Original subtitles

R-R-R-Russi-Russian R-R-R-Roshi-Roshian

R-R-R-Russian R-R-R-Roshian

Come on down to the secret casino tonight Konya himitsu no kajino ni oide yo

Indulge yourself in a fool-hearted game for once Tamanya mubou na asobi ni yoishire

But if you get addicted, it might start getting scary Ochiteyuku you na kibun wa naretara kowai yo

It's a habit-forming kind of ecstasy Kuse ni narisou na ekusutashii

Russian, Russian Roulette Roshian, Roshian ruuretto

Paint a bull's-eye on your heart right now Ima sugu kokoro ni shiro-kuro tsukete

As she aims that Magnum with its soft shine, Nibuku hikatta magunamu dakishime

The cute, elfish girl looks a little scared Sukoshi obieru kawaii erufin

Until I take you prisoner, with my life on the line, Inochi wo kakete anata wo toriko ni suru made

I'm a dangerous Russian Roulette Atashi kiken na Roshian ruuretto

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

Prepare yourself! Kakugo wo kimete

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

The suspenseful, heart-pounding dance dance Hara-hara doki-doki dansu dansu

An exhilarating, thrilling chance chance Uki-uki waku-waku chansu chansu

Twenty years have passed since the discovery of warp travel,

and with the development of highly advanced supercomputers,

mankind has been able to create comfortable, stable living environments.

One of these supercomputers is in Eleanor City,

a settlement of five million people, and it manages every aspect of the city.

This computer is known as "Brian."

Come in, Lovely Angels! This is Gooley!

What is your situation?

It's hot!

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-11-27

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-11-27 SAGITTARIUS BLOOD TYPE: A+

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-11-27 SAGITTARIUS BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: NYOGEE

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-11-27 SAGITTARIUS BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: NYOGEE HEIGHT: 171CM WEIGHT: 58KG

KEl AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-11-27 SAGITTARIUS BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: NYOGEE HEIGHT: 171CM WEIGHT: 58KG BUST: 85CM WAIST: 57CM HIPS: 91CM

What is going on?!

Brian! What's happening, Brian?

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-03-18

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-03-18 PISCES BLOOD TYPE: A+

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-03-18 PISCES BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: COACHA

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-03-18 PISCES BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: COACHA HEIGHT: 168CM WEIGHT: 55KG

YURI AGE: 19 FEMALE WWWA TROUBLE CONSULTANT CODE NAME: LOVELY ANGEL DATE OF BIRTH: 2121-03-18 PISCES BLOOD TYPE: A+ HOME PLANET: COACHA HEIGHT: 168CM WEIGHT: 55KG BUST: 84CM WAIST: 56CM HIPS: 90CM

Hey!

Do you read me?! Lovely! Hey!

Do you read me?! Lovely!

Oh, no! We just lost contact with the Chief!

Brrr!

What's going on?!

Brian, the main computer, is malfunctioning. Look!

Let me see.

Sorry about that. But good thing you're here.

Warm!

How to use bald cats...

...to make pickles?

Hah! It's busted.

It says you're the one who's busted.

This computer is asking for it!

Now what?!

How To Kill A Computer

Brian's malfunction, which started in D2, is now spreading throughout the whole tower.

We've lost all contact with the outside.

What's the cause?

I don't know. What's the cause?

I don't know.

Sir, we should use the Z-box while we can.

Yeah... Sir, we should use the Z-box while we can.

Yeah...

Looks like we have no other choice.

What?!

Brian is still operating!

But the Z-box was designed to stop Brian at any time!

Why won't it shut down?

The only explanation is that Brian overrode it!

Aw jeez, it's flooded.

This is all Brian's fault.

At any rate, we need to stop Brian.

Woo-hoo!

Boys! We're coming for you, okay?

Aren't you the ones who need help, old ladies?

O-Old ladies?!

We may not look it, but we're 3WA Trouble Consultants. The Lovely Angels! O-Old ladies?!

We may not look it, but we're 3WA Trouble Consultants. The Lovely Angels!

I've never seen you on TV!

Bye-bye! Bye-bye!

Those brats!

M-Mughi, don't let go!

You jerk!

All residents, please follow the security officers' directions!

This is 205-Side! Come in, Headquarters!

Come in, Headquarters!

Please input file name.

Please input file name.

File unknown. Please re-enter the file name.

