
600
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:29,352
What delays thee, page?
I'll skewer thee!
601
00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:40,795
He wenteth that way.
602
00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:48,735
It's taken refuge
in the great hall.
603
00:37:48,737 --> 00:37:51,571
Where it will see
its last moments.
604
00:37:59,413 --> 00:38:00,879
[Grunting]
605
00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:03,648
[Groans]
606
00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:08,986
It has taken on rust.
607
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:14,256
I have been putting my Lance
to use of late.
608
00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:16,458
Mordred, please.
609
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,526
I have a knack for
this sort of thing.
610
00:38:20,997 --> 00:38:22,663
Aah! Ooh!
611
00:38:59,701 --> 00:39:01,000
Hah!
612
00:39:04,438 --> 00:39:06,738
Sir mordred, are you going
to be long over this?
613
00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:08,740
You're holding up
the midday meal.
614
00:39:08,742 --> 00:39:10,742
I beg your indulgence, sire,
615
00:39:10,744 --> 00:39:15,313
but my... my trusty sword and I
seem to be at odds.
616
00:39:15,315 --> 00:39:16,714
He seems quite attached to it.
617
00:39:16,716 --> 00:39:20,317
I-I hate to impose on you
further, your majesty,
618
00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:22,652
but would you be so kind?
619
00:39:27,558 --> 00:39:28,757
[Grunts]
620
00:39:29,726 --> 00:39:32,026
I'll fillet thee
like a flounder!
621
00:39:34,563 --> 00:39:36,963
May I remind you, mordred,
622
00:39:36,964 --> 00:39:39,364
that you are a knight of the
round table with a reputation?
623
00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:41,567
[Gawain]
Hear, hear.
624
00:39:41,569 --> 00:39:43,569
If you would be so kind,
sir gawain...
625
00:39:43,571 --> 00:39:45,221
Is that fair?
626
00:39:45,222 --> 00:39:46,872
A good knight must learn
to use his own judgment.
627
00:39:46,874 --> 00:39:50,075
Well, sir mordred
is one of our own.
628
00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:56,747
Release it quickly.
629
00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:59,850
I find it impossible
to oblige you, sir mordred.
630
00:40:05,557 --> 00:40:06,789
Oh!
631
00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,605
It is metal it attracts,
sir mordred.
632
00:40:24,607 --> 00:40:26,740
Touch not metal with the blade.
633
00:40:26,742 --> 00:40:28,908
His head be not of metal.
634
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:25,030
Guards, steadfast!
635
00:41:25,032 --> 00:41:27,732
Now, mordred, put an end to it.
636
00:41:34,607 --> 00:41:36,006
Aah!
637
00:41:39,077 --> 00:41:41,410
Dear, oh, dear.
What a pity.
638
00:41:42,413 --> 00:41:44,880
Sir Lancelot.
Is he here?
639
00:41:44,882 --> 00:41:46,615
Uh, he's taken leave.
640
00:41:46,617 --> 00:41:48,617
Something about
rescuing a maiden.
641
00:41:48,619 --> 00:41:50,619
Oh, I heard he was into that.
642
00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:52,621
Sir brandell...
643
00:41:52,623 --> 00:41:54,623
Sir...
[Gasps]
644
00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:55,890
Here's sir galahad.
645
00:41:55,892 --> 00:41:57,892
Sir galahad.
646
00:41:57,894 --> 00:42:02,129
Oh, I can't wait to get home
and tell the folks about this.
647
00:42:02,131 --> 00:42:03,897
Which reminds me,
I've gotta start working
648
00:42:03,899 --> 00:42:05,899
on a way get back
to the 20th century.
649
00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:07,634
Yes, you keep saying that.
650
00:42:07,636 --> 00:42:09,469
But I can't see how
one can possibly
651
00:42:09,471 --> 00:42:11,170
go back to the 20th century
652
00:42:11,172 --> 00:42:12,604
when we're still only
in the 6th.
653
00:42:12,606 --> 00:42:13,838
Well, I'll figure it out.
654
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,105
Tell me, tom, please.
655
00:42:15,107 --> 00:42:17,040
I promise not to let it
go past this room.
656
00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:20,209
Where exactly do you come from?
657
00:42:20,211 --> 00:42:22,644
Well, king, do you remember
when I told you
658
00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:24,178
about Columbus
sailing the ocean blue?
659
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:25,879
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no.
660
00:42:25,881 --> 00:42:27,881
I can't go into that again.
661
00:42:27,883 --> 00:42:30,650
Bugs that jitter,
beetles that throw rocks.
662
00:42:30,652 --> 00:42:33,153
No, no.
"Play rock."
663
00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:35,655
You'll understand better
when I show you stardust.
664
00:42:35,657 --> 00:42:38,724
Sir galahad.
Ah, sir mordred.
665
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:41,226
King?
No, never mind.
666
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,194
Well, what is it?
667
00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:46,664
I don't like to get mixed up
into office politics,
668
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,666
but my sources tell me
669
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,668
that mordred here's
got a sideline going.
670
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,636
Sideline?
671
00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:54,137
He's moonlighting.
672
00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:56,806
He's got some poor guy
spread-eagle on the rack
673
00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:59,008
trying to force him
to confess to poaching
674
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,710
so that mordred
can rip off his land.
675
00:43:01,712 --> 00:43:03,179
What?
676
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:05,881
That's a serious charge
against one of my knights.
677
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:08,149
I trust you have proof.
Oh, I do. Follow me.
678
00:43:08,151 --> 00:43:09,817
Wait!
679
00:43:09,819 --> 00:43:11,852
A king does not follow
a captive,
680
00:43:11,854 --> 00:43:13,820
however weird
that captive may be.
681
00:43:13,822 --> 00:43:15,888
Sorry, king. Go ahead.
682
00:43:20,127 --> 00:43:22,260
Downstairs and
to your left, king.
683
00:43:22,262 --> 00:43:24,829
Mm-hmm.
684
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:27,031
Sir mordred put him down here.
685
00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:29,799
Poor guy's just skin and bones.
686
00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:34,803
It appears
he's wasted away to nothing.
687
00:43:34,805 --> 00:43:37,238
[Mordred] If indeed
he ever was here.
688
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,807
Sir mordred, I'm told
that you're involved
689
00:43:39,809 --> 00:43:41,241
in a... what?
690
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:42,809
Land grab.
691
00:43:42,811 --> 00:43:44,110
Wresting property from freemen
692
00:43:44,112 --> 00:43:45,811
on false charges.
693
00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:49,247
A blatant lie, your majesty.
My honor has been impugned.
694
00:43:49,249 --> 00:43:51,716
I demand satisfaction
on the field.
695
00:43:51,718 --> 00:43:52,717
Again?
696
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,385
He has that right.
697
00:43:54,387 --> 00:43:56,954
Though I must say, I've lost
some good knights that way.
698
00:43:56,956 --> 00:43:58,255
Maybe I made a mistake.
699
00:43:58,257 --> 00:44:01,391
Maybe he said "moorhead"
instead of "mordred."
700
00:44:01,393 --> 00:44:03,292
A joust, to the death!
701
00:44:03,294 --> 00:44:05,994
You wouldn't consider changing
that to a game of chess?
702
00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:07,862
Chess to the death?
