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Oh, man.
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Sure is a scorcher today, huh, Pete?
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How's the moving coming, buddy? Can you
just give me a hand? I'm not carrying
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all your crap upstairs while you sit and
watch. I kind of got my hands full.
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I think we should have stayed in Queens.
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This doesn't look like the best
neighborhood.
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We're in Brooklyn.
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How could anything bad happen here?
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I told you.
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My dogs are barking.
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Well, I think we've been sitting around
here long enough.
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We say we get out there and round up
some of those hot Brooklyn girls.
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Did you see that thing outside?
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I don't think it's safe to walk around
during the day, much less at night.
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Fine. Just leave some more hot chicks
for me.
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Hot, sexy, nerdy chicks with thick horn
-rimmed glasses.
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You know the type, Pete.
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Librarian in the street, sex offender in
the sheets.
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All right, I'll go.
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sure you're reading that thing right?
Yeah, well, it says it should be right
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over there, but that doesn't make any
sense.
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You know what? We're never going to find
this place. I'm going to go home.
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Wait, wait.
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You hear that?
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My girl sense is tingling, my friend.
Tingling like it's never tingled before.
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In this direction.
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That's an empty lot.
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I'm out of here.
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When has my girl sense ever been wrong?
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Don't answer that.
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This way.
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What'd I tell you? Here we are.
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This is supposed to be an empty lot.
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I don't get it. Empty lot? My ass.
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It's like ancient Rome over there.
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This is why we came to Brooklyn, Pete.
Let's go!
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All right.
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Woo!
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Where am I? Where's Dan? Dan went back
to my apartment with Denise.
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Here, I made this for you.
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Uh, who's Denise?
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He's that tall, beautiful blonde woman
who took Dan home.
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Do you remember anything from last
night?
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One thing fell off a bridge.
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Okay!
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Yeah.
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You're pretty scary.
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I was clinically dead.
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You're so pretty!
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Yeah, wait, your name's Adelaide.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Did we, you know... You know me?
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Uh, no.
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Is this a funeral home?
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Mm -hmm.
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I work here.
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Plus, it was close to the bar.
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I haven't had to drag a body more than a
few blocks in a really long time.
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You're heavy.
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Plus, I just feel more at home here than
anywhere else.
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That's how I feel at the Red Lobster in
Times Square.
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Oh, yum.
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Have you seen my glasses?
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Thanks.
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And I've always wanted to open a funeral
home of my own.
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It's been a dream of mine forever.
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I've never heard anyone say that before.
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Oh, some people think I'm weird, but my
grandmother says I'm a miracle.
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Is he still alive?
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Oh, no. He died before I was born.
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Sorry.
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Pete Adelaide!
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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Oh, this is my apartment.
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I live here.
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Good morning, you two.
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Oh, hi.
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Where's Denise?
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Addie, I'm right here.
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Good morning.
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Hey, girl.
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Feels like you had fun last night. I had
the best time. I'm so glad.
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So, how are you feeling this morning,
Fred Stare?
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No, I didn't do the Macarena again, did
I? Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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Old dick came out.
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Well, I didn't realize the macaroon
included handstands, but here. I made
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for you.
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Uh, hey.
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It's okay.
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Drink it.
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You're good.
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Whoa!
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What's in there?
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Oh, gosh, just, uh, some tennis root.
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You want some bacon and eggs, mister?
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You bet your ass I do. Come on.
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Ow.
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God.
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So, did you score or what?
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I hit the jackpot, man.
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We're in Brooklyn one night.
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Bam! I knew moving here was the greatest
idea ever.
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I never pegged you for taxidermy
enthusiasm.
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Spill the beans, man.
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Nerd sex different than regular people's
sex? Sorry, Dan. I am not the sexual
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predator that you are.
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Dude, what are you waiting for? Seal the
deal.
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You guys were meant to be together.
Denise even told me so.
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You know, Denise is a sexual demon.
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I've got scratches all over my back.
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Chasing.
