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Previously on Weeds.
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I'm making a buy.
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You come back with five
figures, and we'll do business.
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Any chance I could
borrow $10,000?
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I know an accountant/councilman
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with access to a certain
civic investment portfolio...
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Make it $50,000.
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Summer reading
from Internal Affairs.
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It appears Pete was
the brains behind
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the skimming,
extortion, wiretapping.
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Good thing for us he
turned up the way he did,
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and we don't have to get honest.
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How's Tim doing?
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How do you think he's
doing? His father's dead.
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Are you free for
dinner tomorrow?
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Who's your friend?
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She's Peter's ex-wife.
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Are you fucking insane?
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I thought Dean
was out of your life.
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He was.
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Until the handitard went
and drove off of a cliff.
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Is he going to be okay?
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The initial surgery was successful,
but he'll need several more.
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We are getting a divorce.
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There's no one else but you.
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Oh, God.
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Sanjay, your territories are
colleges, junior colleges...
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And gay bars and dance clubs.
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Tara's completely
active in the Church.
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The Lord wants me
to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin.
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Fine, you're in.
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Do I get a cell phone, too?
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Yeah. Take Silas'.
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I'd like my phone back.
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I have other plans for you.
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Teach him to grow.
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All right, Nancy. You want
your boy to be my bitch?
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He'll be my bitch.
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What we need is to
redirect a small portion
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of our sewage through your town.
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Shit highway could
be our road to riches.
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We need these votes.
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I'm thinking a golf membership.
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Your membership's
been revoked. What?
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God bless the new Majestic!
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Holy shit!
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That's a lot of sewage.
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That motherfucker.
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I'm gonna have him killed.
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From the boys at
Sigma Alpha Delta.
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Thank you, Sanjay.
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You may have another.
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The youth pastor
is a wake-and-baker.
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Holy smokes.
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Thank you.
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Why is this all wet?
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Water park.
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Hmm...
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That's $20,000.
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The way things are going,
I'll have the rest in a few days.
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Why is this stack wet?
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Water park.
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So, all the money goes
back into the Agrestic account.
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No trails back to us.
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There's no more Agrestic, Nance.
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No town. We're good.
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Let's keep it. Doug.
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I might be a drug dealer,
but I'm no embezzler.
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Oh, no, we'll put
it back. Eventually.
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Until they figure
out which way is up,
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we could use this
capital to our advantage.
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Yeah. I'm not
comfortable with this.
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Well, get comfortable.
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Buy more drugs, sell more drugs.
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And then when we're crazy rich,
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we can pay back Agrestic and
buy corn dogs for all of Darfur.
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I'm not sure corn dogs are
first up on the wish list in Darfur.
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My point is, we
need this capital
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if we're gonna be the Weed-Mart
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of the San Fernando Valley.
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Homegrown Depot. Potco.
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You need to trust
me on this, Nancy.
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I don't tell you how
to move a brick.
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Fine.
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For now.
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Listen, Doug, a word of advice.
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Watch your back.
Sullivan's on the warpath.
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I didn't do anything.
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So you had nothing to do
with that pipe exploding?
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That was clearly an act of God.
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Well, tell God to
watch his back.
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Nancy, don't
anthropomorphize God.
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That sounds like fun.
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Tim and Shane together?
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We could give it a shot.
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Yeah, I know
where that is. Great.
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Terrific. All right.
We'll see you there.
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Bye, Val.
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You got a call.
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From who?
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Roy Till.
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I don't know Roy Till.
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Roy Till knew you.
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And what did Roy Till want?
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I asked Roy Till
that very question.
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Why are you making
me work so hard for this?
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Because Captain Roy
Till is with the DEA,
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because he wants you
to come down to his office
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as soon as possible,
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because he said you've
probably been expecting this call.
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That was my reaction.
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"The side effects may
be urinary incontinence,
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"migraine, fuzzy
vision, rapid heartbeat,
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"swollen limbs,
depression, mania,
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"nocturnal psychosis,
erectile dysfunction..."
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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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It's not a dream.
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Here's his feeding schedule.
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And the physical therapy
exercises are in the binder.
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And you're gonna have
to change his diaper.
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Stop speaking.