703
00:44:07,864 --> 00:44:10,731
I demand satisfaction.
704
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,767
Oh, dear, oh, dear. So be it.
705
00:44:13,769 --> 00:44:15,702
It shall be decided tomorrow.
706
00:44:18,273 --> 00:44:21,807
I'll tell you one thing...
no more nice guy me.
707
00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:23,909
I think you can safely say that.
708
00:44:29,149 --> 00:44:31,916
[Whispering]
Clarence, are you alone?
709
00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:33,150
Please go away.
710
00:44:33,152 --> 00:44:35,318
My hours are numbered as it is.
711
00:44:38,156 --> 00:44:40,923
[Whispering] I've got a
proposition for you.
712
00:44:46,396 --> 00:44:48,129
This is yours to keep
713
00:44:48,131 --> 00:44:51,432
if you'll help me
get out of here.
714
00:44:51,434 --> 00:44:54,701
If you don't meet
sir mordred tomorrow
715
00:44:54,703 --> 00:44:55,868
on the field of honor,
716
00:44:55,870 --> 00:44:57,736
you'll be banished
from england forever.
717
00:44:57,738 --> 00:45:00,304
That still beats a sharp
stick in the chest.
718
00:45:03,108 --> 00:45:04,974
What do you say?
719
00:45:06,811 --> 00:45:09,711
There's a rope
by the old outer chapel.
720
00:45:09,713 --> 00:45:11,312
I'll be there at...
721
00:45:12,982 --> 00:45:15,148
What's that?
722
00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:16,149
9 o'clock.
723
00:45:16,151 --> 00:45:17,750
Okay.
724
00:45:47,447 --> 00:45:49,747
[Horse whinnies]
725
00:46:02,394 --> 00:46:05,194
What news upon
my worthy opponent?
726
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,396
We've searched the castle
from turret to dungeon.
727
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,131
He must've fled
during the night.
728
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,867
Well, obviously he's cast
his spell upon the guards
729
00:46:11,869 --> 00:46:13,735
and fled into some covert,
730
00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:16,003
which gives little
satisfaction to me.
731
00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,138
Well, if he has not made
an appearance soon,
732
00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:20,206
we'll consider him vanquished.
733
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,107
And with it, I trust
his heinous charges
734
00:46:22,109 --> 00:46:25,910
against sir mordred, my liege?
735
00:46:25,912 --> 00:46:27,211
Hello?
What's this?
736
00:46:33,852 --> 00:46:37,119
Oh, father.
He looks so handsome.
737
00:46:37,121 --> 00:46:41,423
All in white with his little
red, white, and blue flag.
738
00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:44,325
We must give him something
to take into battle
739
00:46:44,327 --> 00:46:46,193
and his world beyond.
740
00:46:49,198 --> 00:46:50,997
[Honking]
741
00:46:50,999 --> 00:46:53,265
It looks as though you
shall not have your victory
742
00:46:53,267 --> 00:46:55,133
without bloodletting
after all, mordred.
743
00:46:55,135 --> 00:46:58,335
My pleasure.
Let's get on with it.
744
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:00,804
Ha!
745
00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:05,975
Oh, Thomas, it would
make me most proud
746
00:47:05,977 --> 00:47:08,877
if you'd carry something
of mine into battle.
747
00:47:08,879 --> 00:47:11,980
Please. Wear this.
748
00:47:16,786 --> 00:47:18,886
[Goose honking]
749
00:47:18,888 --> 00:47:20,988
Oh, it's from father too.
750
00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:23,056
[Beep, robotic voice]
Thank you.
751
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:26,025
[Trimble]
Is it over yet?
752
00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:27,192
Not yet.
753
00:47:27,194 --> 00:47:29,060
But the maid alisande's
revealed herself
754
00:47:29,062 --> 00:47:31,028
and is talking
to your twin brother.
755
00:47:31,030 --> 00:47:33,030
He's not my brother. Sandy?
756
00:47:33,032 --> 00:47:34,998
Yes.
757
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,266
I told you,
he's a humanoid, a robot.
758
00:47:37,268 --> 00:47:39,568
When we reset his staticizer
last night,
759
00:47:39,570 --> 00:47:42,037
I programmed him
to joust for me.
760
00:47:42,039 --> 00:47:44,105
Well, if thou say so.
761
00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:53,547
Thomas?
762
00:47:53,549 --> 00:47:55,448
I wouldn't dare speak like this
763
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:58,350
if I thought I'd ever
have to face you again.
764
00:47:58,352 --> 00:48:01,519
But since you're going
to be killed anyway,
765
00:48:01,521 --> 00:48:05,556
I see no harm in revealing
my strange feelings for you.
766
00:48:05,558 --> 00:48:07,991
Listen to that, Clarence.
I think she likes me.
767
00:48:07,993 --> 00:48:10,393
We really have no time for this.
768
00:48:10,395 --> 00:48:13,028
If one of sir mordred's
servants found us here,
769
00:48:13,030 --> 00:48:16,364
well, I dare not contemplate
what form his wrath might take.
770
00:48:16,366 --> 00:48:17,498
Okay.
771
00:48:24,139 --> 00:48:26,172
All right, hermes.
That's enough.
772
00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:32,443
Hermes, put the girl down
and get on with the joust.
773
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,079
He's programmed to react
to sights and sounds,
774
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,214
but this is sheer
insubordination.
775
00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:41,517
Hermes, put the girl down
and go on with the joust.
776
00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:43,185
That's an order.
777
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,960
[Beeps]
You feel soft.
778
00:48:52,962 --> 00:48:55,195
I feel soft?
779
00:48:57,098 --> 00:49:00,099
That's it?
That's all you have to say?
780
00:49:00,101 --> 00:49:02,167
[Beeps]
Later.
781
00:49:02,169 --> 00:49:04,235
There's not gonna
be any later, hermes.
782
00:49:04,237 --> 00:49:07,171
Remember, I can turn you off
as fast as she can turn you on.
783
00:49:07,173 --> 00:49:08,438
Please, get whatever thou seeks
784
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,339
and let us
vacate these chambers.
785
00:49:10,341 --> 00:49:12,174
Oh, you're right.
786
00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:16,444
[Fanfare]
787
00:49:16,446 --> 00:49:17,446
¶ ¶
788
00:49:33,995 --> 00:49:35,561
[Horse whinnies]
789
00:49:38,365 --> 00:49:39,397
[Beep]
790
00:49:39,399 --> 00:49:40,631
Giddy-up.
791
00:49:40,633 --> 00:49:43,166
[Crowd cheers]
792
00:49:54,612 --> 00:49:55,911
[Crowd cheers]
Whoa!
793
00:49:59,449 --> 00:50:01,282
Do you think somebody
should tell the American
794
00:50:01,284 --> 00:50:02,983
his arm's missing?
795
00:50:02,985 --> 00:50:06,119
I cannot intercede.
I made the rule myself.
796
00:50:06,121 --> 00:50:08,187
How's it going?
797
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,923
Aw, look at that.
798
00:50:14,127 --> 00:50:17,061
Hermes, turn around
and do it again.
799
00:50:18,397 --> 00:50:23,199
You just have to keep going
till you can't go any longer.
800
00:50:41,018 --> 00:50:42,183
[Cheering]
801
00:50:47,223 --> 00:50:48,522
How's hermes doing?
