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Ba ba-ba ba-ba
Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
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When the world
In which you're living
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Gets a bit too much to bear
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And you need someone to lean on
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When you look
There's no-one there
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You're gonna find me
Ba-ba ba-ba
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Out in the country
Ba-ba ba-ba
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You're gonna find me
Ba-ba ba-ba
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Way out in the country
Ba-ba-ba.
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SHEEP BLEATS
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To send a message, loud and clear -
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this is our village!
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They're not wanted here, with their
drilling rigs and their lorries.
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Hear, hear.
APPLAUSE
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And I know
we all love living here...
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Steady on.
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..but if this fracking business
goes ahead,
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we wouldn't be able to sell
our houses, even if we wanted to.
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Let's have a show of hands.
All those against fracking.
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And is there anyone in favour
of this fracking scheme?
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I'm sorry, if you're going to use
language like that, I'm leaving.
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No, Alice, it's not...
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Right, next item on the agenda
- security.
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We've had another break-in.
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Petty cash tin were taken
from Scout cupboard.
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Do you like the banner?
Silas and Pips did that all by themselves.
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Matt's written a piece
for the local paper.
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I happen to have
a really good contact there.
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The Garthdale Newsletter?
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Isn't that just done by a bloke
with a photocopier?
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Laser printer.
Anyway, he's definitely onside.
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Everyone in the parish
is gonna get a copy.
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Great. Well, Steve's website
got over 10,000 hits.
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Yeah, we've been contacted
by anti-fracking groups
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from all over the world.
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Oh, well done, Steve.
Every little helps.
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We don't like fracking.
It's bad for the planet.
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Yep, and the house prices.
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We were thinking it might be
a good idea to get Grizzo involved,
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maybe he could arrange
a fundraising gig or something.
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Now, that is a good idea.
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And tell him,
if he needs a support act,
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I've got a couple of songs
I could play.
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Matt's really good at guitar.
Course he is.
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Shall we?
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If you all hate fracking
Clap your hands
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Oh, look, there's my dad.
Better go and...
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If you all hate fracking
All hate fracking...
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All right, Dad?
Did you know,
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some of these drilling rigs
can be over 100 feet high?
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It'd be like waking up with
Blackpool Tower in your back garden.
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CHUCKLES
What's so funny?
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I just can't get used
to you as an eco-warrior.
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You don't have to live up a tree
and call yourself Swampy
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to know this is a bad idea.
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Yeah, but when they wanted
to start fracking in the Dales,
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you were all in favour of it.
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In fact, you said, "Why don't they
build a motorway through it,
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"so we can get to Kendal quicker?"
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That's different. This is an Area
of Outstanding Natural Beauty.
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So are the Dales.
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They're all right
if you like that sort of thing.
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Bob and Angela moved there,
absolutely hated it.
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Moving somewhere and hating it,
imagine that.
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Look at this, our online petition
has reached 50,000 signatures.
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Ooh.
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Every little helps.
SIGHS
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Talking of which, I'm gonna post
these leaflets around the village.
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Good luck with Grizzo.
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We don't need Grizzo, do we,
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now we've got Matt
and his singing munchkins?
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If you all hate fracking
Clap your hands
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I'm not doing it.
Come on.
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If you all hate fracking
Clap your hands...
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No, I feel sick.
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?10.
Yeah, but this is different.
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If it goes in the window, it's ?10.
Yeah, but...
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If it's not paid for,
Gareth will take it down.
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Well, can't Gareth
make an exception?
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Why don't you ask him?
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Gareth!
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I've got some leaflets here
about the anti-fracking campaign.
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Can I just put one in the window?
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I know you normally charge,
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but seeing as it's something
that helps the whole village,
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would you mind making an exception?
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He must've gone out.
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Right.
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You can leave some on the counter,
if you like.
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Thanks.
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CAROUSEL MUSIC
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Ha-ha! Whoa!
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All right, Grizzo.
Hello, Steve!
