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- This is Nickelodeon's "The Substitute,"
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the wildest, weirdest hidden camera show
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in Nickelodeon history.
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[laughter]
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Under the cover of night,
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our army of top prank experts
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infiltrates a school, placing hidden cameras and microphones
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all over its campus.
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And then the world's best special effects
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makeup artists transform one of your favorite stars
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into a super strange substitute teacher--
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all this to give a group of unsuspecting students
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a day they'll never forget.
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[cracking]
- Whoa!
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- The students have no idea we'll be recording
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every reaction they'll have
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to the bizarre behavior of the substitute.
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[coughing]
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Today's substitute is Lilly Singh,
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known the world over as an actress, comedian,
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content creator, and best-selling author.
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Soon, Lilly will also host her own late night show:
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"A Little Late with Lilly Singh."
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But today, Lilly will be transformed
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before your very eyes from super celebrity...
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[crashing]
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To oddball substitute teacher.
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- I am cool, blue cloud.
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[gong ringing]
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- This is gonna be a day that goes
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from stranger to strangest
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thanks to the substitute.
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[bell rings]
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- [groaning] Wake up, wake up.
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This morning when I woke up
my alarm was at 3:00,
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and my dog looked at me like,
"No.
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Lil, this is not
what we're doing today."
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[laughs]
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I am so not a morning person!
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I'm so tired!
But it's going to be good.
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But I'm so tired!
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But it's going to be great.
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[sighs] In middle school
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I was--what can I say?
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I was a star.
I was a nerd, actually.
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I was such a goodie-goodie. I mean, I was valedictorian.
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I chose Wilson Middle School because this school
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was actually close to getting shut down.
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And the principal and the staff rallied
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to make sure it stayed open and I really respect that.
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You know, I remember being
in school and having
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a substitute teacher come in
and it's, like, super exciting
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for kids when you see
a substitute teacher come in.
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They're like,
"Oh, my God. Okay.
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This is an exciting day
at school"
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and then most of them try
to take advantage
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of the substitute teacher
but...
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not me.
Not today, kids.
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[upbeat music]
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Let's transform. Here we go.
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[evil laughter]
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Morning.
- Good morning.
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narrator: Lilly will first undergo
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a complete transformation.
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- Oh, my God,
it's all happening.
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- Look at all this goodness,
right?
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- This is so cool.
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narrator: Thanks to our team of special effects
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makeup artists and world class costume designers.
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These experts work with some of Hollywood's biggest stars
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on the world's greatest blockbusters.
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- So you're gonna be--
have a little bit
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of plump added to you.
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- I mean, I don't even know
the difference.
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I kind of like that.
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I kinda am
super down with that.
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Let's do it.
I'm into it.
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- All right, cool.
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- Okay, so we're thinking--
first of all,
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we're gonna get you in
the under suit
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so that you're a bit
unrecognizable.
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- Okay, tell me about
the under suit.
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- Okay, are you ready?
All right, so,
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we may start with this
which is a full body suit
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which will make you...
- This is so weird.
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This is literally what I just
wore on a red carpet.
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[laughter]
- Oh, you did?
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- I mean, I feel great.
I don't--
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I feel like I've never
looked better, to be honest.
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All right, Jen, I need you to--
We're gonna change.
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We're gonna change.
Buh-bye.
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� �
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The process of doing prosthetics
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is a whole process.
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I've done them before but not quite
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this dramatic.
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I feel a little restrained but it's also,
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like, oddly liberating.
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I feel like I could be someone else.
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- You ready for this, Lilly?
- Let's do it, let's do it.
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[bell rings]
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� �
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- � Yeah �
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� Do it �
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narrator: Before her first class,
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Lilly meets with Kimberly from the school for some intel
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about the students she's gonna prank.
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- Oh, my God.
They're real kids.
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- Yes.
- It's all happening.
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Aah!
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Is there anything you could tell me about particular
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students I'll be dealing with--
- Um, yes.
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David, he's going to be very active.
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Some of them are jokesters,
so keep your eye on Drake.
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- They're already touching stuff on my desk.
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- Yeah.
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Tvene has a big personality.
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- I feel like now I'm British.
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[British accent]
Know what I mean, mate?
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Cripes.
Just a hoot.
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- I think they're ready
for you.
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- Let's do it.
