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MAPPING LOVE
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OUT OF ORDER!
(EXCEPT TO BE SPOONED)
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My ten-year-old fitted sheet
is peeling like an overripe fruit,
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but I'm not changing it.
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There's accumulated tenderness
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in these fibers.
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Memories of Olivier,
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of Jonathan before him,
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Martin before him
and Yann before him.
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There's a part of them in there,
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their sweat,
their saliva, their semen,
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as if all the men in my life
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were holding me.
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Every night, in my old gaunt sheets,
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I sleep with the sum of my four exes.
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I'm the last Russian doll.
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the small, stocky guy
who sleeps more and more
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to the far left of my bed,
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as the breakups accumulate,
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ghost lovers
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who leave me less and less
room in my bed.
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All my exes are pushing me
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out of my sleep, out of my peace.
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All my exes are pushing me...
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on the ground.
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The landing is always a disaster,
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a violent shock of solitude.
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I can't believe Marc-Antoine
went through your cell phone
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and shared a picture of your butt.
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It's not the worst thing he did.
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Don't worry about it.
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I want to know what he did to you.
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Simon, what did he do to you?
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Nothing special.
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Tell me.
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He's just not nice.
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That's no reason to leave him.
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-If you like him...
-I don't.
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I barely know him.
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If he's an asshole to my friend,
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I don't want him in my life.
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Do nice guys
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even exist?
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Just that.
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Just a nice guy.
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I'm tired of being guided
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by my own damn desires.
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My desires for guys
with nice shoulders,
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nice abs, nice pecs, it's...
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I'm sick of it.
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Shall we go to the gym?
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It is time.
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Yes!
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And turn.
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You guys are pros! Back at the start.
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Get ready. Careful, Simon.
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Again.
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Good job.
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Good job.
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Good job, everyone.
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-Good job.
-You almost fell.
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Yes. My God, it's elegant.
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Thank you.
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My glasses are fogging up.
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Thank you.
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-Thanks, Vito.
-See you next week.
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-Thanks a lot.
-Bye.
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What is it?
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You know my detective uncle?
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Yes.
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He found out who Félix is.
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My Félix?
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-Yes.
-Who is it?
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A guy named...
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-Jacques Gagnon.
-I don't know him.
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Wait, he's sending a picture.
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Is that the guy who's always
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exercising with us?
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It does look like him.
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Jocelyn, hand me my phone.
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OK. Here.
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What about me?
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Am I the man of your life?
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Simon! It's been a while.
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It really has been.
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Where are you going? Excuse me!
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Can you explain yourself?
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I'm sorry.
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You must be Jacques then?
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I'm Simon.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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So it was all a lie?
Like the conference?
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How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
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I'm 48.
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I pretended to be 10 years younger.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm a cameraman
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and photographer on the side.
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I live near the gym.
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I saw you on TV.
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I thought you were cute.
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I liked your...
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I liked your smile.
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I approached you
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by sending you pictures of a model
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whom I had often
photographed for contracts.
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I sent you someone else's pictures
so you'd think I was sexy.
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I signed up at the gym a month ago.
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I realized
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that you always come
at the same time with your friend.
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I started coming at the same time.
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It's a bit creepy.
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I'm not good with people.
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No one is.
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Yeah.
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So...
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Our entire relationship
is based on lies.
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Not our discussions.
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I loved talking to you.
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It was simple, it flowed. It was fun.
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-I liked it too.
-Yeah.
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You even sang me a song on the phone.
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"Sun croissants", was it a joke?
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Not at all.
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Everything I told you was true.
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I only lied about the pictures.
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All of them?
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Not...
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Except the dick pick.
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Still.
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-It was a nice picture.
-Thanks.
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You do have a nice ass.
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Thanks, that's nice.
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My feet are even nicer.
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Are they?
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Your arch is very sexy.
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It's a nice curve.
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Yeah.
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Can I touch it?
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Is everything OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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-Call if you need me, OK?
-OK, thank you.
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-Later.
-Bye.
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So...
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The picture of your penis was real?
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It's not even my best feature.
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It's not?
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What is it?
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I'm nice,
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generous
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and my calves aren't bad.
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Your calves?
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Wow!
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Tell me a story.
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You're the one who's good at it.
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But I've been doing all the talking.
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OK.
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OK.
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Here we go.
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One day, I must have been
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25 years old,
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I began my career as a cameraman.
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I landed my first contract
for a Radio-Canada program.
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I see.
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They told me that
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Michel Tremblay would be on the show.
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I was delighted
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because he's my favorite writer.
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I've read everything,
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or almost everything.
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On the show,
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a teenager was invited too,
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a 16-year-old boy
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who wanted with all his might
to become a writer.
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He had just had
a manuscript rejected.
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He didn't know yet that in 20 years,
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he'd go on to publish some 30 books.
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Were you there that day?
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I filmed you.
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It was my first time on TV.
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I was there.
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But I've published 62 books.
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OK. I have some catching up to do.
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I'll go the living room
to read for a bit.
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Are you? OK.
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Sun croissants?
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It's my father. He's on his way.
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Should I hide?
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Well, there's going to be
some life in this room.
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The TV is plugged in.
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But...
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Wouldn't it be better to digitize
everything just in case?
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I don't know how to do that.
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I...
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I can take care of it, if you want.
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I wouldn't say no.
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I know
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I look brainy,
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but I'm more kinesthetic.
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Kinesthetic?
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Yes, that means he's in his body.
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-In my body.
-I see.
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-He's corporeal.
-Corporeal. Never heard of it.
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I'm the one who showed Simon
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how to do the splits.
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During family gatherings,
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we always did the splits as a duo.
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Always.
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It's been a while.
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He can't do it
with an audience anymore.
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The split!
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The split!
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-Since he's asking...
-Do it.
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Three, four.
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-What's wrong?
-My knee.
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What's wrong?
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I'll call Mom.
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No.
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Not Mom.
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-Simon, you write?
-I do.
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I remember you wrote two novels.
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Were they published?
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I haven't finished my second one,
but almost.
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But no, I haven't...
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I sent my manuscripts
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-not long ago.
-And?
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My God! Look how helpless I was.
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Not at all.
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No. It just confirms
that you've been adorable
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for a really long time.
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They didn't disparage my book at all.
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They said
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that I had potential and to keep
going. It's encouraging.
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They gave me advice.
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Yes.
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I think it's important.
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I feel like
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when I go to schools,
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I'm often asked
how to become a writer.
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At your age,
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the important thing
is to have something to say.
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I don't know if...
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Who was it?
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When I was 16,
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I was already writing,
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I would have liked...
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Simon, who was it?
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