802
00:50:48,524 --> 00:50:51,458
Not very well, I'm afraid.
803
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,393
He seems to have lost his head.
804
00:50:53,395 --> 00:50:55,294
Don't worry about hermes.
He's cool.
805
00:50:55,296 --> 00:50:57,462
Oh, you mean really
lost his head.
806
00:51:02,201 --> 00:51:04,401
I'm sorry, hermes.
807
00:51:04,403 --> 00:51:06,202
But this is to save england.
808
00:51:06,204 --> 00:51:08,404
[Merlin] I have seen
similar phenomena
809
00:51:08,406 --> 00:51:09,538
in chickens, my lord.
810
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:12,440
This is england, sire.
811
00:51:15,311 --> 00:51:16,510
Sir mordred!
812
00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:21,381
Can you not put an end
to this dissection?
813
00:51:21,383 --> 00:51:23,349
It has long ceased to be sport.
814
00:51:23,351 --> 00:51:25,718
As your majesty knows,
tradition demands
815
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,753
he must yield or die.
816
00:51:27,755 --> 00:51:29,254
Ha!
817
00:51:51,010 --> 00:51:54,211
Well, at least
it's out of its misery.
818
00:51:54,213 --> 00:51:55,645
Come.
819
00:51:55,647 --> 00:51:58,280
[Electric sizzling]
820
00:52:04,421 --> 00:52:06,521
[Pop]
Oh!
821
00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:07,889
The contest is over down there.
822
00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:09,790
How's hermes?
823
00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:11,358
Done for.
824
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360
Oh, I'm sorry I yelled at him.
825
00:52:13,362 --> 00:52:14,661
Maybe I can put him
together again.
826
00:52:14,663 --> 00:52:16,663
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
827
00:52:16,665 --> 00:52:18,364
couldn't do that.
828
00:52:18,366 --> 00:52:20,232
Look at this.
This is it.
829
00:52:20,234 --> 00:52:22,367
Just wait till king Arthur
gets a load of this.
830
00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:23,801
Come on, let's go!
831
00:52:27,907 --> 00:52:30,440
Hmm. A pity.
832
00:52:30,442 --> 00:52:32,308
I was becoming
rather attached to it,
833
00:52:32,310 --> 00:52:34,343
whatever it was.
834
00:52:34,344 --> 00:52:36,377
It will no longer be
a source of torment, sire.
835
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:39,681
I have dispatched the creature
from our midst for all time.
836
00:52:39,683 --> 00:52:41,549
With your permission,
your majesty,
837
00:52:41,551 --> 00:52:45,619
I will keep these remains
for my laboratory.
838
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:46,886
Oh!
839
00:52:48,656 --> 00:52:50,389
And thereby gain an insight
840
00:52:50,391 --> 00:52:52,391
into its origins
and feeding habits.
841
00:52:52,393 --> 00:52:54,693
Yes, well, do as
you please, Merlin,
842
00:52:54,695 --> 00:52:56,628
but tidy up thoroughly.
843
00:52:56,630 --> 00:52:57,895
Merlin, I... hmm!
844
00:52:57,897 --> 00:52:59,363
Ooh. Sorry.
845
00:52:59,365 --> 00:53:01,398
Um, I wonder if I might
prevail upon you
846
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,701
to change my father over there
into his old self.
847
00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:07,637
It seems... later,
later, later, my child!
848
00:53:07,639 --> 00:53:11,473
One can see that more important
matters demand my attention.
849
00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:16,544
You and your father
can wait in my quarters.
850
00:53:16,546 --> 00:53:17,845
[Trimble]
Wait a minute!
851
00:53:17,847 --> 00:53:19,847
Everybody stay right where you are!
[Crowd gasping]
852
00:53:19,849 --> 00:53:22,883
Merlin, you keep your
mitts off hermes there.
853
00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:26,619
Sandy, I'm all right. You are?
854
00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:28,654
[King Arthur] Really!
This is too much!
855
00:53:28,656 --> 00:53:31,623
You reproduce yourself
like a lizard's tail.
856
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,292
You change colors
like a chameleon.
857
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,628
King, I'm here to present
documentary proof
858
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:39,830
that mordred here
is acquiring territory,
859
00:53:39,832 --> 00:53:41,765
arms, and men for a takeover.
860
00:53:44,269 --> 00:53:46,669
How did you manage
to acquire such holdings?
861
00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:49,638
And I see you've been
levying your own taxes.
862
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,640
To what end, sir mordred?
863
00:53:52,909 --> 00:53:54,876
Well?
864
00:53:54,877 --> 00:53:56,844
To take over Camelot
and, with it, england.
865
00:53:56,846 --> 00:53:59,279
He sees himself
in your chair, king.
866
00:53:59,281 --> 00:54:00,780
Seize that knight!
867
00:54:00,782 --> 00:54:02,515
Death to Arthur!
868
00:54:02,517 --> 00:54:05,351
[Men shouting, commotion]
869
00:54:05,353 --> 00:54:07,286
Stop him!
870
00:54:21,401 --> 00:54:23,734
[Buzzing]
871
00:54:29,508 --> 00:54:33,543
You know, gawain, there's
something unholy about this.
872
00:54:33,545 --> 00:54:35,778
Wouldn't it be better
to let him rest in peace?
873
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:38,380
[Beeping]
874
00:54:38,382 --> 00:54:40,849
Perhaps a dandelion
poultice'd help.
875
00:54:45,021 --> 00:54:47,621
Well, it's not
as bad as I thought.
876
00:54:47,623 --> 00:54:50,624
I can bypass his
metabolic synthesizer
877
00:54:50,626 --> 00:54:53,393
and still keep his voice
command analyzer functioning.
878
00:54:53,395 --> 00:54:55,495
[Goose honking]
879
00:54:55,497 --> 00:54:57,330
Maybe you could do
something about father
880
00:54:57,332 --> 00:54:58,931
when you're finished.
881
00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:01,500
I told you, I saw your father
in the castle.
882
00:55:01,502 --> 00:55:02,601
I talked to him.
883
00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:04,269
Are you certain?
884
00:55:04,271 --> 00:55:07,739
He's about 12 stone and 5'9".
885
00:55:07,741 --> 00:55:11,375
He may be a little
taller than that now.
886
00:55:12,678 --> 00:55:14,744
Thomas, we have to thank you
887
00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:16,378
for revealing
mordred's treachery.
888
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,413
Is there no way
we can repay you?
889
00:55:18,415 --> 00:55:20,581
No, king. I'm just
glad to help out.
890
00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:24,518
Gawain, we must be off
to inspect the castle defenses.
891
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,586
I'm worried about mordred's attack.
King...
892
00:55:26,588 --> 00:55:28,487
I may be able to help out there.
893
00:55:28,489 --> 00:55:30,388
Hmm.
894
00:55:40,899 --> 00:55:42,498
Hang in there, hermes.
895
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,500
We'll have you up
and about in no time.
896
00:55:44,502 --> 00:55:46,535
[Beeps]
Okay.
897
00:55:46,537 --> 00:55:48,603
No hard feelings
about the joust, I hope?
898
00:55:48,605 --> 00:55:51,505
You are so brave, hermes.
899
00:55:51,507 --> 00:55:52,839
[Beeps]
900
00:55:52,841 --> 00:55:55,641
Mm.