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CACKLES
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Can I...?
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What it is...
Sorry, mate, I can't hear you.
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Whoo!
Just wanted to talk to you about...
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Speak up!
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Yes, see, I wanted to talk to you
about our anti-fracking campaign.
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Eh?
Can you...? We're trying to...
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Any chance you can stop this?
What's that?
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Can you stop the carousel?
That is a very good question.
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Oh, hello, Alice.
Oh, it's you, thank goodness.
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What's the matter?
My budgie's gone missing.
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Oh, right.
I was changing his water,
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and I thought, "Oh, I've got
a bit of apricot in the fridge."
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Bobby loves apricot.
Does he?
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I should never have left
the cage door open.
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All right,
I'll come and have a look.
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Oh, would you really, dear?
That's ever so kind of you.
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He'll be somewhere in the house.
I don't think so.
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I left the window open as well.
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CAROUSEL MUSIC
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Ugh.
Are you OK?
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Yeah, fine.
It's faster than it looks.
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Anyway, yeah, so it's his idea,
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he said I needed to get in touch
with my inner child.
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Your therapist told you
to buy a carousel?
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Yeah! Not in so many words, but...
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Pretty sure that's what he meant.
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Anyway, what have you been up to?
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Well, that's what I've come to talk
to you about, Grizzo.
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Do you know what fracking is?
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Hydraulic fracturing to release
shale gas from the substrata?
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Yeah, that.
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Bobby! Bobby!
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WHISTLES
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Bobby!
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There's no sign of him, Alice.
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He's probably up in that tree.
I'll just climb up and have a look.
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No, Alice, don't.
I think I'd better do that.
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Oh, well, if you insist.
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No, count me in, Steve.
I'll set you up a gig.
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Oh, great.
They'll all be up for it.
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Stormzy, Rita Ora, Rag'n'Bone Man.
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Not Ed Sheeran.
Why not?
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We had a bit of a falling out.
Oh, no.
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He reckoned Mike Tyson
could beat a tiger in a fight,
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and I wasn't having it.
Haven't seen him since.
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I mean, a tiger!
Yeah, come on, Ed, think about it.
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Exactly.
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Anyway, don't you worry about it,
Steve, I'm on it.
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Fantastic.
Sure you don't want a go?
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Maybe another time.
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Wish I knew how to stop it.
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Ow!
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There's no sign of him, Alice.
Have you tried the apricot?
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He's not here.
He likes a bit of apricot.
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Well, not that much, obviously.
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Oh, while you're up there,
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you couldn't pick some of those
apples for me, could you?
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If you wouldn't mind.
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By the way, you dropped something.
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SIGHS
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There you go.
Thank you.
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Just hot water. You sure
you don't want a teabag in it?
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No, this is perfect.
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Mmm. Yum.
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So, how did the leafleting go?
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Yeah, they're all over the village.
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This campaign's really taking off.
How did you get on with Grizzo?
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Yeah, he's totally up for it.
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He's already planning
a fundraising gig.
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Says he's gonna ask all his mates.
Stormzy, Rita Ora, Rag'n'Bone Man.
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What about Alfie Boe?
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I don't think Grizzo
knows Alfie Boe.
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Oh, that's a pity.
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Anyway, great work, you two.
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You've been a real asset
to the campaign.
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Hear, hear.
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Although, of course, you've got more
at stake than most people.
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How do you mean?
The compulsory purchase order.
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Sorry?
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If the fracking goes ahead,
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this house is subject to
a compulsory purchase order.Oh.
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Oh, no.
Crikey.
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It's all in the proposals.
Haven't you read the small print?
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They'd...purchase our house?
What, for the market value?
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And the rest. You won't get any say
in the matter.
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They'll just buy it from you.
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It's typical of
these big corporations.
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"Here's a great big bag of cash,
now go and live somewhere else."
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I mean, it would solve
all our problems.
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Too bloody right, it would.
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They seriously pay the going rate?