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Fine. Figure it out yourself.
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I have no memory
of giving birth to you.
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None whatsoever.
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There is no God.
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You have to change my
diaper so I don't get a rash.
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Not gonna happen.
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I stood by you when
you had cancer.
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Yeah, my cancer didn't stink.
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Celia, if I get a rash,
it could get infected,
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and my body can't fight
off infection right now.
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Will you die?
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Worse.
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I'll have to have a
lot more surgeries,
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and you'll have to take
care of me for a lot longer.
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This is not right.
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After we change me, we
should do some exercises.
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You're enjoying
this, aren't you?
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Seeing me miserable.
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It's the only silver lining
on a very dark cloud.
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I'm looking for Roy Till.
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Nancy Botwin.
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Am I in the right place?
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Captain Till's been
waiting for you.
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That's her.
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Hey, is that her?
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Check it out.
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Hey, isn't that Pete's wife?
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I have questions.
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You do? Sit.
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I see you don't use
the name Scottson.
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Uh, no.
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Kids. Kids are Botwin.
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Keeping it consistent.
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You and Pete kept your
marriage awful quiet.
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Yes, yes.
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Why?
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Do I need a lawyer?
Frankly, I'm a little surprised
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you didn't come clean
to us about this sooner.
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Why's that?
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So you could get what
you have coming to you.
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Why don't we settle
all this right now?
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And "all this" would be?
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Life insurance check,
made out to Nancy Scottson.
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Shouldn't be any trouble to cash
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if you show the bank a
copy of the marriage license.
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Also, forms to fill out,
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so we can start sending
you his pension checks.
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Oh.
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Look at that.
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Things from Pete's desk.
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That should close
the book on all this.
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Uh... Again, "all this"?
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We don't know what Pete
told you and what he didn't.
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Frankly, we don't care.
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What he was involved
with when he died,
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who he was involved
with, it's all in the past.
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We'd rather think
the best of him.
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I'm sure you would, too.
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The best.
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But should it not
remain in the past,
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well, that would seriously
affect his pension.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying?
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Yes. Completely, totally.
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That's all, Mrs. Scottson.
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Botwin.
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Mrs. Botwin.
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God bless you.
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My condolences.
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You are the sun.
You control it all.
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If you don't keep a light
schedule, seeds will sprout
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and reach for whatever
source of light they can find.
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Not too different from humans,
but that's another lecture.
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Point is, you didn't put
the grow light on a timer,
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so these went toward my
light, made them spindly.
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These seeds were
your responsibility.
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You fucked 'em up.
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Sorry.
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Things okay at home?
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Are they ever?
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Mom okay?
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She's a tough read.
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Yeah, I know.
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And what happened here?
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Brown spots, yellowing,
moving upward.
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Think.
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Nitrogen deficiency?
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And what do you do?
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Add a solution
with a high N rating,
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like Advanced
Nutrients' Connoisseur?
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That's right. Ha!
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Ha, my ass, you plant
killing motherfucker.
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You should have got
it right the first time.
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Pay attention.
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No one is going to take
care of you in life, Silas.
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Learn and grow.
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Move!
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Save those plants!
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That's money out of my pocket!
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Oh, shit, that reminds me.
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It's from my mom.
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She wants more stuff.
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Yo, it just slipped your mind
that there's thousands of dollars
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in your fucking backpack? Jesus.
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Oh, damn. I also forgot
there's a diamond up my ass.
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You want it? You know what?
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Take care of my plants
before you find a foot up there.
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Tell your mom I said hi.
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Yeah.
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Hey. Tell her, all right?
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Sure.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You say we're going
to the Apple Store,
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but instead, you bring me here
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and force me to play
with Peter's asshole son
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so you can hang
out with his ex-wife?
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Do I have this right?
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Uh...
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Yeah.
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So not cool.
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I'm not proud.
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You owe me.
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It might be fun.
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Fine. Debt owed. Let's go.
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You think that's funny, dickbag?
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That's not even a word, dildock.
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I'm not sure this was
such a good idea.
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They'll be fine.
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Blue raspberry or cherry?
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Cherry. Wait a minute.
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Think you owe me some money.
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Oh? How much?
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$119,000.
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I was gonna tell you.
