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R-R-R-Russi-Russian R-R-R-Roshi-Roshian

R-R-R-Russian R-R-R-Roshian

Come on down to the secret casino tonight Konya himitsu no kajino ni oide yo

Indulge yourself in a fool-hearted game for once Tamanya mubou na asobi ni yoishire

But if you get addicted, it might start getting scary Ochiteyuku you na kibun wa naretara kowai yo

It's a habit-forming kind of ecstasy Kuse ni narisou na ekusutashii

Russian, Russian Roulette Roshian, Roshian ruuretto

Paint a bull's-eye on your heart right now Ima sugu kokoro ni shiro-kuro tsukete

As she aims that Magnum with its soft shine, Nibuku hikatta magunamu dakishime

The cute, elfish girl looks a little scared Sukoshi obieru kawaii erufin

Until I take you prisoner, with my life on the line, Inochi wo kakete anata wo toriko ni suru made

I'm a dangerous Russian Roulette Atashi kiken na Roshian ruuretto

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

Prepare yourself! Kakugo wo kimete

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

Chairman.

We have reason to believe this accident wasn't caused by an engine flaw,

but rather from a bomb placed in the engine room.

It's a conspiracy! A conspiracy by a rival company!

I agree.

To be safe, we'd better postpone tomorrow's new route opening.

Impossible!

But what if it gets targeted?!

Our company's image has already been severely tarnished by the last two accidents!

The 3WA!

Hire the 3WA!

Do Lovely Angels Prefer Chest Hair?

The Chief sounded furious.

It's probably because we put a hole in the tower.

It was collateral damage. It's not like we did it on purpose.

If things were that simple, there wouldn't be a need for the police or the 3WA.

That's right.

No wonder there's been an onslaught of complaints.

Still, they sure gave it a nice tilt, didn't they?

Chief, take a look.

What kind of place is the 3WA? Tell me.

Ah... Me, sir?

Officially known as the World Welfare Works Association,

one might say it's an "organization that takes care of all sorts of trouble."

Well then, are these letters of appreciation? Well?!

Are they thanking us for what we've done?!

Well... Are they thanking us for what we've done?!

Well...

You have my sympathies, sir.

Sorry!

We didn't mean to... be late...

So, you're here.

Regardless of what you've done, you always enter my office saying the same thing.

Knew it. Knew it.

It's because of that...

You have a mission.

Huh?! You have a mission.

Huh?!

This time, there'll be three of you.

Who's the third person?

It's me. Who's the third person?

It's me.

I'm Nova Grave.

Nova's an expert on corporate crimes. He has seniority over you two.

Pardon me for asking this, but do you have chest hair?

That's an interesting question, but what need is there for me to answer?

It's relatively important...

...'cause I don't like chest hair!

Let me warn you! ...'cause I don't like chest hair!

Let me warn you!

I wasn't the one who recommended you for this mission.

You have the computer to thank for choosing you, after your last mess.

Um, we haven't been told what our mission is yet.

I'll explain. Come with me.

Hey, Mister!

Get going!

It's just cruel...

That computer isn't programmed to understand a superior's feelings at all.

You have my sympathies, sir.

We already know what this is about. It's that luxury liner, right?

The one that's making its maiden voyage today.

We also know about the two accidents.

They say those two Cosmo Plane Service accidents were due to engine flaws.

That's nothing but a rumor.

Huh?! Huh?!

I've already looked into it. Those rumors began right after their new route was announced.

But in all of Cosmo Plane Service's two-hundred-year history,

not once have they had an accident caused by engine issues.

So, are you saying a rival company caused those two accidents?

There are enough reasons to suspect that.

It's definitely possible because they'd benefit the most. It's Investigation 101, really.

This mission will be quite risky.

The two of you lack experience, so you'll be following my orders. Got it?

What did he just say?!

Pretty annoying, huh?

Chest hair or not, I hate guys like him!

Now, now, calm down.

It's best to let the elderly keep their egos inflated.

I see...

No wonder the rival companies are feeling pressured.

It's a nice job perk that we get to ride on that ship.

Look, look.

I think we're about to get another earful.

Huh? I think we're about to get another earful.

Huh?

He's calling us.

So the engine in question has no flaws?

I'm certain of it. If it did, we wouldn't let her fly.

The check-in window for Flight 807, departing at 13:20 to Planet Samar, will soon be closing.

