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[upbeat rock music playing]

[Eric] Okay, so Family Day got intense,

and feelings came out, but that doesn't change anything.

-Everything is gonna be exactly the... -[thuds]

...same.

Ow.

[Eric] Everything's gonna be exactly the same.

Lizzie and I were only pretending we liked each other,

but then... why did it feel so real?

-[sloshes] -[sneakers squeak]

[Eric] I mean, I said all those nice things,

and... I think I meant them.

I know I meant them.

[sighs] So, what now?

Do I tell her?

No, I can't tell her. It'll make things too weird.

Okay, it's decided.

I won't tell Lizzie I like her.

-[board creaks] -Oh, my God! I like Lizzie!

-[ladder crashes, clatters] -[man screams, groans]

[man moans]

You guys!

You gotta be more careful. We're Malibu Rescue, for crying out loud!

[chuckles weakly, groans ]

[theme music playing]

-[indistinct chatter] -Hey, guys!

[Dylan] Hello?

Hey!

[chattering continues]

-[group mutters and groans] -[girl] Hey!

[Dylan] Okay.

So, I asked Garvin if I could talk to you guys

about something that's really important to me.

And he was like, "No!"

And I was like, "But I already have the presentation made!"

And he was like, "Fine! Get out!"

[takes a deep breath] So, without further ad-wah,

-I give you sea turtle nesting season! -[group murmurs]

-[calming music playing on TV] -Aww!

[students murmur]

What? I can like cute things.

Turtles are dumb.

They're not dumb! But they are endangered.

[scoffs] Uh, yeah!

-'Cause they're dumb. -Oh!

[sighs] In addition to our regular duties,

we need to make sure no one goes into their nesting area.

It's up to us to protect those adorable little turtles

as they scamper their way towards the ocean.

Any questions?

Lizzie! Has a question, I think. Do you have a question?

No...

I have a question.

Did you fall asleep during your presentation too?

-[students chuckle] -Oh, come on, guys. It wasn't that boring.

Tyler, it's fine.

All right, everybody, let's get out there and protect some turtles!

Also humans. But they're not endangered, so if there's a choice, choose turtle!

[upbeat rock music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[gasps] What's he doing?

Oh, no!

The turtles!

Wha-- Hey! Watch out! [groans]

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

[engine revs]

[shouting] Hey, buddy! You can't do that here!

I'm not racing you, dummy!

Stop! You're headed for the turtle zone! I said stop!

Make me!

[gasps]

-[thuds] -[boy groans, yells]

Shoulda listened. [sighs]

Oh, that's not good.

[dramatic music continues playing]

[Gina panting]

[takes a deep breath]

If you're gonna kiss me, don't you wanna know my name first?

You're faking?

No, I'm Chote.

I don't care who you are!

You were about to ride that thing into a turtle zone!

[laughs] I thought you were trying to outrace me.

I did outrace you! [scoffs] And I'm confiscating this.

[sighs]

And I was two inches from his mouth, and he's like,

"If you're gonna kiss me, don't you wanna know my name?"

[chuckles] Oh, that line's legit.

Legit creepy. I would never say something like that.

At least you stopped him before he got to the turtles.

Yeah. Good job, Gina.

[Eric] I think my foot just touched Lizzie's foot. What do I do?

Should I move it? I mean...

She's not moving hers.

Maybe she likes me.

Dude, uh, why is your foot touching my foot?

Your foot?

Um... Because I like you?

Cool, man! I like you, too. [chuckles]

Please tell me one of you idiots did not confiscate Chote Pavey's Flyboard.