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Ah, man.

Garrett! Okay.

Um... Guess you and that are made up, huh?

Okay, look, I can't... We... What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, you're the one that got all pervy. I was just giving my stepmom a hug.

Innocent.

Innocent? Nothing that you ever do is innocent.

Au contraire. You're the one who kissed me, and now you're making it seem like

I'm the perv? Okay, I was feeling very vulnerable, and I was not in my right

mind.

Did you just call me a pervert?

Maybe we gotta ask Dad who the perv is.

Okay.

Don't you dare.

Zip it.

You got it?

You're so fucking hot when you're angry.

What are you doing? You can't make any trouble for me in my marriage.

Hey, Dad, what's up?

Uh, hi, honey.

Um, I just, um, Jared has a little stain in his t -shirt. I've, uh, I've told

him to be careful.

What are you going to do, kick my ass if I stain up my shirt, Mom?

No. No. Um, I just, um, I guess I'm going to have to use some stain remover

it later.

Well, anyway, as long as I don't start, I've got to go out for dinner.

Oh, um, your father and I are going for, um, for Japanese.

There's a little place on, uh, Fourth and Melrose that I have been dying to

Oh, cool. I'm not sushiing forever.

No. Oh, no. Your, your father and I are, are going.

Uh, you, you are going to stay here and, uh, eat at that meatloaf from

yesterday.

But I don't even like meatloaf.

What's it to you?

You didn't answer my texts.

I had my phone turned off. I was busy.

Busy with what? My father's sparkling conversation?

Yeah, actually, we had a really great conversation.

It was a wonderful date. It was romantic.

I really liked it. Thanks for staying out of it.

You'd kill me if I ignored your fucking texts.

I'm the parent.

Yeah? Could have fooled me.

Move, Jared.

Come until I get a kiss.

There's going to be no more kisses.

Why? You know why. Your father's sleeping in the next room.

No, no. Come on.

I just had a nightmare.

You're so sweet.

Go back to sleep, okay?

I love you.

What the hell was that?

I'm sorry, okay?

Is that what you want to hear? I'm sorry.

You're sorry? I thought an intruder was breaking in. I thought someone was

grabbing me, okay?

Do you have any idea how terrifying that was for me? My heart is still beating

out of my chest.

I wasn't thinking.

I just... Do you not have any idea what would have happened if your father had

seen? That's what would have been really scary. You would be dead. We both would

be dead.

I just wanted to...

Kiss goodnight.

Is one of the kisses goodnight? What did I tell you about kisses, Jared?

No more kisses.

But you used to kiss me goodnight all the time.

I don't know what to say to you, okay? You know, you act like a little kid, but

you're almost 20.

Don't, okay? Just don't.

Don't what?

Declittle me.

You've told me I'm handsome.

And I know you weren't lying. I could feel it.

I just want things to go back to how they used to be.

They can't.

Why?

Because I love you.

I love you too.

No, Mom.

I'm in love with you.

That's impossible.

No, it's not.

I've known that I love you even... since even before that kiss.

And it's just not fair to me.

Why did you do it?

Just... You gave me the sweetest gift, and then you just take it away?

Just... Feeling your lips against mine, tasting you.

Just... Because we couldn't. Not with your dad in the house, and not...

With him away.

My dad's an asshole.

I love that asshole.

Yeah, but you're in love with me.

Yes, okay? Yes.

But it's... It's an impossible.

What you don't realize is that you are handsome.

You're sexy, even.

And there's all these things that I think about doing with you, that I want

do with you.

I think about it all the time, nearly constantly.

Don't make a mistake.

Just kiss me again.

We'd regret it.

Not this again. You can't refuse me again.

I've got nothing to do with you.

Dad?

He doesn't even treat you well.

Hell, he doesn't treat anyone well.

I'm going to bed.

Wait.

We just have to stay away from each other until whatever this is dies down,

okay?

Can you at least just tell me one thing?

What did you fantasize about?

Please just tell me. I promise I'll drop it.

You'll drop it.

No more grabbing my tits at the sink. No more creeping on me while I'm sleeping

or trying to kiss me.

Hey, you kissed me twice.

You're impossible.

Look, okay, just tell me, please.

I promise I'll...

I'll drop it.

Okay.

I fantasize about you. I admit it.

When?

About what?

Well, you know, sometimes when I'm out with your dad, I'll

fantasize that it's you at the other end of the table.

Like me and you on a date.

Which is impossible.

You're just a kid.

A 20 -year -old kid.

You're my stepson.

You're a baby.

I've heard you call me that in a not -so -maternal way.

Probably more like a... Want -to -fuck -your -brains -out kind of a way?

Wow, okay.

Okay.

You fast for honesty.

Yeah, and...

Now I need to know more details.

You're such a brat.

Please.

Okay, so... I think it would be fun to

experience new things together.

Maybe, like... That's stupid.

It's not stupid.

Well, it is stupid because I know that you've had girlfriends before, but...

I think it would be kind of fun to show you first.

You mean like take my virginity model?

Shut up.

No,

no. But I like it.

Tell me from the beginning, what were you wearing?

You're making fun of me.

No, I'm not making fun of you.

Look, I'm laughing, you're laughing.

It's like old times.

I am having fun.

There's nothing I want more.

Can we get serious?

I mean, if this is going to be the last time having sexy talk, I want it

to be serious.

Okay.

Serious.

It's not so much about what I'm wearing.