Any passengers who have yet to check in should proceed to Gate 8 immediately.

The arrival of Flight 204, scheduled at 14:50 from Planet Prezar...

Thank you for choosing Cosmo Plane Service's Tenan Spacecraft I today.

This Tenan Spacecraft is equipped with a wide variety of facilities for your enjoyment.

So please relax, let all your daily stress melt away,

and enjoy your glorious ten-day voyage aboard our luxury liner, the Tenan Spacecraft.

Just kidding!

What do you think?

You'd be hitting on me if you were a guy, right?

Why don't I get to dress up?!

This is boring!

It was Grave's decision, so take it up with him if you have a problem.

How did the ship check out?

There's no sign of a bomb having been planted anywhere for now.

I'll be checking the ship's exterior in an hour.

You two keep an eye out for anyone acting suspicious in the lobby area.

So we pretend like we're passengers?

That's right.

Also, be sure to check places where men aren't allowed to enter.

When you say that, are you talking about the women's powder rooms?

We can't be certain the culprit is a male.

That's terrible!

Terrible?

Is that why we were assigned to this mission?

I merely gave the computer all the factors necessary to accomplish this mission.

Are you dissatisfied?

We have our pride, you know!

That's right! We could pull this mission off just fine by ourselves!

Just so you know, the word "pride" is used by people who have done their jobs properly!

Got it? Good, now get to work.

That cocky bastard!

I hate him, I hate him!

He's definitely gotta have chest hair!

We've kept the Engine Room locked.

Good. We've kept the Engine Room locked.

Good.

This is the Air Regulation Room.

Ah, sir! Wait!

You're really going out there?

Of course. You're really going out there?

Of course.

It wouldn't be like us to simply do what that old man tells us.

I agree.

Have you seen a pair of suspicious men?

No.

Here he comes.

Ah, you two!

"What are you doing?! Do what you were told!" "What are you doing?! Do what you were told!"

Right? Right?

Are you mocking me?

No, we're not! I'm the one most qualified to check the ship's hull!

What?!

This is Grave. What is it?

A message from the airport. This is Grave. What is it?

A message from the airport.

Two passengers were attacked and found unconscious in the airport restroom.

Understood.

Then, the two guys you were chasing...

Indeed.

So they're working from the inside? Indeed.

So they're working from the inside?

Yeah, seems that way.

What now, sir?

Take care of things outside. I'm counting on you.

Roger! Roger!

Something's fishy about those guys that snuck onboard.

I think so, too. They could just be decoys.

See you!

This is hard work. Guess I can't complain now though, 'specially after what I said.

No way!

A bomb!

Glad I came out here after all. This should make him rethink his old, outdated ways!

Oh no!

Nanmo! Come here!

Disable them, quick!

Nanmo, pick up the pace or I'll scrap you!

I need to call for backup.

What is it?

It's an outside attack!

What?

There are three of them! What?

There are three of them!

I'll send Yuri immediately!

So the two inside the ship are...

Yuri, launching now!

There are more of them! The ship is under attack from both inside and out!

Shoot!

Why didn't you come help me?! I was caught in an explosion!

An explosion?

You didn't feel it? If we don't hurry, this entire ship is history!

Huh?!

On top of that, the old man isn't answering my calls!

Mughi!

Make sure these guys don't get away!

Grave!

You're hurt!

What about the others?

They just left for the hangar.

The computer is in bad shape, too.

Yuri, I can't tell where this ship is headed.

Isn't the controller working?

Worst case scenario, we could go boom.

Then we have to evacuate everyone!

Nanmo! Run a check!

Hurry up and open the door!

All right, coming through.

It's broken and won't open.

Get back!

You need to get going, too.

Abandon ship? But that's... You need to get going, too.

Abandon ship? But that's...

Abandon ship? But that's... Leave the rest to us!

Leave the rest to us!

Quickly! Please guide the passengers!

Understood.

This grandma's the last one.

Okay! This grandma's the last one.

Okay!

Okay! Excuse me, Miss. May I be of assistance?

Excuse me, Miss. May I be of assistance?

Sure! Here you go.

All right, then.

Hey!

Grave!

Hurry up and get out of here too!

We can't do that!

You caught the culprits?

Yeah, but the three outside got away.

Don't worry.

