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MAPPING LOVE
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I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE!
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HOTGOSSIPQC
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PLEASE REPLY
I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME
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Robert.
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Robert!
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Do you have to make so much noise?
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It is midday!
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He can get up.
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He's not a teen anymore,
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although I start to question that
when he comes back to sleep here
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when he's on a downer.
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He's hurting, he needs to sleep.
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Yeah, but he's been sleeping
for 14 hours!
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You can get up any time now!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Maybe he's awake
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but doesn't want to get up.
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He may be feeling ashamed.
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He needs to get over that ass pic.
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I've done way worse than that
in my time.
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You didn't write books
for children though.
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He hasn't sent his ass pics
to kids though.
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Honestly, Robert!
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I'm trying to make it less
of a big deal.
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You can't really play this down.
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Two schools have cancelled his talks
because of it.
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There is an article
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on your son's ass in HollywoodQC.
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Whatever next?!
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Hollywood is interested in that?
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HollywoodQC, Robert,
for the "province of Quebec".
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So then,
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our Simon is starting
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to get pretty well-known then?
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I set a Google Alert for his name.
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I'm getting things on him
every day, or almost every day.
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Look.
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It's true he has got a nice butt.
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-Right?
-Oh yes.
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I must say
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the apple doesn't fall far
from the tree.
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He gets it from you!
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My Sleeping Beauty!
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Have you got any cereal?
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When you say it like that
you'd think
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you'd want Froot Loops or something.
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Have you got any of those?
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He's told me it wasn't him
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but it clearly was.
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He's the only one
I sent it to.
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Stop reading the texts
from that little fucker Félix
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and stop going online
to read the comments on your photo.
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Switch off your phone.
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That's not a request, it's an order.
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What shall I do about this Félix guy?
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Send me his number.
I'll call my uncle,
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the detective,
and I'll take care of it all.
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You need to switch off
from all of this.
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What are you doing this evening?
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Seeing Marc-Antoine.
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You two are starting to get serious.
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It's great.
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It really is.
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I spoke to my aunt Rachel.
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She's great with legal matters.
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She says you can claim
for any damage
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to your reputation.
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It's not defamation, Mom.
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That is my butt.
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That doesn't matter.
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Posting that pic has been detrimental
to you.
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Wait.
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She said:
"His reputation is at stake".
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Okay, but I don't know who it was.
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Well that's not good enough!
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You've no clue
who may have done it?
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I could perhaps investigate.
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Good.
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Hey,
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is it me
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or do you often have
a lot of visitors?
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Visitors?
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Guys coming round yours.
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Mom, I was asexual for so long
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I reckon
I'm just playing catch-up.
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Anyway,
I won't be seeing anyone else,
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that's over with for good.
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Simon, you flashed your ass,
it's not the end of the world.
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It's like with riding,
when you fall off the horse
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you've got to get straight back on.
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What does that mean?
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That I should re-download
my dating apps?
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No, but you could at least see
one of your dates again.
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There must have been one nice one
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that you might want to see again?
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Perhaps.
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Well then!
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Are you pissing or shitting?
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Pissing.
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You're just like your dad.
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Mom, shut the door!
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Hey, Camille. It's Simon,
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the author
who you took photos of recently
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and who incidentally gave you
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a lovely hand-job.
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If you ever feel like you want
to see me again,
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just know that I'd love that.
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So yeah, that's all I have to say.
Don't hesitate
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in giving me a call back.
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
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Oh yeah, still supple!
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I stay in shape.
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So then,
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do you think you could take
your stuff out of your old room?
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-My stuff?
-Your belongings,
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your boxes full of suits, letters,
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-VHS tapes, things like that.
-Okay.
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Okay, but why?
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Well, umm...
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I'd like
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to set up a little gym in there.
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Yeah but you don't even work out.
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You're right,
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but if you clear me some space
I'll be able to put
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an exercise bike, a bench press
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and a lovely little yoga mat
in there.
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You, with a lovely little yoga mat?
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Do you still do the splits every day?
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Oh boy!
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No. I don't think I'd even be able
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to do a jazz split these days.
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-That's a shame.
-Yes.
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How come?
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Well because...
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Because I stopped stretching.
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Never stop, Simon.
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You know, stretching.
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Never give up.
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Okay.
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I promise.
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-I have a message.
-Okay.
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-See you in a bit.
-Yes.
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Yeah, umm...Sorry, Simon,
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but that photo of you
that's going round at the moment
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kind of puts me off.
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You're wearing a T-shirt
with a kids' literature reference on.
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It's really wrong to associate
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your nudity with the purity
and innocence of children.
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No. I...
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I'm a sparkly ghost.
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Can you get that?
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Dad is downstairs and I'm washing up.
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I'm on it!
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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Coniglio.
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That means rabbit.
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You're not answering your phone.
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Did you block me?
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Maybe.
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Who is it for?
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-Someone has called for me.
-For who?
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It's for me, Mom.
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-Hello young man.
-Hello ma'am.
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-Roberto.
-No way!?
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My husband is called Robert.
What a coincidence!
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Robert, Roberto.
You couldn't write it, Simon.
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You sure couldn't, Mom.
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Want to come in?
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No, it's fine.
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So, you're called Roberto?
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Yes. Let's just say
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I've not been very transparent
with you.
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You could say that.
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Not at all really.
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Why did you come here?
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Between you and me,
people should appreciate
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the beauty of your lovely little ass.
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True, I do have a nice little ass.
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It's bellissimo.
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Do you know who leaked it?
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I've got an inkling
but no, I don't know.
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I shouldn't have done this,
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but I geolocated the address
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where the photo was posted from.
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Okay.
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Where was it posted?
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Montreal, Old Montreal.
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Rue de la Commune.
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Do you know anyone who lives there?
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I really need a piss.
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Okay.
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Do you happen to have a restroom?
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Yes, although it's five dollars
to use it
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or I can take a photo of you.
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How about I take a photo
of you instead?
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Great.
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-Can I see it?
-Yes.
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I really need to pee.
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Go for it,
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but I'll hold your phone hostage,
okay?
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Hello, Jocelyn, it's me.
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I need to speak to you.
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Would it be possible
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for you to not see Marc-Antoine
this evening?
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Call me back.
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NO JUNK MAIL
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