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Whatever it takes,
according to this.
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If they want the land, they buy it.
What do they do with our house?
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As long as they buy it,
they can fill it with dynamite
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and blast it into the North Sea.
I'll press the plunger myself.
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We can't admit we're in favour
of fracking, though.
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No, of course not.
We keep that bit to ourselves.
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What, still be part of
the anti-fracking campaign?
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Officially, yes.
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OK. Well, I'll just deliver
these leaflets, then.
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Nice work. You better crash
that website of yours.
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Already done it.
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APPLAUSE
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Now, I'm very pleased to say
we have with us -
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and you've seen her
on the television -
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from North Yorkshire Tonight,
Yasmin Lewis.
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APPLAUSE
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Thank you.
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Well, you've left me in no doubt
as to the strength of feeling here.
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And we are going to be doing
a special feature on fracking
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in next Friday's show.
ALL MURMUR
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So, in the interest of balance,
I do have to ask,
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is there anyone here
who's in favour of it?
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I rather thought
that might be the case.
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Well, if there is anybody
who supports fracking
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but perhaps doesn't feel comfortable
saying so in public,
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if you could just make yourself
known to me afterwards?
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Thank you, Yasmin.
APPLAUSE
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Right, next item on the agenda -
has anyone seen a missing budgie?
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I really think we can win this one,
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especially now
we've got the media on board.
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It's amazing what can be achieved
if we stick together.
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Totally.
Yeah.
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By the way,
your website seems to be down.
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Is it? Yeah, I think I know
what that'll be,
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it'll be sheer volume of traffic.
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You should fix that, Steve.
I will. I'll do that.
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Actually,
I must just pop to the loo.
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All the excitement.
Silas is like that.
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SIGHS
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You haven't seen this budgie,
have you?
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Yellow and green, likes apricot.
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Yasmin, can I have a quick word?
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Ba ba-ba ba-ba
Ba-ba ba-ba
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Ba ba-ba ba-ba
Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba.
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Won't everyone know it's you?
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No, she's a proper journalist.
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She's guaranteed me
complete anonymity.
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We'll do the interview,
but they'll change my voice,
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my face will be in shadow,
no-one will know it's me.
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No, they'll think
you're a sex offender.
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Oh, God, it's my dad.
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We have a traitor in our midst.
A traitor?
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You know that reporter woman?
Erm...
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You mean the one at the...?
That's her.
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She was staying at
the White Horse over in Barnthwaite,
241
00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:09,838
had a couple too many, let slip
that someone's approached her,
242
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:13,838
saying they're willing to do an
interview in favour of the fracking.
243
00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:16,838
Did she say who it is?
244
00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:21,838
No. But whoever it is,
they've let the whole village down.
245
00:12:21,838 --> 00:12:23,838
It only needs one person
to support it,
246
00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:27,038
then the council can say
local opinion is divided.
247
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,838
Next thing you know,
they'll rubber stamp it
248
00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,838
and collect
their nice brown envelopes.
249
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,838
What's the matter with you?
250
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,838
I was just trying to think
who it could be.
251
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,838
Couldn't be Matt, could it?
No!
252
00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,518
I don't think it could be Matt.
253
00:12:45,518 --> 00:12:47,678
No, probably not.
254
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,838
Well, the lads at the Bowls Club
were saying
255
00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,678
if they find out who it is,
256
00:12:51,678 --> 00:12:53,838
they'll fill his pockets
with bowling balls
257
00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:56,038
and take him for a swim
in the old quarry.
258
00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:58,838
Aren't they made of wood,
though, bowling balls?
259
00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:00,838
Wouldn't they float?
260
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:03,838
I mean, I take your point.
261
00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:08,838
But they're not going to find out.
262
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:11,198
How can you be so sure?
She gave me her word.
263
00:13:11,198 --> 00:13:14,038
A journalist gave you their word.
Well, that's all right, then (!)
264
00:13:14,038 --> 00:13:16,838
Look, it's worth the risk.
