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I'm thinking, like, nice and young.

No older than 20 would be good. Yeah, young for sure. Something that you could

really just bang out. Like, maybe she really doesn't know what's going on.

you know, maybe she's watched porn once or twice or whatever, you know? Nice

newbie. Yeah, newbie, and you break her in a little bit, you know what I'm

saying? Something good, you know what I mean?

Give you a little memory in your head.

Down with that. Yeah, we could do it for, like, you know, cheap or cheap, you

know? Cheap? No, usually $40?

Yeah, usually $40. Let's go. Let's make it happen.

Well, I don't know. Hopefully, we'll bump into somebody. If we do, we do. If

don't, we keep moving.

Yo! I don't know.

Hello?

I know you're up in business, and can you keep your camera out of my face?

Well, is it any of your business? No.

Yeah.

Is it like a boyfriend thing or something? No, it's not. And can you

are you guys doing? Can you not film me? We're shooting a documentary.

We're doing a thing called FFD, which is like... Fun for... Dummies. Fun for

dummies. Like, you know, like... Are you calling me a dummy?

No, but we're dummies, so it's fun for us. You know what I mean? You just came

storming out of there all pissed off, so... Well, my boss is a dickhead. What?

I work all the time. The money's shitty, and he's always asking me for favors.

Always. Favors?

I'm not willing to give.

So you just quit your job right now?

Yeah.

I can go at it now.

It seemed like it calmed you down pretty quickly.

Was it because of the liver?

No. I'm still pissed.

What can we do to get you on your face now?

Is there anything that we can do?

You got a better job for me?

For sure.

Uh -huh.

You got money. A little bit more money than... Two dollars an hour.

What do you make, like $7 .25?

Are you being serious? This is like an actual, I can make money or what?

Well, we are doing a documentary. It does pay to be on film, so you can make

few extra bucks if you want.

What do I have to do?

I can put a little interview to start with, and I guess we'll work from there.

I'll let you have the rest of my ice cream.

Well, I'm definitely doing it. Yeah, for sure.

There's always room for ice.

I'll tell you what.

I would like to take pictures of you. I think you're very beautiful.

And I'll give you like 40 bucks if you just roll with us, and then we'll drop

you back off.

After. But that's cool with you.

We'll give you 40 bucks right now to come back.

All I have to do is take pictures.

And a little bit of an interview.

Clothes on?

Yeah.

You want to roll with us? I'm ready.

There's $40.

That's it.

You're stuck, so you're down to do it, right?

You already took the money now.

So I can just run, right?

No, no, no, don't run.

Let's do it.

So what's your name, by the way?

Zay. Zay. I'm Jew Hefner.

Nice to meet you. This is Johnny Sins. Johnny Sins.

Nice to meet you, too. My name's Eddie.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I love her red hair.

She's cute. Yeah, she is cute.

Watch out. Watch out for your steps.

I lost my shoe.

By the way, did we get an age?

18. You have ID on you, by the way?

Why do I need ID?

Well, because, you know. I'm just taking pictures, right? Yes, but still, you're

taking pictures, so we need to make sure that you're over the age of 18 because

we cannot take pictures of minors.

Yeah, I got ID.

You do? Okay.

We'll check it out.

Perfect.

We'll check it out later when we get back. You don't mind rolling with us?

You're from this neighborhood anyway, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Cool.

No,

it'll take maybe about 45 minutes of your time, maybe an hour at the most.

You got time to spare?

Oh, I do.

For cash? For sure.

What's crackolating, y 'all? We're back.

FFDfuckfordollars .com.

We're about to get into this right now. You know what I'm saying? We just picked

up a cute little girl. Her name is Faye.

She's over the age of 18. She showed us ID.

So we're all good to go. We got my man Johnny sins in the building too.

So um say How are you?

Yeah,

well we're gonna make it better for you by the time you leave you have a big

smile on your face a bunch of money

Greedy logo

greedy. That's the name of our company greedy video

As long as I make some money out of it. It's just a brand. Yeah, it's just a

brand. It doesn't matter.

So, well, remember I told you we were going to take pictures and stuff?

Well, you know, when we walked in and stuff, you went to the bathroom, I

my camera, and my memory card is full, and my battery is, like, about to die.

So it would take a while for us to, like, charge it. We could sit here if

want, or we can just use the video camera if that's cool with you.

If you pay me more, I'll use the video camera.

growing business school or some shit.

$15.

What a cheapo. Let's have $20.

That's $55.

You can't go faster than... You've got to build it up first.

What do you want to get? You just quit your job.

Now what are you going to do?

I don't know.

Why?

Where else am I going to go? I'm going to make some money here first.

Good. And then after that, I don't know. What do you aspire to be as a young

entrepreneur girl of the, well, flashback of the 80s maybe?

I love your belt.

Thanks, me too.

It's a good belt.

I'll give you $20 for that belt.

Hell no.

I'll give you $40 for your belt.

No.

Do you? If you want your belt. I think she's keeping the belt. Bullets over

Broadway.

The belt.

See, this would be Broadway right here. We have a way for you to make

plenty of cash.

You made $45.

I made $55. You made $55 already.

You've been here for about 15 minutes.

All right. So I'm going to leave it to him because he's got the cash.

Okay. I want you to take your clothes off, and I'm going to give you cash.

It's not really a documentary. Well, I guess you could sort of say it's a

documentary, but it's called fuckthedollars .com.

Huh.

So, we want you to get loose for cash.

I don't know.

Let me think.

What is that now?

75.

75. Tell you what, 20 more bucks. You got 20 bucks there?

I do. 20 more bucks to kick off your top.

All right, all right, all right. This is quick.

Johnny, what do you think? What size do you think your boobies are before she

takes them off?

I'm going to say they're a nice B.

Nice B.

I don't know. What do you think? I think they're like – I'm going to say they're

Ds.

Wow.

I'm going to say they're Cs.

Do I get to touch them if I want? They might be Ds in a couple years.

Yeah.

We could throw it at that money.

All right.

Do it slow, do it slow, do it slow.

Wow, what the hell? You are flashback, aren't you?

Are they Cs?

They're Cs.

Cs. I win. You win, you get to cop a feel.

Whoa, whoa, yeah, you can cop a feel for 20 bucks.

Bam.

Beautifully aged 18 -year -old Diggs.

Very, very nice.

Nice and firm.

Turn around for a minute.

She's rolling her eyes.

Oh, hey.

That's nice.

All right, I'll throw in the stink. I think this counts.

I'm just going to give you $20 here because I want you to take your pants

just a little bit. Not right here.

This is going very, very well.

We're almost at the 18th hole.

All right, I'm just going to cut to the chase.

I got $160 left.

I'll give you the rest of this money if you let Johnny eat your pussy and then

fuck you.

All right, yeah.

For $160?

Is that all you got?

Never mind, it's fine. I'll take it.

I will take it.

All right. That's nice.

She just naturally drapes it all over her body.

What else do you do with a shitload of ponds?

I don't have any hair left.

spit on that thing.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you for having me. It's always a pleasure.

Thanks for the job.

Thank you.

Come by anytime.