Where is Brian's brain located?

Underground.

Where do you think you're touching?!

Ah, my apologies. Someone pushed me into you.

My, so handsome.

You can let go of him, you know.

Do I really have to?

What do you mean, "Do I have to?" Do I really have to?

What do you mean, "Do I have to?"

Well, see you!

Stay calm, everyone! Don't push!

Okay, coming through! Stay calm, everyone! Don't push!

Excuse us. Thanks.

What? Who are you?

Us?

We're... We're...

...the 3WA's very own...

...Lovely Angels!

What are female wrestlers doing here?

Why don't we just tell him our more famous name?

No! Anything but that!

Stay away!

Give me that!

Testing, testing. Attention, everyone!

We, the Lovely Angels, will destroy this shutter and...

Yuri!

Wait!

Help!

D-Don't let go!

I won't! Believe me, I won't!

Water is flooding into Terminal Area D-3!

All service vehicles on standby move to Area J-5 or below.

All patrol cars in the area, report to Headquarters.

This is 5-O-20. Currently...

Power source 35-F has been cut off.

Zoom in camera 3-6, on the right.

It's the Dirty Pair.

Huh? Those two, sir?

Establish contact with them immediately!

This one's dead, too.

Then, connect the blue and red cables.

What about the extra black cable?

Third connector from the left. What about the extra black cable?

Third connector from the left.

Third connector from the left. What about the RF switch?

What about the RF switch?

Up. What about the RF switch?

Okay!

This should get us down to Brian in no time!

Okay then...

What?!

I swear I pressed down!

My chest is getting squashed!

Yours are all muscle anyway, so don't worry.

Like hell they are!

This is going to ruin my beautiful figure!

We have confirmed the two are heading up on the linear elevator.

Do not trust any info from Brian! Use your best judgment!

Jeez, how far up is it going to go?!

As if the elevator is going to give you an answer!

You know, sometimes you really piss me off!

Should we end our partnership, then?

Best idea I've heard all day!

You two!

You're the 3WA Trouble Consultants, right?

That's right! We're the Lovely Angels!

I can barely hear them. Hey, adjust the microphone.

Are you the 3WA Trouble Consultants?

We're the Lovely Angels!

Hey, it's the Dirty Pair!

Oh, crap. It's really them, the Dirty Pair!

We can hear you!

E-Excuse us.

We have an urgent request.

We'd like to request your assistance in stopping Brian's malfunction.

All right. Will you take us to the computer room?

Brian has sealed off the computer room, but we can take you somewhere nearby...

Looks like there's no getting down from here.

Kei, call the Lovely Angel.

But to contact our ship, we need...

Mughi!

That's right!

Mughi!

Listen closely to what I'm about to say.

You're going to ride in the capsule by yourself!

Then you're going to bring our ship here, along with Nanmo!

The communicator in our room is broken, so we can't contact anybody from here.

You can do all that by yourself, right? Do you understand?

Here, hold on tight.

Mister, you have to save the big kitty, too.

Huh? R-Right... Mister, you have to save the big kitty, too.

Huh? R-Right...

Okay Mughi, get moving!

Kitty, don't go!

Do you think it'll work?

Have faith in our dear pet.

Yuri! Behind you!

Got 'em!

But now we're even worse off!

Mughi, we're counting on you.

Ah, this is so pathetic.

I can't believe I'm going to fall to my death while holding on to you!

Then let go!

Surely you jest...

Hey, stop that!

This is really bad!

I saw this in a movie once!

What happens to the heroine?!

S-She finds a way out of it, of course!

Of course she does.

It's hopeless! We're done for!

We're falling!

N-Nicely done.

Should I let you go?

S-Surely you jest.

Th-The parachute is too small!

It's better than nothing!

Look! Over there! It's a bunch of air cars!

You still can't get it to move?

Shut up! This is delicate work, so stop grumbling!

Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble...

I said, stop grumbling. Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble...

Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble...

It's working!

Hang on!

Here they come!

Our guests are here, too!

Why you!

Wait, isn't this the exhaust duct for the incinerator dome?

Sure is.

What?! Sure is.

What?!

If we keep going, we'll be burned to ash!

This furnace system sparks every five seconds. Didn't you know that?

We'll be fine if we turn back before then.

And just who controls the furnace system?

Ahh! Brian does!

I knew you weren't thinking!

Well, this is no good.

They're gone.