[bell rings]
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narrator: For first period, Lilly will be a math teacher
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who takes exercise to the extreme.
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Can the students solve her problem?
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- Hello, class.
My name is Mrs. Raganeff
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and today I am the substitute.
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Hello!
I have a bit of an accent.
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I came from the UK recently.
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Can you understand
what I'm saying?
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all: Yes.
- Sure?
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- I like your accent!
- Thank you so much!
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- First I'm going
to teach you math.
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Who likes math?
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I know you're all lying,
but that's okay.
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- Ooh, I love math.
- Okay, I love math.
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We're going to do math first.
So first,
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something that is very,
very easy.
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What is...
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Eight plus two?
Quick as you can!
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all: Ten!
- Okay.
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Ten times two?
all: Twenty.
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- Okay, what is
20 minus 5?
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- Fifteen!
- Fifteen, okay.
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Sorry, I didn't stretch yet.
[stretching]
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What is eight times two?
- Sixteen.
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- Okay, sixteen times two?
- Thirty-two.
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What is 20 minus 5?
- Fifteen.
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- Okay, ready for this?
What is 10,000 minus 9,935?
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- Sixty-five.
- Okay, 65 more steps.
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65 more steps.
I just got a new smart watch,
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and I'm trying to hit 10,000
steps today, okay?
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[class agreeing]
Okay, amazing.
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- That's what my third grade
teacher was just doing.
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- What was that?
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- I don't know
if I could do the splits.
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I could try.
Should I try?
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- Yeah!
- How low do you have to go?
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- You have to get
your butt to the ground.
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- No...
- Yeah.
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- No...
So all the way down?
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all: Yeah.
- Are you sure?
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all: Yeah!
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[cracking]
Ah!
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[laughter]
- That was too deep.
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- [laughing]
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- [groaning]
[laughter]
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Oh, I definitely
pulled something.
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- Aww, what?
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- How do I fix it?
- More stretches.
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More stretches.
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[grunts]
- More stretch.
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- Who asked me to do this?
- Tvene!
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Tvene!
- I did not do--that was him.
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That was him.
- Listen--
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Okay, settle down.
Settle down.
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Gonna make everybody get up.
Get up for a second.
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We're gonna do a fun exercise.
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In your spot, in your spot,
in your spot.
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Okay.
Okay, ready?
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We're gonna do a little
icebreaker exercise.
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Can you count me jumping?
- Yeah.
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- So I'm gonna clear
this off of here.
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narrator: Up next...
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together: One, two, three--
[cracking]
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- Ugh!
- Ew...
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narrator: And coming up...
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[gong ringing]
You take like this--
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Cool blue cloud!
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narrator: When
"The Substitute" returns...
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narrator: Lilly Singh is disguised
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as a substitute teacher
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who exercises way too hard.
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Will her students step in?
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- Okay, ready?
We're gonna do
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a little ice breaker exercise.
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Can you count me jumping?
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- Yeah.
- So I'm gonna clear this
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off here a little bit.
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Here we go.
- Hey!
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- Okay, okay.
You ready?
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all: Ready.
- If I do 15,
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I'll reach my steps, okay?
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Get the count for me together.
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together: One, two, three,
four, five--
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[cracking]
- Oh!
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[laughter]
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- Get off of the desk!
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- Wait, hold on a bit.
One second.
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- One, two, three, four!
- One second, one second.
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Everybody take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.
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Did your parents ever
make you drink green juices?
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- No.
- Yay, juice!
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- They're really good for you!
Does anybody know why
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green juices are good for you?
- Because it's nasty.
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Nasty means it's good for you.
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- [laughing]
What?
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- You're disgusting!
It's green!
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- This is the most delicious
thing I've ever tasted.
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- Yeah, right.
- It is.
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If your parents ever give you
green juice,
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it's really good for you.
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[tense music]
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- Is it good?
Or is it not good?
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- That's what I thought.
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- [gagging]
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[spitting]
- Oh, man!
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- Oh, my.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
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- Ew...
- [clears throat]
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Who has good sight?
Can you read this?
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What does--
- I'll read it!
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- What is the expiration
on this?
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- Oh, no!
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- This is old!
- What does it say?
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- It says 1998.
- Oh...
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- That's delicious!
- Ew!
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- Yeah!
- Okay, take a seat!
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Take a seat, take a seat.
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Where's the nearest restroom?
