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www.titlovi.com
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Ramona...
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You're a really good dancer!
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It's probably the drink talking,
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but I've had a crush on you
since, like... forever.
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Huh?
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Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you.
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Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you!
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Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you!
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Ha ha, you're very funny.
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Ramona...
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Check it out, dumb ass!
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Take a couple of puffs of this,
and you're set.
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It'll totally calm your nerves.
You'll feel...
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...splendider!
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- I don't... I don't know about that.
- Dude!
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Have a little faith in your brother.
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Wait a minute!
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There could be cops in the audience
or even worse, children.
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So we totally were not doing drugs!
We were...
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you know... eating bananas.
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This is some good banana right here.
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Alright, dude.
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You're ready.
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This is the night you hook up with her.
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So, there I go, walking over to her,
full of confidence
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and a hefty amount of booze.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Wanna... wanna dance?
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With you?
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My dance moves
really attracted her attention.
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Whatever...
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Unfortunately!
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Things were going well,
but fate reared its ugly head.
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All that getting my groove on,
combined with being nervous and drunk,
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had one extra effect...
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In that exact moment
I really had to go take a leak!
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- Anything wrong?
- No, I don't have to go.
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You don't have to go where?
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Nowhere, just...
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Just sit tight, okay. Just... there.
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Holy shit!
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Hey! Hey! How is it all going?
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I just need to step in
and brush up a bit.
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Well... Probably not...
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Why?
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Well, cause... you know.
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Out of my way, I'm gonna be sick!
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Holy shit!
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Yo! Check this shit out!
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No, literally, come check
this literal shit
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which Andrei just literally took!
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John!
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Oh, my God!
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Nope, that was not God's work.
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And that, my friends,
was a truly shitty first date.
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They say a real man knows
how to deal with his problems.
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So I turned to Mommy.
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Mom?
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Was Dad successful with the girls?
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Oh, yes!
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Too successful for his own good.
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Stop honking, you fucker!
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I'll come and shove
that fucking horn up your ass! Fuck!
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Fucking stop honking that fucking horn!
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Fuck you too! Fuck you!
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I hope you never fucking get
an erection, you asshole!
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Hello there, Mrs. Alfred!
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Take it easy on the cigarettes, Alin!
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I don't want you being a bad influence
on my Andrei.
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So?
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Is your mom gonna let you come
to the party tonight?
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Actually, she agreed
that I can come by your place
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and... study.
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Say... Clever!
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You're not such a dumb cow after all.
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- Do you wanna suck on my titty?
- Yeah. Yeah, just like a little...
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Believe me, this wasn't even
the weirdest thing I did in this costume.
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So...
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You gonna hook up with her?
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I'm way past that.
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Besides, everybody is looking at me like
I'm the guy who took the dump last time.
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Nobody remembers that.
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Yeah. Do you remember?
Oh, my God!
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You walk up to her, you grab her hand.
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You ask her to dance.
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You pretend to be interested in whatever
bullshit she spews, and you fuck her!
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Have you ever fucked a virgin?
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- No!
- No! Have you?
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Not yet, but...
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What is he doing?
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Wow, I looked like
I was jacking off angels.
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Hey...
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- Hey...
- What you pointing at?
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The... sky, it seems.
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Your hands okay?
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Ah, yeah, yeah, no... they're okay.
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They're very fine... fine hands. Just...
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Relax.
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Oh, shit!
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You're cute.
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How you doing?
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- You're doing great.
- Oh, thanks.
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So... Listen, there's something
I want to tell you.
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Follow me.
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Go!
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I know you're in love with me.
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Me? No way.
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Shh! I think it's cute.
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A lot of guys have been crazy for me,
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but you've literally been mad for years.
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Well, yeah.
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I know what you want!
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Yeah, I love you.
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But I'm... I...
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I... Look, I'm...
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I'm... not like the other guys.
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No, don't blow it, man.
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But I'm not that shallow
to just want to have sex with you.
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It's not called being shallow,
it's called not being stupid.
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I want a relationship.
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Say what?
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What?
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Something that...
that lasts into all of eternity.
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- And...
- Shh! What the fuck?
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Are you serious?
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Ah, yeah... what the fuck?
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In what relationship? Look...
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I'm the hottest girl at school
and you're... you.
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Stop being silly.
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Sorry, guy in the fourth row.
No boobies for you.
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Rather than have you for one night
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and then lose any chance
of having you forever...
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I'd rather not have you at all.
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I just nutted
when your boobs touched my chest.
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God, you're a fucking moron!
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Wow, twice!
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I'm giving you what any guy would kill
to have and you say "No thanks"?
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Fuck you!
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I think I just made
the biggest mistake of my life.
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Isn't that what your mom said
when you were born?
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Cut it out, dumb ass!
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I meant Ramona.
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Ah, yeah.
I'd move out of town if I were you.
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Maybe even the city.
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The town is the city, you fuckwit.
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I just can't have sex with a girl
if we're not in a relationship.
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- You wanna do it or should I?
- Oh, you've known him longer.
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Alright.
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Listen, motherfucker!
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I would take a science test every day
for the rest of my life
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just to smell that pussy!
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Yeah, well, maybe I'm dumber.
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Forget about it.
You made the right call.
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Ramona means more to you
than just a one-night stand.
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I was good.
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Ramona was now Silviu's girlfriend,
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giving me the perfect excuse
to forget about her.
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Day after day
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and I couldn't believe Silviu
hadn't been hit by a truck
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or struck by lightning or something.
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Shut up, dude!
In life it's always better to be honest.
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Yes, if you're retarded.
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Because retarded people don't understand
the concept of getting away with lies.
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Come on, finish my homework.
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- Please, I...
- No, no. Finish it now.
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- Faster!
- Okay.
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Silviu, we need to talk.
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Make it fast,
I'm busy with my math homework.
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Here's the thing...
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I know Ramona only hooked up
with you to get back at me...
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- My God...
- I think you can tell that as well.
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It's like he's breaking up with him.
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...for the sake
of our long-lasting friendship,
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I think you'd agree
that you should break up with her.
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What did you say?
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Yeah, it's only fair for you to not be
caught between me and Ramona
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just so that she can make me jealous.
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So I'm just a loser
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and there's no way
she can actually be into me, right?
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No, what I meant to say...
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What? That you're better than me?
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No, I just don't want you to get hurt.
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Hey, babe, check this little shit out.
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He says you only got with me
to get back at him.
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- What?
- Is that true?
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I don't know what he's talking about.
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I've had a crush on you
ever since I saw you.
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Ramona, let's be honest.
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The best thing in life
is to be honest, right?
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It's better that you confess to Silviu now
that you got mad at me because...
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I didn't want to have sex with you
that night
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and that is why you're doing all of this.
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You must be out of your mind.
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Silviu is the only man
I would ever want to...
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make love to.
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Bitch!
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And by the way...
I didn't want Silviu to know,
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but could you please stop texting me
in the middle of the night?
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- What?
- I'm really not interested.
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You're texting my girl
in the middle of the night?
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- No, she's lying!
- So you're calling my girlfriend a liar!
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If I didn't say no to her, she wouldn't
even be your fucking girlfriend!
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Shit!
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Told you so.
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If you've got a girl pregnant,
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I swear I will break your neck, her legs
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and raise the child as my own!
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It's not that big a deal.
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Why didn't you say so?
Scaring me like that.
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Then what's the matter?
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You know that girl Ramona that I like?
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Well, the thing is...
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She's pregnant, I knew it!
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I swear I will break your neck!
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Mom! No one is pregnant.
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It's just that...
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I like her.
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A lot.
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But she's hooked up with Silviu.
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And she did it just to make me mad!
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- Why would you get mad?
- Well...
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...because I refused to have sex
with her.
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- What... with Silviu?
- No, Mom! With Ramona!
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Well, good then.
That was very wise of you to do that.
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You know what sex is, right?
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- The fastest way to get a girl pregnant!
- Yeah...
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...but now I feel like I let her down.
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Honey, you're still young.
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You have absolutely no idea what it
takes to actually disappoint a woman.
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But believe me,
between now and your fifties,
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you're gonna have so many women
to disappoint. It's fantastic.
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Thanks for the confidence boost.
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You know what you actually need?
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A break.
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I was embarrassed and tired,
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but worst of all I was on vacation
with my mom.
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But that all changed the moment
I laid my eyes upon... her!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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Never seen a lobby before?
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Our room is upstairs!
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Yeah, right.
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You go. I wanna check out the place.
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, guys, have a safe travel.
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Hey!
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Listen. Do you know the girl
at the front desk?
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I'm... I'm asking for a friend.
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Forget about her.
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That girl is shady, man.
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I heard she is into...
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Video chat!
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God!
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That is... that is preposterous.
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- So can you introduce me to her?
- Sure.
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Yo, Blondie, this guy likes you!
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It's all arranged, sir.
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Now that I had my intro,
259
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,796
it was time to use
my gold medal pick-up line on her.
260
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,963
Hey, pretty!
261
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:24,380
Do you believe in love at first sight?
262
00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:28,088
In case you were wondering
how I was still a virgin...
263
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,837
That's how.
264
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:37,420
What I meant to say is that you are the
most beautiful woman in the whole hotel,
265
00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:41,546
a title which you share with my mother,
whom I love,
266
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,755
even when she dresses just like me.
267
00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:56,755
Congrats! You've earned the chance
to ask me my name.
268
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,254
So... What is your name?
269
00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:03,963
Anemona. Pleased to meet you.
270
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,838
Andrei.
271
00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:10,463
And I would very much like
to take you out.