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Chasing. Get up.
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We're going out.
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What about Hudson?
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Addie is new to town.
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Let's show her what Brooklyn is all
about.
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You know, I just remembered I got an
audition I gotta... No, you don't.
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We are going to have fun today.
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Yeah.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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I got this, guys.
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No.
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Don't you find it a bit strange that
Denise was getting all that free stuff
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yesterday? I hardly ever get free stuff.
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Yeah, I thought that cop was going to
give us all tickets for jumping the
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turnstile, but he just gave us high
fives. Exactly.
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You don't get free stuff unless you're
sleeping with them.
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That's when girls give me free stuff.
So, hold on. You think that she slept
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the cop, the ice cream man, the Ferris
wheel worker, and that old lady with the
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pet pigeon who let her cut the bathroom
line?
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The only thing that makes any sense.
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And now she's switching with me to get
rid of me. She's using me. Using you for
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what?
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That's what I'm going to find out.
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Come on, man. I just made that.
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You know what would be really good for
you?
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If you joined Finn.
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Finn is a good idea, actually. Yeah,
because, you know, you just had a baby
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you probably want to drop a little. So
it could be, maybe you'll meet somebody,
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actually. Oh, yeah. Your baby is so
cute.
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What's your name? Heidi.
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Heidi. Hi, Heidi.
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But you know what? You really need to
join because you need to get back in
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and get out there and meet somebody.
Maybe you'll meet somebody. That's the
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higher point. Oh, my God. It's to meet
somebody. Todd.
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Ooh, that's a really good idea. Todd.
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Awesome. Oh, my God. Heidi, she's not
breathing.
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Call 911.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no. No,
wake up. Honey, wake up, baby. Hurry.
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Hurry. She's not moving.
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Heidi, Heidi. Oh, my God. She's not
breathing.
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He says he's an actor.
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Yeah, that's just a lame excuse for
being unemployed.
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I know.
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But he's a good role in the hay.
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He's got this weird energy.
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Like, when we fuck, I dream like this,
but he doesn't lose any.
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I don't get it, but his essence could
power my magic forever, so I guess I'll
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keep him around until he runs out of
juice.
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Or pisses me off.
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Will it be feeding babies?
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You know, I always felt so...
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bad when we did that. You know, Pete and
Addie are getting along really well,
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right? Yeah, my spell worked pretty
good, didn't it? I gave you the book for
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that spell.
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Yeah, but I changed it up and added a
bit. I'm the fucking matchmaking queen.
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Wait a minute, you didn't do crap.
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I'm better than OkCupid.
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This should keep her from moving home.
It's so hard finding a good housemate.
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Plus, she's better than having a maid.
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Maybe she just needs a friend.
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Maybe she should be part of the team.
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No. She's a good roommate, but creepy.
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That girl is dark.
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So,
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what
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was it like when, you know, died?
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How was it?
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I can't really remember much about it
except for...
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A feeling.
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A really peaceful feeling.
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Why did you even come back?
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I mean, how?
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Well, it's a long story that involves
Dan and a supernatural artifact.
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Cool. Do you still have it? Can we try
it? I mean, I'm talking way too much. I
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don't mean to pry.
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Death is a really personal experience.
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No, no.
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It's okay.
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I've never met anyone as fascinated with
death before.
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Just out of curiosity, you're not
planning a ritual double suicide, are
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unless you are.
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No.
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No, I want to live as long as I can.
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Oh, well.
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I have other ideas anyway.
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Put this on.
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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It's perfect.
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Oh my god!
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Oh god!
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Yes! Yes!
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Thank you!
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You can do this!
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You can do this!
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May the
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power of Thorana give me... Us.
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Give up.
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Soft and manageable hair.
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This is such a waste of real power,
Judy.
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Good evening, ladies.
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I've decided to let you all share in my
essence.
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Here, it's pretty potent stuff.
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Don't worry, there's plenty to go
around.
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You're that kind of an actor.
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You've been following me.
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Just go completely still.