If I do this interview,
265
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,838
it could ruin the campaign,
the fracking will go ahead,
266
00:13:18,838 --> 00:13:20,838
they'll buy this house
and we're out of here.
267
00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:22,838
We just have to hold our nerve.
268
00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,838
PHONE BEEPS
Who's that?
269
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,838
It's Grizzo.
270
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,838
Oh, no.
What's he done?
271
00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:32,878
He's only gone and got Rita Ora
to say yes to this fundraising gig.
272
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,838
Well, you did ask him to.
273
00:13:34,838 --> 00:13:37,838
Well, they'll win now,
stupid bloody yokels.
274
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:40,838
Standing in the way of progress.
275
00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:43,838
And it's typical Grizzo - just when
you want him to be unreliable!
276
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,463
GRIZZO LAUGHS
277
00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:53,552
What am I gonna say to him?
278
00:13:53,552 --> 00:13:57,352
Just get him to cancel it.
Can't you do it?
279
00:13:57,352 --> 00:13:59,352
No, you're the one that asked him
in the first place.
280
00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:01,352
It's just I think it would be better
coming from you,
281
00:14:01,352 --> 00:14:03,352
because you're more assertive.
282
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:05,352
Mm-hm, I am.
283
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,352
So YOU get out of the car
and you go and talk to Grizzo.
284
00:14:08,352 --> 00:14:12,352
All right. It's just that...
Steve, you talk to Grizzo
285
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,712
and I'll go and get the leaflets
back off Shannon.
286
00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:17,352
That's if she hasn't eaten them.
287
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,881
Hi, Shannon.
Have all those leaflets gone?
288
00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:31,123
Yep.
289
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:32,963
BUDGIE TWEETS
Oh, you've got a budgie.
290
00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:35,483
Yeah.
Where'd you get that from?
291
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:37,865
Gareth!
292
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:40,225
Where did Bronson
get the budgie from?
293
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:42,865
GARETH: You what?
294
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:45,545
Where did Bronson
get the budgie from?
295
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,865
He wouldn't say!
296
00:14:47,865 --> 00:14:48,865
Look, I don't mean to be rude,
297
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:50,865
but I think Bronson
might have stolen that budgie.
298
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,218
Eh?
299
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:55,218
I happen to know that
someone has lost...
300
00:14:55,218 --> 00:14:56,858
Oh, hello, dear.
Alice!
301
00:14:56,858 --> 00:14:58,858
I found Bobby, by the way.
302
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,898
Oh, you found him.
Just after you left.
303
00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:04,858
The poor little thing
had flown into the bathroom.
304
00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:06,858
I didn't think
to look for him there.
305
00:15:06,858 --> 00:15:08,858
He must've been terrified.
306
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:11,858
Oh, well, I'm glad you found him.
307
00:15:14,158 --> 00:15:16,478
Sorry.
What for?
308
00:15:16,478 --> 00:15:19,478
Suggesting that Bronson
might have stolen your budgie.
309
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:24,318
He probably did, just not from her.
Right.
310
00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:25,478
You wouldn't have something
311
00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:27,998
to get bird muck off
a shower curtain, would you?
312
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:30,318
I'm going to need quite a bit of it.
313
00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:33,174
LOUD CAROUSEL MUSIC
314
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:41,174
It's good, innit?
Yeah! Yeah.
315
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:45,174
You know, Grizzo, I've been thinking
about this fundraising gig.
316
00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:46,174
Oh, yeah, what about it?
317
00:15:46,174 --> 00:15:48,854
I'm not sure your counsellor
would approve.
318
00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:50,174
How do you mean?
319
00:15:50,174 --> 00:15:53,174
Well, it's a lot of work,
organising a thing like this.
320
00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:57,174
And I'm worried that you might
lose touch with your inner child.
321
00:15:57,174 --> 00:15:58,174
You reckon?
322
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:03,174
I think you're in danger of undoing
all this hard work you've put in.