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You married him?
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Married. Did that
just slip your mind?
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How do you fit that
into a conversation?
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"Hey, guess what, Val?
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"Before you go down to the DEA's
office and make an ass of yourself,
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"let me tell you something.
Peter and I were married."
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There. Pretty simple.
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It was a drunken weekend.
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Completely stupid,
only-on-nine-cosmos kind of thing.
265
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,279
I thought we were
friends. We are friends.
266
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,663
Well, then, how about
the fucking money?
267
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:54,522
I didn't even know I
was getting any money.
268
00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:56,519
Yeah, well, you got
it. So give it to me.
269
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,359
That's Tim's money.
270
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,740
I don't want the money.
I'm giving you the money.
271
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,931
Look. Here. Take it.
272
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:07,968
Just putt, asshole.
273
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,971
It's made out to you.
274
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,591
I'll endorse it over.
275
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,260
You can't endorse
a $119,000 check.
276
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,196
I'm not stupid.
277
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,997
Let's go to the bank.
278
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,261
It's Sunday. Banks are closed.
279
00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:24,552
Then we'll deposit it tomorrow.
280
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:28,422
I'll transfer it over, and
you can declare it a gift.
281
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,041
It's not a gift.
282
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,576
I lived with that
asshole for 11 years.
283
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,012
I earned that.
284
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,713
Okay. Bad choice of words.
285
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,748
It's your money.
286
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,784
Give me a break already.
287
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,429
You were gonna tell me?
288
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,391
Sure, eventually.
289
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,226
Putt now or die!
290
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,332
Yes! Hole-in-one.
291
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,700
Your son is annoying.
292
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,169
Oh, glass-house-dwelling person.
293
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,598
You're right. I'm
putting down the stone.
294
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,776
You want the Slushie now?
295
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,145
That's okay.
296
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,612
Oh, come on.
297
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,992
The ugly, confronty
part of the day is over.
298
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,184
We're free to have treats now.
299
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,619
Why did you have
to assume the worst?
300
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,399
I'm used to getting fucked.
301
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,491
Oh, get over it. Neither
of us is getting fucked.
302
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,434
Poor us.
303
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,662
No shit.
304
00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:40,038
Jeez, you ever hear of a phone?
305
00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:42,596
Dana took the charger.
I need $100,000.
306
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:45,899
Majestic is checking
the books tomorrow.
307
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,085
I bought 10 more bricks.
308
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,554
"Putting it back
in the business"?
309
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:50,955
You remember that conversation?
310
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,102
Oh, God. Me in prison.
311
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,204
I'm way too long for those beds.
312
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,556
And the food. There
is no sushi in prison.
313
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,846
Unless you count dick.
314
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,114
Okay, listen.
315
00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:08,156
Why do you need $100,000 if we
only took $50,000 for the initial buy?
316
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,474
Did we take more than $50,000?
317
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,292
We took $50,000,
318
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,805
but I knew it was only a matter
of time before we doubled up,
319
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,606
so I took another $50,000
for my divorce lawyer
320
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,258
and got laser eye surgery.
321
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,076
Recovered in a
day. Fucking miracle.
322
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,147
Now I can read the tiny print
they use for warning labels on pills.
323
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,182
Big pharma fucks us
coming and going, Nance,
324
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,672
and I'm going to prison.
325
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,552
I'm going to prison, while
big pharma roams free.
326
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:27,992
There is no justice.
327
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,577
Are you on some
big pharma right now?
328
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:32,607
If I go to jail, will
you come with me?
329
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,049
I cannot do it alone.
330
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:37,518
You're not gonna
go to jail, Doug.
331
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,304
I might have access
to some money.
332
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,118
Have you been hoarding
money from your accountant?
333
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,886
'Cause that is not cool, Nance.
334
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,978
Doug, go upstairs, take a bath.
335
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,713
I suggest you try the bath bomb.
336
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:53,617
The carbonation's
delightful. All right?
337
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,302
We'll figure this out.
338
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,438
She never lets me
use the tub, lucky.
339
00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:58,789
I'm going to jail.
340
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,808
You're not going to jail, Doug.
341
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,546
I'm gonna have all kinds
of cock shoved up my ass.
