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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,675 You wouldn't know this, but it's tough out there... 2 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,758 ...for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt. 3 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,471 A fat woman Godzilla's into the shoe store today... 4 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,678 ...asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. 5 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,150 Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: 6 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,113 "Don't shoot. From the front I look human." 7 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,678 You'd think a woman could take a little good-humored teasing... 8 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,108 ...but what does she do? 9 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,749 Complains to the owner, gets a gift certificate... 10 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,837 ...for $200 worth of free shoes. 11 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,640 And you know whose pay cheque that's gonna come out of. 12 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,588 - Kelly's? - Damn right... 13 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,268 ...if I could find out where she hides her purse. 14 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,156 Now for something I wanna look at. 15 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,231 And now on Fox. 16 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,278 It's the new adventures of Psycho Dad. 17 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,511 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 18 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,911 - Who is the tall dark stranger there? - There 19 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,630 The one with the gun And the icy stare 20 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,555 The one with the scalp Of his ex-wife's hair 21 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,552 - Psycho Dad - Pyscho Dad 22 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,190 - Psycho Dad, Pyscho Dad - Psycho Dad, Pyscho Dad 23 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,911 He's a durn good pa But he hates the law 24 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,315 - Chopping Reno to eat it raw - Raw 25 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,269 - Psycho Dad! - Psycho Dad! 26 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,274 Now with less violence, but more kinky sex and nudity... 27 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,072 ...for a cleaner and saner America. 28 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,077 Oh, Peg, I'm so excited. 29 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,197 Al, I hate Psycho Dad. Can't we just--? 30 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,112 There's nothing in heaven and earth... 31 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,880 ...that will stop me from watching Psycho Dad. 32 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,630 So this God person, what do you think she looks like? 33 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,675 Hey, it smells like something's cooking in here. 34 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,115 Our TV set blew up. 35 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,635 "Buy a second-hand TV," you said. 36 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,792 "For 10 bucks you can't go wrong," you said. 37 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:48,279 Well, now look. Twenty years later and the damn thing's broken. 38 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,596 Al, what is the big deal? Just go out and buy a new one. 39 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:00,195 We'll just buy a new one. Well, spank my bottom, why didn't I think of that. 40 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,398 Hello, Wally's World of free TVs? 41 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,553 What do you have on sale today for absolutely nothing? 42 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,192 Guys, I got a solution... 43 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,796 ...though God knows it's not for all your problems. 44 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,398 They have tryouts for a new game show called Touchdown Trivia. 45 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:23,191 First prize is $10,000 and there's no one who knows more about sports... 46 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,994 ...or is more trivial than you, Al. 47 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,475 $10,000? With that, I could buy a big screen... 48 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,432 ...a satellite dish, have money left... 49 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,518 ...to change the locks in the house and watch all this in peace. 50 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,030 I'm going to those auditions. 51 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,635 - Don't wait up for me. - I wasn't going to. 52 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,915 I was talking to Jefferson. 53 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,712 First, let me congratulate you on passing the written test. 54 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,793 For the finals, we'll play a simulated game of sports trivia... 55 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,228 ...both national and local. 56 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,158 - Any questions? - I'd like to know-- 57 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,516 Yeah, places please. 58 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:10,108 Now we will introduce our host, Travis James. 59 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,710 Man, I hate rehearsals. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 60 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,349 First contestant is Al Bundy. 61 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,158 Yes, Travis. I was born-- 62 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,875 Then we go to our second contestant, Max Weinberg. 63 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,350 Max-- That's short for-- 64 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,597 Nothing. Fine. Okay. 65 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,594 - Our third contestant is Mike McKenzy. - Hi, Travis. 66 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,236 Don't speak to me, Mike. It's just a rehearsal, okay? 67 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,711 Now it's time for Touchdown Trivia. 68 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,313 Okay, contestants... 69 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,518 ...we're all familiar with the famous running back O.J. Simpson. 70 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,877 For five yards, what do the initials O.J. stand for? 71 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,068 - Al. - Orenthal James. 72 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,515 That's correct! 73 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,075 Eat my dust. 74 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,790 Okay, the second question. What was the World Bowl? 75 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,355 - Al. - Title game of the now defunct... 76 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,235 ...World Football League. Travis, excuse me. 77 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,668 Do you want me to rush... 78 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,111 ...or you want me to pretend that I have to think about these? 79 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,270 Here's a 10-yard question. What occupational oddity is shared... 80 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,069 ...by Henry Aaron, Willie Mays and Babe Ruth? 81 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,392 - Mike. - They're all baseball players. 82 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,599 Been in this country long, Mike? Be a little more specific, please. 83 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,555 - Max. - All Hall of Fame baseball players. 84 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,473 Dress a Barbie, Max. 85 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,993 Let a real man answer this. 86 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,596 They all started and ended their careers in the same city... 87 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:04,469 - ...but for different teams. - That is correct. 