Original subtitles

(Episode 3)

No way.

Hey, Cleaner.

Where are you, Cleaner?

Hey.

Cleaner.

Hey, Cleaner.

Are you in here?

Cleaner.

Cleaner.

Yes, what is it?

My perfume. Where is it?

I found out which hotel the Fashion Week judges...

are staying at.

The director's wife is Korean, right?

I hear they have an interest in hanboks.

Send our limited edition hanbok...

as a gift.

I found it.

You should take it to them in person.

You have to persuade them.

What is this?

What's going on?

Darn it.

What a hideous sight.

Hey.

Hey?

Did she really...

die this time?

Do you have an illness or something?

Is it contagious?

My stomach...

My stomach...

What about it?

My stomach...

My stomach...

What about your stomach?

My stomach is growling.

I'm about to die from hunger.

- My goodness. - Why were you ragged?

How can anyone have the power...

to rip their clothes to pieces?

Don't tell me...

you're...

a werewolf.

What?

Gosh, don't joke around.

It hurts!

Does it hurt a lot?

I'm very strong and have a lot of body heat.

I worked so hard at cleaning earlier,

that the heat just rose from my belly button up...

And that made my clothes...

rip to shreds.

Am I very strange?

Yes, very odd.

I should send you to NFS and have you analyzed.

Tofu soup would've been enough.

You didn't need to buy me such a fancy dinner.

I...

only eat here.

And my outfit is a bit...

What about it?

It's perfect for an unwelcomed peasant.

Why do you only eat here?

I'm sensitive, so I must be careful.

Only the chef at this hotel can cook for me.

Can't I cook for you instead?

I'll cook you three hot meals a day.

Just pay me 500 dollars more.

You'll cook for me?

I have licenses for Western, Chinese,

Japanese, and Korean cuisines.

I'm a great baker too.

And you'll save time if you eat at home.

I have a cosmetology license too.

Want me to cut your hair?

Are these legitimate licenses?

Why did you get them?

To get a job.

I wanted to get a job and become independent.

But in this wretched world,

those licenses were utterly useless.

- Congratulations on... - Congratulations on...

- returning to your home! - returning to your home!

Who says I'm leaving?

And why are you smiling about me going home?

Why are you happy as if you won the lottery?

Well, aren't you checking out...

I'm leaving only for today.

I'll be back tomorrow,

so put my things back.

That's the song from "Titanic".

I love DiCaprio, so I went the day it premiered.

He was so handsome back then.

He was an angel.

How did you watch "Titanic" in the theater?

You were a baby.

No. I was dating my tutor during high school...

I must have watched it on DVD.

I tend to like older things.

What did you do while watching DVDs with boys...

when you were in high school?

You partied hard, didn't you?

I haven't heard nagging like this in a while.

I kind of like it.

What?

These are things you must learn.

If you can't memorize them all,

you'll fail the test to become my cook.

These are all of the phobias...

that I suffer from.

Entomophobia. Fear of insects.

Alektorophobia?

Fear of live chickens?

Do these illnesses really exist?

They do.

These are my allergies.

You cannot use anything on this list.

One little mistake from you,

and a global artist may die.

It doesn't take much to become a murderer.

This is real life.

Keep that in mind.

Anyway, don't you need to go home?

No. This world is big,

but I have nowhere to go.

What about your parents?

They immigrated to the US a few years ago.

I haven't heard from them since.

Where have you been living?

I lived in Daechi-dong, but my husband...

I mean, my boyfriend...

cheated on me, so I was pretty much kicked out.

Really?

You even lived with a guy?

You were so bad that your parents ran away.

You are very impressive.

How could I let that riff-raff into my home?

I've lost my mind.

Completely.

(Resume, Min Jae Hee)

I can't use my real name.

Okay. I'll use the name I wanted to use...

if we had a second child.

(Min Ye Rin)

What do I do about my government ID number?

(Government ID number)

(Government ID number generator)

Which planet are you from?

I don't remember buying this.

Then who...

sent this to me and why?

Right at the very moment when I wanted to die?

I always returned to my original form if I slept.

Then if I fall asleep...

tonight as well...

I guess sleeping doesn't necessarily bring me back.

No!

Why are you being so loud this early in the morning?

7:12am?

Send our limited edition hanbok as a gift.

It's time.

The perfume's effect lasts...

12 hours?

That's right. I change after 12 hours.

The printout you gave me said you're allergic to...

oranges in the morning.

So I made apple-kiwi juice instead.

Did you memorize the entire printout?

Of course. 30 minutes was all I needed.

Let me hear it.

For your phobias.