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Just totally limp.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Don't look at me.
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Just die for me.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Don't move.
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Oh yeah, Pete.
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Oh wow.
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Don't move like that.
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Oh, Pete.
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Hey, buddy.
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You okay?
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Just a little under the weather, so...
Are you wearing makeup?
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Yeah, Dan.
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I am.
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And I like it.
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So, how did stalking Denise go?
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Yeah,
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I don't think that's going to work out.
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What did you do?
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Nothing, Dan.
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Nothing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. What?
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Wait, what?
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Denise put a curse on Dan?
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Denise is a witch?
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What?
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Hey there.
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You know, I know this is your favorite
place, but next time can we just meet at
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Bubba Gump Shrimp Company or something?
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Denise came home last night so angry,
shooting magic everywhere.
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She even turned Zilly into a turtle.
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No, not Zilly.
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Wait, who's Zilly?
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My hamster.
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Actually, I've always wanted a turtle.
That's not even it. I love turtles.
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No, Denise said that Dan tried to have
an orgy with her in the coven.
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Oh, no.
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Is that all you and Dan do? Going to sex
parties? No, no. Wearing masks?
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To conceal your identity?
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No, I've never had an orgy. I don't want
to have an orgy with anyone but you.
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Ew! No, you and only you. Just you.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, of course.
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00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:23,010
It's so scary when Denise gets into one
of her moods.
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I miss my old roommate.
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What happened to your old roommate?
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He died.
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How did he die?
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It's another terrible story, and you
don't have to listen to it.
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No, no, you can tell me. I'm here to
listen.
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I'm always rambling on when I talk to
you, and I know I sound like a crazy
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person. You know, moving to New York
hasn't been anything like that movie
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shift. Nothing has gone according to
plan.
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I'm sorry.
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Let's get you out of this coffin.
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Hey, wait, where are you going?
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Wanting you to drink?
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Come on.
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Is
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it
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fair? She stole my mojo, man.
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00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,400
There we go, man. Things are getting
ridiculous.
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I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
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These chicks are looking at me like I'm
radioactive.
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00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,880
How do you handle that kind of
rejection?
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00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,760
You're actually getting more kale than I
am.
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00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,360
I don't know how this works.
289
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I think it's backwards here in Brooklyn.
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Who's that, Addie?
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Oh, my God. Denise put a herpes curse on
you.
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00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,900
What? Yeah. The girls think you have
herpes. Like, all over your face.
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Where? No, it's a curse. It's not real.
Only women can see it.
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Wait a minute.
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You're telling me that I've been going
around town with swords on my face for
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weeks and you didn't say anything?
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00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,130
What happened to friendship, man? What
happened to bros before hoes?
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00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:42,910
In fact, you never would have met that
cadaver -diddling little troll if it
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00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:45,350
wasn't for me. Maybe you deserved what
you got, huh?
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Dude, it's a coven of witches.
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00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:50,830
If I didn't at least try to play the
orgy card, I'd never be able to live
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myself. I'm the wrong party here, Pete.
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Not you.
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00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:57,110
I'm not getting any action. You know
what? I'm going to go see Addie.
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00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,570
And I don't want to live here anymore.
306
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:03,830
Yeah, because you're going to ruin this
just like you ruin everything.
307
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,010
Fine! I don't need you to fix this.
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00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,850
You don't even have magic powers.
309
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:35,490
The mating ritual of the speckled nerd
man and woman is subtle, lacking the
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flamboyant display of masculinity and
femininity common in other species.
311
00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:48,070
Oh, it seems as though the female has
accepted the male's adventures and is
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granting him entry into his supernatural
party.
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Check this out.
314
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It's okay.
315
00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:56,190
Oh, come on.
316
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,440
You guys are amateurs.
317
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:12,820
You know, you're going to play exactly
what I told you to play. None of your
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00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,700
sad, pathetic, mopey little love songs.
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Got it?
320
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,920
Are we clear?
321
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,660
Yes. It's time for a change around here.