901
00:55:58,846 --> 00:56:00,078
[Beeps]
902
00:56:01,448 --> 00:56:04,449
Oh, don't worry.
He's resting comfortably.
903
00:56:05,919 --> 00:56:09,020
Uh, Clarence, weren't you
supposed to
904
00:56:09,022 --> 00:56:11,055
help hide the valuables?
905
00:56:19,031 --> 00:56:21,363
So, uh...
906
00:56:24,334 --> 00:56:26,451
How would you like
907
00:56:26,452 --> 00:56:28,569
a personally conducted
tour of stardust?
908
00:56:28,571 --> 00:56:31,572
Oh, I think not.
909
00:56:31,574 --> 00:56:34,575
I got some lps in there
you probably haven't heard.
910
00:56:34,577 --> 00:56:37,644
Um, fleetwood Mac,
rolling stones.
911
00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:40,646
Thanks anyway.
912
00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:45,016
Hey!
913
00:56:45,018 --> 00:56:48,419
Why the hot-and-cold bit?
914
00:56:48,421 --> 00:56:49,987
Didn't you say before the joust
915
00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:52,823
that you felt...
916
00:56:52,825 --> 00:56:54,558
Pangs?
917
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,892
Oh, Thomas.
918
00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,628
I made an awful fool of myself.
919
00:56:58,630 --> 00:57:02,632
I didn't know who
or what I was talking to.
920
00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:05,635
I bared my heart to...
921
00:57:05,637 --> 00:57:07,703
To your brother here.
922
00:57:07,705 --> 00:57:09,638
And it turns out
that he's full of...
923
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,773
Wiggly things and smoke.
924
00:57:11,775 --> 00:57:15,610
Look, Sandy, I'm just
as human as you are.
925
00:57:15,612 --> 00:57:17,912
I've got a mother and a father.
926
00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:20,814
He's an optometrist
in poughkeepsie.
927
00:57:20,816 --> 00:57:23,516
I barely squeaked through
grover Cleveland high,
928
00:57:23,518 --> 00:57:25,918
but I did get a masters
at slippery rock college,
929
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,520
and I lettered in baseball.
930
00:57:28,522 --> 00:57:31,589
I took Mona shanks
to the senior prom.
931
00:57:31,591 --> 00:57:33,591
Struck out there.
932
00:57:33,593 --> 00:57:36,060
I've got a good job.
What more do you want?
933
00:57:36,062 --> 00:57:38,896
I am just an average
American boy.
934
00:57:38,898 --> 00:57:41,598
Don't you understand that?
935
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,665
No.
936
00:57:44,402 --> 00:57:45,934
Oh, come on, father.
937
00:57:45,936 --> 00:57:48,603
Maybe we can get
to see Merlin now.
938
00:57:48,605 --> 00:57:50,838
[Honking]
939
00:58:05,954 --> 00:58:07,853
Keep a sharp eye.
940
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:11,556
Fear not, sire.
941
00:58:11,558 --> 00:58:15,159
We shall defend our castle,
whatever the cost may be.
942
00:58:15,161 --> 00:58:17,094
We shall fight
on the beachheads.
943
00:58:17,096 --> 00:58:20,197
We shall fight
on the landing grounds.
944
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:23,200
We shall fight in the courtyards
and in the halls.
945
00:58:23,202 --> 00:58:26,069
We shall never surrender.
946
00:58:26,071 --> 00:58:28,604
I'll be darned.
Well said, Winston.
947
00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:32,007
In all probability,
they'll come from the north.
948
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,775
They'll come from the South.
949
00:58:33,777 --> 00:58:36,043
Mordred will make a direct
assault on the gates
950
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:38,912
with battering rams
and superior forces.
951
00:58:38,914 --> 00:58:41,648
Well, they'll have
to bridge the moat first,
952
00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:43,583
and I think I have
the answer to that.
953
00:58:43,585 --> 00:58:45,217
You do? Yes, sir.
954
00:58:51,191 --> 00:58:52,890
See that hay cart down there?
955
00:58:52,892 --> 00:58:55,025
[King Arthur] We can
all see the hay cart.
956
00:58:55,027 --> 00:58:56,626
[Beeping]
957
00:58:59,864 --> 00:59:01,696
[Man]
Run for your lives!
958
00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:07,735
What wizardry
hast thou now, tom?
959
00:59:07,737 --> 00:59:09,737
Well, king, this
is called a laser gun.
960
00:59:09,739 --> 00:59:11,739
Hermes was supposed
to use it on other planets
961
00:59:11,741 --> 00:59:13,607
for collecting rock samples.
962
00:59:13,609 --> 00:59:15,742
See, you pull the trigger there.
963
00:59:15,744 --> 00:59:19,212
And don't point it at anything
that you want to keep.
964
00:59:19,214 --> 00:59:20,780
Well, a cart is a cart.
965
00:59:20,782 --> 00:59:22,181
But let's how effective it is
966
00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,750
against
the stone walls of Camelot.
967
00:59:24,752 --> 00:59:26,818
Wait one second.
968
00:59:27,887 --> 00:59:30,020
[Whispering]
S-five-three.
969
00:59:30,022 --> 00:59:31,087
Okay.
970
00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:32,488
Now? Okay.
971
00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:42,163
Well, what do you think?
972
00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:45,032
Well, I for one have always had
973
00:59:45,034 --> 00:59:47,034
the highest regard for you, tom.
974
00:59:47,036 --> 00:59:50,604
I remain, sire,
your most obedient servant.
975
00:59:50,606 --> 00:59:55,041
Gawain, please.
Cease thy fawning prattle.
976
00:59:55,043 --> 00:59:57,143
This is a very dangerous weapon.
977
00:59:57,145 --> 00:59:59,645
Be careful it doesn't
fall into the wrong hands.
978
00:59:59,647 --> 01:00:02,147
Oh, don't worry, king.
I keep it handy at all times.
979
01:00:11,757 --> 01:00:13,923
Oaf...
980
01:00:13,925 --> 01:00:17,760
It's going to be impossible
for mordred to take Camelot
981
01:00:17,762 --> 01:00:21,196
with that American
and his magic candle.
982
01:00:21,198 --> 01:00:23,798
Oaf kill.
983
01:00:28,037 --> 01:00:32,238
No. Arthur would have
an immediate investigation.
984
01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:37,308
There's more than one way
to skin a cat,
985
01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:40,744
though it could get
pretty sticky.
986
01:00:40,746 --> 01:00:42,779
Find that demented girl,
987
01:00:42,781 --> 01:00:48,251
and tell her the magician will
see her in the lower chambers.
988
01:00:49,954 --> 01:00:52,621
And I will take care
of the American.
989
01:00:54,091 --> 01:00:59,260
Do you understand
what you are to do, oaf?
990
01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:10,870
Now, you be nice to the magician
991
01:01:10,872 --> 01:01:12,004
when he sees you.
992
01:01:12,006 --> 01:01:14,339
And remember,
he's there to help.
993
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,307
[Goose honking]
994
01:01:20,313 --> 01:01:23,080
Merlin is expecting us.
995
01:01:23,082 --> 01:01:27,117
The first visit
is two gold coins
996
01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:29,953
payable at time of treatment.
997
01:01:37,295 --> 01:01:38,794
[Bell rings]
998
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,897
The magician will see you now.