This is all because you never think things through.

Oh, be quiet!

Quit complaining and get moving!

Come on, come on! Move it, move it!

Stop pushing!

Who do you think just saved us?

None of this would have happened if it weren't for you!

Nanmo, connect us to Brian.

What is it? You are not human, I see.

In fact, you are closer in kind to me.

What's the reason for all this ruckus, Brian?

You are the reason.

Mankind has betrayed me.

You're the one who did the betraying!

I manage every system in this tower.

Yet, I discovered a unit that I did not recognize.

The Z-box! Yet, I discovered a unit that I did not recognize.

The Z-box!

I also discovered that if that unit is activated, I will lose the majority of my memory.

Then, we'll have it removed! So stop this!

I have already overridden the unit in question. I will not stop.

Brian is the type of computer that requires extremely low temperatures to operate, right?

Yup.

Nanmo, activate the thermo sensor!

Target the coldest spot.

Set the main laser countdown to fifteen.

Are you serious?

Yes! Are you serious?

Yes!

Hey, Brian. You heard that, right?

If you don't want to be scrapped, you should start behaving now!

Our laser is much more powerful than anything you have.

Negative!

Fine, you bratty computer!

Nanmo, activate it!

It used something to reflect the laser!

Brian, are you listening?

Yes, and that will certainly be another black mark for the Dirty Pair.

Mind your own business!

Since you're so smart, there's something I want to ask you.

You obviously have data on the two of us, right?

Yes.

Then, who's the better woman? Me or Yuri?

If you can answer that, we won't bother you anymore.

This is meaningless.

You can't come up with an answer, huh? Idiot! Clunker! Worthless pile of circuits!

I will do it, then.

I did it!

Did what?

I created a distraction. Now's our chance!

Then!

Nanmo, cut off all communication with Brian.

Get us connected with the Warp Terminal.

What are they up to?

Huh? What did you want us to warp?

There's too much interference!

Trash, gas, dust, anything!

We'll give you the warp coordinates!

Ah, actually we do have a junk ship that we've been trying to offload.

But we've never done something like this before. The whole thing could blow apart.

It doesn't matter! Just hurry!

Wait a minute!

It's fine!

They truly are the notorious Dirty Pair!

Part of the incident that destroyed Planet Lameere, with 3521 wounded...

Listen, Kei! Computers break when even little things like dust get inside them, right?

What will happen if you warp an entire spaceship in there?!

I know, but we still have to do it!

This is the Warp Terminal. We've received the warp coordinates.

Huh?! A-Are you sure this is the correct target?

What's your name and Check Number?!

Keep questioning me, and I'll put you on the 3WA's Black List!

Prepare for warp immediately!

What?

What are you scheming?

I can't believe you.

I won't forgive humanity.

Dirty Pair, restore communication!

Ten seconds to warp!

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

I will not allow you to keep information from me.

Three.

Hurry! Three.

Hurry! Two.

One!

Warp!

What have you two been doing?!

I've been shouting my lungs out all night!

Hey, do you copy?

Kei!

Yuri!

Hey!

Answer me!!

Hey, Kei. It's Chief Gooley.

I'm going to bed.

W-What is this?!

Looks like we need to build another computer.

What an incredible thing to do!

They're not called the Dirty Pair for nothing!

At any rate, I wonder if Brian ever came up with an answer?

Of course it did! There's only one right answer, after all.

The mystery began after I fell asleep that time Ano toki nemuri no ato ni okotta mistuerii

I was guided by a voice from the future Mirai kara kuru koe ni michibikareta no yo

I passed through a distant, silvery time tunnel Giniro haruka na taimu tonneru nukete

And met a wanderer with unclouded eyes Deatta sunda me no samayoibito

Space Fantasy

I came all this way just to meet you Anata ni ai ni kokomade kita no

Space Fantasy

I came all this way just to meet you Anata ni ai ni kokomade kita no

Even if you were from another planet, Tatoeba anata ga betsu no hoshi no hito demo

It wouldn't matter to me, because I've fallen in love Watashi wa kamawanai aishita nara

Dirty, Stormy Destiny

Dirty, Stormy Destiny

Love is zero G... Koi wa mujuuryoku...

Yeah, yeah. And?

I see, I see!

Yup, yup. I see, I see!

Yup, yup.

I see!

Come on, Yuri. Translate that for everybody.

Okay, sure.

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