272
00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,546
Sorry for wasting your time.
273
00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:21,296
You can take me for a walk
on the beach.
274
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,088
So...
275
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,130
What do you do
when you're not working here?
276
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,338
I go to college.
277
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,463
Right, because...
278
00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:52,587
the guy at the bar actually told me
279
00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:55,671
you do video chat?
280
00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,338
The guy at the bar
has been hitting on me all summer.
281
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:02,504
You know what guys are like.
282
00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:05,338
If a girl says no, she's suddenly a slut.
283
00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:07,795
That's not true.
284
00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:10,296
Except for Ramona, that slut!
285
00:22:11,921 --> 00:22:13,130
Anyway...
286
00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:18,421
I think my mom would rather me be doing
video chat than working in a hotel.
287
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,463
Weird.
288
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,880
Listen, you should know that...
289
00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:36,505
I have a boyfriend.
290
00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,921
I don't want you to get the wrong idea,
just...
291
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,212
Let's just enjoy the night and that's all.
292
00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:46,213
Yeah.
293
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,380
I'd still like to know more about you.
294
00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:01,380
So... what does your dad do?
295
00:23:02,338 --> 00:23:04,088
Everything but mind us.
296
00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:07,255
Sounds like he could be my dad.
297
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,713
Maybe we're brother and sister.
298
00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:13,338
Like Cersei and Jaime?
299
00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:16,880
Then this would be a really weird date.
300
00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:19,171
So it is a date!
301
00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:25,880
Well, you know...
Dates usually end with a kiss.
302
00:23:31,713 --> 00:23:33,505
Only if you impress the girl.
303
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,921
We're already in the moonlight.
304
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,088
You've got the sea over here.
305
00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:45,963
What else would you want?
306
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,671
A serenade?
307
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:52,546
Really?
308
00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:16,713
Wise men say
309
00:24:18,755 --> 00:24:24,338
Only fools rush in
310
00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:32,338
Shall I stay
311
00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:38,838
Would it be a sin?
312
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:46,254
If I can't help
313
00:24:46,255 --> 00:24:52,671
Falling in love with you
314
00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:58,588
Like a river flows
315
00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:01,713
Surely to the sea
316
00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:05,379
Darling, so it goes
317
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:11,505
Some things are meant to be
318
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,880
Take my hand
319
00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:28,879
That one kiss from her gave me
a pocket rocket so strong
320
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,588
I could've karate chopped
a board in half with it!
321
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,337
I regret nothing.
322
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,213
Who the fuck is Rien?
323
00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:10,380
Warm up the machine.
324
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,796
Failure to properly warm up the engine
325
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,630
and various other
machine components
326
00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:21,712
can result in a decrease in service life
of the machine.
327
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,171
Or in malfunctions.
328
00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,962
In winter, run the engine
for at least five minutes
329
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,546
for proper warm up.
330
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,379
Then, run the engine at a low speed
331
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:36,254
without a load to warm up
the hydraulic oil
332
00:26:36,255 --> 00:26:38,546
and other machine components.
333
00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:40,838
Keep the engine clean!
334
00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:45,004
Dead leaves, paper dust
and oil stains
335
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,837
on and around the engine
336
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:49,255
can catch fire.
337
00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:54,088
Remove all such debris
before commencing operation.
338
00:27:18,963 --> 00:27:21,462
Wait a minute,
I can't show you this part.
339
00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,713
There are children in the audience,
for crying out loud!
340
00:27:24,963 --> 00:27:29,963
But I swear it was as sweet
and delicious as a heavenly dessert.
341
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,629
You know that moment
342
00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:37,255
when you dip
your finger into the honey jar,
343
00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:41,421
and it's so warm and sticky.
344
00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:43,755
You can't get enough.
345
00:27:46,588 --> 00:27:52,130
Or when you're enjoying
a fluffy juicy cake
346
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,796
and it just melts into your mouth.
347
00:27:58,171 --> 00:28:02,171
Then, you feel like going
for the cupcakes.
348
00:28:03,171 --> 00:28:06,213
And you play
with those perfect cherries.
349
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:12,380
Not too big, not too small...
just right.
350
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,212
Something serious must've happened
351
00:28:22,213 --> 00:28:24,754
if she was calling me
that late at night.
352
00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:26,920
But then I decided to look
on the bright side:
353
00:28:26,921 --> 00:28:28,213
Maybe she was dying.
354
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,755
Now, where were we?
355
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,837
Oh, yeah!
The grand finale,
356
00:28:37,838 --> 00:28:40,005
when you top it off with champagne.
357
00:28:40,713 --> 00:28:42,005
Lots of champagne.
358
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,421
Especially if
the bottle's not been shaken in awhile.
359
00:28:50,838 --> 00:28:51,838
Lower...
360
00:28:53,838 --> 00:28:54,921
Lower...
361
00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:00,963
Do it!
362
00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,380
Do what?
363
00:29:05,505 --> 00:29:07,213
Holy... Mom!
364
00:29:08,255 --> 00:29:11,046
- What time is it?
- 10 a.m.
365
00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:15,880
Come on, get dressed,
we're missing out on tan-time.
366
00:29:18,796 --> 00:29:20,505
Just let me freshen up a bit.
367
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:26,920
I really wanted Anemona to like me
in daytime as well.
368
00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:30,463
So I needed
a little bit of maintenance.
369
00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:33,838
I styled my hair.
370
00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,171
Brushed my teeth.
371
00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:41,213
Heck, I even showered!
372
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,879
It was pretty obvious
that I was in a great mood,
373
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,213
but what's up with my mom?
374
00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,880
Why is she so upbeat and cheerful?
375
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,671
Hey, dude, guess what?
376
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:07,545
I just had a date with Anemona
last night.
377
00:30:07,546 --> 00:30:10,713
And I fucked your mother last night.
378
00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:18,088
Mom?
379
00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:22,880
I don't wanna know.
380
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,712
You met someone last night,
didn't you?
381
00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:28,170
Actually, I did.
382
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:29,463
Someone I like...
383
00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:33,755
I knew it.
384
00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,380
But it's okay.
385
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,255
- As long as you're happy.
- No, Mom. Not him.
386
00:30:44,005 --> 00:30:45,546
It's alright, Andrei.
387
00:30:46,963 --> 00:30:48,671
At least you can't get him pregnant.
388
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,088
Anemona!
389
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:00,921
What's wrong?
390
00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:03,796
- They fired me.
- What?
391
00:31:04,838 --> 00:31:08,046
My supervisor came to me this morning
and said I was fired.
392
00:31:12,713 --> 00:31:14,171
She saw you leaving my room.
393
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,588
It's all my fault.
394
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:27,088
It could have been anyone.
395
00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:30,463
Okay, there's a reality check!
396
00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:37,629
So what now?
Why are you all packed?
397
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,963
Because it's over for me here.
398
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,338
My boyfriend is coming
to pick me up soon.
399
00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:48,546
He can't see us together, you know?
400
00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:52,255
And the hits just keep on coming.
401
00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,421
I just wish we had
a little more time together.
402
00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:03,129
Alright, man up, show some grit!
403
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,713
I don't want you to go.
404
00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,296
Please don't go.
405
00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:14,963
Apparently, my flair for the dramatic
outweighs my toughness.
406
00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:17,171
It came out like a flood!
407
00:32:17,755 --> 00:32:20,629
You know what?
Fuck that, it's my story!
408
00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:22,337
It was raining hardcore!
409
00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:25,005
It was raining
like the great flood was coming!
410
00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:31,129
We'll keep in touch.
411
00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,963
- I'll come visit.
- No!
412
00:32:34,296 --> 00:32:35,546
You can't, Andrei.
413
00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:38,338
You live at the other end of the country.
414
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,130
This...
415
00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:41,755
Us...
416
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,963
it would never work.
417
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,838
Why fool ourselves?
418
00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:56,296
It's... It's from the rain.
419
00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,005
Hey...
420
00:33:02,671 --> 00:33:05,379
If what happened between us
was meant to be,
421
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,296
I'm sure we'll meet again.
422
00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:10,630
I have faith in these kind of things.
423
00:33:12,005 --> 00:33:14,879
Just because a story
doesn't have a happy ending,
424
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,338
doesn't mean that it's over.
425
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,671
I take you to the beach to cheer you up
and you leave here even more depressed?
426
00:33:45,338 --> 00:33:49,295
You're being silly, Andrei! Besides,
I don't even think he's that great a guy!
427
00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:52,046
Mom! She's a girl!
428
00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:54,505
Her name is Anemona
429
00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:58,295
and she is the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
430
00:33:58,296 --> 00:34:00,420
Oh, yeah? That's funny.
431
00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:01,920
I was under the impression
432
00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:04,241
that your mother was
the most beautiful woman in the world.
433
00:34:04,755 --> 00:34:07,130
- What about Ramona?
- What do I care?
434
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:11,170
All I want right now is to be
with Anemona and no one else.
435
00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:15,213
Well, good for you! That's my boy!
436
00:34:16,171 --> 00:34:20,379
I'm glad I raised me a boy who knows
exactly what he wants in life.
437
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:21,921
That's good!
438
00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:28,546
Yeah, great...
439
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,795
On second thought, I need you
to drop me off at Ramona's
440
00:34:32,796 --> 00:34:34,921
- as soon as we get there!
- What the fuck?!
441
00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:42,380
Hi there, I'm Andrei,
Ramona's classmate.
442
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,046
Is your daughter home?
443
00:34:45,838 --> 00:34:47,213
Ramona is my sister.
444
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,421
I may be older, but I'm not her mother!