342
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,949
I need to say
something out loud.
343
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,086
I killed Peter.
344
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,493
Did you hear what I said?
345
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,061
Yeah, I heard you.
You killed Peter.
346
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,785
We all knew that
U-Turn story was bullshit.
347
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:33,123
I guessed poison. Was I right?
348
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,360
Silas thought you
smothered him in his sleep.
349
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,980
Shane had some wild theory
about you and a samurai.
350
00:16:40,049 --> 00:16:42,950
My whole family
thinks I'm a killer.
351
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:45,069
You just said you killed him.
352
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,805
I didn't actually kill
him or have him killed.
353
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,069
I'm saying that if he never
met me, he'd still be alive.
354
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,777
Listen,
355
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,680
I taught Stephanie
Cooper how to give head.
356
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,467
She died when a
guy she was blowing
357
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,086
drove into a swamp.
358
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,949
Doesn't mean I killed her.
359
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:06,557
It means I was a great teacher.
360
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,227
And he was a bad driver.
361
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,215
And the alligators were hungry.
362
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,815
I got Peter's life insurance
and pension money.
363
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:17,168
Jackpot. No.
364
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,821
I promised it to
Valerie and to Doug.
365
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:24,108
I don't know what to do.
366
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,971
If I don't give it to
Doug, he goes to jail.
367
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,295
If I don't give it to
Valerie, I go to hell.
368
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:30,281
Jail comes before hell.
369
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,118
Or you could give it all to me.
370
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,591
Sullivan.
371
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,327
I'm not Sullivan. I'm
the Easter Bunny.
372
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,831
You want your basket?
373
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,546
Just wait, wait, wait
a minute. Just a sec.
374
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,738
I wanna freshen up.
375
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,390
Collect my eggs.
376
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,065
Celia?
377
00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:06,734
You make any noise,
378
00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:10,004
so help me God, you
will be sitting in that diaper
379
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,208
for a week.
380
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:28,789
Mmm...
381
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,863
I'm so impressed by
you. Your kindness.
382
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:40,634
Dropping everything to take
care of a man you don't love,
383
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,837
because he has no one else.
384
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:45,939
Mmm...
385
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,519
You are the most selfless woman.
386
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,976
I am.
387
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:50,711
I'm wonderful.
388
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:51,780
Yes.
389
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,781
You are.
390
00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:56,183
Let's go to the bedroom.
391
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,351
No.
392
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,455
Okay, fine. Fuck it.
393
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,745
Mmm...
394
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,210
What is that?
395
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,478
It's a dog.
396
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,947
Dryer. DEAN: Woof.
397
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,949
Okay, it's him.
398
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,762
Come on. He's in there?
399
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,520
He's safer there.
Can't hurt himself.
400
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,655
Woof. Wait, where you going?
401
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,577
Woof!
402
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:23,777
Jesus.
403
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:28,493
Maybe we ought
to take a little break.
404
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:30,417
I'll call you.
405
00:19:32,788 --> 00:19:34,555
Thanks for that, Celia.
406
00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:36,340
Doggy got a big bone.
407
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,232
Little close there, kiddo!
408
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,584
Still hating me.
409
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,903
He's very committed.
410
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,510
What's this? That? That is cash.
411
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,963
It's not $119,000 in cash.
412
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,948
It's $4,500.
413
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:03,617
Where's my money?
414
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,096
I have the money. I
just don't have it here.
415
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,453
This is a down payment.
416
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:07,855
I knew it.
417
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,390
I had a little emergency.
418
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,887
You're gonna have
it back in a month.
419
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,561
This is a scam, right?
420
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,095
You don't understand.
421
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,597
There's money coming in.
422
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,532
No worries.
423
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:19,745
No worries?
424
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,402
I have cards maxed out.
425
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,382
I have creditors calling me.
426
00:20:23,406 --> 00:20:25,205
I can't make my rent.
427
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,785
I can't wait for
money to come in.
428
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,242
I need it now.
429
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,211
Jesus. Why are you
in such bad shape?
430
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,608
I've been spending all my
cash on coke and man whores.
431
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,959
Why the hell do you think?
432
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,467
I work a middle-class
job in the Bush economy.
433
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,218
Where's my fucking money?