88 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,916 Next question. Can you name one of two women golfers to win--? Max. 89 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,639 - Mickey Wright. - Correct. 90 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,278 Women's golf is not a sport. 91 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,358 Neither is spitting for distance. 92 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,795 But it can be. 93 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,674 Women's golf. 94 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,833 All right, next question. What famous Native American midget wrestler--? 95 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,513 - Al. - Skylo Low. 96 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,914 That's correct. 97 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:29,679 Okay, Mr. Bundy, our final question pertains to a local sporting event. 98 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,637 What high school has won the most city championships in baseball? 99 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,675 - The O'Leary Bucket Kickers. - Correct. 100 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,116 Congratulations to have mastered that amount of sports knowledge... 101 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,198 ...I can only assume you have absolutely no life. 102 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,874 None whatsoever, Travis. 103 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,279 By the way, when do you guys want me to come back for the real thing? 104 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,955 Well, gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Bundy, we won't be having you back at all. 105 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,909 What? Well, how come? I won. 106 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:14,190 Well, according to our researchers, you scored extremely low in personality. 107 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,196 Oh, how--? How low? 108 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,752 Well, let me put it to you this way. It was somewhere between Joe Piscopo... 109 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,072 ...and the fat kid who played on Head of the Class. 110 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,718 Look, you know what? If I liked you at all, I'd really be sorry. 111 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,872 Well, but wait a second. You can't do this to me. I'm a legend. 112 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,556 I scored four touchdowns in one game at Polk High. 113 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,872 Four touchdowns in high school football. 114 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,712 Wow. 115 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,756 Look, Mr. Bundy, we're looking for people... 116 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,514 ...that are young, smart and energetic. 117 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,958 Or if you really want to be a shoe-in, someone with sex appeal. 118 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,749 I can't go on a sports-trivia show. I don't know anything about sports. 119 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,589 Well, so you went to class every day, you don't know anything about school. 120 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,311 Oh, yeah? Then how come they gave me a thing? 121 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,748 - A diploma? - Yeah. 122 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,793 Because you tried. Sweetheart, please. 123 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,678 It's for a new TV. 124 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,390 Come on. I'll tell you what, I'll order the cartoon channel for you. 125 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,276 Okay. 126 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,110 I'll go upstairs and call in sick for today. My boss isn't gonna like it... 127 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,828 ...but at least somebody's appreciating me for my mind. 128 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,354 It's the basement. 129 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,871 Bud, now listen, you've helped Kelly with her schoolwork. 130 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,477 Tell me, is she capable of, you know, anything? 131 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,919 Oh, sure. You just gotta work within her limitations. 132 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,597 Kelly's brain... 133 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,672 Kelly's brain... 134 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,708 ...can hold anything. 135 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,514 You just gotta make sure of two things before you start. 136 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,159 One, that it's totally empty. 137 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,630 Well, we know that. 138 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,471 And two, you gotta feed her information slowly. 139 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,029 A drop at a time until she's full. 140 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,713 Full? 141 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,629 Oh, yeah. Kelly's brain can actually get full. 142 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,958 Then you gotta be really careful... 143 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,273 ...because each new fact after that will totally replace an old one. 144 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:51,472 That's how come she forgot to put on a blouse the day she took driver's test. 145 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,069 No wonder why her license expires every 60 days. 146 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,238 Daddy, they said okay. What do I have to do? 147 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,990 All right. Good, sweetheart. First, tell me everything you know about sports. 148 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,792 I know that you scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High. 149 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,356 Very good. What else? 150 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,951 Golf spelled backwards is flog. 151 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,109 All right. I thought this was gonna take a long time. 152 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,476 Don't worry. You just sit down right here. 153 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,234 In 48 hours, you're gonna know so much about sports... 154 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,590 ...you're gonna be like the son I always wanted. 155 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,557 And now on to yachting. 156 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,992 Daddy? 157 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,311 I'm full. 158 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,472 Thank God. 159 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,355 Well, we've got two hours to catch up on our sleep. 160 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,639 Now, don't learn anything new until this game show is over. 161 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,075 How am I supposed to do that? 162 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,391 Follow your mother around. 163 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,793 Welcome to Touchdown Trivia. 164 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,276 Here's the star of our show, Travis James. 165 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,477 Okay. Okay, I know we're anxious to win some money... 166 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,753 ...so let's get started, shall we? Our first question in Touchdown Trivia: 167 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,111 What national league batter set the all-time record for strikeouts... 168 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,596 ...in a single season despite batting over .300? 169 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,991 - Mike. - Bobby Bonds. 170 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,073 One hundred and 89 strikeouts in 1970. 171 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,032 - That's correct. - Yes. 172 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,110 Hey, my buzzer didn't work. 173 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,148 You've gotta squeeze the buzzer, honey, don-- Don't jerk it. 174 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,870 Thanks. I learned something. 