445
00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:53,005
God! Come in.
446
00:35:07,713 --> 00:35:09,713
Are you... alright?
447
00:35:10,713 --> 00:35:12,296
Do I fucking look alright?
448
00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:15,004
Look at me!
449
00:35:15,005 --> 00:35:16,920
And is it alright for me
to call you like crazy
450
00:35:16,921 --> 00:35:19,879
and for you to ignore me like I'm nothing?
451
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,546
So I didn't feel like answering
my phone. Big deal.
452
00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:27,671
What, are we together all of a sudden?
453
00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,213
Or maybe you're just jealous.
454
00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:35,046
Jealous of what?
455
00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,213
I have a girlfriend now.
456
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,255
Really? What's her full name?
457
00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:46,296
I don't know it.
458
00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,463
What's her phone number?
459
00:35:50,838 --> 00:35:52,171
I don't have it.
460
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,962
Is your girlfriend your left hand?
461
00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:56,671
Fuck you! She's real!
462
00:35:58,296 --> 00:35:59,588
I just can't prove it.
463
00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:05,213
You know, that's what they say
about aliens, and God too.
464
00:36:07,171 --> 00:36:08,545
You're just jealous.
465
00:36:08,546 --> 00:36:11,088
Jealous? Me?
466
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,004
Get fucking real, Andrei!
467
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,630
You're crazy about me! You always
come running like a puppy!
468
00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,712
I just have to lift my finger.
469
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,171
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
470
00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:28,295
Well, you know what?
Suck it, Ramona!
471
00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,088
I don't need you in my life!
472
00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:35,255
There are... There are thousands of girls
out there way hotter than you!
473
00:36:36,421 --> 00:36:38,213
Which I haven't met yet, it's true.
474
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,380
But I'm pretty fucking sure none of them
would treat me the way you do!
475
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:49,255
I'm just your puppy. Puppy...
476
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,255
Your puppy...
477
00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:02,588
I'm not that sorry Silviu beat you.
478
00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:06,255
I'll go to the police
479
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:09,755
and tell them you did it.
480
00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,963
I'll tell them you left these marks
on my face.
481
00:37:16,421 --> 00:37:18,380
And see how smart
you think you are then.
482
00:37:19,796 --> 00:37:20,796
Idiot.
483
00:37:25,005 --> 00:37:25,962
And fuck off!
484
00:37:25,963 --> 00:37:27,130
What happened?
485
00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:30,046
Andrei, stop being like this!
She needs you.
486
00:37:30,963 --> 00:37:33,130
You know what?
You can suck it too!
487
00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:35,671
Okay. When?
488
00:37:39,838 --> 00:37:42,796
How could I have possibly hit Ramona?
I was at the seaside.
489
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,629
Then who did?
490
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,713
Scooby-Doo!
Who do you think it was?
491
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,045
Silviu.
492
00:37:50,046 --> 00:37:53,420
Or maybe she did it to herself?
493
00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:56,337
Well, if it was Silviu,
why would she say it was you?
494
00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:58,755
Because Ramona
is the offspring of Satan, that's why!
495
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,880
What I meant to say...
496
00:38:08,546 --> 00:38:09,962
Really, Carla? Tampons?
497
00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:11,421
It's all I had to throw.
498
00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:26,921
Cut the bullshit!
499
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:29,712
You think that just because
you're not saying anything,
500
00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,005
I can't see that you're upset?
501
00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:37,171
Ramona told the school
some pretty bad lies about me,
502
00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,296
because I've been ignoring her.
503
00:38:41,005 --> 00:38:43,445
Well, that's what any girl would do
if she felt hurt by a guy.
504
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,379
It means that she cares for you.
505
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,630
Really?
506
00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:52,671
Dude, I don't get women at all!
507
00:38:54,463 --> 00:38:57,379
How come every time
I try something with a girl,
508
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,545
I end up looking like a loser?
509
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:02,463
What do you really want?
You want Ramona?
510
00:39:04,005 --> 00:39:07,921
I thought you were in love with that girl
from the beach, what's her name?
511
00:39:10,755 --> 00:39:11,838
Anemona?
512
00:39:14,296 --> 00:39:17,505
I don't have her number,
I don't have her Facebook.
513
00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:19,920
She's not to be found.
514
00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:23,295
Just because someone's not on
Facebook doesn't mean they don't exist.
515
00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,962
But they have Instagram.
516
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,255
You can't give up just because
you're afraid of failure.
517
00:39:33,421 --> 00:39:36,795
Hey, don't judge me!
I was 17 and single!
518
00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:40,171
What did you want me to use
the Internet for? Learning history?
519
00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:47,712
She forgot her wallet in my taxi
a few days back
520
00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,463
so I'm trying to give it to her in person.
521
00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:53,463
Hello?
522
00:39:54,755 --> 00:39:55,755
Hi, Anemona!
523
00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:57,755
It's Andrei.
524
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,755
I sang to you on the beach.
525
00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,255
You'll have to be more specific
than that.
526
00:40:04,921 --> 00:40:07,504
I've had lots of boys singing to me
on the beach.
527
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,296
I'm kidding, Andrei! How are things?
What's up?
528
00:40:11,463 --> 00:40:14,338
It's all good, I'm good.
529
00:40:15,255 --> 00:40:18,212
Listen, I'll be at the seaside
for a couple of days...
530
00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:23,462
and I was thinking that maybe
we can grab a coffee sometime?
531
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,170
Sure, that sounds nice.
Where are you gonna stay?
532
00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:28,712
I'll find a decent hotel.
533
00:40:28,713 --> 00:40:31,046
Nonsense! You can crash with me.
534
00:40:32,338 --> 00:40:34,420
Play hard to get.
535
00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,421
Sure.
536
00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:38,213
Sure, I... If you insist.
537
00:41:33,588 --> 00:41:35,130
Let me show you something.
538
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,880
Hey?
539
00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:58,921
Are you constipated?
540
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,380
This is so good.
541
00:42:06,171 --> 00:42:07,171
I'm coming!
542
00:42:08,088 --> 00:42:10,921
- I'm coming!
- Just hurry the hell up and get out!
543
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,921
Open the door!
544
00:42:41,088 --> 00:42:43,712
Open the door or I will break it in!
545
00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:45,545
- No, I'm gonna go.
- No, I'm going.
546
00:42:45,546 --> 00:42:47,462
- You're in the girls' bathroom.
- So what?
547
00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:49,838
- Let me go!
- I'll go. You stay here, okay?
548
00:42:50,546 --> 00:42:52,170
- You trust me?
- Yes.
549
00:42:52,171 --> 00:42:53,630
Okay, I'll go then.
550
00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:56,380
Okay.
551
00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:06,630
- Out! I wanna talk to this guy.
- I'm not leaving without him.
552
00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:10,338
Out now!
553
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,755
It's okay. I'll be fine.
554
00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:16,837
I'm only just about to be murdered,
that's all.
555
00:43:16,838 --> 00:43:20,588
Okay, little man,
I'm gonna ask you one question.
556
00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:24,713
And you better god damn well think hard
about the answer!
557
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:28,505
Were you fucking in here?
558
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:36,046
Regretfully, yes, kind sir.
559
00:43:36,838 --> 00:43:40,088
And I honestly didn't even enjoy it
all that much.
560
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,338
Man to man, I congratulate you!
561
00:43:46,046 --> 00:43:48,255
As a bouncer...
wrong motherfucking answer!
562
00:43:49,088 --> 00:43:52,755
It was at this moment that he knew.
He fucked up!
563
00:43:57,546 --> 00:44:01,630
- Ow!
- Oh, God, this is totally my fault.
564
00:44:03,546 --> 00:44:05,796
Don't worry about it. It was worth it.
565
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,462
I think I might have an idea
566
00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:15,296
that will make you feel even better.
567
00:44:23,338 --> 00:44:25,880
And that's when I understood
the meaning of life.
568
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,046
You...
569
00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:32,546
Blowjobs.
570
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:39,004
That night I helped her
with an IT problem.
571
00:44:39,005 --> 00:44:45,213
She had a beautiful pink laptop
with a very nice USB port.
572
00:44:46,755 --> 00:44:50,588
My USB stick was... average and...
573
00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:55,546
Wait a minute, it's my damn story!
574
00:44:56,546 --> 00:44:58,838
That USB stick was huge!
575
00:45:03,171 --> 00:45:08,045
I was ready to fit that huge USB
into her rear-mounted VGA,
576
00:45:08,046 --> 00:45:12,380
but yeah, she said she wasn't ready
for that quite yet.
577
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,505
So...
578
00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:21,213
Did you think about
what you're gonna tell him?
579
00:45:22,755 --> 00:45:25,005
I mean... your boyfriend.
580
00:45:26,671 --> 00:45:27,796
About us.
581
00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,046
There is no "us," Andrei.
582
00:45:36,963 --> 00:45:38,171
Say what?
583
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:46,880
I'm with Tudor and I really don't wanna
have this conversation right now.
584
00:46:03,213 --> 00:46:05,880
Can we just rewind there a little bit?
585
00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:10,838
I fell in love with you
from the first moment I saw you!
586
00:46:13,255 --> 00:46:15,005
You're a really good person, Andrei.
587
00:46:15,755 --> 00:46:17,754
I never thought I'd meet
someone like you.
588
00:46:17,755 --> 00:46:20,838
- But apparently not good enough.
- It's not that! It's just...
589
00:46:22,171 --> 00:46:27,588
I'm fucked up, okay?
You're better off, believe me.
590
00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:34,046
- Can't I be the one to decide that?