Fear of germs, homeless, clusters of holes,

clowns, hornets, and relatives.

But why are you afraid of your relatives?

I hate my relatives the most.

No questions.

Keep going.

Food waste, insects, lectures, fogs, crimes,

aging, children, vomit,

blood, veins in insect wings, water,

ticking sounds of clocks, fish, balloons...

That sums up your 52 kinds of phobias.

By the way,

what happens if I violate them?

I'll get an excruciating headache, a fever,

dizziness, chest pains,

and have trouble breathing.

If neglected, I'll have a heart attack...

and die from lack of oxygen.

Now, list my allergies.

Walnuts, imported beans,

raw shrimp, chocolate,

peanuts, crabs, canned Pacific saury...

I can't believe she memorized it all.

That's it.

Did I pass?

You don't have the right papers.

I need 2 copies of your ID,

3 reference letters,

and proof of clean criminal record.

Also, your health exam record is necessary.

You never mentioned that!

Isn't it that a given?

How can I let you move in if I can't trust you?

You never intended on hiring me, did you?

Do you want to joke around with a desperate person?

Forget it.

I won't take this stupid job.

[Kocowa Ver] KBS2 E03 'Perfume' "E Do's New Housekeeper" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Do you have anywhere to go?

It's none of your business.

Why don't you...

stay here until you find a place?

I'll consider taking you in temporarily...

for philanthropic reasons.

Get out.

What?

I get goosebumps just looking at your face,

so get out of here right now.

You didn't do anything wrong.

Whenever I see your face,

I'm reminded of a bad memory.

I got worked up.

You can go inside to eat.

I'm okay.

I'm used to eating alone in the balcony.

I'm more comfortable here.

Why?

He says he doesn't want to eat with me.

I make him lose his appetite.

Who said that? Your ex-boyfriend?

Why did you live with such a man?

It'd take too long to explain.

I have years of experience eating alone,

so don't mind me.

I need you to do a background check for me.

Whose life are you trying to ruin this time?

You're a celebrity in Korea.

You should start to lead...

a kind and beautiful life.

How dare you...

lecture me?

You could cause an accident!

Find everything about...

this woman.

(Resume, Min Ye Rin)

It's the Falling Girl.

Didn't you want to teach her a lesson?

Did you decide to live with her?

Why would I live with her?

Would you say you live with your vacuum cleaner?

Go.

I'm going.

(A Happy School Where Dreams Grow)

Jin Kyung. Jin Kyung, Jin Kyung.

What's wrong?

Why the long face?

Did something happen?

It's nothing much.

My dad is having an affair with his colleague,

and my mom ran away from home.

I don't know if she's dead or alive.

That's about it.

Gosh.

You must feel really down right now.

What's the point of talking about it?

Come on.

All the more reasons why...

you should take in some human vitamin.

Because I love you, babe

Because I need you, babe

You're the only one

In my eyes

- Yoon Min Suk, - Yoon Min Suk,

- you're in my heart! - you're in my heart!

I long to cry

Because I long

(Yoon Min Suk)

Isn't Min Suk so cool?

- Yes! - Yes!

We'll now draw three people...

to give them life-size Min Suk pillows!

That's crazy. This is so awesome.

Row M.

Seat number seven.

(Row M, Seven)

You can't just leave.

This is a rare chance.

You should make eye contact.

Give that to her later.

What's your dream?

I don't know yet.

I want to get into Seoul National University.

You must be a model student,

although you look like you could be a model.

It's not fair, you're not even his fan.

Hey,

give me that pillow.

I can't.

You're so mean.

You're cold-hearted.

Hey.

I'm going to give it to my mom.

That's ridiculous.

I mean it. I mean it!

This is the only picture of Mom...

I have.

Ever since she gained weight,

she didn't want to take any pictures.

Is she really a human?

I'm sorry.

This is why I couldn't invite you to my house.

Her husband looks down on her,

and her daughter finds her embarrassing.

That must be why Mom got into idols.

They're like her refuge.

Despite that,

she never got to go see Min Suk...

performing live, or go to his fan meetings.

Dad and I...

trampled on her self-esteem.

I guess she didn't have the courage...

to be in public.

Why am I crying?

Hey.

I'll give you Min Suk socks and all the snacks.

Take them to your mom.

- Really? - Yes.

Bye.

Out of the many rookie models,

you beat the odds...

and were picked to walk for...

Chang Kwang Hyo's 2012...

Spring and Summer collection.

Congratulations.

Do you feel sick?

No.

- Are you okay? - I'm okay.

I'll do my best...

to protect you...

and our baby inside of you.

Your dream and everything you lost because of me...