175 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,953 Gee, so did I. 176 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,351 Oh, no, Peg. Travis put a thought into Kelly's head. 177 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,353 That means she lost a fact. 178 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,273 For another five yards. What national hockey league team... 179 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,869 ...won only one game in franchise history? 180 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,353 - Kelly. - Montreal Wanderers, 1917. 181 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,869 Won their opener, lost five, their stadium burned. 182 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,792 Absolutely correct. 183 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,836 Yes. 184 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,878 All right, our next question is in professional basketball. 185 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,588 In the NBA, who had the highest percentage... 186 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,597 ...of free throws in a single season? 187 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,878 - Kelly. - Calvin Murphy... 188 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,277 ...of the Houston Rockets with a whopping 95.8 percent. 189 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,875 Right again. 190 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:36,272 Now for 10 yards. What do Karl Marx, Bob Dylan... 191 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,080 ...and heavyweight champion Sonny Liston have in common? 192 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,558 - Tony. - They're all communists. 193 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,190 No, that's not what we're looking for. 194 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,753 Mike. 195 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,155 Mamie Van Doren. 196 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,473 Judges? 197 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,911 No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Kelly. 198 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,311 They're all on the cover of the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper album. 199 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,955 Slide that head. 200 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,751 Oh, baby, you're getting some tonight. 201 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,234 Now before we continue, let's meet our contestants. 202 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,072 - Oh, no. - What's wrong? 203 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,719 Travis might ask a question... 204 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,674 ...or worse, tell her something she doesn't know. She'll lose another fact. 205 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,715 - Our first contestant-- - I'm from Young-- 206 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,192 --is Kelly Bundy, a poison disseminator from right here in Chicago. 207 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,876 - So tell me, Ms. Bundy-- - She's married. 208 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:40,149 Okay, that's enough chitchat, let's get back to our game. 209 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,276 Okay, contestants, you're all even with 10 yards to go. 210 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,516 You all have a chance at the big money. 211 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,639 This is for all the marbles. The big enchilada. 212 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,598 Here's the question. 213 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,997 Who led the Chicago Bulls in scoring six straight-- 214 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,237 - Tony. - Michael Jordan. 215 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,511 No, no, that's incorrect. 216 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,716 Let me finish the question. 217 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:42,750 Who led the Chicago Bulls in scoring six straight seasons in the '70s? 218 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,550 - Kelly. - Bob "Butterbean" Love. 219 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,429 For 10 yards, that's correct for the game. 220 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,399 She did it. She did it. 221 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:03,111 Oh, Al, can I have some tomorrow night too? 222 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,119 Not if I get that TV. 223 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,712 Now, Kelly, as you know, our bonus question is always in local sports. 224 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,155 You have $1000 that you can keep... 225 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,119 ...but if not, you can go for the run back question... 226 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:21,639 ...and a chance at a check for $10,000. 227 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,880 - Let's rock. - Okay. 228 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,998 Al, aren't you afraid they're gonna ask her the one fact she lost? 229 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,428 What are the odds of that? 230 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,871 I taught her more local stuff than national, Peg. We can't lose. 231 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,999 Okay, Kelly, for $10,000. 232 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,515 In local high school football... 233 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,230 ...who scored four touchdowns in one game... 234 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,995 ...for Polk High School in the Chicago City Championship? 235 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,393 Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 236 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,037 - Al? - This proves a personal theory of mine. 237 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,840 The longer you suffer, the greater the rewards. 238 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,514 That's how the gods work. 239 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,997 Then why won't the gods let her answer? 240 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,950 Polk High? 241 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,270 Four touchdowns? 242 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,958 Red squeeze buzzer? 243 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,590 Oh, I'm sorry, Kelly. 244 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,835 The correct answer was, audience? 245 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,356 Al Bundy! 246 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,999 You won't go empty-handed... 247 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,475 ...we have plenty of consolation prizes for you... 248 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,070 ...and thanks for playing Touchdown Trivia. 249 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,152 Al? 250 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,237 Yes, Peg. 251 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,949 Am I still getting some? 252 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,112 No, Peg. 253 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,148 In fact, when we get home, I just might take some back. 254 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,799 Well, it's not 10 grand, but a new TV's not a bad consolation prize. 255 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,268 So you mean I did good? 256 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,068 No. 257 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:38,429 Oh, come on, Al. You're proud of her. Now admit it. 258 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,634 Well, you did your best, pumpkin, so, yeah, I'm proud of you. 259 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,632 Can we watch something on the new TV? 260 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,313 Sure, son. 261 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,949 You know, it doesn't get any better than this. 262 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,430 Who's that ridin' across the plain? 263 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,033 Who's lost count of the wives 264 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,231 - He's slain? - Slain? 265 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,109 Who is the man who's plum insane? 266 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,551 Pyscho Dad Psycho Dad 267 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,236 Psycho Dad! 21625

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