- There is nothing to decide!
591
00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:47,796
Tudor and I have been together
for a really long time.
592
00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:55,588
He is older, he is rich, he has plans.
593
00:46:58,046 --> 00:46:59,463
- He's been good to me.
- Okay!
594
00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:02,380
You can stop right there.
595
00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:08,963
I can't walk away from him.
596
00:47:17,255 --> 00:47:19,130
But you can walk away from me.
597
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,796
You can walk away from me.
598
00:47:26,046 --> 00:47:27,088
This is...
599
00:47:28,796 --> 00:47:29,796
I...
600
00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:33,546
Fuck it.
601
00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:40,630
It's how it is. Life sucks.
602
00:47:44,463 --> 00:47:46,046
Maybe you shouldn't have come here.
603
00:47:50,046 --> 00:47:52,338
Don't say that. Don't.
604
00:47:58,130 --> 00:47:59,296
This was all wrong.
605
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:07,755
But I love you.
606
00:48:08,421 --> 00:48:09,671
You have to go.
607
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,504
The only thing that she didn't realize
608
00:48:46,505 --> 00:48:51,505
was that I didn't fall in love with her
because I thought she was perfect.
609
00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:56,337
I fell in love with her
because I knew she wasn't.
610
00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:59,920
When you're young
and get kicked in the balls,
611
00:48:59,921 --> 00:49:01,087
everybody tells you,
612
00:49:01,088 --> 00:49:04,088
"Ah, you'll be fine!
You'll find a non-ball-kicker soon."
613
00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:07,337
They all tell you how it will pass,
614
00:49:07,338 --> 00:49:11,171
how it doesn't really matter
what happens right now.
615
00:49:21,088 --> 00:49:23,171
Fuck it, I always choose the wrong girls!
616
00:49:23,963 --> 00:49:26,504
One of them is fucking my best friend,
617
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,130
and the other one
has a fucking boyfriend!
618
00:49:34,088 --> 00:49:35,880
What the fuck are you looking at?
619
00:49:39,463 --> 00:49:41,963
It's nothing. It's just...
620
00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:47,087
We wanted to tell you that we found out
the truth about you
621
00:49:47,088 --> 00:49:49,921
and we totally think you're very brave.
622
00:49:50,963 --> 00:49:52,629
What the fuck are you talking about?
623
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,962
Ramona told us that Andrei didn't want
to have sex with her that night
624
00:49:56,963 --> 00:50:00,462
because he confessed
that he likes men.
625
00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:04,045
- What?
- Hey, it's okay.
626
00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,963
If that's what you all think,
then you can all suck my dick!
627
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,587
Maybe not the wisest choice of words
in this context.
628
00:50:12,588 --> 00:50:14,087
Yeah? Fuck you too!
629
00:50:14,088 --> 00:50:16,670
Again... So gay!
630
00:50:16,671 --> 00:50:19,795
If I'm gay, then you can all kiss my ass!
631
00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:20,963
Andrei, relax!
632
00:50:21,963 --> 00:50:25,546
Everything makes sense now,
and we're all okay with this.
633
00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,296
Even the teachers.
634
00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:31,338
The teachers know?
635
00:50:38,213 --> 00:50:42,921
If you ever decide to break up
with this loser, give me a call.
636
00:50:44,338 --> 00:50:45,380
Fuck off.
637
00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:48,046
You stupid jackass!
638
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,338
And you...
Stop sucking on this fucking ice cream.
639
00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:00,463
Remember this...
640
00:51:01,296 --> 00:51:04,421
If a woman gives herself to you,
641
00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:08,421
she tells you that she wants to fuck you
642
00:51:09,088 --> 00:51:12,087
and... you don't fuck her
643
00:51:12,088 --> 00:51:14,046
'cause you're...
644
00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:17,630
you're retarded or something...
645
00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:20,338
she will make you suffer.
646
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,504
Sure. Just let me press
the "go back in time" button
647
00:51:23,505 --> 00:51:24,963
and I'll totally fuck Ramona.
648
00:51:25,588 --> 00:51:27,712
What the fuck
do you want me to do now?
649
00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:30,963
Well, for starters...
Deal with that shit.
650
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:36,005
Make everybody stop thinking that
you're an insecure gay nerd and a loser.
651
00:51:36,505 --> 00:51:38,505
Hey, I am not a loser!
652
00:51:44,963 --> 00:51:47,254
So now everybody thinks that I'm gay,
653
00:51:47,255 --> 00:51:49,213
the girl I used to like
wants to make me suffer,
654
00:51:50,005 --> 00:51:51,920
the girl I love has a boyfriend...
655
00:51:51,921 --> 00:51:54,712
It's like somebody is strangling my soul
656
00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:58,379
while making me listen
to Britney Spears.
657
00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,962
Yes, horrible.
658
00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:05,963
Does life condemn us to be alone
forever if we don't want to be hurt?
659
00:52:06,713 --> 00:52:12,587
Or should we love even though we may cry
and suffer and be unhappy?
660
00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:15,755
Man, you want ketchup or mayonnaise?
661
00:52:17,796 --> 00:52:18,796
Jesus...
662
00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:24,630
How could she say I am gay?
663
00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:30,921
Apparently, the only person
who would still listen to me was Carla.
664
00:52:32,463 --> 00:52:33,588
I like women.
665
00:52:34,255 --> 00:52:38,380
I live to eat pussy.
666
00:52:42,755 --> 00:52:44,880
So you wanna...
667
00:52:48,671 --> 00:52:50,005
No, I...
668
00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:57,380
I just want to forget
about women and love.
669
00:53:05,171 --> 00:53:06,796
Well, this is interesting,
670
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,421
I have 11 fingers.
671
00:53:18,755 --> 00:53:20,130
I'm not kidding.
672
00:53:21,296 --> 00:53:26,129
Look, it's...
one, two, three, four, five...
673
00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:30,046
ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
674
00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:36,296
Five plus six equals 11.
675
00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:38,880
My math teacher
must've been very proud.
676
00:53:51,130 --> 00:53:52,171
Too much banana.
677
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,005
Stop tripping.
678
00:53:58,005 --> 00:53:59,046
I know.
679
00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:04,171
Maybe if you take off your shirt,
you'll feel better.
680
00:54:16,755 --> 00:54:18,505
Yeah, you're right.
681
00:54:20,421 --> 00:54:23,755
- I do feel better.
- Good boy.
682
00:54:24,755 --> 00:54:27,505
Now let's get rid of those trousers too.
683
00:54:29,463 --> 00:54:31,380
What's wrong with my trousers?
684
00:54:32,171 --> 00:54:35,879
I don't know,
you wanted to take off your trousers.
685
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,671
- Man, you're really high.
- No, I'm not.
686
00:54:41,213 --> 00:54:43,255
You think I don't know my own idea?
687
00:54:46,296 --> 00:54:50,254
Maybe if you lie down,
you'll feel even better.
688
00:54:50,255 --> 00:54:52,838
I don't honestly think it's such a good...
689
00:55:12,588 --> 00:55:16,837
And in that moment I finally
understood how Leo DiCaprio felt
690
00:55:16,838 --> 00:55:19,338
when he fucked... fought...
691
00:55:20,255 --> 00:55:21,630
...fought the bear!
692
00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:30,630
That was awesome!
693
00:55:32,755 --> 00:55:34,505
I'm gonna go take a shit now.
694
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:43,546
Don't worry, lover! I'll be back!
695
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,088
Lover!
696
00:55:58,671 --> 00:55:59,921
I'm coming!
697
00:56:02,588 --> 00:56:06,171
You know, maybe running away
from your problems is wrong.
698
00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:16,295
But when your problem's
a 400-pound sex-crazed hyena
699
00:56:16,296 --> 00:56:17,505
who only wants more...
700
00:56:18,171 --> 00:56:20,380
Yeah, you might wanna
keep on running!
701
00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:31,546
Good morning, sir!
I'm Captain Donger.
702
00:56:36,588 --> 00:56:38,880
Baby, are you sleeping?
703
00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:46,130
Come on, sweetie, wake up, please.
704
00:56:50,838 --> 00:56:52,045
Get up, you lazy fart!
705
00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:54,088
It's 12 o'clock, wake up already!
706
00:56:55,338 --> 00:56:56,546
That's my boy.
707
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,380
Alin's come to visit.
708
00:56:59,088 --> 00:57:02,630
And he came with the Russians?
Why the hell are you yelling?
709
00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:10,796
Andrei...
710
00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,255
I'm very sorry, but...
I have to break up with you.
711
00:57:16,796 --> 00:57:20,255
- Are you high?
- Yeah, a bit, yeah...
712
00:57:21,338 --> 00:57:22,618
...but that's besides the point.
713
00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:26,920
What the hell are you talking about?
714
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,963
Dude, we got to do something.
715
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:34,588
Last night, I was out
716
00:57:36,005 --> 00:57:39,630
talking to some chick and...
717
00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:47,463
every girl in this city thinks that I'm...
718
00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:54,505
Well, at least you didn't bone
Jabba the Hutt!
719
00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:58,296
You know what's ten times
fucking worse?
720
00:57:59,588 --> 00:58:01,255
They think I'm your boyfriend.
721
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:03,880
I feel you, bro.
722
00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:09,255
And you're right.
I hate Ramona for the whole thing,
723
00:58:10,213 --> 00:58:13,213
but last night I made up my mind.
724
00:58:13,921 --> 00:58:16,629
I am going to show her and Silviu
725
00:58:16,630 --> 00:58:19,087
that I am not the loser they think I am!
726
00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,212
Okay, you're overreacting.
