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Bob, come on. Dinner's getting cold.

I'm not hungry.

Bob, I made the place for you. Come on.

I

made

your favorite. I just didn't want it to get cold.

Chardonnay, a very good year.

What did I do to deserve all that?

Oh, shit, I didn't forget our anniversary, did I?

No, I just wanted to have a romantic evening with you.

Okay, come on, let's eat now before it gets cold.

Let it.

Hey, careful.

Let's not spill anything on the tablecloth, huh?

I'll buy you a new tablecloth. I'll buy you ten tablecloths.

Asshole.

What?

I just wanted to have a quiet romantic evening with you.

I thought that's what we were doing.

Romantic doesn't mean pawing me.

I was trying to make love to you.

I don't know what you thought that meant.

Pawing.

I finished the projections for the fall collection, and I think if we really

push, we could probably get an 8 % increase this year.

Sounds pretty optimistic.

Yeah, well, it's about the only thing I have to be optimistic about.

Yeah, I noticed when I got here, it's like your dog had died. It just didn't

want to say anything.

Thank you. My dog's fine.

Bob again.

Same problem?

Yeah. Janet, I've known you since college. I don't like seeing you like

David, when you sleep with a woman, do you look at her or do you close your

and picture somebody else?

Jesus, I hope I'm thinking about her. I mean, if I wasn't, I wouldn't want to be

with her.

When I sleep with Bob, he stares at the spot on the wall over my head.

I know he's imagining one of the disgusting women that he writes about.

And I know he's not.

All the time I've known you, I have never known a more beautiful, sexy woman

than you.

Bob would have to be an idiot to think about anybody else.

Well, you always did say Bob was an idiot.

As your friend, I'd advise you to see a marriage counselor as soon as possible.

The longer you take, the longer this will take to resolve.

As a man who lied, I'd have to advise you to get a divorce.

What do you mean, as a man who's lied? You lied to me about something?

Um...

When I said I've never fantasized about another woman, that's not exactly true.

I've had an ongoing fantasy about you for the past six years.

Oh, no, come on, you have not.

Yeah, I have, which is how I know.

Bob would have to be crazy to be thinking about somebody else.

Well, maybe I'm just not sexy enough for him.

Come here.

Come on. Hold on.

Look at you. You're the sexiest woman I have ever seen.

You're absolutely gorgeous.

That's very sweet.

No, I'm not.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

You don't need that person.

Try the counselor.

If that doesn't work, you can stay with me.

Go ahead,

I'm sleeping.

You just laid down ten minutes ago.

Yeah, well, I'm tired.

You don't have to do anything.

I'm not in the mood.

Besides, you'd probably just be imagining someone else anyway.

Here we go.

I want to see a counselor.

I want us to see a counselor.

No.

Well, it's either that or we get separated.