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I think we're going to need to get some data. I promise it won't hurt.

I think we're going to need to find some stuff together.

Come on, baby.

Everyone's doing anal these days.

Don't worry.

It's not going to hurt. It's really not that bad. We can get some good lube and

we'll have fun. I just want to try some new things.

All right.

I'll talk to you later. Good night.

Bye.

Oh,

hey.

How was your college reunion?

Did you meet any of your old friends?

Look, it's you asking me about my day.

It was just a couple months ago. You were still referring to me either as

stepmom or Mrs. Ryan.

Well, I mean, you've treated me like your own son, so I can treat you like my

own mom.

Aren't you such a darling, honey?

So, did you have fun?

I don't think I did, actually.

What? Why?

I thought those would be a good opportunity to gossip and feel superior

know, Talk to your people.

That is pretty much the issue.

What do you mean? You're the raddest person I know.

I don't know if I should be talking with you about that.

Why?

Well, it's a little inappropriate.

It was really... I mean, I guess these are things that you should be

aware of since you are growing.

It was really nice to see my friends, but it reminded me of how boring my life

has gotten.

I just, I don't know, I used to be really adventurous.

And I, with my friends, ran into my ex -boyfriend from college.

And, you know, it's just, I mean, I

suppose it's okay to talk with you about this because you're old enough.

We had a really adventurous sex life.

We would be that couple that would hook up in the bathroom at parties, and then

we would, like, have sex in the back of cars.

And my life has just kind of gotten boring.

Yeah, I mean, my dad wasn't really adventurous either. He was just, like,

of square and did things his way and, you know.

I don't want to talk bad about my dad, but this is how he was.

Yeah, well, you know who's not queer.

Oh, okay.

I heard you talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and

she doesn't want to do something with you.

Yeah, I didn't know you heard all that.

Yeah, she... I was... I don't know. I don't know if I want to talk about it.

Well, sounds like she doesn't want to do something for you.

I think she's vanilla like my dad in that regard.

Oh, God. My old school friends annoyed me when they called me vanilla earlier.

You know what?

I think that it's time that I try...

Some new things.

And, you know, you thought that you would help me.

Uh, wait.

You're my mom. We can't do that.

I think it's time that I spice my

sex life up a little bit.

Uh, wait, you're my mom.

That mom tagged me for you?

Okay.

Take a seat.

I don't know if we should be doing this.

You're my mom. Kind of weird.

Exactly.

I want to do this for you, and I want you to do this for

me.

I mean, we need to keep this in the family, right?

Uh, sure.

Yeah.

Isn't this just a little weird?

Well,

you know, we can take it just little by little.

And if it feels weird to you at all, we can just stop.

Okay.

I'm going to put it on.

It was fucking good.

Fuck yes.

don't you know

Why?

take mommy's walls.

I mean, tight little assholes.

cheat for you a little bit more.

you.

You're going to have to get closer.

You were sloppy.

I'm never going to point out.

That was yummy.

How was it?

Let's just say that your girlfriend is missing out.

So is my dad.

When you say we go clean up? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.