727
00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:22,337
So many years,
728
00:58:22,338 --> 00:58:25,463
but today is the day I say "No more!"
729
00:58:26,046 --> 00:58:30,045
- Dude...
- I refuse to be Ramona's lapdog!
730
00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:33,295
- Hey, asshole!
- And the most important thing of all...
731
00:58:33,296 --> 00:58:37,088
I refuse to have sex
with another fat girl!
732
00:58:37,671 --> 00:58:38,962
Wait, what?
733
00:58:38,963 --> 00:58:41,545
Andrei!
734
00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:45,004
Andrei!
735
00:58:45,005 --> 00:58:49,130
Dude! Chill the fuck out, you shitheel!
736
00:58:51,421 --> 00:58:54,296
- I overreacted a bit.
- You think?
737
00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:04,338
But seriously, though,
I will have my revenge!
738
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:09,213
If I wanted to impress Ramona,
I needed a "look."
739
00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:14,380
I began hittin' the gym.
740
00:59:15,255 --> 00:59:17,254
Not for working out or anything,
741
00:59:17,255 --> 00:59:18,921
exercise is way overrated!
742
00:59:19,796 --> 00:59:22,796
I needed some badass pics
so that Ramona could see them.
743
00:59:24,213 --> 00:59:27,421
Everyone found out
that Alin and I weren't gay.
744
00:59:27,963 --> 00:59:32,046
Alin should've been tickled pink that
people thought I was his boyfriend.
745
00:59:33,088 --> 00:59:35,046
I was finally ready.
746
00:59:35,713 --> 00:59:38,962
Execute Operation Ramona!
747
00:59:38,963 --> 00:59:41,838
Hey, look who just saw my instastory.
748
01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:33,380
Ramona didn't just see me,
that "biatch" felt me!
749
01:00:52,505 --> 01:00:54,630
Hey, Andrei, how have you been?
750
01:01:01,088 --> 01:01:02,963
Don't say a word.
751
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,380
Just let me look at you for a second.
752
01:01:23,130 --> 01:01:25,921
You're still the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
753
01:01:36,963 --> 01:01:38,171
God, I missed you.
754
01:01:40,005 --> 01:01:42,088
At that moment, I was sure
755
01:01:42,838 --> 01:01:45,463
even her soul wanted to fuck me.
756
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:47,671
You look different.
757
01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:53,005
I like it.
758
01:01:53,963 --> 01:01:55,504
Of course you do.
759
01:01:55,505 --> 01:01:57,296
A little bit arrogant, don't you think?
760
01:01:58,546 --> 01:02:00,421
It's only arrogance if it's not true.
761
01:02:02,255 --> 01:02:04,296
And we both know it is true.
762
01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:12,421
Listen.
763
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,213
I got to bounce,
764
01:02:17,546 --> 01:02:19,588
but maybe come over to my house
one night,
765
01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,921
watch a movie...
766
01:02:22,546 --> 01:02:25,963
You know, Netflix and chill.
767
01:02:26,796 --> 01:02:30,171
Yeah, smooth
as a bull in a china shop.
768
01:02:31,130 --> 01:02:35,005
I don't know,
we're not that close anymore.
769
01:02:36,338 --> 01:02:37,796
And whose fault is it?
770
01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:57,755
50 Shades of Andrei!
771
01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:02,421
See you later, little goose.
772
01:03:04,338 --> 01:03:08,463
Now that I'd planted the seed
in her head, all I had to do was wait.
773
01:03:08,963 --> 01:03:14,171
If everything went as planned, maybe
I could also plant my seed in her.
774
01:03:18,046 --> 01:03:21,379
Ramona started acting differently
towards me all of a sudden.
775
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,420
You know...
776
01:03:22,421 --> 01:03:24,837
Hey! What's up?
777
01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:26,630
...like I was an actual human being!
778
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,380
Apparently, we were now on kissing
terms whenever we saw each other.
779
01:03:42,505 --> 01:03:45,005
The plan was working like a charm.
780
01:03:45,671 --> 01:03:49,045
But there was something else
I had to do first.
781
01:03:49,046 --> 01:03:50,130
You fucking pussy!
782
01:03:51,755 --> 01:03:52,838
Jesus Christ!
783
01:03:53,671 --> 01:03:56,129
What's wrong with you? Hey!
784
01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:57,295
- What?
- What?
785
01:03:57,296 --> 01:03:58,630
- What?
- Hey!
786
01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,713
Carla!
787
01:04:06,796 --> 01:04:08,630
I need to tell you something.
788
01:04:12,838 --> 01:04:14,338
Please don't eat me!
789
01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:21,338
Look, I know we haven't talked
all that much since...
790
01:04:23,046 --> 01:04:24,337
You know...
791
01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:28,379
Since you ran like a little girl
leaving me unsatisfied?
792
01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:30,880
Yeah, I think I remember.
793
01:04:32,255 --> 01:04:33,337
Well, that's the thing!
794
01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:39,296
You are the most wonderful girl
I've ever seen.
795
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,420
- Andrei, I can't believe this!
- No, no, no, just...
796
01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:45,421
Don't get me wrong!
797
01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:49,713
I enjoyed our night together,
but that's it.
798
01:04:50,588 --> 01:04:53,545
I like you more like just a friend.
799
01:04:53,546 --> 01:04:55,837
What? Come again?
800
01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:57,963
Did I just get friend zoned
by Jabba the Hutt?
801
01:05:02,296 --> 01:05:05,046
You know, it won't be easy...
802
01:05:06,671 --> 01:05:13,796
but I will try to get over
this disappointment somehow.
803
01:05:18,255 --> 01:05:19,838
But know this...
804
01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:26,588
I will never ever forget about you.
805
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:31,587
Kind of like the same way the Titanic
will never ever forget
806
01:05:31,588 --> 01:05:33,130
hitting that iceberg.
807
01:05:33,713 --> 01:05:37,255
You are so sweet, Andrei!
808
01:05:45,921 --> 01:05:46,921
Pussy!
809
01:05:50,796 --> 01:05:51,796
Bye!
810
01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,505
Guys, I know what I'm doing, okay?
811
01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,170
Hey, Silviu,
did you do your math homework?
812
01:06:20,171 --> 01:06:21,754
Let me check.
813
01:06:21,755 --> 01:06:25,546
Yo, peasant!
Did we do my math homework?
814
01:06:26,171 --> 01:06:27,546
Of course, boss.
815
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:32,171
Four pages.
816
01:06:34,671 --> 01:06:36,088
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
817
01:06:52,046 --> 01:06:53,088
Silviu!
818
01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:01,463
Yes!
819
01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,255
Yes what?
820
01:07:07,630 --> 01:07:10,005
Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend!
821
01:07:12,713 --> 01:07:14,837
What the fuck are you talking about?
822
01:07:14,838 --> 01:07:18,129
I got your flowers
and I read your note too.
823
01:07:18,130 --> 01:07:20,505
You know,
from the ninth grade I hoped...
824
01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,880
No, I knew that we would be together
one day.
825
01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:30,462
Are you high?
826
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:35,421
How the fuck do you think
you could ever be my girlfriend?
827
01:07:36,171 --> 01:07:39,130
Don't you realize that you are
as fat as a hippo?
828
01:07:40,463 --> 01:07:43,796
Get lost, bitch!
You're making me look bad.
829
01:07:44,921 --> 01:07:46,255
Really?
830
01:07:47,046 --> 01:07:50,837
But last year I was good enough
for you to lose your virginity to, right?
831
01:07:50,838 --> 01:07:51,754
What?
832
01:07:51,755 --> 01:07:53,754
I thought we agreed
not to talk about that.
833
01:07:53,755 --> 01:07:55,295
Motherfucker!
834
01:07:55,296 --> 01:08:00,962
I let you defile my sweet cherry,
and this is how you repay me?
835
01:08:00,963 --> 01:08:02,546
Fight!
836
01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:08,880
Fight!
837
01:08:16,255 --> 01:08:18,713
Shot! Headshot!
838
01:08:33,963 --> 01:08:36,505
Look at him crying like a little baby!
839
01:08:37,296 --> 01:08:38,545
The same way he did
840
01:08:38,546 --> 01:08:42,005
after we had sex
and you asked me to cuddle you!
841
01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:47,921
So, we meet tonight as planned?
842
01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,046
Wear something comfortable.
843
01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:11,045
Wow!
844
01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,796
Oh, cut it out!
845
01:09:13,296 --> 01:09:16,213
- I'm blushing.
- No, really, I'm amazed.
846
01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:19,338
This is what you understand
by "comfortable"?
847
01:09:20,088 --> 01:09:22,796
What? My outfit isn't appropriate?
848
01:09:23,213 --> 01:09:25,796
Yes, it is. For a party...
849
01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:37,296
The fuck?
850
01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,421
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
851
01:09:41,546 --> 01:09:44,838
Nothing will happen to you!
Totally got your back!
852
01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:52,963
All we have to do is climb a few stairs
and we'll arrive at our destination.
853
01:09:59,046 --> 01:10:00,755
"Climb a few stairs..."
854
01:10:01,963 --> 01:10:03,504
Are you fucking kidding me?
855
01:10:03,505 --> 01:10:06,880
What is this,
a date or the fucking Olympics?
856
01:10:14,713 --> 01:10:16,630
See? It's not that bad.
857
01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:19,713
I can barely see where I'm stepping.
858
01:10:21,921 --> 01:10:23,755
And you're staring at my ass.
859
01:10:27,255 --> 01:10:28,255
Fuck!