- Downstairs.
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- You can go to the boy's one.
It's closer.
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- It's not!
[laughter]
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- I'm gonna--
I'm gonna call somebody.
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Stay here!
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[laughter]
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Ay-ay-ay-ay.
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That was gross for real.
[bell rings]
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I hope so badly these kids
forgive me
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at the end of the day.
I feel like I scared them,
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and I hope they still think
I'm cool,
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and they laugh about it
at the end of the day.
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- I think they will.
- I'm channeling one
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of my aunts so I'm thinking
like, a very airy,
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slight Indian accent, but,
like, calm
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with a little bit
of underlying rage.
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- Let's see. Oh, this is going to be
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a good group of students. There's Thelma.
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She's an all star.
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Annalise is fantastic.
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And Brianna, she's one of our favorites.
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So are we ready?
- All right, let's do it!
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[upbeat music]
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narrator: For second period, Lilly will play
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a new age spiritualist with anger issues.
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Will the class lose their cool?
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- [Indian accent] Hello, class,
my name is Mrs. Raganeff.
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Very nice to meet you.
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I'm your substitute teacher
today.
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You know, in my life before...
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I used to be
very angry person.
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Not anymore.
Do you know how?
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Close your eyes.
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I'm going to show you
something very special.
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Don't open eyes.
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Close, close, close.
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� �
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[bell rings]
- whoa!
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[laughter]
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[bell rings]
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[laughter]
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- Close, close, close, close.
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[bell rings]
Close.
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[bell rings]
Close, close.
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[bell rings]
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Okay, everybody.
I control my anger.
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I align all of my chakras
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because when I get upset
I do like this.
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[bell rings]
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I am cool, blue cloud.
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all: Cool, blue cloud.
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- This room needs
a little chakra mist.
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You ever had before,
chakra mist?
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- No.
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- When you smell, you will
feel all your chakras align.
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[laughter]
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Okay?
- [coughing]
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- [laughing]
- Smell good?
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- No...
- No?
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It smells very good.
I love it.
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- Oh!
[laughter]
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- Pepper?
Smell it like a flower.
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- Oh, God.
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- Who want more?
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[laughter]
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[clapping]
Shh!
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Everybody "om"!
Om!
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all: Om!
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[laughter]
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[tranquil music]
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- Now that we have chakras
aligned,
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we're going to go to poetry.
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Do I have any volunteer
to reading poems for me?
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Want to volunteer?
Come, come, come.
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Come, come.
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- "From our greenery,
the old birds fly,
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and chirp and whistle
in the morning sun."
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- So good.
Everybody, very proud.
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Say very, very proud.
[applause]
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[crashing]
Ohhh...
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[slowed down]
Ohhh...
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Ohhh...
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Darn it!
Darn it!
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Always happen like this.
Always.
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Now look.
Look.
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Everything wet.
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[dramatic music]
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- [mouthing]
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[bell rings]
- I am cool, blue, cloud!
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� �
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[bell ringing]
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Okay, stop!
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- [sneezing]
- Oh!
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- Was that just me?
Do you smell that?
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[sniffing]
[laughter]
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A little bit of spray.
Just a little.
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all: Oh!
[snoring]
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narrator: When
"The Substitute" returns.
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- Everybody, very proud.
Say very, very proud.
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[crashing]
Oh...
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narrator: Lilly Singh is disguised
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as a substitute teacher
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who can't control her temper.
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Will her students lose their cool?
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- [mouthing]
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[bell rings]
- I am cool, blue cloud.
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[laughter]
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[ringing bell]
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Cool, blue cloud.
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[laughter]
Everything okay?
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- I think there's something
in your shirt dripping.
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[tense music]
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- [speaking foreign language]
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New shirt!
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Do you know what make me feel
better when I do this?
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I'm cool, blue cloud!
[laughter]
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Cool, blue cloud!
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When you upset, this makes you
feel better, okay?
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Look, you take like this.
Cool, blue cloud!
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Cool...
Blue...
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Cloud!
[laughter]
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- Oh, God!
[bell rings]
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[tranquil music]
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- Today I'm not having
good day, okay?
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Cool, blue cloud.
Send somebody else, okay?
365
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I am cool, blue cloud.
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[laughter]
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- Cool, blue cloud!
368
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- Those kids
are so sweet and nice.
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Oh, my God.
