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Oh, do we always have to go
all-out for 4th of July?
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Honey, you know it's your
dad's favorite holiday.
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It's not even fun. He's so boring with all
these fun facts he says all the time.
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Trust me. I know.
I get bored too.
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But, I have a feeling this 4th of July
is going to be a little different.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Yeah, really crazy.
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And did you know what else?
This is so fascinating.
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I did not. Tell me.
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If the pilgrims, when they
landed at Plymouth Rock
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had shot bobcat instead of turkey, we'd
all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
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Ain't that crazy?
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Wow, honey. That's
fascinating.
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I know, right?
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Yes. Just
amazing facts.
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Oh wow, that
must be Brad.
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Who's Brad?
Who's Brad?
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Brad is your
step-brother.
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Is that him?
Ooh, he's cute.
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Mm-hmm.
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Behave.
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I swear I won't bite...
too hard.
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Well, you know my new wife here,
and this is her daughter.
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Oh. Hi. I'm
Jennifer.
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Nice to meet you.
I've heard so much.
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I'm Brad. Nice
to meet you.
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Good to see you
again, Brad.
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Good to see you too.
How are you?
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I'll be here.
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So, tell me, Brad. What's your
favorite part of 4th of July?
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I don't know. I just love the
food, I love the American flags.
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What about the
fireworks?
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I love fireworks.
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I love creating
fireworks.
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Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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(meat sizzling)
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Do you like
my outfit?
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I do, yeah. It's
pretty nice.
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Your dad didn't really say
anything, but that's okay.
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As long as you
appreciate it.
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(Brad stammering)
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I really like this
bandana look on you.
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I'm just trying to, you
know, have a good time.
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Oh, I like this. I like this 4th
of July reunion. It's so nice.
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I thought you were going
to behave yourself.
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Ooh. Oh, my god.
It's so big.
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Your dad's isn't
this big.
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(laughter)
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Oh, that looks
delightful.
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Here, let's give your
balls some air too.
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(laughter)
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Do you like the way my
daughter does that?
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Yeah.
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How do you like
your burgers done?
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Well-done.
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Brad, how about you?
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Yeah, the same.
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How about you,
sweetpea?
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Uh, well-done.
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You okay, honey?
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Yes, honey. I'm just
waiting on those burgers.
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Alright, they're
coming, nice and hot.
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That way you're keeping the farmers
in the United States employed.
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Yeah, I like your American
beef right in my mouth.
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People always like to
get that Japanese beef.
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You know, gold old American
beef, that's what I say.
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It stays together on
the grill, right?
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Yeah. Hey dad, can you make sure you
put ketchup and mustard on mine?
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No problem. But, you know, Jen, it's like I was
saying before. You got to get American beef.
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So, tell me about these fireworks
you got planned for us.
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Oh well, I got some of those fake ones. You
know, the little streamers that pop up.
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You know, you pull the
string, and boy, it pops.
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But, anyways,
I digress.
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Honey, can I just tell you that that
hat brings out the color in your eyes?
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Oh, thank you.
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(whistling)
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It really does. Brings out the
color in your beautiful eyes.
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I know. It sounds like you're
making yummy noises over there.
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Yep, it's me being hungry.
We're all hungry.
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Okay.
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Hungry for more.
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You sure you don't
need any weenie?
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Oh, I need
some weenie.
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Okay. I mean, just kidding. I want
hamburgers. You know what I want.
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Okay, well you know,
we got weenies.
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But, he put refried beans in a
California roll. How could you do that?
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Oh yeah, you can't do
that, I don't think so.
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No, it's wrong.
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I mean, I've never had sushi, but I'm
sure you can't put beans into sushi.
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No, you can't.
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No, not at all.
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Isn't it a beautiful
day, Brad?
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Oh yeah, pops,
it's a great day.
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God, it's fantastic.
It's so beautiful out.
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Oh yes, it's
been raining.
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Pickles?
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Yeah, I just have a
thing for pickles.
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Yes.
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Yes, that's my New Year's
Resolution after 4th of July.
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I was going to say.
Yeah, I have to eat --
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-- Ginger's areolas.
Look at it now.
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Do you hear that? It
sounds like woodpeckers.
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You know what? I think the
neighbors are having construction.
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Oh, is that it?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know they
wanted to remodel their bathroom?
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Psst. Psst. Hey.
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(whistling)
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Why don't you come up here and tell
your dad how good he's doing over here?
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Tell him exactly what you
want on your burgers.
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Okay.
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Or burger.
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How you doing,
princess?
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I'm doing great.
How are you, dad?
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Are you having a
good holiday?
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Yeah.
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It's a slam bang
holiday, isn't it?
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So nice we could all get together
as a family here today, you know?
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Yeah, for sure. I mean, god, the
burgers look great, by the way.
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Oh well, then,
you're very kind.
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You guys said you wanted them well-done.
They're starting to look like hockey pucks.
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I don't know if we should eat these
or donate them to the L.A. Kings.
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A-ha!
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I don't like anything to go to waste.
I'll eat it.
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Honey, you are so sweet, but
I wouldn't do that to you.
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Listen, like I said before, I'll
take everybody out for sushi, okay?
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Really?
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Yeah, let's go.
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That sounds awesome.
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I love sushi. For a 4th
of July celebration?
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Oh, listen,
those people --
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Not exactly
American pie.
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Well, he was a nice gentleman,
a nice young gentleman.
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He was?
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Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.
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Pretty sure you just got to fudge
around with the knobs over there.
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Okay.
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(humming)
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(heavy breathing)
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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That's what I call
real fireworks.
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There. I got
it fixed.
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You got -- you
got it fixed?
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See, you got to
do it yourself.
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Right. Right, dad. You can't depend
on anybody el -- Where are the girls?
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Umm, they went to the bathroom because you
said we were going out for sushi, right?
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Bathroom?
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Yeah, yeah, we're going to go to sushi.
So, yeah, they went to the bathroom.
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So, listen, Brad, now that we've got
alone here. I need to talk to you.
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You know, your finances are getting out of
order. I'm just going to have to cut you off --
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Uhh, dad, can we talk
about this later?
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What the fuck?
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Uhh, happy
4th of July?
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Hi, dad.
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Happy 4th.
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