860
01:10:53,505 --> 01:10:55,671
I wanted to bring you
somewhere very special for me.
861
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,130
Here is where I come and read
from time to time.
862
01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:02,587
I did want to have dinner
with you tonight,
863
01:11:02,588 --> 01:11:07,087
but I figured a restaurant wouldn't be
good enough for me to tell you
864
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:11,088
that you are the most beautiful girl
in the world
865
01:11:12,796 --> 01:11:16,838
and being here, you can see yourself
the way I see you...
866
01:11:23,421 --> 01:11:25,088
above everybody else.
867
01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:41,255
Here's to... second chances.
868
01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,130
Cheers!
869
01:11:50,755 --> 01:11:52,921
Everything is starting
to make sense now.
870
01:11:55,796 --> 01:11:59,587
I'm beginning to understand
what really matters in life and...
871
01:11:59,588 --> 01:12:00,671
Me too!
872
01:12:02,546 --> 01:12:05,880
Like beer, FIFA, chocolate.
873
01:12:08,755 --> 01:12:14,630
I meant like...
protection, support, loyalty.
874
01:12:19,755 --> 01:12:21,338
I feel amazing right now.
875
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,088
I feel amazing with you.
876
01:12:34,796 --> 01:12:37,046
I feel amazing with you too.
877
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:43,505
And I also got to stare at your ass.
878
01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:02,130
You know,
879
01:13:03,213 --> 01:13:05,129
it's getting chilly outside and...
880
01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:09,005
your place is very close to here.
881
01:13:10,588 --> 01:13:12,963
You wouldn't want to catch a cold,
right?
882
01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,255
Of course.
883
01:13:17,963 --> 01:13:21,338
Maybe watch a movie, right?
884
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,255
You're all the same after all,
aren't you?
885
01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:30,796
I'm not like the other guys
and you know it.
886
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:32,588
Yeah, right.
887
01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:44,838
Guy in the fourth row,
now's the time, buddy. Enjoy!
888
01:15:27,296 --> 01:15:28,921
Nice fur!
889
01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,462
I told you I'm not like the other guys.
890
01:15:39,463 --> 01:15:42,213
Nothing will happen tonight.
Goodnight!
891
01:15:48,671 --> 01:15:50,088
Don't try this at home.
892
01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:17,963
Morning!
893
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,088
I realized that nobody cares for me
the way you do...
894
01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:37,213
and I'm sorry for all the bad things
I've done to you.
895
01:16:39,088 --> 01:16:42,213
And that was the exact moment
when Hell began to freeze over.
896
01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:53,130
All I want is another chance.
897
01:16:54,046 --> 01:16:55,755
Give us this chance.
898
01:16:56,963 --> 01:16:59,962
I know it's weird,
but I was kind of enjoying the moment.
899
01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:03,587
After all, I was in love with the girl
for practically forever,
900
01:17:03,588 --> 01:17:06,462
and now she was asking
me to be with her.
901
01:17:06,463 --> 01:17:09,171
Wow, impossible is nothing, I guess!
902
01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,587
I really want this to work between us.
903
01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,921
Me too!
Me too, and I know it will all work out.
904
01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:49,546
What's wrong?
905
01:17:58,463 --> 01:17:59,713
I have to go.
906
01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:03,088
What, now? Where?
907
01:18:03,630 --> 01:18:06,337
Please, brain,
give me a good excuse!
908
01:18:06,338 --> 01:18:07,421
Well...
909
01:18:08,671 --> 01:18:10,130
The thing is...
910
01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:14,754
I... have another girlfriend.
911
01:18:14,755 --> 01:18:15,920
Wow...
912
01:18:15,921 --> 01:18:17,546
- What?
- Fuck you, brain!
913
01:18:18,421 --> 01:18:19,541
You have another girlfriend?
914
01:18:23,130 --> 01:18:27,545
Yes. She's at the bus station
and I have to pick her up.
915
01:18:27,546 --> 01:18:30,630
Sometimes it's just better
to tell the truth...
916
01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:36,005
That's a good one!
917
01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:40,796
...because nobody will ever believe
that it can be that stupid.
918
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,546
Holy shit!
919
01:18:45,963 --> 01:18:49,171
Sure! I understand.
920
01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:54,380
Gotta go pick up your "girlfriend."
921
01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:58,004
- You sure about that?
- Sure, baby.
922
01:18:58,005 --> 01:18:59,588
You got to do what you got to do.
923
01:19:00,296 --> 01:19:02,171
Go pick her up...
924
01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:05,421
okay. I will.
925
01:19:11,005 --> 01:19:12,588
You can be honest with me.
926
01:19:17,171 --> 01:19:19,796
Even princesses need to shit,
you know.
927
01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:24,879
You got me, you really got me!
928
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,920
But I really need to go. Like now.
929
01:19:27,921 --> 01:19:29,130
Yeah, go!
930
01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:40,921
What is wrong with all the people
in your town?
931
01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:43,213
Why are they all dancing?
932
01:20:45,255 --> 01:20:46,713
We get high a lot.
933
01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,545
He's so sweet, I like a lot...
934
01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:53,213
Mom always knew how to make me
look like a stud in front of the girls.
935
01:20:55,171 --> 01:20:57,754
I know. Do you know,
when he was about that age,
936
01:20:57,755 --> 01:20:59,004
he was about one years old,
937
01:20:59,005 --> 01:21:02,004
he... every time we put him in the bath,
he pooped.
938
01:21:02,005 --> 01:21:03,920
- What? No!
- Yeah!
939
01:21:03,921 --> 01:21:06,379
Yeah, just put him in the bath
and out came a poo.
940
01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:07,920
I don't know what it was.
941
01:21:07,921 --> 01:21:11,504
It was something about the warm water,
just kinda got his bowels going,
942
01:21:11,505 --> 01:21:13,795
- so he just took a shit.
- That's horrible.
943
01:21:13,796 --> 01:21:15,545
A little turd in the pool.
944
01:21:15,546 --> 01:21:18,755
Every day for about six months,
he pooed in the bath.
945
01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:21,045
Oh, my god! That's so gross!
946
01:21:21,046 --> 01:21:23,212
It was just when he was starting
to walk as well,
947
01:21:23,213 --> 01:21:26,213
so he'd just stand up in the bath
and just like "bluuup."
948
01:21:29,213 --> 01:21:31,545
- I know.
- Oh, God. Poor mother...
949
01:21:31,546 --> 01:21:32,837
I know!
950
01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:37,295
- What did you do with that?
- Well, at the beginning... winky, winky.
951
01:21:37,296 --> 01:21:39,421
Your poor guests.
952
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:42,421
Hey! What happened?
953
01:21:43,088 --> 01:21:44,754
Fuck you, that's what happened!
954
01:21:44,755 --> 01:21:48,004
You leave me in the middle of the road
and then you don't say anything?
955
01:21:48,005 --> 01:21:49,379
Really?
956
01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:50,837
I'm sorry,
957
01:21:50,838 --> 01:21:52,462
but I was kind of busy.
958
01:21:52,463 --> 01:21:55,879
For six hours?
I thought you'd died on that toilet seat.
959
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,420
I'll make up for this, I promise.
960
01:21:58,421 --> 01:22:03,755
Tonight, when you go out with me,
you'll bring me lilies.
961
01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:08,170
Oh, tonight...
I don't think I can make it tonight.
962
01:22:08,171 --> 01:22:12,505
- I... I have a thing.
- Okay, tomorrow night then.
963
01:22:13,088 --> 01:22:14,255
Tomorrow night...
964
01:22:15,213 --> 01:22:18,213
It doesn't really work for me,
I have to see a guy.
965
01:22:18,755 --> 01:22:20,129
What guy?
966
01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,713
My aunt's nephew.
967
01:22:22,921 --> 01:22:24,130
You have to meet yourself?
968
01:22:25,213 --> 01:22:26,963
Damn, brain, what the fuck?
969
01:22:30,671 --> 01:22:32,755
Andrei, is there something wrong?
970
01:22:33,421 --> 01:22:34,505
Andrei?
971
01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,670
Andrei!
972
01:22:36,671 --> 01:22:37,671
Andrei!
973
01:22:39,671 --> 01:22:42,296
The thing is we've only been together
for two weeks
974
01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:45,838
and you cannot have me this whipped, okay?
975
01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:51,379
All good? Can I have a shower now?
976
01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:53,671
Only if you have the balls
to enter the bathroom.
977
01:22:57,588 --> 01:22:59,212
Maybe I'll join you in the shower.
978
01:22:59,213 --> 01:23:03,005
Or maybe you'll join me
in kicking your ass!
979
01:23:10,921 --> 01:23:12,255
We have a problem.
980
01:23:14,171 --> 01:23:16,254
- You forgot the onions?
- Even if I don't say anything,
981
01:23:16,255 --> 01:23:18,505
it doesn't mean that I don't know
something is wrong.
982
01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,796
You're a Cancer,
you don't know how to lie.
983
01:23:23,171 --> 01:23:25,796
So, what's the problem?
984
01:23:27,171 --> 01:23:32,754
Well... You know I love pancakes, right?
985
01:23:32,755 --> 01:23:34,379
Do you want me to make you
some pancakes?
986
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,630
But I also...
987
01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:39,921
But I also love ice cream.
988
01:23:42,546 --> 01:23:45,046
So what if I had to choose
between the two?
989
01:23:47,046 --> 01:23:51,671
What if I had to choose which desert
I want to eat for the rest of my life?
990
01:23:53,921 --> 01:23:55,505
All I can say is that...
991
01:23:56,921 --> 01:23:59,088
That's not right to play both sides.