I'll make up for it for the rest of my life.

Jae Hee.

I really love you.

Will you marry me?

I don't want to lose it this time.

For the last time, even if it's for one day,

I want to live the life I dreamed of.

If I put on the perfume before the 12 hours is up,

I can maintain my current appearance.

I have 28ml left.

If I put on just a little,

I'll use up 0.04ml each time.

Twice a day.

That's 28.8ml a year.

(Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sept)

I may be able to make it last a full year.

However,

there's no way I can enjoy this...

without paying some sort of a price for it.

Once I finish this miracle perfume,

I will face death?

I'll die if I use up the perfume?

I was trying hard to die.

A predetermined death is a gift.

I have one year left.

I'll fulfill my dream...

and leave this world with no regrets.

It's for my modeling audition, so do it right.

Make my legs look 2m long.

Take it from below.

Okay.

Make my head look tiny. Okay?

Why don't you try becoming a model?

You have a good look.

What are you doing?

You're allergic to imported beans.

I'm making tofu with domestic soybeans.

Do people actually make tofu at home nowadays?

I do.

I made tofu and acorn jelly at home...

for my family.

What? But why?

Why did you do that?

I don't know.

I guess I wanted to be Superwoman...

who does everything well.

I thought I'd be valued if I did.

So? Were you valued?

Not at all.

I was treated like a slave girl...

and was thrown out as you can see.

Time-slip?

Is she from the Joseon Era?

No. Then she couldn't know Western cuisine.

Seriously.

What is her deal?

I'm going to run to the supermarket.

At this hour?

I'll take a taxi.

Get in.

It's so crowded.

My gosh.

- It's so cramped. - Stop pushing.

What...

Seriously.

Why won't it close?

Where are you going?

Why are you getting out?

I'd feel better if I got out.

What are you talking about?

Knock knock.

Get out. You got in last.

Should we check the camera footage?

I guess this man...

is better than I thought.

Is this a wild flounder?

I can't believe a supermarket carries it.

Do your parents have a sushi restaurant?

How does someone so young...

know what's wild?

I know. How do you know things like that?

Why wouldn't I know? It has a tiny mouth,

and its eyes are shifted to the right.

And stone flounders are bumpy,

but this one's smooth.

It's super fresh. Want to see for yourself?

Are you insane?

How many times must I tell you?

I said no disgusting circles like that.

This place is filled with scary circles.

Why did you come?

Do you think I wanted to come?

I have a fear of violent crimes, so I had to.

What if you get abducted, raped, or murdered?

I'd take the fall for it.

- Can I try some? - Try it.

Should we get some?

Then...

Oh my gosh!

Rapist!

What?

Rapist! Rapist.

Rapist!

Rapist!

Rapist...

Rapist! Rape...

Where's the rapist?

There.

There?

That woman running away is the rapist?

Yes.

Are you insane?

Are you kidding me?

Are you covering it up...

after doing something to her?

But...

Did you see what happened?

What...

(Episode 4 will air shortly.)

(Episode 4)

I never want to see you again.

That will never happen again.

I must've been crazy for a moment.

You know I have nowhere to go.

Please forgive me just this once.

To be honest,

just a kiss isn't that much of a big deal.

Do you know how people started to kiss?

Back in prehistoric times,

men checked the inside of women's mouths...

to see if they ate food while they went hunting.

They say that changed to become kissing.

That's the true meaning of kissing.

It's just that for us too.

Can't we get over this and think that we did that?

Please?

Sadly, we're in the 21st century.

And among the people in the 21st century,

and I'm one of the top...

0.1 percent intelligent people.

So you should do such vulgar things...

to prehistoric men.

Why did I think of something so disgusting?

Get out. Get out of my head now!

What is this?

What should I eat?

Do you enjoy sleeping outside? Are you a beggar?

Give me money if you pity me.

The green drinks in the fridge.

Which one should I drink first?

The one in the front.

Drink the blue one next tomorrow morning.

Vertebrate of Mammalia, Carnivora, Canidae.

Go away.

Go away.

Dog.

Doggy alert.

Doggy alert.

What was that earlier? Why did you kiss me?

Well, I...

I was too surprised to see my husband there.

What?

You didn't just live with a man, but got married?

No. Of course not.

It wasn't my husband. Well...

I suddenly...

wanted the lips of a man.

I yearned for it so much that I just...

- What? - I'm like that.

I'm the spirit of hot sexual instincts.

I burn hot like a volcano.

My temperature is about 1,100°C.

Go away. If you ever touch me again,

I'll hire killers to get you.

I have no choice since you don't like it that much.

I'll restrain myself no matter what.