434
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,954
It's fucking coming!
435
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,890
You spent it
already, didn't you?
436
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,925
That was my money.
437
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,402
Fucked.
438
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:50,731
Fucked, fucked.
439
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,368
Not fucked.
440
00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,603
Just fucked in the head.
441
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,842
Clearly not ready to
listen, so I'm gonna go.
442
00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,029
I'll call you.
443
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,154
Mom, she took my ball!
444
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:17,308
Fuck your ball. She
took our 100 grand.
445
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,461
First of all, Mr. Wilson, we would
like to thank you for the T-shirts
446
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:25,166
that you brought us from the 2001
Agrestic 5K Thanksgiving Fun Run.
447
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:26,316
I drew that logo.
448
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,718
The turkey with the sneakers.
449
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,205
That's quite a
talent, Mr. Wilson.
450
00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:32,684
However, we're here to discuss
451
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,053
the town of Agrestic's
financial records,
452
00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,342
not funny T-shirts.
453
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:36,777
Of course, Ann.
454
00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:40,648
May I call you Ann?
I'm getting divorced.
455
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,500
There seems to be an outstanding
loan here, Councilman Doug,
456
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,253
made to a company
called Aguatecture?
457
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:48,739
Yes. Yes, there is. And I
have the repayment of that loan
458
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,991
right here in my back pocket.
459
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,758
This is a post-dated
personal check.
460
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,881
Yes. Yes, it is.
461
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,750
This is all highly
unorthodox, Mr. Wilson.
462
00:21:59,802 --> 00:22:00,968
Yes. Yes, it is.
463
00:22:01,036 --> 00:22:02,680
And you're claiming
that this is repayment
464
00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:04,316
on the loan made to Aguatecture.
465
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,539
Yes. Yes, it is.
466
00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:07,018
You see the memo
line right there?
467
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:09,337
It says, "For Aguatecture."
It's a great little business.
468
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:11,273
Socially responsible,
minority-owned company
469
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,597
that makes fountains
shaped like houses.
470
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,467
Victorians, Tudors,
even castles.
471
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,368
Heartwarming story.
472
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:23,057
Hardscrabble, good people,
invested with our hearts, and it paid off.
473
00:22:23,126 --> 00:22:25,109
They're selling like
bratwurst in Germany.
474
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,310
Praise the Lord.
475
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,378
Hallelujah, with the
grace of the God.
476
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:31,599
So be it, amen. Mmm,
mmm. Oh, brother.
477
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,400
Amen.
478
00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:35,819
My wife's a fountain freak.
479
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,471
She'd love those.
480
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,223
Yeah, where can I get one?
481
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,490
I'll hook you all up.
482
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,542
Fountains for everyone. At cost!
483
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,944
Thank you!
484
00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:53,887
Crust, please.
485
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:57,742
Mmm.
486
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,110
Thank you.
487
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,127
Where the fuck have you been?
488
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,378
I quit.
489
00:23:51,446 --> 00:23:52,646
Bullshit.
490
00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:56,550
Not bullshit.
491
00:23:56,618 --> 00:23:58,068
Look at how you treat me.
492
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,037
How I treat you?
493
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,639
I haven't had lunch.
494
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:05,259
I left three messages saying I
wanted soup and a Cobb salad.
495
00:24:05,328 --> 00:24:07,061
So, fire me instead.
496
00:24:08,964 --> 00:24:11,231
But I like you.
497
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,551
You're a shitty assistant,
but your skin's like milk,
498
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,853
and you're almost
as smart as I am.
499
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,756
If you make this easy for me,
500
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:21,191
let me steal all the
office supplies I want,
501
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,328
we can do it on
the table before I go.
502
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,480
You would have been
a killer in business
503
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,110
if you hadn't pissed away all
your potential on the mommy track.
504
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,036
Yeah. I guess it
wasn't meant to be.
505
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,539
Look at you, anal.
506
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,252
Shouldn't you just
sweep everything off
507
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,060
and ravage me like a real man?
508
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:42,963
I spent the whole day
organizing this shit.
509
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,436
Bitch.
510
00:24:49,504 --> 00:24:51,664
Oh, yeah. I'm bad. Punish me.
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