992
01:24:00,713 --> 01:24:02,921
You have to decide what you want.
993
01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:17,130
I want pancakes.
994
01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:20,921
No, I want ice cream.
995
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:24,088
Or pancakes.
996
01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:26,880
Or ice cream. I don't know.
997
01:24:32,171 --> 01:24:35,212
The truth is, no matter
how much you fight it,
998
01:24:35,213 --> 01:24:37,546
in the end you're still gonna
end up crying.
999
01:24:40,046 --> 01:24:42,879
- For love?
- What?
1000
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:46,296
No! From the onions.
1001
01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:52,338
But the most important thing of all
is having the right recipe.
1002
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,546
- For the meatballs?
- No.
1003
01:24:56,755 --> 01:24:57,755
For love.
1004
01:24:58,838 --> 01:25:02,505
Sometimes you just have to look at it
as a test you have to pass.
1005
01:25:03,505 --> 01:25:04,879
Love?
1006
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,713
No, the meatball, pay attention!
1007
01:25:09,088 --> 01:25:12,420
The secret is in knowing
how to reinvent yourself.
1008
01:25:12,421 --> 01:25:16,630
And if that doesn't work,
then you need to spice things up.
1009
01:25:18,963 --> 01:25:20,171
The meatball?
1010
01:25:22,255 --> 01:25:23,796
The relationship.
1011
01:25:24,421 --> 01:25:27,088
Jesus! You're making no sense.
1012
01:25:38,255 --> 01:25:41,380
Baby, it's very easy.
1013
01:25:42,088 --> 01:25:45,170
If you would have liked
the pancake that much,
1014
01:25:45,171 --> 01:25:47,463
you wouldn't have noticed
the ice cream.
1015
01:25:49,213 --> 01:25:53,838
But if you want to taste it, it's obvious
that you like the ice cream more.
1016
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,505
- I love you.
- I love you too, son.
1017
01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:05,755
But if you get the ice cream pregnant,
1018
01:26:06,713 --> 01:26:08,588
I'll shove your dick in the grinder!
1019
01:26:19,671 --> 01:26:21,796
You do realize we have a wardrobe,
right?
1020
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:26,254
In the spring, nature wakes up.
1021
01:26:26,255 --> 01:26:28,420
The trees become greener,
1022
01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:31,712
the birds enchant our ears
with their lovely songs
1023
01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:34,005
and the squirrel gets busy.
1024
01:26:34,921 --> 01:26:38,296
You can't even imagine
how much I've missed you!
1025
01:26:48,046 --> 01:26:50,380
This little squirrel... Sorry!
1026
01:26:51,046 --> 01:26:56,630
This medium-sized squirrel wants
really badly to enter the hollow.
1027
01:26:57,505 --> 01:26:59,380
Yay! He made it!
1028
01:27:00,588 --> 01:27:03,670
Oh, yeah, the squirrel loves
the hollow!
1029
01:27:03,671 --> 01:27:07,170
It's warm, it's cozy and it's dark.
1030
01:27:07,171 --> 01:27:09,921
It would like to stay in the hollow
its whole life.
1031
01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:12,962
But it can't.
1032
01:27:12,963 --> 01:27:16,505
Usually, the squirrel can last
for about ten minutes.
1033
01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:20,463
Fifteen minutes if it had a beer first.
1034
01:27:21,046 --> 01:27:24,130
After that, of course,
he goes to sleep.
1035
01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:42,630
I've never had
to come so quietly before.
1036
01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:46,755
Be happy you came,
it doesn't happen too often.
1037
01:27:49,005 --> 01:27:50,963
I feel exhausted.
1038
01:27:52,088 --> 01:27:55,005
Sweet dreams, my artichoke!
1039
01:28:03,921 --> 01:28:08,338
Damn! Remember when my problem
was not getting the girl?
1040
01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:22,796
- Hi.
- Hey, hey...
1041
01:28:27,255 --> 01:28:28,463
What are you doing here?
1042
01:28:29,088 --> 01:28:30,796
- Let's go for a walk.
- No!
1043
01:28:32,505 --> 01:28:34,629
I just... I couldn't sleep
because we fought,
1044
01:28:34,630 --> 01:28:36,545
so I decided to come and see you.
1045
01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,588
It's 1 am, let's talk in the morning.
1046
01:28:39,171 --> 01:28:42,713
No! I don't want to sleep
knowing that we had a fight.
1047
01:28:44,630 --> 01:28:45,630
And...
1048
01:28:47,963 --> 01:28:51,130
I'm really horny. I want you.
1049
01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:56,212
- Here and now...
- Are you insane?
1050
01:28:56,213 --> 01:28:58,421
- What?
- The neighbors will see us.
1051
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:04,379
So what?
1052
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:05,838
Yeah, so what?
1053
01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:28,713
Fuck off!
1054
01:29:34,546 --> 01:29:35,838
I liked you
1055
01:29:37,421 --> 01:29:39,338
for so many years
1056
01:29:40,505 --> 01:29:45,629
and I've really thought you are the one
who will make me happy, but...
1057
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,920
No, no, no, we don't need a "but."
It's okay.
1058
01:29:48,921 --> 01:29:51,380
Sadly, we do.
1059
01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:58,838
Because I realized my happiness
lies somewhere else.
1060
01:30:00,005 --> 01:30:01,421
Don't say that.
1061
01:30:03,421 --> 01:30:04,880
We can work this out.
1062
01:30:06,255 --> 01:30:07,630
I'm sure!
1063
01:30:08,505 --> 01:30:09,921
I'm afraid we can't.
1064
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:19,338
Ramona, this sick, toxic thing
between us has to end.
1065
01:30:20,296 --> 01:30:22,213
Don't you have any feelings for me?
1066
01:30:24,421 --> 01:30:26,462
- I do.
- Yeah?
1067
01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,838
I really do.
1068
01:30:29,046 --> 01:30:30,837
But it's not love.
1069
01:30:30,838 --> 01:30:36,630
It's not that love I always wanted and
dreamt about since I was a little boy.
1070
01:30:37,838 --> 01:30:39,630
You cannot do this to me.
1071
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:42,046
I'm sorry!
1072
01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,171
Wait!
1073
01:30:52,255 --> 01:30:53,546
You bastard...
1074
01:30:56,171 --> 01:30:57,713
How dare you?
1075
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,755
It's getting late.
1076
01:31:11,046 --> 01:31:14,963
- I have to go.
- Why? Hey!
1077
01:31:26,130 --> 01:31:27,880
I chose the ice cream.
1078
01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,130
Ow!
1079
01:31:33,546 --> 01:31:34,796
What ice cream?
1080
01:31:35,630 --> 01:31:39,171
Andrei!
1081
01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:42,296
Hey, I'm talking to you!
1082
01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:19,712
So, this is me now.
1083
01:32:19,713 --> 01:32:23,504
I live in Bucharest,
I wrote a bestselling book,
1084
01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,463
and everything seems perfect.
1085
01:32:26,130 --> 01:32:28,795
Of course, I missed out
on being Ramona's boyfriend
1086
01:32:28,796 --> 01:32:32,170
and, even though I was
madly in love with her for years,
1087
01:32:32,171 --> 01:32:34,963
it was the best decision I ever made.
1088
01:32:36,255 --> 01:32:40,838
Are you sure you need to go?
1089
01:32:45,505 --> 01:32:46,671
Yeah.
1090
01:32:49,796 --> 01:32:52,920
If I ditch him,
he'll break up with me... again.
1091
01:32:52,921 --> 01:32:54,255
Party pooper!
1092
01:32:54,921 --> 01:32:58,879
But don't worry,
I'll be back in... two or three hours.
1093
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:00,920
Okay, so be it.
1094
01:33:00,921 --> 01:33:02,880
I'll let you cheat on me with Al.
1095
01:33:10,338 --> 01:33:12,796
- Bye! I love you!
- I love you too!
1096
01:33:34,671 --> 01:33:35,921
What's up, star boy?
1097
01:33:39,088 --> 01:33:41,045
Since you've been writing
successful novels
1098
01:33:41,046 --> 01:33:43,796
you forgot about us,
the regular people.
1099
01:33:54,005 --> 01:33:55,296
I can't believe this!
1100
01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:59,170
How are you?
What are you doing here?
1101
01:33:59,171 --> 01:34:03,295
Well, I was in the area and I saw
your Facebook check-in
1102
01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:04,545
and I said "why not?"
1103
01:34:04,546 --> 01:34:06,630
Bring us two shots, please!
1104
01:34:08,713 --> 01:34:10,130
So, long time no see...
1105
01:34:10,755 --> 01:34:14,671
No phone calls, no texts,
no nothing...
1106
01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:21,004
Yeah, sorry to disturb you, guys.
I am your biggest fan.
1107
01:34:21,005 --> 01:34:23,545
- Can I have your autograph, please?
- Sure.
1108
01:34:23,546 --> 01:34:24,880
My girlfriend loves you.
1109
01:34:27,005 --> 01:34:28,463
- What...
- Alex.
1110
01:34:31,546 --> 01:34:32,796
Thanks, thanks a lot!
1111
01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:38,213
That just proves my point.
1112
01:34:40,255 --> 01:34:41,880
Yeah, I suppose.
1113
01:34:43,088 --> 01:34:47,420
But the last time we saw each other
you were... pretty pissed.
1114
01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:50,046
Who, me? Can't remember why.
1115
01:34:55,213 --> 01:34:56,880
I've been thinking of you, you know.
1116
01:35:01,130 --> 01:35:03,505
It even happened when I was fucking
someone else.