999
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,346
Well, my dear,
what seems to be the matter?
1000
01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:00,881
Oh, I'm all right, sire.
It's father here.
1001
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,949
Aah! Ah!
1002
01:02:02,951 --> 01:02:05,952
Let me go! Let me go!
1003
01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:07,420
Get rid of that cursed goose!
1004
01:02:07,422 --> 01:02:09,121
[Honking, yelling]
1005
01:02:09,123 --> 01:02:10,355
Don't eat it, you animal!
1006
01:02:10,357 --> 01:02:12,156
There'll be feathers
all over the place.
1007
01:02:12,158 --> 01:02:14,424
No! Put me down!
1008
01:02:17,362 --> 01:02:19,095
[Honking]
1009
01:02:23,468 --> 01:02:26,335
Where is she? I know not, sire.
1010
01:02:26,337 --> 01:02:29,471
I was just informed that
she would meet you here.
1011
01:02:29,473 --> 01:02:32,807
She wanted to hear
some of your... Lps?
1012
01:02:32,809 --> 01:02:34,742
Thanks.
1013
01:02:35,911 --> 01:02:39,011
[Whistling]
1014
01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:43,214
[Whistling]
1015
01:03:02,534 --> 01:03:05,868
Fiendishly clever, the American.
1016
01:03:05,870 --> 01:03:08,369
Who else would have
thought to hide it there?
1017
01:03:10,539 --> 01:03:13,139
But he did not reckon
1018
01:03:13,141 --> 01:03:17,475
with the clairvoyant powers
of the invincible Merlin.
1019
01:03:19,412 --> 01:03:21,278
Is it gonna make
that big noise again?
1020
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,979
I hope not.
1021
01:03:22,981 --> 01:03:24,981
I had the cotton packed
too tightly last time.
1022
01:03:24,983 --> 01:03:26,282
That's why it exploded.
1023
01:03:26,284 --> 01:03:27,416
[Beeps]
1024
01:03:27,418 --> 01:03:29,151
He's trying to get thrust
1025
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,019
to propel the craft
into the air.
1026
01:03:31,021 --> 01:03:32,854
Can't you see that?
1027
01:03:32,856 --> 01:03:34,322
Very good, hermes.
1028
01:03:34,324 --> 01:03:35,423
[Beeps]
1029
01:03:35,425 --> 01:03:36,557
Where's Sandy?
1030
01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:38,559
Now, you just forget about her.
1031
01:03:38,561 --> 01:03:41,161
I cooled my heels
for three hours waiting for her.
1032
01:03:41,163 --> 01:03:42,795
She and I are through.
1033
01:03:42,797 --> 01:03:44,997
You put her out
of your mind too.
1034
01:03:44,999 --> 01:03:47,399
[Beeps] That's not easy.
1035
01:03:48,502 --> 01:03:50,301
Ok, here goes.
1036
01:03:50,303 --> 01:03:52,803
[Buzzing]
1037
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,182
Aah!
1038
01:04:11,155 --> 01:04:12,520
Hey!
1039
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:18,525
I'm terribly sorry.
1040
01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:21,093
I hope you're as handy with that
dagger when mordred attacks.
1041
01:04:21,096 --> 01:04:22,962
That's okay.
I think I can fix it.
1042
01:04:22,964 --> 01:04:24,330
[Goose honks]
1043
01:04:24,332 --> 01:04:27,366
Hey, what have you got there?
1044
01:04:27,368 --> 01:04:29,935
It's a goose,
as anyone can plainly see.
1045
01:04:29,937 --> 01:04:31,836
It's a gander,
and no one can plainly see.
1046
01:04:31,838 --> 01:04:33,003
Where did you find him?
1047
01:04:33,005 --> 01:04:34,904
It was on the moat.
1048
01:04:34,906 --> 01:04:37,039
Then it flew up to the parapet.
1049
01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,374
He'll make a splendid supper.
1050
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,508
No, he won't.
1051
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,977
You keep him
in protective custody.
1052
01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:47,047
And, uh... Not that I care,
1053
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,882
but where was the girl?
1054
01:04:48,884 --> 01:04:51,584
There was no girl about.
Just him.
1055
01:04:51,586 --> 01:04:54,520
But I did hear a woman scream
from yon wood. I saw her.
1056
01:04:54,522 --> 01:04:57,856
With oaf... Going towards
Merlin's chambers.
1057
01:04:57,858 --> 01:04:59,958
That quack!
[Honking]
1058
01:05:01,127 --> 01:05:03,127
King, I think we're in trouble.
1059
01:05:03,129 --> 01:05:06,130
[Dramatic music]
1060
01:05:06,132 --> 01:05:08,966
¶ ¶
1061
01:05:12,972 --> 01:05:15,372
you surely don't think you've
misplaced her under there?
1062
01:05:15,374 --> 01:05:18,108
The laser gun, it's gone!
Who would take it?
1063
01:05:18,110 --> 01:05:19,542
Merlin. He lured me out of here
1064
01:05:19,544 --> 01:05:22,111
by saying Sandy
would meet me at stardust.
1065
01:05:22,113 --> 01:05:24,012
Merlin and mordred?
1066
01:05:24,014 --> 01:05:26,014
Absolutely. They're in cahoots.
1067
01:05:26,016 --> 01:05:27,148
Where?
1068
01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:29,116
Partners. They're partners.
1069
01:05:29,118 --> 01:05:30,350
Where would he take her?
1070
01:05:30,352 --> 01:05:34,020
The seaside is awfully
nice this time of year.
1071
01:05:34,022 --> 01:05:35,422
Oh, gawain, please.
This is serious.
1072
01:05:35,423 --> 01:05:37,623
Mordred's camp, no doubt.
1073
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,025
Well, we've got to do something.
1074
01:05:40,027 --> 01:05:41,226
Don't look at me.
1075
01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:43,561
No, no, this job
I'll take care of myself.
1076
01:05:43,563 --> 01:05:45,296
You're not going
after the wench?
1077
01:05:45,298 --> 01:05:47,231
The poor kid needs help.
1078
01:05:50,603 --> 01:05:53,570
I got it! King,
I need your armor.
1079
01:05:53,572 --> 01:05:55,204
Oh, really.
1080
01:05:55,206 --> 01:05:58,540
You keep forgetting
that you're a prisoner.
1081
01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:01,276
I do not go about lending
prisoners my armor.
1082
01:06:01,278 --> 01:06:03,344
The answer is no.
1083
01:06:03,346 --> 01:06:07,047
Well, then mordred will
reduce Camelot to dust.
1084
01:06:08,650 --> 01:06:11,651
Well... Perhaps
my workaday armor.
1085
01:06:11,653 --> 01:06:13,953
Nope, your Sunday
go-to-meetin' armor,
1086
01:06:13,955 --> 01:06:15,920
the shiniest you've got.
1087
01:06:18,624 --> 01:06:21,091
Page, fetch it.
1088
01:06:23,161 --> 01:06:25,194
[Whirring]
1089
01:06:25,196 --> 01:06:27,462
(Gawain) Sounds like
some monstrous cat.
1090
01:06:27,464 --> 01:06:29,597
[King Arthur] Like
none I've ever heard.
1091
01:06:31,601 --> 01:06:33,934
What has it coughed up now?