I'll do my best to restrain myself.

Add that to the list of my fears.

Fear of sudden kisses.

Then did you always kiss after asking your girl...

when you were dating until now?

Of course. That's common manners.

"I will now put my lips..."

"over your lips."

Like this?

Yes, it was like that.

Since we're in the mood,

let's start kissing.

It may get rough, so brace yourself.

Okay. Here I go.

You lustful succubus.

That's sexual harassment.

Do you want to get kicked out again?

That woman must be possessed.

She can't be like that otherwise.

I'll be working late. I don't need you...

to cook for tonight.

What? You'll pack dinner?

An extra 100 dollars? Are you crazy for money?

Forget it.

I want roasted abalones. They must be natural.

Choi Young Im said this.

"The taurine in abalones helps the liver..."

"and enhances eyesight." That's what she said.

That's why abalones are good for nighttime work.

But you're forbidden to use butter.

Who is Choi Young Im?

She's my late grandmother. She studied cooking.

Yes. A drop of truffle oil when it's done.

You know how to eat it, right?

Whose call are you enjoying so much?

It's none of your business.

The muse of E Do has been decided.

- Who is it? - You just have to do it.

It was decided by a customer vote.

Why aren't you answering and keep adding things?

(Yoon Min Suk)

I will never accept this.

Just hand out gifts to the attendants,

- and forget about this. - How can we do that?

His manager called after seeing the voting.

He's coming here now.

What? That jerk is coming? My gosh.

What is that?

Yoon Min Suk's fans must be here already.

Some people spent over 10,000 dollars...

to get a chance to vote for our event.

They're insane.

I won't accept this before I die.

Those people out there are people...

who will kill you immediately.

I'm sorry. Please move aside.

Please move aside. I'm sorry.

- He's so handsome. - Thank you.

- My gosh. - You're so handsome.

Thank you for cheering me like this.

But this will take a while.

Don't wait for long, go and eat.

You know I get sad if you starve, right?

Do you think I'll let your shabby body...

wear clothes that I made?

In your dreams.

Wasn't it decided already?

I think my new drama will also be a big hit.

Cheer up. I'm just trying to help you.

Why would I ask for help from someone like you?

You must be joking. Are you gambling?

Do you need money? Why are you obsessed...

with just a commercial? How much do you want?

Write your bank account here, and get out.

This won't do you any good.

I have many things.

For example,

I know your ugly past.

If that gets released,

you'll want to kill yourself.

There's a limit to my patience.

Look forward to it.

I'll raise your sales a lot.

The thing obese people fear the most outside...

is the stairs.

My steps are light.

I feel like I can fly away.

I can't even guess how this miracle...

will end for me,

but today,

I want to simply enjoy this lightness.

[Kocowa Ver] KBS2 E04 'Perfume' "E Do Refuses to Work with Min Suk" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Who is it?

Mom!

Mom!

I think you should try it on a few times.

Hey. Why are you acting like we're strangers?

You seem so distant.

Smile.

You look prettiest when you smile.

Please wait in the VIP room.

Hey...

I'm sorry.

Min Suk! Is that really you?

I've had you on my wall for five years,

and I finally get to meet you.

I heard you look better in person.

Your beauty is making me go blind.

I haven't seen you before.

Are you one of their models?

- Are you new? - What?

Yup.

You're tough.

Is it a trend to speak informally right away?

- Do you know who I am? - Naturally.

Yoon Min Suk.

Birthday, May 7.

Blood type, AB.

You're really funny.

Hey, Food Girl.

What are you doing? Get over here!

- Yoon Min Suk! - Yoon Min Suk!

- Milky white skin... - Milky white skin...

- Yoon Min Suk! - Yoon Min Suk!

- We love you, - We love you,

- Yoon Min Suk! - Yoon Min Suk!

I can't believe there are...

so many crazy human beings...

who love anything with a working brain.

Four million years...

of evolution, and this is what we have?

Homo sapiens are done for.

We'll become extinct in no time like this.

We don't stand a chance.

You!

- Yes, sir. - Interfering with...

another's performance...

of his or her duties with wicked pranks...

is a violation of the law.

Call the police right away...

and report those loud, wicked human beings.

Tell them to arrest them all.

Yes, sir.

Wicked things.

Here you go.

I feel terrible about delivering...

such tragic news.

What?

The woman you're looking for...

She's up there now...

She died yesterday.

(Death Certificate, Min Ye Rin)

Hold on.

Are you sure this is the ID number I gave you?

She was in a big car accident three months ago.

She was in a coma until now...

and died last night.

Is the person you're looking for...

your runaway daughter?