323
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:07,174
So maybe it'd be better for you
if you just cancelled it.
324
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,374
What, cancelled the fundraising gig?
I would.
325
00:16:10,374 --> 00:16:14,174
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Yeah, I'll cancel it.
326
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,174
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest, Rita
didn't sound that up for it, anyway.
327
00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:19,174
Right. Good.
328
00:16:19,174 --> 00:16:23,534
So you just jump off this thing?
Yeah!
329
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,694
CHUCKLES
330
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,174
Just watch out for the tree.
331
00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:35,609
In fairness, he did warn me,
just not in time.
332
00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:39,609
So, poor Rita Ora, she'll never get
to play Garthdale Village Hall.
333
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:42,609
She'll be gutted.
Oh, no, it's the Teletubbies.
334
00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:44,609
What do they want?
Who's that with them?
335
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,609
Bloody hell, it's Barbara.
336
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:49,609
Shouldn't she be on a lead?
There are sheep around.
337
00:16:52,382 --> 00:16:55,382
You're sure you wouldn't like
a cup of tea or coffee?
338
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:58,382
No, thank you.
Or hot water?
339
00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:00,382
I'll come straight to the point.
340
00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:02,742
We've had a new security camera
fitted at the village hall
341
00:17:02,742 --> 00:17:04,382
on account of the burglaries.
342
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:06,382
Oh, yeah, the Scout tin.
Did you catch him?
343
00:17:06,382 --> 00:17:09,382
No, Steve.
But it did catch somebody else.
344
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:12,382
Take a look at this.
345
00:17:14,382 --> 00:17:15,382
It's you, isn't it?
346
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,382
You're the one who's gonna speak
in favour of fracking.
347
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,062
Why are you a traitor?
348
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:22,382
Well, no, I...
How could you, Steve?
349
00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:24,382
We thought you were
one of the good guys.
350
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:26,382
Well, what have you got to say
for yourself?
351
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,878
We might as well tell them, Steve.
352
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:36,558
Steve's planning to sabotage
the live television debate.
353
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:39,558
We knew that they wanted to speak to
someone in favour of the fracking,
354
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,878
so Steve pretended to be in favour,
so that they'd ask him on.
355
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:46,878
But in fact,
he's gonna speak out against it.
356
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:51,878
Exactly. That was the plan.
357
00:17:51,878 --> 00:17:55,878
So when it goes out live,
they'll see that there is no debate,
358
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:58,878
that the whole village is united
against the fracking.
359
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,878
And we'll win.
360
00:18:02,878 --> 00:18:03,878
That...
361
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,878
..is brilliant.
362
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,878
Hmm. Fair enough.
363
00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:12,878
Sorry I called you a traitor.
364
00:18:12,878 --> 00:18:14,878
Are you?
365
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,922
You are a genius.
They completely fell for it.
366
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,917
Yeah, I know.
Steve, listen...
367
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,917
I don't even
have to be anonymous any more.
368
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,437
I've been thinking.
It's like I'm a double agent.
369
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:30,917
Steve, you can't do it.
Can't what?
370
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,597
You can't go on telly and say
you're in favour of fracking.
371
00:18:33,597 --> 00:18:34,917
But I am. I want to.
372
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,917
But you're going against
the whole village.
373
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,917
They'll hate us.
They can do what they want.
374
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,917
We won't be in the village,
we'll be back in Leeds,
375
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,757
where they've got buses
and kebab shops
376
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,917
and cinemas that don't double
as badminton courts.
377
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,917
We'll have hot water again,
and a roof.
378
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,917
And cheaper electricity,
thanks to fracking.
379
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:53,917
You can't let everyone down.
380
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,717
Yes, I can.
381
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:07,917
Well, I've got a message for them.
We're not going to lie down.
382
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,917
You'll destroy this village
over our dead bodies!
383
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,917
APPLAUSE
384
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,917
Well, we've heard from opponents
of the fracking scheme,
385
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,437
but now we're going to hear from
someone who takes a different view.