1117
01:35:05,546 --> 01:35:07,505
How fucked up is that, right?
1118
01:35:10,005 --> 01:35:11,046
Let's not...
1119
01:35:12,505 --> 01:35:13,838
Why not?
1120
01:35:22,005 --> 01:35:23,005
Ramona, look...
1121
01:35:25,338 --> 01:35:27,963
I have a girlfriend now
and I'm finally happy.
1122
01:35:29,463 --> 01:35:30,879
So...
1123
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:34,880
Yes, it was nice,
really nice seeing you...
1124
01:35:37,005 --> 01:35:38,380
but I need to get home.
1125
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:42,755
Oh, my God,
you're such a party pooper!
1126
01:35:45,713 --> 01:35:48,088
Stay a little longer
and I'll drive you home after.
1127
01:35:49,380 --> 01:35:51,671
No, I'm... I'm okay, I'll get a cab.
1128
01:35:52,630 --> 01:35:53,630
Wait!
1129
01:35:54,713 --> 01:35:56,171
Did you think I was hitting on you?
1130
01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:02,088
Andrei... I'm engaged.
1131
01:36:03,255 --> 01:36:06,379
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. To a very nice man.
1132
01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,588
His dad owns a football team,
so relax.
1133
01:36:09,171 --> 01:36:10,671
You have nothing to worry about.
1134
01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:15,546
Come on, I'll drive you home
and I'll go see my fianc�.
1135
01:36:16,463 --> 01:36:17,963
So? Shall we?
1136
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,337
Ramona, you've been drinking.
1137
01:36:21,338 --> 01:36:23,963
I don't think it's such a good idea
for you to drive.
1138
01:36:24,463 --> 01:36:28,630
I only had two shots!
Come on, don't be such a pussy!
1139
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,130
You'll put on your seat belt.
1140
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:32,963
Come on!
1141
01:36:46,046 --> 01:36:49,505
This guy I'm seeing,
he's really something.
1142
01:36:50,713 --> 01:36:53,255
We've just been to Barcelona
for a few days.
1143
01:36:54,171 --> 01:36:57,338
And I think I'll go skiing to Austria.
1144
01:36:58,421 --> 01:36:59,546
Great!
1145
01:37:00,546 --> 01:37:03,963
It's how we roll,
from one vacation to another.
1146
01:37:07,963 --> 01:37:12,296
And he always buys me presents.
Anything I want.
1147
01:37:16,255 --> 01:37:18,921
You should see his mansion, it's huge!
1148
01:37:36,796 --> 01:37:38,379
What the fuck are you doing?
1149
01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:42,296
I think I'm a little drunk!
But it's okay, I got this!
1150
01:37:43,755 --> 01:37:45,713
- Ramona, pull over!
- No!
1151
01:37:46,588 --> 01:37:47,963
Ramona, pull over!
1152
01:37:55,963 --> 01:37:57,504
I'm gonna take you home.
1153
01:37:57,505 --> 01:37:59,963
We wouldn't want
your girlfriend to panic, huh?
1154
01:38:01,463 --> 01:38:02,671
I'm not worried.
1155
01:38:03,963 --> 01:38:08,421
Just pull over so we can talk quietly.
Okay?
1156
01:38:24,296 --> 01:38:28,255
What is wrong with you?
Why are you behaving like this?
1157
01:38:29,671 --> 01:38:30,713
You know...
1158
01:38:32,671 --> 01:38:36,170
- My fianc�...
- Is very rich, I got that.
1159
01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:38,130
No... not that.
1160
01:38:38,838 --> 01:38:40,796
I mean he is very rich, but...
1161
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,796
Our life together isn't as perfect
as it seems.
1162
01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:51,963
You know, the trips and the presents
could never replace feelings.
1163
01:38:53,421 --> 01:38:54,920
What?
1164
01:38:54,921 --> 01:38:57,588
You just told me how happy you are.
1165
01:38:58,755 --> 01:39:00,046
You know...
1166
01:39:00,963 --> 01:39:04,295
Sometimes I just can't help wondering
1167
01:39:04,296 --> 01:39:06,630
how my life would have been
if we were together.
1168
01:39:07,255 --> 01:39:09,130
You would have made me very happy.
1169
01:39:12,755 --> 01:39:14,171
You don't know that.
1170
01:39:16,171 --> 01:39:17,505
Oh, my God...
1171
01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:21,380
I was so stupid.
1172
01:39:25,338 --> 01:39:26,713
It's all my fault.
1173
01:39:29,838 --> 01:39:32,046
If only I could take back time...
1174
01:39:42,463 --> 01:39:44,505
Ramona, stop! What are you doing?
1175
01:39:46,796 --> 01:39:50,796
Ramona, stop! Don't...
1176
01:40:01,130 --> 01:40:04,213
It was impossible for me to resist.
1177
01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:07,088
The meaning of life, you remember?
1178
01:40:08,171 --> 01:40:11,879
If Anemona showed me heaven
while holding my hand,
1179
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:16,505
then Ramona just grabbed me by
the dick and dragged me through Hell.
1180
01:40:38,921 --> 01:40:40,005
I did a terrible thing.
1181
01:40:44,796 --> 01:40:49,588
Ramona wanted to drive me home
1182
01:40:50,171 --> 01:40:52,338
and... well...
1183
01:40:55,546 --> 01:40:57,005
That bitch stole your wallet?
1184
01:40:58,255 --> 01:41:00,880
She sucked my cock, you cock sucker!
1185
01:41:01,463 --> 01:41:02,838
Alin!
1186
01:41:05,171 --> 01:41:07,005
I found this under your pillow.
1187
01:41:09,421 --> 01:41:12,005
Yes, I have that
so I can spank you later.
1188
01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,670
I can't believe I cheated on Anemona.
1189
01:41:23,671 --> 01:41:24,796
So what?
1190
01:41:26,046 --> 01:41:27,213
Shit happens.
1191
01:41:27,838 --> 01:41:31,380
Just text her you're sleeping at my place
and tomorrow you'll go home
1192
01:41:32,838 --> 01:41:34,338
and we'll never speak of this again.
1193
01:41:35,755 --> 01:41:37,713
Why do you have this in your room?
1194
01:41:38,963 --> 01:41:42,046
I have that so you can spank me later.
1195
01:41:45,630 --> 01:41:48,546
But I have to tell her. It's only fair.
1196
01:41:49,796 --> 01:41:50,796
Yo!
1197
01:41:55,796 --> 01:42:00,171
I was in your shoes a long time ago
and I chose honesty.
1198
01:42:01,671 --> 01:42:03,171
Do you wanna know what happened?
1199
01:42:03,963 --> 01:42:05,421
She killed my hamster.
1200
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,713
She cooked it and fed it to me.
1201
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:11,920
Jesus!
1202
01:42:11,921 --> 01:42:12,921
Alin!
1203
01:42:25,463 --> 01:42:26,671
Anemona!
1204
01:42:31,838 --> 01:42:33,213
Anemona?
1205
01:43:18,671 --> 01:43:20,754
Well, boo-fucking-hoo!
1206
01:43:20,755 --> 01:43:23,505
What kind of a comedy
doesn't have a happy ending?
1207
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:31,129
Anemona? Is that you?
1208
01:43:31,130 --> 01:43:34,504
No, it's not Anemona, you dumb-ass!
1209
01:43:34,505 --> 01:43:36,921
Look at you, crying like a little girl.
1210
01:43:37,588 --> 01:43:41,504
"Oh, Anemona, where are you?
Please don't leave me!"
1211
01:43:41,505 --> 01:43:44,754
I don't know who you are,
I don't know what you want...
1212
01:43:44,755 --> 01:43:47,337
But if you don't tell me,
I will look for you,
1213
01:43:47,338 --> 01:43:50,671
I will find you and I will kill you!
1214
01:43:55,963 --> 01:43:59,420
The speech from "Taken"? Seriously?
1215
01:43:59,421 --> 01:44:01,130
How ridiculously stupid!
1216
01:44:02,046 --> 01:44:03,170
Holy shit!
1217
01:44:03,171 --> 01:44:07,588
Hey, watch your mouth
in the presence of... the Almighty!
1218
01:44:08,630 --> 01:44:10,504
You disgusting sinner!
1219
01:44:10,505 --> 01:44:12,213
Let's try this!
1220
01:44:14,005 --> 01:44:15,712
How did you do that?
1221
01:44:15,713 --> 01:44:18,962
If I'm God,
I guess you must be Jesus.
1222
01:44:18,963 --> 01:44:21,921
You know, you can walk on water.
Come on, try it!
1223
01:44:25,088 --> 01:44:28,130
- What a dumb motherfucker!
- Who the hell are you?
1224
01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:32,755
You haven't figured it out by now?
I'm future you, buddy.
1225
01:44:33,796 --> 01:44:35,380
If you are me, then fuck you!
1226
01:44:36,213 --> 01:44:38,755
I mean... fuck me! Whatever!
1227
01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:41,505
Wait!
1228
01:44:42,963 --> 01:44:46,005
- You can take me wherever I want?
- Where do you wanna go?
1229
01:44:52,671 --> 01:44:56,421
So... You gonna hook up with her?
1230
01:44:57,463 --> 01:44:58,463
You know what?
1231
01:45:01,713 --> 01:45:02,713
Fuck you, dude!
1232
01:45:08,588 --> 01:45:11,629
You do know you could've
just gone back to last night
1233
01:45:11,630 --> 01:45:15,005
and not got blown by Ramona, right?
1234
01:45:18,005 --> 01:45:22,005
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