1092
01:06:43,144 --> 01:06:46,945
Yes, tom, it's a fine cart,
but where do the oxen go?
1093
01:06:46,947 --> 01:06:49,714
King, this is
a battery-powered lunar rover.
1094
01:06:49,716 --> 01:06:53,384
[Beeping, buzzing]
1095
01:06:53,386 --> 01:06:55,052
This is the soil sampler...
1096
01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:56,620
anyway, I'll explain
all that later.
1097
01:06:56,622 --> 01:06:58,572
Clarence, buff me up.
1098
01:06:58,573 --> 01:07:00,523
I can't understand all this fuss
over a mere slip of a girl.
1099
01:07:00,525 --> 01:07:03,292
I can find you
five girls more comely
1100
01:07:03,294 --> 01:07:05,027
and more cooperative
than that one.
1101
01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:08,530
Yes, but not as dingy.
Lower the drawbridge!
1102
01:07:08,532 --> 01:07:10,632
I say when the bridge
is to be lowered.
1103
01:07:10,634 --> 01:07:12,400
I told you that.
1104
01:07:12,402 --> 01:07:15,169
I'm sorry, king,
but I'm in a hurry.
1105
01:07:16,605 --> 01:07:18,271
Lower the bridge!
1106
01:07:21,242 --> 01:07:23,308
Hold the fort till I get back.
1107
01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:34,284
Alas, we won't see him again.
1108
01:07:45,430 --> 01:07:51,666
This passageway will give us
access to the castle.
1109
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:55,236
At dawn you will
engage the defenders
1110
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:57,671
until the drawbridge
can be lowered.
1111
01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,272
This passage,
won't it be defended?
1112
01:07:59,274 --> 01:08:02,275
It is my secret passage
beneath the moat.
1113
01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,710
The king has no knowledge of it,
and it is no concern of yours.
1114
01:08:04,712 --> 01:08:06,278
We'll do our best...
1115
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,579
just have your men
present in force
1116
01:08:07,581 --> 01:08:09,280
when the portcullis is raised.
1117
01:08:09,282 --> 01:08:11,282
Enough to crush all resistance.
1118
01:08:11,284 --> 01:08:12,383
[Man]
Sire!
1119
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:17,020
Sire, something
approaches the camp.
1120
01:08:17,022 --> 01:08:18,287
Something?
1121
01:08:18,289 --> 01:08:20,422
It has two eyes that
light up the night, sire.
1122
01:08:20,424 --> 01:08:23,358
And makes strange
breathing sounds.
1123
01:08:24,627 --> 01:08:26,493
Call out the guard!
1124
01:08:27,696 --> 01:08:30,430
It is the American.
He has taken the bait.
1125
01:08:30,432 --> 01:08:32,064
It's king Arthur himself!
1126
01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,532
No, it's tom trimble.
1127
01:08:33,534 --> 01:08:35,300
I've come for alisande.
1128
01:08:35,302 --> 01:08:37,235
Oh, tom, you shouldn't
have come here!
1129
01:08:37,237 --> 01:08:38,636
They plan to kill you.
1130
01:08:38,638 --> 01:08:41,171
And with your choice of weapons.
1131
01:08:41,173 --> 01:08:44,140
Get behind me. That will serve
little purpose, creature.
1132
01:08:44,142 --> 01:08:47,476
We have seen the awesome
power of the magic candle.
1133
01:08:47,478 --> 01:08:50,278
It will annihilate
you both in a flash.
1134
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,280
Now, mordred, do the honors.
1135
01:08:52,282 --> 01:08:54,715
Any parting words, American?
1136
01:08:54,717 --> 01:08:57,150
Well, I'd like to speak
to Sandy for a second,
1137
01:08:57,152 --> 01:08:58,284
if it's okay.
1138
01:08:58,286 --> 01:09:00,386
Be brief. All right.
1139
01:09:00,388 --> 01:09:02,621
Sandy, in case I don't
pull this off,
1140
01:09:02,623 --> 01:09:05,123
I just want you to know
that I really groove on you.
1141
01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,691
And my idea of heaven
1142
01:09:06,693 --> 01:09:08,325
would be to split
a pizza and a six-pack
1143
01:09:08,327 --> 01:09:10,827
while watching the super bowl
on television.
1144
01:09:10,829 --> 01:09:14,397
Maybe smooch a little
at the half.
1145
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:16,432
Well, what do you think?
1146
01:09:16,434 --> 01:09:18,367
Any news of father?
1147
01:09:18,369 --> 01:09:22,604
Didn't you hear me?
I just told you I loved you.
1148
01:09:22,606 --> 01:09:24,739
I'm not going all through
that again.
1149
01:09:26,809 --> 01:09:29,543
On the other hand,
1150
01:09:29,545 --> 01:09:33,813
if it's between you and oaf...
1151
01:09:33,815 --> 01:09:35,481
I'll take you.
1152
01:09:35,483 --> 01:09:38,417
Great. Pull down my visor
and get behind me.
1153
01:09:38,419 --> 01:09:39,751
Yes.
1154
01:09:41,287 --> 01:09:42,586
Fire at will, mordred!
1155
01:09:45,424 --> 01:09:47,557
[Yelling and commotion]
1156
01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:51,794
Mordred, cease before you
destroy your entire force.
1157
01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,829
He has bewitched it.
1158
01:09:57,768 --> 01:09:59,768
[Men yelling]
1159
01:10:05,141 --> 01:10:06,740
Stop them!
1160
01:10:13,548 --> 01:10:15,614
[Shouting]
1161
01:10:22,155 --> 01:10:24,188
Oaf, hold these two.
1162
01:10:24,190 --> 01:10:25,856
I'll settle with them later.
1163
01:10:25,858 --> 01:10:27,891
On! To the tunnel!
1164
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:59,387
[Rooster crows]
1165
01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:04,992
6:00, and all's well!
1166
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:08,628
[Wood creaking]
1167
01:11:17,538 --> 01:11:18,603
Come on.
1168
01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:28,445
Oaf! Oaf, look.
1169
01:11:28,447 --> 01:11:29,779
To eat.
1170
01:11:29,781 --> 01:11:32,782
You... Eat.
1171
01:11:37,387 --> 01:11:39,553
[Buzzing]
1172
01:11:39,555 --> 01:11:40,820
Oh!
1173
01:11:47,594 --> 01:11:48,659
Quick, sit on my lap.
1174
01:11:48,661 --> 01:11:49,793
I'll do no such thing!
1175
01:11:49,795 --> 01:11:51,461
Sit on my lap!
1176
01:12:04,075 --> 01:12:06,375
Better put your arm
around me... it's safer.
1177
01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:12,747
Are you taking me to your nest?
1178
01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:14,982
No. Camelot.
1179
01:12:14,984 --> 01:12:18,852
I hope it's got the same
landlord when we get there.
1180
01:12:23,591 --> 01:12:25,090
[Metal clangs]
1181
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,442
Capture the gatehouse.
1182
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:56,452
Ugh!
1183
01:13:08,565 --> 01:13:09,931
Look, sire, it's tom!
1184
01:13:09,933 --> 01:13:11,499
Aah!
1185
01:13:24,814 --> 01:13:26,480
[Screeching]
1186
01:13:55,810 --> 01:13:57,876
Aah! Ohh!
