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MAPPING LOVE
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I'M IN TRAVEL MODE
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Sorry, I didn't want to wake you.
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It's fine.
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-Did you sleep well?
-Yeah.
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Really well, surprisingly. It's rare
for me to stay over at someone's.
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I'm spoilt then.
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Are you staying for breakfast?
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You are kind, sweetie, but I can't.
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I'm in a rush.
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Could I take a shower?
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Yes. Make yourself at home.
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There are towels in my cupboard.
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Hey,
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your new headshot is really great.
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You should put it on Grindr.
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You'd get way more matches,
I'm telling you now.
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Alright?
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It's been fun, sweetie.
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Sure you don't want any fruit?
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No. I've got everything I need.
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Okay.
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Anguria.
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Do you like it?
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-Melon d'eau.
-Yes.
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Have a lovely morning
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and a great afternoon.
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Is afternoon a masculine
or feminine noun in French?
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You can use either.
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-People say both.
-Cool.
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Ciao.
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Bye.
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Next to your cedar wood fences
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and oxblood red brickwork,
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I am there.
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Next to your ferns and creepers,
I am there.
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Next to your willow and maple trees,
I am there.
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I am beating like a heart
against your window pane,
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my forehead going...Knock! Knock!
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My forehead propped
against the window...Knock! Knock!
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Watching like an imperial guard
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over your new showy nest.
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Your success outshines mine.
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It's evident everywhere you look.
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Plus your wife...
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your splendid wife
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in her bright apron.
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Your wife,
who is being royally cheated on.
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Thanks Street View,
for revealing your private life to me
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which is much more spectacular
than mine.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Is that your partner?
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I wish.
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I think it's about time
I introduce you to my guy.
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You know, Marc-Antoine,
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the actuary.
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We could do a dinner party.
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We could.
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Which one
of your compulsive liars is that?
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Is it Félix or...the cop?
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Kim Thúy is unwell,
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so they're asking me
if I could stand in for her
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for a reading this evening,
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a reading of Dictée des Amériques.
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-In Montréal?
-In Trois-Rivières.
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That's really last minute.
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Are you going to say yes?
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Yes.
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It might do me good
to get out of Montreal.
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They would pay for my hotel
and transport.
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I'd be mad to say no.
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So then, say yes.
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SO THIN YOU ALMOST FORGET IT'S ON!
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SO THIN YOU ALMOS... FORGET IT'S ON!
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Here is the paper copy.
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Have you had time
to read through the dictation?
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Yes, on the way over on the bus.
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Okay. All you have to do is
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read the text slowly.
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Repeat it twice or more,
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depending...
Some of them don't write very fast.
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Plus whilst we correct
the dictations,
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you can give a talk on your...
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your literary career.
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Sounds good to me.
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Thanks for agreeing to do it.
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We were starting to stress out.
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Kim Thúy could no longer do it,
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David Goudreault was working
elsewhere,
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Ingrid Falaise didn't get back to us.
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No but...we were seriously on edge!
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Yes.
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Anyway, I'll let you get prepared.
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Want me to close the door?
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Yes, please.
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Okay. See you in a bit.
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh hello there, Trois-Rivières!
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Holy shit!
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An acrobat.
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ACRO-BAT: YOU HAVE A MATCH
TWO KILOMETERS AWAY
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"Some people can feel
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"the giddiness of a stock market
that is crashing as plain as day...
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"...or the brutality
of a plane crash.
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"Some can feel the giddiness
of a stock market that is crashing
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"as plain as day or the brutality
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of a plane crash."
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Careful, that might be a trap.
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I didn't say a word.
My lips are sealed.
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"However, you can also read
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"something thrilling."
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"However, you can also read
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I CAN CALL ROUND
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"something thrilling
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"like a new match."
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Sorry, excuse me.
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I meant to say nuthatch.
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Nuthatch. I'll do that again.
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I...No, no.
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I'll start over from the top.
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"However, you can also read
something thrilling
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like a nuthatch."
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-That's a bird.
-Hey!
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No, it's...
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That might be a bird.
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-If you could do this one too.
-Thanks.
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Perfect.
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It's your fault
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if you've got lots of signings to do.
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You write too much!
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That's true.
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Thank you. Thanks for coming.
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Look at me then.
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-Spitting image!
-That's me.
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Although you're smiling
a lot more in that.
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-At this time I can start to flag.
-This one too.
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For the library's readers?
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No, that one is for my grand-nephew.
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I'll give it to him for Christmas.
Gaël Gadbois.
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No way!
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Holy crap! Wow!
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Well done!
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-Good job!
-Your turn.
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No.
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I didn't train for the circus,
I studied theater.
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-Put your right leg on my thigh.
-Okay.
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-Like this?
-Yes.
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-And then...
-What else shall I do?
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-You sure?
-Yes.
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Swing your leg over like on a horse.
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Oh my God!
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Okay. Now what do I do?
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-I don't know, sit up straight.
-Okay.
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Then have some fun.
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Oh my God!
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That was hilarious.
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It was like a fairground ride.
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Only cheaper.
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Trifluviens are super fun.
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What's a Trifluvien?
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Someone from Trois-Rivières,
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-someone who lives here.
-I'm winding you up.
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You're an idiot.
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"You have
to find plenty of courage."
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What's the story behind that one?
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It's from a nursery rhyme
my dad would sing when I was little.
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That's really cute.
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Although why is there...
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Why is there an "S".
Why is it "has" not "have"?
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That's how it's written.
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No, "you have to" doesn't have
an "S" in it. It's not "has."
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It is.
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"You has" has an "S".
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No. It's meant to agree with "you"
not "it, he or she".
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"You have to" doesn't have
an "S" in it.
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-It doesn't?
-No.
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Oh shit! No, no, no!
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What's up?
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I just got that tattooed as well.
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Put a little shell over it.
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I'm going to get a drink,
I'm thirsty.
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If you were a juggler.
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If you was a juggler?
"If you were."
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-Yeah, I got it right!
-Well done!
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VERB: TO WIN
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-Okay, like this? My God.
-That's it.
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-Look at me. Don't let go.
-I am.
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-Look deep into my eyes.
-Yes.
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Just one hand! Oh my God!
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Oh no!
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I'm torn to pieces
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like a floating sheet
of paper butchered by a hole punch.
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A hole punch wielded by a kid trying
to make confetti.
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However, there are still plenty
of good reasons
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to party with me.
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Right?
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What are you going
to do?
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No, wait.
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That's the risk element.
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Is it good?
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You wanted to do the helicopter.
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Superman is holding back his tears.
He is formulating a plan
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to whip his functionally illiterate
tattoo artist into shape.
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Remember to blink!
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A stranger is making me happy.
I don't need alcohol.
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I'm having enough fun
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on a flat 7Up.
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YOU HAVE TO FIND PLENTY OF COURAGE
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Hello, B.?
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Alright? It is really late.
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Sorry to bother you
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but there's a slight problem.
There is a photo of you
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that is circulating on Facebook
with your ass out.
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Look at your texts.
I've just sent you the photo.
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Shit!
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It's a photo that has both my ass
and face in it.
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Yeah, that's kind of the issue.
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No fricking way!
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It's the photo I sent to Félix.
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He's officially an asshole.
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I've just sent
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-the link where I saw it.
-It's been shared.
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Wait, I'll call you back. Okay?
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-Bye.
-Okay. Ciao.
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Did you take some dirty pics?
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Cover up your ass
with a little shell!
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Fuck.
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