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[bell rings]
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Honestly, I am falling in love
with the kids
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at Wilson Middle School.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- They're so sweet
and they're adorable.
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- All right.
- A new set of victims...
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[evil laugh]
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- Okay, there's Malaan. You'll love her.
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And there's Nathan. Pay attention to him.
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And Oscar, he is so sweet. He'll do anything.
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- Let's do this!
All right.
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- Good luck!
- Whoo!
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[bell rings]
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[sneezing]
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narrator: For her last class, Lilly's nose goes nuts.
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Will the students bring relief
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and give her a vote of confidence?
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- So my name is Mrs. Raganeff
and I'm going to be
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your substitute teacher
for today,
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and I'm very excited to be here
with all of you.
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Can you understand
what I'm saying?
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all: Yes!
- You sure?
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- It's very good.
- It's very good?
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You like my accent?
Good.
393
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Okay, because I think you have
the accent.
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- [imitating English accent]
I don't have the accent--
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- Oh, that's very good!
That's very good.
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All right,
so we're going to learn today
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a little bit about
natural history.
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Natural history
is all about plants...
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and...
all: Animals?
400
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- Very good.
Plants and animals.
401
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Very good.
402
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,722
All right,
so I'm a big believer
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of all animals
have superpowers, innit?
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00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,195
You know, so like, a giraffe.
What's a giraffe's superpower?
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- It can stretch its neck
anywhere?
406
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,499
- Okay, it can stretch
its neck.
407
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,168
All animals have
a very special superpower
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and it is...
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- You good?
Everything okay?
410
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,913
- Are you okay?
411
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,283
[laughter]
412
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,118
- Moving necks is hard.
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00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,187
[sneezing]
- Ooh!
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00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,156
That scared me.
- Ah...
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00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,457
- Bless you!
416
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,092
- Ugh, God.
Sorry about that.
417
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,328
Sorry about that!
418
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,964
- You dropped your tissue.
419
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,298
- I'll grab it later.
Don't worry about it, love.
420
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,634
Thank you.
[coughing]
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00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,135
Whoo!
422
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,838
Is that just me?
You smell that?
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00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,874
[sniffing]
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00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,978
[tense music]
425
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,580
[sniffing]
[laughter]
426
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,650
- [clears throat]
No, I think it's actually...
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00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,619
- It's not me!
[sniffs]
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00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,523
I'm okay, right?
429
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,760
- It's you!
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00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,829
[sneezing]
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00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,332
[laughter]
432
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,600
What plant is this?
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00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,936
Because I have a feeling
this is what...
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00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,237
- Do you want us to move it?
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00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,339
[heaving]
- Oh...
436
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,041
This is what it is.
437
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,509
This is what it is.
It's this plant.
438
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,478
- Do you want us to move it?
- Oh, wait.
439
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,179
Wait one second,
let me just double check.
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00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,549
- No, don't keep smelling it!
- No, because I think it's a--
441
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,485
- Oh!
442
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,320
[coughing]
- Take it away!
443
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,788
- Take it outside!
444
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,923
- Be careful!
That's a calathea plant.
445
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,425
I've always been very allergic.
- Bad plant!
446
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,494
Why'd you do that?
- Ugh...
447
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,563
Okay.
[coughing]
448
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,265
See, now my feet are going
to get a little irritated.
449
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,701
I feel it already.
450
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,603
Do you mind?
I'm just going to really
451
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,204
quickly take my shoes off for
one second.
452
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,707
Don't mind.
- All right, don't do that.
453
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,576
- It's getting little bumps
under my feet right now.
454
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,447
Does this not happen to you
when you have allergies?
455
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,915
- No.
- No.
456
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:35,219
- I just itch my face
because it blows up.
457
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,587
- I always come very prepared
458
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,389
because I always have
so many allergies.
459
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,125
[tense music]
460
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,361
- Oh, that's terrible.
461
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,764
- [grunts]
462
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,433
We're gonna--
we're gonna keep going here.
463
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,767
One second.
464
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,202
- Oh...
465
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,271
You shouldn't cover your mouth.
It's a harmless thing.
466
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,973
It's just foot spray.
Okay?
467
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,876
Would it be terrible if I asked
you to do this for me?
468
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,778
- Oscar!
[laughter]
469
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:01,979
- Would it be terrible?
It's just a spray.