It's more about the act of removing my clothing.

My eyes are locked on yours.

Very intimate.

There's a sexy song playing.

There are candles.

But you're allergic to candles.

Well, okay, well, maybe I'm not, or...

Like, they're unscented candles. I don't know. It's a fantasy.

Okay, okay.

There's candles and you're giving me a strip to you?

Yeah, and, you know, we're looking at each other, making eye contact, and it's

really intimate.

More intimate than sex.

Okay, no way.

Okay, and in my fantasy, you don't laugh at something that I think is hot.

No.

I'm not laughing at the striptease.

I'm just saying, there's no way a dance can be more intimate than sex.

Oh, it can, baby.

I'm calling BS.

There's no way you can convince me.

You're just trying to get me a strip for you.

Sorry, God, I'm not.

I'm just telling the truth.

Okay, like when you were trying to look at my...

tits in the other room that this conversation has. You rock hard.

I could show you, but you'd probably just run back to my Olympic pad.

You know what? That's an excellent idea. I think I will. Goodbye.

Wait, wait.

Look, I'm just saying, your fantasy's a total flop.

Like, there's no way that a dance can be more intimate than sex.

Plus, anytime you light candles, do you have that knot running down your nose

like an open faucet? Oh, you know what? I think I've heard enough. Good night,

Jarrett. Um, hey.

I've never actually had a

striptease before.

What about that little platinum blonde tart, the one with the tramp stamp? She

never did a striptease for you?

Rita?

She never even slept with me. Let alone dance for me.

Oh.

Oh, wow. Okay.

Hmm. Well, I guess you know what this means.

You got to do it.

That's ridiculous.

Look, I could die a happy man without...

Another kiss.

I just had this one precious memory.

You're impossible.

Don't you want to do it?

Well, even if I wanted to, there's no music.

I have my phone.

I'm going to play someone here.

Do I always make you this hard?

Do you even have to ask?

It's big.

I can feel it when you are through your face.

This is so wrong.

It's impossible.

If you want me to stop.

Be quiet, okay? I'm trying to think.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh,

sweetie.

I really shouldn't.

Isn't that nice?

But I want you to.

Oh, dear.

You're such a bad boy.

Oh, God.

girlfriends taught you how to do that.

Yeah, that feels nice.

I

feel

so wrong, but it feels so good.

If you put your fingers in mommy's pussy.

Don't touch me.

Oh, you don't touch me.

Can you spit on my pussy? I'll just spit

right there.

Good boy.

Oh, that's nice.

Maybe we shouldn't. Just touch it.

It's so pretty.

It'll be okay.

Just a tiny little bit.

Yes? Yeah?

Yeah?

It feels so good.

It's been a while since I rubbed my man's cockle if it makes it like this.

I can't believe my son's rubbing his cockle over my flipping book.

Was that just a little accident?

Yeah. Was that just a little accident?

Just kind of slipped into mommy's pussy?

It was just a tip. Yeah.

Just a little tip. I guess you did it before.

No, just a tip. You did it a little bit and it wasn't a big deal.

I just put the tip in her.

Just a little bit. Oh my God.

but it feels so good, even just the fucking bare tip of my sunscotch.

It feels nice.

Oh,

yeah.

I mean, I don't know, but yeah, but...

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Just a little more. I need more. Just a little bit more.

It feels so good. Your cat feels so good.

Your cat feels so good. I want it. I want it.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Like that one?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, I do like it. Oh, my God, I do like it.

Oh, you pernicious little thing. You insidious little fucker.

Is that revenge from being so stuck up?

I can't believe you did that.

So slippery.

You're back. Where did you put that cock in mommy's pussy?

Here.

That was so good.

Bad boy, you fucked mommy with that cock. You got all hard over me.

Although,

I think that you're right. I think this might be a little bit more intimate with

your dick in my mouth.

I told you so.

Thank you.

It feels so good when your coccyx isn't like that. It feels so good.

It's just the best feeling.

It's the best feeling when your coccyx isn't like this.

It feels so good when your coccyx isn't out of mommy's pussy.

I can feel your back pulsing. I want to feel you coming. I want to feel you

coming. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can feel you doing it.

I can feel you coming.

Look at that.

Somebody's a little dirty.

Oh my God.

Yeah, you need mommy to clean you up, don't you? Oh, yes.

I think you can do more.

I think so.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're going to use mommy's pussy. Yeah.

You're going to use mommy's pussy.

I don't want to touch you all over.

Maybe it's

Usually I'm not into it.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm very impressed.

Your father never does that.

I didn't know I could.

I want you to make me do it. I want you to make me do it.

I want you to make me do it.

Oh God, that's it right there.

Oh my God, you're touching it.

Fuck, you're touching it. Fuck, you're touching it. Fuck, you're touching

mommy's deep foot. Fuck, you're touching mommy's deep foot.

Fuck, you're touching mommy's deep foot.

I need to use my pussy until you can come on me.

Please.

I'm so naughty.

I'm dirty. I'm so naughty.

That's what I want.

Oh my God, you're so fucking hard, Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck you're hard. Oh, fuck you're hard. Oh, fuck you're hard. Oh, fuck

you're hard, sweetie.

Oh, fuck you're hard.

Mommy's pussy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I have to go back to your dad to get my clothes and get out of here. You don't

have to.

Amen.

Please. We can't do this. I know that we just did, but it's half my fault.

But we can't do this anymore, okay?