1187
01:13:59,112 --> 01:14:01,679
[Shouting]
1188
01:14:05,818 --> 01:14:08,851
[Shouting continues]
1189
01:14:12,456 --> 01:14:13,955
[King Arthur]
Well done!
1190
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,627
Once more, the gatehouse!
1191
01:14:30,005 --> 01:14:31,737
Agh!
[Grunting]
1192
01:14:35,175 --> 01:14:36,507
Come on!
1193
01:14:50,122 --> 01:14:53,790
Stand to!
1194
01:14:56,694 --> 01:15:00,962
[Swords clanging]
1195
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:15,208
[Mordred]
Lower the drawbridge!
1196
01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:28,086
Raise the portcullis!
1197
01:15:45,905 --> 01:15:48,138
[Shouting]
1198
01:15:49,808 --> 01:15:52,141
[Shouting continues]
1199
01:16:12,029 --> 01:16:14,029
Thank you, tom. Well done.
1200
01:16:14,031 --> 01:16:15,597
Thank you. Well done.
1201
01:16:15,599 --> 01:16:20,067
Never have so many
owed so much to one man.
1202
01:16:20,069 --> 01:16:22,169
What a nice thought.
1203
01:16:36,552 --> 01:16:38,885
[Sputtering]
Ha!
1204
01:16:47,695 --> 01:16:49,828
[Sputtering continues]
1205
01:17:06,779 --> 01:17:07,878
[Man]
Look out!
1206
01:17:10,215 --> 01:17:12,814
Sir brewer, stop those bowmen!
1207
01:17:15,585 --> 01:17:16,951
Oh, gawain.
1208
01:17:16,953 --> 01:17:18,819
I've told you before,
1209
01:17:18,821 --> 01:17:21,221
never turn your back
on the enemy.
1210
01:17:21,223 --> 01:17:22,889
It's quite dangerous.
1211
01:17:22,891 --> 01:17:24,690
And it's no way to be found
after the battle.
1212
01:17:24,692 --> 01:17:26,625
[Grunting]
Agh!
1213
01:17:30,697 --> 01:17:34,031
[Tom]
Clarence! Sandy!
1214
01:17:34,033 --> 01:17:37,134
The winch!
Come, Clarence, hurry!
1215
01:17:42,707 --> 01:17:44,173
Free the winch!
1216
01:17:46,076 --> 01:17:48,676
[Tom]
No, no!
1217
01:17:48,678 --> 01:17:50,277
No, no, no!
1218
01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:55,081
Okay, now lower me
down to the ledge.
1219
01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:58,617
We are to lower him
to the ledge.
1220
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:14,899
Make them pay dearly
for every inch!
1221
01:18:29,115 --> 01:18:30,781
Hermes?
1222
01:18:32,384 --> 01:18:34,217
Activate all systems.
1223
01:18:38,389 --> 01:18:42,791
Fire rocket engines
one, two, and three.
1224
01:18:48,899 --> 01:18:51,332
[Screaming]
1225
01:19:16,192 --> 01:19:18,959
The American's wings
must be clipped
1226
01:19:18,961 --> 01:19:22,028
if we are to save the day.
1227
01:19:27,067 --> 01:19:30,435
[Engines throttle down]
1228
01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:34,705
Do not fear the contrivance!
It has no power.
1229
01:19:34,707 --> 01:19:37,106
[Tom] Engage left
vernier thruster.
1230
01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:41,075
Aah!
1231
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,314
Activate all vernier thrusters
1232
01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:49,883
as your sensors
warn of approaching danger.
1233
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:52,451
[Soldiers grunting,
swords clanging]
1234
01:19:54,288 --> 01:19:55,754
Aah!
1235
01:20:20,213 --> 01:20:21,378
Aah!
1236
01:20:25,783 --> 01:20:27,849
[Grunting]
1237
01:20:27,851 --> 01:20:29,217
Whoa! Whoa!
1238
01:20:29,219 --> 01:20:30,952
Take me back up to the ledge!
1239
01:20:30,954 --> 01:20:33,888
You're too heavy!
1240
01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:09,489
¶ Oh, say, can you see ¶
1241
01:21:13,795 --> 01:21:15,895
hermes, close the hatch.
1242
01:21:23,103 --> 01:21:25,803
Hold on, Clarence. Not so fast!
1243
01:21:31,110 --> 01:21:34,411
Destroy the American.
He is our Nemesis.
1244
01:21:35,947 --> 01:21:39,915
Hermes, set both
magnetic fields on "pulse."
1245
01:21:47,357 --> 01:21:51,525
[Humming]
1246
01:21:51,527 --> 01:21:53,560
[Screaming]
1247
01:21:56,831 --> 01:21:59,565
He must be destroyed.
Get him!
1248
01:22:11,845 --> 01:22:13,110
Get him, I say!
1249
01:22:13,112 --> 01:22:14,544
[Humming continues]
1250
01:22:14,546 --> 01:22:17,313
[Screaming continues]
1251
01:22:20,384 --> 01:22:23,218
A purse for the man
who finishes him.
1252
01:22:35,865 --> 01:22:38,365
Increase power,
both magnetic fields.
1253
01:22:41,036 --> 01:22:45,371
[Humming increases]
1254
01:22:52,446 --> 01:22:56,047
Clarence!
Is this getting heavier?
1255
01:23:12,365 --> 01:23:14,965
King said this armor
was solid gold.
1256
01:23:14,967 --> 01:23:16,333
It's not.
1257
01:23:21,472 --> 01:23:23,271
Mm!
1258
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,513
I think he's in trouble.
What kind?
1259
01:23:33,515 --> 01:23:37,049
It's difficult to say,
but don't look, Sandy.
1260
01:23:45,258 --> 01:23:46,690
Aah!
1261
01:23:47,926 --> 01:23:51,060
Oh. Aah!
1262
01:23:55,132 --> 01:23:57,665
Hermes, cut the power!
1263
01:24:10,512 --> 01:24:12,546
Come on, father.
1264
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:24,723
King, take 'em downtown
and book 'em.
1265
01:24:24,725 --> 01:24:28,359
Thank you, tom.
We owe you our kingdom.
1266
01:24:31,297 --> 01:24:34,298
Victory!
1267
01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:36,366
[Cheering]
1268
01:24:43,607 --> 01:24:47,074
Hooray! Hooray!
1269
01:24:48,410 --> 01:24:50,777
[Cheering continues]
1270
01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:07,358
Gee, I don't know what to say.
1271
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:09,259
This is such
distinguished company.
1272
01:25:09,261 --> 01:25:13,329
King Arthur, sir Lancelot,
sir galahad...
1273
01:25:13,331 --> 01:25:15,664
Sir gawain. Sir gawain.
1274
01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:18,632
I will retire
this chair, Thomas.
1275
01:25:18,634 --> 01:25:19,866
And if ever you return,
1276
01:25:19,868 --> 01:25:22,301
your place at the round table
will be here.
1277
01:25:22,303 --> 01:25:26,138
Boy, they're never gonna
believe this at the cape.
1278
01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:28,206
Yes, they will!
1279
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:35,245
Everybody, group up there
for the photograph.
1280
01:25:36,848 --> 01:25:38,347
The what?
1281
01:25:38,349 --> 01:25:40,415
Don't worry.