Stay still or your bleeding will get worse.

O-Okay! We won't run, so don't press down so hard!

"The ship is no longer in danger of exploding, but it has now strayed off course by 0.01 degrees."

"If it continues along its current path, it will crash into Dolmedo City."

This is bad.

Indeed. This is bad.

Indeed.

Kei, we have another emergency! The auto control isn't working!

That means we'll just have to do it manually!

How confident are you?

Well, it's my first time flying such a big ship. How confident are you?

Well, it's my first time flying such a big ship.

At any rate, contact Dolmedo Airport!

Okay!

This is Tenan I!

Control tower! Control tower, come in please!

This is the Dolmedo City Airport. Go ahead.

We have an incident! Our computer isn't responding. Requesting guide signal!

Roger. Please receive on 104.

Roger!

The airport is adjacent to the city.

Please set the ship's course to the left of the guide signal target.

Okay.

We've got it, Kei!

Standing by, ready!

Left! Further left!

Nice, you're doing good!

Altitude 24,000! One minute until atmospheric entry!

Put the reverse thrusters on standby!

Huh? The reverse thrusters are out, too?!

What?! Switch with me!

What's wrong?

The reverse thrusters are too weak!

Abandon ship! Grab the criminals and abandon ship!

And abort the mission?

Leave the rest to me!

What now?

We'll just have to ignite the boosters manually.

Yuri, do what you can here!

Nanmo, go help Kei!

If only I weren't injured...

Grave!

Wh...

What?

Please keep an eye on that monitor.

Ah, right.

I refuse to let these girls see me as weak!

Right! Back to the right!

It's terrible, Chief! The Dirty Pair!

It's "Lovely Angels."

Y-Yes, Sir! It's "Lovely Angels."

Well, that Tenan I ship the Lovely Angels are on is freefalling towards Dolmedo City!

What?!

Left! To the left!

Keep steady!

Kei, there's no time! We're entering the atmosphere! Hurry!

I know!

At this rate, we'll become even more infamous as the Dirty Pair!

Oh, shut up! At this rate, we'll become even more infamous as the Dirty Pair!

Nanmo, get back!

Entering the atmosphere!

No good! We still have two red lights!

Kei!

As a precaution, please evacuate to Areas A or C immediately!

Ready, Nanmo?

She did it!

Yuri! She did it!

Yuri!

Great job! Now it's our turn!

How's our course?

Grave!

S-Straight.

C-Chief! Do you suppose the Dirty Pair failed?!

It's "Lovely Angels!"

Yes, this is Gooley.

W-What did they say?!

The case is solved.

Thanks to those two.

Ehh?! The Dirty Pair?

Lovely Angels!

Just as you suspected, the rival company was behind it all.

I'm just glad the passengers were safe.

Well, we'll be leaving you now.

We'll leave the rest to you.

That should help you get better.

And one from me. That should help you get better.

And one from me.

H-Hold on.

What is it?

N-No, it's nothing.

If we ever have the chance,

maybe we could work together again?

That is... if it's all right with you.

You pass!

What a nice guy!

Yay!

The mystery began after I fell asleep that time Ano toki nemuri no ato ni okotta mistuerii

I was guided by a voice from the future Mirai kara kuru koe ni michibikareta no yo

I passed through a distant, silvery time tunnel Giniro haruka na taimu tonneru nukete

And met a wanderer with unclouded eyes Deatta sunda me no samayoibito

Space Fantasy

I came all this way just to meet you Anata ni ai ni kokomade kita no

Space Fantasy

I came all this way just to meet you Anata ni ai ni kokomade kita no

Even if you were from another planet, Tatoeba anata ga betsu no hoshi no hito demo

It wouldn't matter to me, because I've fallen in love Watashi wa kamawanai aishita nara

Dirty, Stormy Destiny

Dirty, Stormy Destiny

Love is zero G... Koi wa mujuuryoku...

Sheesh!

I'm tired.

Jeez, this show has no principles.

Huh?

What are you watching, Yuri?

This!

Let me see...

Next episode is...

One, two!

"Go Ahead, Fall In Love! Love Is Russian Roulette!" "Go Ahead, Fall In Love! Love Is Russian Roulette!"

What? That doesn't make any sense.

Next Episode Go Ahead, Fall In Love! Love Is Russian Roulette What? That doesn't make any sense.

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