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Look, Zarkon's got the stone again.

All the old buzzards are going crazy.

He's an old wizard, not an old buzzard. Come on.

Every time I see this stone, I get an itch in my belly.

Zone one.

Into the sun.

Gone too.

Away in the blue.

Ha ha!

You can take us into other zones.

We can prevent the great conflict. We can alter the course of history.

No. Father, you're talking babble again.

Maybe you should be the mind healer.

I am the mind healer.

The old fool.

He's not a fool. He knows the secret.

What secret?

This secret, you ignorant pig.

Yeah.

Yes, it will. I'll figure it out.

Something's happening. Look at them.

Get the crystal from the evil one.

Take our people to a safer zone.

Lugo, we can't stop. We must find Yana.

I'm tired, Jack. We've traveled a long way.

First camp we come to, I bargain for a horse.

Bargain? What?

I have ways.

Sit.

I know this head. The enemy can't be far off.

Drainer bitches.

Tuga.

Tuga, come back.

Come on, come back.

She wants me.

Of course, they're drainer bitches. They just want to suck the life out of you.

Come on.

Tuga, don't be a fool. Come back.

Tuga.

Oh, no.

Why would you wish to kill me?

You killed my father.

In what battle?

He was no warrior.

He was Zarkon the Wise.

Keeper of the Tigris?

Yes. And you killed him. You stole the sacred crystal.

And now you must pay.

Who accuses me of that?

I do.

I recognize the horn.

No, wait, wait, wait.

You accused the wrong man.

This belongs to Gorgo.

He's a warrior in Brogg's tribe.

He's kidnapped my sister and holds her prisoner.

Why should I believe you?

Gogo would spill your blood.

Who are you?

I'm Dak.

And you?

I'm Talia.

Let's go find War Girl.

very day.

It is most unfortunate...

the way, female.

But he was your enemy.

Yes.

Because of him, I had to be swift.

I had to use myself well.

And now?

But now you have this.

Your reward. You are now a man of wealth.

You promised me a girl.

Very well.

You shall go to the pit.

I want this girl. I stole her. I could have her.

But this one has no voice.

It is ordained that I should have a woman who cannot speak.

Traitor, bitches.

Second generation.

Bread for lust.

And pleasing man.

Which would you like?

Me. No, me.

Take them both.

I'll get the food.

Hmm.

since the beginning of time.

All of history is recorded in this one pure crystal.

It has the power to transform you to other time zones.

But how does it work?

Zarkon knew the secret of the ages.

And now the secret is lost to me forever.

Unless I can get to another time zone and find the

secret there.

Yes.

It waits me there.

What do you think of this girl?

you are the perfect woman.

No voice and no mind.

I never understood what my father was trying to do with the crystal.

Didn't he ever explain it to you?

He talked about the great conflict and going into other zones.

What's that?

I don't know.

Every time he would make a ritual, the crystal would begin to glow, and our

tribe would become like animals in heat.

They fucked, that's all.

Fucking's good.

But not with drainer bitches.

You Neanderthal.

I hurt.

I need good medicine.

Fix yourself.

I'm going to bed.

Please.

Make it quick.

That's much better.

Stay with me.

I'll take the lead today. No, you won't.

I'm strong. I'm a warrior.

So am I. It's my heart.

Oh, knock it off, Doris. It's for the rent. It's for the rent, remember?

No.

What are you doing?

I'm in another zone.

Zone?

Time zone? That's it. We're in another time.

Oh, come on.

I'll tell you, they can't hear you.

Hello?

We're looking at the future.

You think

so? Yeah.

Thank you.

Ooh.

God. Yeah.

Thank you.

It wasn't so bad.

No, I think it's not.

You never know who's watching.

Get this stuff off you, all right? And watch my jacket.

You got this for me?

Yeah, I'll give you like 20 bucks.

You know that? Give me a kiss. Give me a big kiss, huh?

You're a sweetheart, you know?

I don't know what I'd do without you, huh?

I don't know what I'd do without her.

How do you make it shine?

Get away from it.

What manner of sorcery is this?

This has something to do with the crystal. I just know it.

Let's go.

Where's the magic crystal?

Give it to me and I'll set you free.

Give it to me or I'll...

I gotta go.

I was just trying to make her speak.

Get out.

You like me a little better now.

More blue, woman.

MMMMMMMMMM

Could be.

Or maybe drain of it.

Jack!

Yana!

Ah, Yana.

We were coming to get you.

Oh, I drugged Brog with some herbs. I got away.

Brog the wizard?

Yeah.

Is Gorgo with him?

Yes. Who's this?

This is Talia, daughter of Zarkon.

This is my sister, Yana.

Gorgo killed my father.

I know.

This belongs to you.

The crystal.

I stole it from them.

You have my loyalty, sister.

And my protection.

They'll be after me real soon.

Don't worry.

We'll go back to my camp. You'll be safe.

We'll make a plan.

Out of the way!

I'll go after her. I'll kill the bitch.

You will not. I will go after her. But I'm a warrior.

You're no warrior. You're an idiot.

You can't make me.

Gogo, my friend.

Behold, the hand that delivers power.

Why can't Dax stay with us?

No man has ever slept in my tent, and no man ever will.

Frog said that all of history is recorded in the crystal.

He told you that? Why?

I pretended that I was speechless.

He thought I had no voice.

He was talking to himself.

What else did he say?

He said that it can transport us into other zones.

I don't know what he meant by that.

Zones are future times.

Dak and I came up against a future time today.

There was this loud noise in the sky.

And then all of a sudden...

Suddenly, we appeared in a zone from the future.

You said there was a loud noise in the sky?

Yes. I heard that too.

You did?

And the crystal started to glow.

And then that noise.

And I felt a burning in my belly.

Like I feel right now.

It's a crystal. It makes everyone feel that way.

Ah.

Oh.

Thank you.

See what God has to bring.

Yana?

Why did you do that?

The crystal.

I don't understand it.

Write to me sometime.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

oh oh yeah oh that's good

Thank you.

Beef. Doc!

She speaks.

Nice outfit.

That's amazing.

Where are we?

Hollywood, why?

Were you from Coon and the Barbarians?

No, I'm from Zarkon's tribe.

This is 37... 37 what?

What year was it?

Hey, get with it. It's 1990.

Hey, you got a problem?

We're lost.