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I think we're going to need to get some
data. I promise it won't hurt.
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I think we're going to need to find some
stuff together.
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Come on, baby.
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Everyone's doing anal these days.
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Don't worry.
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It's not going to hurt. It's really not
that bad. We can get some good lube and
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we'll have fun. I just want to try some
new things.
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All right.
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I'll talk to you later. Good night.
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Bye.
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Oh,
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hey.
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How was your college reunion?
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Did you meet any of your old friends?
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Look, it's you asking me about my day.
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It was just a couple months ago. You
were still referring to me either as
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stepmom or Mrs. Ryan.
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Well, I mean, you've treated me like
your own son, so I can treat you like my
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own mom.
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Aren't you such a darling, honey?
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So, did you have fun?
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I don't think I did, actually.
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What? Why?
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I thought those would be a good
opportunity to gossip and feel superior
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know, Talk to your people.
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That is pretty much the issue.
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What do you mean? You're the raddest
person I know.
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I don't know if I should be talking with
you about that.
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Why?
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Well, it's a little inappropriate.
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It was really... I mean, I guess these
are things that you should be
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aware of since you are growing.
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It was really nice to see my friends,
but it reminded me of how boring my life
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has gotten.
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I just, I don't know, I used to be
really adventurous.
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And I, with my friends, ran into my ex
-boyfriend from college.
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And, you know, it's just, I mean, I
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suppose it's okay to talk with you about
this because you're old enough.
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We had a really adventurous sex life.
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We would be that couple that would hook
up in the bathroom at parties, and then
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we would, like, have sex in the back of
cars.
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And my life has just kind of gotten
boring.
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Yeah, I mean, my dad wasn't really
adventurous either. He was just, like,
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of square and did things his way and,
you know.
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I don't want to talk bad about my dad,
but this is how he was.
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Yeah, well, you know who's not queer.
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Oh, okay.
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I heard you talking on the phone with
your girlfriend, and
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she doesn't want to do something with
you.
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Yeah, I didn't know you heard all that.
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Yeah, she... I was... I don't know. I
don't know if I want to talk about it.
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Well, sounds like she doesn't want to do
something for you.
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I think she's vanilla like my dad in
that regard.
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Oh, God. My old school friends annoyed
me when they called me vanilla earlier.
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You know what?
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I think that it's time that I try...
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Some new things.
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And, you know, you thought that you
would help me.
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Uh, wait.
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You're my mom. We can't do that.
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I think it's time that I spice my
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sex life up a little bit.
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Uh, wait, you're my mom.
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That mom tagged me for you?
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Okay.
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Take a seat.
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I don't know if we should be doing this.
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You're my mom. Kind of weird.
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Exactly.
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I want to do this for you, and I want
you to do this for
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me.
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I mean, we need to keep this in the
family, right?
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Uh, sure.
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Yeah.
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Isn't this just a little weird?
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Well,
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you know, we can take it just little by
little.
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And if it feels weird to you at all, we
can just stop.
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Okay.
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I'm going to put it on.
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It was fucking good.
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Fuck yes.
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don't you know
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Why?
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take mommy's walls.
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I mean, tight little assholes.
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cheat for you a little bit more.
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you.
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You're going to have to get closer.
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You were sloppy.
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I'm never going to point out.
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That was yummy.
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How was it?
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Let's just say that your girlfriend is
missing out.
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So is my dad.
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When you say we go clean up? Yeah.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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