I'll show ya in a minute.
1282
01:25:41,851 --> 01:25:44,218
All right, now.
Bunch in, bunch in.
1283
01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:45,652
Sandy, you and your father
get over here.
1284
01:25:45,654 --> 01:25:47,387
Sir gawain, you go here.
King, you move...
1285
01:25:47,389 --> 01:25:49,188
Clarence, scrunch in
next to the king.
1286
01:25:49,190 --> 01:25:52,357
Put your arm around him, king.
Go on, go on, hurry up.
1287
01:25:52,359 --> 01:25:53,725
And everybody say "cheese."
1288
01:25:53,727 --> 01:25:55,426
[All]
Cheese?
1289
01:25:58,330 --> 01:26:02,898
Now, king, this is what
I mean by a photograph.
1290
01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:04,599
That's me!
1291
01:26:04,601 --> 01:26:06,367
Yeah. It's the whole gang.
1292
01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:08,202
Here, king.
Now, you take this.
1293
01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:11,205
When Merlin gets out,
it'll drive him bananas.
1294
01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,673
Bananas? Yep.
1295
01:26:14,877 --> 01:26:18,144
Uh, Sandy, could I talk
to you for just a second?
1296
01:26:33,894 --> 01:26:37,828
Well... I'm going now.
1297
01:26:40,165 --> 01:26:42,431
I wish I could take you with me.
1298
01:26:44,902 --> 01:26:47,669
So many things
I'd like to show you.
1299
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:52,806
My old mg and my ten-speed.
1300
01:26:54,609 --> 01:26:58,377
Space Mountain,
the grand canyon.
1301
01:26:58,379 --> 01:27:00,678
That would be very nice.
1302
01:27:03,683 --> 01:27:07,751
But I just don't know
if you'd survive the trip.
1303
01:27:07,753 --> 01:27:11,320
You could age 1,000 years
before we even reentered.
1304
01:27:13,557 --> 01:27:15,957
I understand.
1305
01:27:15,959 --> 01:27:18,326
And thank you once again
1306
01:27:18,328 --> 01:27:20,294
for getting Merlin
to change my father back
1307
01:27:20,296 --> 01:27:21,762
into his old self.
1308
01:27:23,432 --> 01:27:24,597
Sure.
1309
01:27:26,467 --> 01:27:27,766
Would...
1310
01:27:27,768 --> 01:27:30,535
Would you give this
to hermes, please?
1311
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:34,738
Sure.
1312
01:27:40,979 --> 01:27:43,746
Well... Bye.
1313
01:28:07,804 --> 01:28:11,272
Clarence, I want to thank you.
1314
01:28:11,274 --> 01:28:12,940
You helped change
the course of history.
1315
01:28:12,942 --> 01:28:15,242
Did I?
1316
01:28:15,244 --> 01:28:16,843
You certainly did.
1317
01:28:18,546 --> 01:28:20,445
Oh... Thank you, hermes.
1318
01:28:20,447 --> 01:28:22,880
This is a token
of our appreciation.
1319
01:28:33,858 --> 01:28:36,859
If it fails, will sir tom
be staying on with us?
1320
01:28:36,861 --> 01:28:38,894
If it fails, we have
a permanent place for him
1321
01:28:38,896 --> 01:28:39,961
in the main chapel.
1322
01:28:39,963 --> 01:28:41,762
Yes, but...
don't bother me, gawain.
1323
01:28:41,764 --> 01:28:43,463
I have important work to do.
1324
01:28:44,933 --> 01:28:47,500
It's from his Uncle Sam.
1325
01:28:47,502 --> 01:28:49,502
Really? How nice.
1326
01:28:49,504 --> 01:28:52,905
[Brief yankee doodle strains]
1327
01:29:26,506 --> 01:29:27,838
[Click, click]
1328
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:30,574
Minus ten and counting.
1329
01:29:30,576 --> 01:29:32,776
[Click]
Nine, eight...
1330
01:29:32,778 --> 01:29:34,744
Let's see if we can get
this thing off the ground.
1331
01:29:34,746 --> 01:29:39,347
Five, four, three, two, one.
1332
01:29:39,349 --> 01:29:40,681
Ignition!
[Click]
1333
01:29:43,018 --> 01:29:45,018
[Screaming]
1334
01:29:45,020 --> 01:29:46,552
Blast off.
1335
01:30:01,068 --> 01:30:03,067
We have liftoff.
1336
01:30:05,638 --> 01:30:07,771
We did it!
1337
01:30:07,773 --> 01:30:10,473
[Cheers and applause]
1338
01:30:45,976 --> 01:30:47,475
From Sandy.
1339
01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:57,583
"Dear hermes,
I think you are sweet
1340
01:30:57,585 --> 01:30:59,618
"and I will always
remember you fondly.
1341
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:03,788
"But there can never be
anything serious between us.
1342
01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,623
"I have given the matter
a lot of thought,
1343
01:31:05,625 --> 01:31:07,024
"and I like tom best.
1344
01:31:07,026 --> 01:31:11,161
"But it was not
an easy decision.
1345
01:31:11,163 --> 01:31:12,695
Alisande."
1346
01:31:24,675 --> 01:31:26,107
Ready?
1347
01:31:36,419 --> 01:31:38,786
I hope we're winding
the clock the right way.
1348
01:31:38,788 --> 01:31:40,721
Year 680.
1349
01:31:40,723 --> 01:31:42,022
Good man.
1350
01:31:42,024 --> 01:31:43,823
[Beep]
Robot.
1351
01:31:44,859 --> 01:31:46,625
[Honking]
1352
01:31:46,627 --> 01:31:49,861
We're traveling 29,000
Miles a second,
1353
01:31:49,863 --> 01:31:52,630
and somebody wants
us to move over?
1354
01:31:54,433 --> 01:31:57,066
Oh! So that's where
you've been lately.
1355
01:31:57,068 --> 01:31:59,568
Would you look at that.
"Father" laid an egg.
1356
01:31:59,570 --> 01:32:01,703
How could we have been so wrong?
1357
01:32:02,906 --> 01:32:06,040
Not bad for a goose
more than 100 years old.
1358
01:32:06,042 --> 01:32:08,542
You're right.
1359
01:32:08,544 --> 01:32:09,676
You're right!
1360
01:32:09,678 --> 01:32:11,944
He... she hasn't changed a bit!
1361
01:32:11,946 --> 01:32:13,946
Look at her feathers,
look at her eyes.
1362
01:32:13,948 --> 01:32:15,681
Don't you see?
1363
01:32:15,683 --> 01:32:18,083
That means that Sandy
wouldn't age either!
1364
01:32:18,085 --> 01:32:21,853
Hermes, right vernier
thruster, 180 degrees.
1365
01:32:32,899 --> 01:32:35,933
What on earth are you
going to do with her?
1366
01:32:35,935 --> 01:32:39,136
You mean, what am I gonna
do with her on earth?
1367
01:32:39,138 --> 01:32:40,770
Live happily ever after.
1368
01:32:40,772 --> 01:32:42,772
Isn't that what
you're supposed to do
1369
01:32:42,774 --> 01:32:45,141
in a situation like this?
1370
01:33:05,241 --> 01:33:06,641
The End
1371
01:33:07,141 --> 01:33:11,141
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