386
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:25,917
Or so she thinks.
387
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,957
Steve Rawlings,
you're in favour of the proposals.
388
00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,917
Could you explain why?
389
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:34,917
Well, Yasmin, I know fracking
has a bad reputation...
390
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,917
Get off!
Rubbish!
391
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,117
..but let's look at the facts.
392
00:19:38,117 --> 00:19:40,277
How dare you, Steve?
393
00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:43,917
Shale gas is one of the cleaner
sources of energy.
394
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,917
It's a natural resource
395
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:51,597
and we're lucky to have it
in huge quantities right here.
396
00:19:51,597 --> 00:19:53,917
He is gonna speak out
against the fracking, isn't he?
397
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,437
I hope so, Dad.
398
00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:58,917
If this proposal goes ahead,
it'll mean cheaper energy,
399
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,917
it'll bring jobs to the area.
400
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,597
Do we really want to stand
in the way
401
00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:06,917
of an opportunity like this?
402
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:10,917
And...and the answer to that is...
403
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,917
CROWD GRUMBLE
404
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,605
..is yes.
405
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:17,605
CROWD QUIETEN
406
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:19,605
Yes, we do want to stand
in the way of it,
407
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:22,645
because it comes at too high
a price...
408
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:24,605
MURMURS OF APPROVAL
409
00:20:24,605 --> 00:20:28,605
..to the environment
and to the community,
410
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:31,125
both of which will be
utterly devastated
411
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,125
if this fracking goes ahead!
412
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,605
APPLAUSE
413
00:20:34,605 --> 00:20:38,605
I mean, for centuries,
people have worked this land,
414
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,605
and in return,
it has supported our livestock
415
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,605
and put food on our table.
416
00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:46,605
ROUSING MUSIC
417
00:20:46,605 --> 00:20:48,605
This land is our land!
418
00:20:50,605 --> 00:20:54,605
And it's our duty to preserve it
for our children
419
00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:57,605
and for our children's children!
420
00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:04,965
And that is why I say no to fracking
in Garthdale.
421
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:07,125
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
422
00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:20,425
Well done, Steve.
423
00:21:20,425 --> 00:21:22,425
I honestly couldn't have done it
better myself.
424
00:21:22,425 --> 00:21:24,465
I just did what I had to do.
425
00:21:24,465 --> 00:21:27,785
And just as well. I were about to
throw my glass of water over you.
426
00:21:27,785 --> 00:21:30,425
Hey, I've been talking
to that Yasmin -
427
00:21:30,425 --> 00:21:32,425
looks like you've really
put the wind up the council.
428
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,425
They just issued a statement
429
00:21:34,425 --> 00:21:37,425
saying they're 100% opposed
to any fracking going ahead.
430
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,425
SILAS AND PIPS CHEER
Let's have a toast.
431
00:21:39,425 --> 00:21:42,425
To no fracking in Garthdale!
432
00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:45,425
ALL: No fracking in Garthdale.
433
00:21:45,425 --> 00:21:48,425
And to Nicky and Steve
living here...forever.
434
00:21:48,425 --> 00:21:50,465
ALL: Hooray!
435
00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:52,785
Forever.
436
00:21:52,785 --> 00:21:54,945
CRUNCHES CRISPS LOUDLY
437
00:21:56,550 --> 00:22:00,550
Ba-ba ba-ba
438
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:01,550
When the world
In which you're living
439
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,550
Gets a bit too much to bear
440
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:09,550
And you need someone to lean on
441
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,590
When you look
There's no-one there
442
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:15,230
You're gonna find me
Ba-ba ba-ba
443
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:18,070
Out in the country
Ba-ba ba-ba
444
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,910
You're gonna find me
Ba-ba ba-ba
445
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:23,390
Way out in the country
Ba-ba-ba.
446
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:24,550
SHEEP BLEATS
447
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:29,150
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