322
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,240
Yeah, we need new leadership.
323
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,760
It's time to go back to our roots and
follow the natural ways of Tarana.
324
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,760
You know, besides, I am tired of doing
all the work around here and not getting
325
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,600
credit for it. Better be careful, Judy.
326
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,080
Playing with the fire of Agni going up
against Denise.
327
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,820
Not if we're all in this together.
328
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,860
I don't know.
329
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,200
Do it.
330
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,980
Oh, guess what happened at my work
today?
331
00:24:42,490 --> 00:24:44,290
Old Mr. Goldman came back to life.
332
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:48,070
Whoa, really? We were embalming him, and
then he just stood right up like he
333
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,210
wasn't dead. He was so pissed.
334
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,610
I think he was bitten by a vampire or
something. He tried to bite me, but I
335
00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:57,890
him in the head with a marble bust of
Lincoln. Then his son kicked through the
336
00:24:57,890 --> 00:25:00,710
door, and he put a wood stake through
his heart, and he burst into dust.
337
00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:03,390
That's amazing.
338
00:25:03,430 --> 00:25:08,410
Yeah. I love how nothing I say ever
freaks you out. I usually am freaked out
339
00:25:08,410 --> 00:25:09,970
this stuff, but not with you.
340
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,220
You two are so fucking adorable.
341
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:18,720
You're like soulmates, you know? What's
that feel like?
342
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,280
Soulmates? You know, I eat souls for
breakfast, Pete.
343
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,500
And guess what?
344
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,920
They taste delicious.
345
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,060
Denise!
346
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:35,580
You took away my penis punch arm! Now
you have to fix me!
347
00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:39,300
You told him about the party? I swear I
didn't. He must have followed me here.
348
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,560
This isn't fair!
349
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:44,040
I thought you tried to take away what
you wanted.
350
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:46,420
Now everyone's looking at me like I'm
some kind of freak!
351
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,700
You're lucky I gave you the time of day.
Now get out of here before I give you
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00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,700
something worse than herpes.
353
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,120
Oh, God.
354
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,180
That's so thick.
355
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,800
Not the STD, just the curse.
356
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,740
Denise, you get this off my face now!
357
00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:03,280
Do not tell me what to do. Or what? You
gonna eat me like you did to that baby?
358
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,560
Wait.
359
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,320
She thought we weren't feeding off of
babies anymore.
360
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,860
That's why your hair looks so good.
361
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,260
Bitch.
362
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,760
Denise, damn the dick, but he doesn't
deserve this.
363
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:26,560
Okay, maybe he does, but hasn't he had
enough?
364
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,200
You want to defend this guy?
365
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,580
Looks like we chose the wrong man for
Addie, ladies.
366
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,820
What do you mean, chose?
367
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:41,310
Did you put a belt on him? to make him
like me or something? Shit, no.
368
00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:45,570
I mean, not exactly. I actually cast a
spell that found him and mixed the
369
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:49,070
essence of a hipster with that of the
Glorthic Demon and it actually found
370
00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:50,530
You know, Glorthic Demon?
371
00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:54,170
But what you and Pete have is, like,
totally fake.
372
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:56,490
Really? Glorthic Demon?
373
00:26:56,870 --> 00:27:01,110
I followed you the other night and she
was telling this man's young lady here.
374
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:02,670
Hey. Hey.
375
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,480
They used the spell to get you and Pete
together because you were such a good
376
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,100
housekeeper, they didn't want to lose
you.
377
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,300
I knew it!
378
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,180
None of this is real!
379
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,760
No, it is real.
380
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,540
It was just a simple locator spell,
Addie. I'm not stupid.
381
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,680
I know you're using me.
382
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,080
Screw all of you! No, Adelaide,
Adelaide, it's real.
383
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:27,140
I think you're amazing, and I haven't
felt this way about anyone in a long
384
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,920
It's not real, Pete.
385
00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:26,229
Come on, Dan!
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00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,410
These are my best jeans!
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