What was that?

They still ID me when I go clubbing.

I can't even buy alcohol with this face!

You don't know anything.

I see.

What kind of a reaction is that?

Give me a break.

Min Ye Rin is alive and well at Mr. Seo's place,

but she was in a car accident?

That makes no sense.

Does that mean...

Ye Rin stole someone else's ID number?

Hey.

What was that?

I said to stay in the car, you idiot!

Go find it!

Gosh.

The crazed fans broke into the van.

What? What did they take?

I took everything else out of the van,

but the script for the new drama is gone.

I'll go back to the studio tomorrow...

and get you a new one.

Are you stupid?

All of my notes are in that script.

I can't do without it. Go find it now.

Oh no. The perfume.

I need to put on the perfume.

- Oh no. - Hey.

Ye Rin!

Ye Rin! We need to talk!

Can't she hear me?

Why won't she come out?

Oh my gosh.

Hello.

Hello.

Thank you for your hard work.

Why won't she come out?

Ye... Ye Rin! I'm coming in!

Don't be scared.

I'm inside, okay?

Look. I need to ask you something, okay?

Oh my gosh. Why isn't she here?

Where did she go?

Hey. Look at this. This is awesome.

It says he's going to make an angry face...

when he says this line.

(Angry face)

This shows our top world star's...

super dedication.

He has terrible handwriting.

But even that's super cute!

What's with that dinosaur?

Oh no.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Repeat loudly after me.

Crazy fandom isn't love.

Begin.

- Crazy fandom isn't love. - Crazy fandom isn't love.

Louder.

- Crazy fandom isn't love. - Crazy fandom isn't love.

- Crazy fandom isn't love. - Crazy fandom isn't love.

- Crazy fandom isn't love. - Crazy fandom isn't love.

Is crazy fandom not love?

Quiet.

I ran into...

some crazed fans...

so I retrieved this.

My goodness, did you?

They're scary. Are you hurt anywhere?

I'm fine.

I don't lack strength.

You have such skinny arms.

How could you be strong?

Thank you.

You're Min Ye Rin, right?

I'm not just saying this. I'll really remember you.

You should quickly become a famous model...

and stand on the finale for Fashion Week.

But I heard Seo E Do...

call you Food Girl earlier.

Why did he call you that?

I'm not sure. Why did he call me that?

Is it because I look like I cook well?

That's not right.

I think men who always complain about food...

are the worst.

They're so obsessed with food.

I know, right?

Look at her. She's definitely not normal.

Where are you? Did you investigate her?

Gosh, did you forget who I am?

I'm Park Joon Yong, the best investigator.

I'm investigating every detail about her.

Just wait to get surprised.

Yes. Surprise.

That was very manly.

(Min Jae Hee)

(Min Jae Hee)

I heard that CEO Seo...

came back home from staying at hotels.

I came because it seemed suspicious.

Why is a young girl serving a single man?

Don't misunderstand this.

There's nothing going on between me and CEO Seo.

Don't worry. Nobody who knows Seo E Do...

won't get any ideas like that.

To be honest,

I'm a sad person who has nowhere to go right now.

Anyway,

I wanted to meet you, Director Han.

Why?

I want to become a model.

Becoming a model was my one and only dream.

You fell asleep on the runway,

but you want to become a model again?

That day,

I was so exhausted and upset.

I took drugs to kill myself.

But I happened to enter a fashion show,

and I recovered my forgotten dream.

I may not be much,

but I began to have hope...

that I can achieve that if I do my best.

That's why I got the will to keep on living again.

Take off your clothes.

What?

You said you wanted to become a model.

I should at least see your body.

There's a new model audition...

at our agency next week.

Try signing up for it.

There's no special treatment.

Try to climb up as high as you can...

on your own.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Min Ye Rin?

(New Model Audition)

You sneaky cat.

How dare you do this behind my back?

Gosh, you said you never wanted to be a model.

I'm just doing it for fun because you're doing it.

I feel bad luck.

It will be embarrassing if you pass and I fail.

My gosh. Why is Jin Kyung here?

Excuse me.

(Mom)

Mom?

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Hey, Cleaner.

(Perfume)

An unexpected meeting caused this to my life.

Min Ye Rin, who are you?

I don't have much time left.

I want to spend that time meaningfully.

This is impossible. This is her 20 years ago?

How dare you wear at this? Who do you think you are?

No. Seo E Do doesn't even bother people he hates.

Couldn't you just be fair about the evaluation?

Do you think I'm that much of a helpless, cheap case?

What should I say? Strangely,

it felt like that outfit was made for me.

What? Why did you return to drive me crazy again?