470
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,448
It's just a spray.
471
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,949
It's not going to hurt you,
love.
472
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,584
Just a very little.
473
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,353
Very, very little.
A little bit of spray.
474
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,457
A little bit of spray.
Just a little.
475
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,995
[wincing]
476
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,531
� �
477
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,967
- That's it, that's it.
Ah, good, that's it...
478
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,970
All right, one more.
One more.
479
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,772
[class groaning]
480
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,540
[laughter]
Thank you so much.
481
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,142
Actually, you know what,
it's supposed to be for feet
482
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,911
but honestly, my tongue also
gets a little bit itchy
483
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,347
and you can--look.
[all screaming]
484
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,382
This is just normal.
485
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,284
Okay, listen.
486
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,186
I'm not feeling very well
right now.
487
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,721
I just need ten seconds.
488
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,591
It's--it's going to pass
in ten seconds.
489
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,632
[grunting]
490
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,437
[snoring]
491
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,974
- What's going on?
492
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,614
- She just had
an allergic reaction.
493
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,383
- Are you okay?
- [snorting]
494
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,385
Sorry...
- Okay...
495
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,953
Okay, let's go to the nurse.
496
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,956
You know where the nurse is?
- I'll find it.
497
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,492
Okay, I'm just gonna--
498
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,894
just in case
take this to the nurse.
499
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,563
all: No, no, no!
500
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,902
- Okay, tell me what happened?
501
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,904
- So she just went around
sniffing everybody.
502
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,107
- I don't need someone going
around and sniffing me.
503
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,409
- Come on, everyone does that.
504
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,677
- So do you think
we should hire her?
505
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,679
all: No!
506
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,982
[laughter]
507
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,151
[bell rings]
508
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,153
[P.A. system chiming]
509
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,256
- Attention, students, please report to the library
510
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,991
for a special assembly.
511
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,261
Please report to the library for a special assembly.
512
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,398
- Quickly!
Quickly, quickly!
513
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,100
Good afternoon, Wilson Lions.
514
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,703
As you know, we use substitutes
all the time.
515
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:11,008
But today I understand things
may have got a little strange.
516
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,310
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,578
- Maybe we should get
an explanation
518
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,913
about what was going on?
519
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,984
[exciting music]
520
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,922
� �
521
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,490
[excited screaming]
522
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,126
- Hey, surprise!
It's me, Lilly Singh!
523
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,096
[screaming]
524
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,265
- Can you bring the young lady
in, please?
525
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,468
[applause]
526
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,706
- I'm Lilly Singh and right now
all of you are on
527
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,341
Nickelodeon's
"The Substitute."
528
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,575
all: Yeah!
529
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,745
[chanting] Lilly!
530
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,581
- She's funny, she's smart, she's a little cuckoo
531
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,717
in the class but,
like, overall--
532
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:53,684
Ah!
533
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,720
- Did you guys have fun?
all: Yes!
534
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,321
- Yes?
Your hair smells great
535
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,856
for the record.
[laughter]
536
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,593
- Hey, so should I hire her?
all: Yes!
537
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,129
- Oh!
- This is probably the craziest
538
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,598
thing that has ever happened
to me in my life.
539
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,167
- Hey, can we get a quick spray
of chakra mist?
540
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,069
- No!
[laughter]
541
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,572
- It's amazing because
I always watch
542
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,908
Nickelodeon so much.
It was awesome.
543
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,644
- I feel like we're missing
something.
544
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,779
Wait, is it okay if I add
something to this picture?
545
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,681
- Absolutely.
- Okay, hold on.
546
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,985
I'm gonna add on behalf of
myself and Nickelodeon,
547
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,523
a check for $25,000.
[cheers and applause]
548
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,258
all: Whoo!
549
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,894
[chanting] Lilly!
550
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,330
- It's always really special when I get the opportunity
551
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,931
to see my fans off screen.
552
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,733
And I think they were genuinely
excited
553
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,368
about the experience, which
makes me feel even better.
554
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,404
all: Nickelodeon!
555
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,673
- � Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick,
Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick �
556
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,174
- I'm so happy I chose
this school
557
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:51,776
and that they got this moment
558
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,078
of give back because the
students genuinely deserve it.
559
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,213
all: Yeah!
560
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,015
[shutter snapping]
561
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:00,417
[upbeat music]
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