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MAPPING LOVE
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RECEIVING
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SAINTE-HENRI-SAINTE-ANNE
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YOU'VE GOT A MATCH!
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Police!
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Police!
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-Hello?
-Step closer, sir.
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-I have a search warrant.
-A search warrant?
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Spread your legs.
I'm going to search you.
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Nice little ass.
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Roberto?
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I wanted to make a dramatic entrance.
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Oh my God!
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It's something they do
in small theaters.
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Come in. It's just that...
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Yes?
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My parents live next door.
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We should keep the noise down.
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You can come in
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and do some police stuff.
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OK, cool.
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Sorry.
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Yes. Hi, Mom.
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We heard some noises,
what is going on?
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No, it's just a friend
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playing a prank on me.
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I'll come and check.
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No, Mom, don't come over.
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No, everything's fine, alright?
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-Thanks, bye.
-See you.
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Have a good evening.
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Sorry about that.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Is that your bed?
-Yes.
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It's a child's bed.
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I've had it since I was six.
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Really?
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I didn't change after work.
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No!
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Well, but you fixed it.
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Of course, I break it, I fix it.
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You don't play music
when you have sex?
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I don't have music on my iPhone,
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but I do have a turntable
in the living room.
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A true artist.
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It's no big deal.
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I'll put it on my iPhone next time.
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But honestly,
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I like feeling like I'm in a movie
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-Do you like that feeling?
-Yes.
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-You're on fire.
-Yes.
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-Do you want a towel?
-Yes, thank you.
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Come on!
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Cool.
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That can't be?
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This is crazy.
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-Here, my beautiful Lara.
-Thanks.
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-Do you like Lara?
-Yes.
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Check this out.
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There's space for you here.
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Lara and Simon on each of my pecs.
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The perfect three-way.
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Are you OK?
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It's so beautiful, it's insane.
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-No, don't.
-Sorry.
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-Admit it, it's beautiful.
-Well yes,
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but you actually
understand the lyrics.
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-My mother is Italian.
-Yes.
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Seriously,
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why do you have that Lara sign?
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I went on the
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Bonsoir bonsoir! show
a few years ago,
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Lara Fabian was there with me,
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and they gave me this awesome sign.
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You know Lara?
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Yes.
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You're kidding, right?
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No.
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No, you're lying.
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-I'm not lying.
-I don't believe you.
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OK.
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No, you're lying.
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So, Lara.
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Here, look.
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We've been texting
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for about two years now.
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-You're lying?
-No.
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My God! Is this true?
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-Is this really her?
-Yes.
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Unbelievable.
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"My beautiful Simon" and all that.
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Wow! It's you two in the photo.
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No way!
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"I long for domestic peace
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"with Netflix, blankets,
a fireplace, a dog,
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"and the usual oral pleasure
from my ever-consenting,
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"always willing husband.
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"A husband who's easy to please,
a house with burglary potential,
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"and renovation projects
we keep delaying
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" because we're too busy
staying in bed."
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They're both beautiful.
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Yes, which one's your favorite?
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I'd say this one. It's more you.
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It's Camille's favorite too.
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How was it with Camille?
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It went really well.
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She's a cool, sweet,
and talented person.
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Did you sleep with her?
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A little bit.
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Just a little bit.
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Isn't he the guy
you slept with last time?
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Yes.
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He's ignoring you.
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It wasn't that great with him.
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If he wasn't kind, forget it.
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Simon, didn't I tell you?
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I met someone.
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We went out twice,
and it was amazing.
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My God, who is he?
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He's an actuary.
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-He's 28.
-OK.
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He's so handsome.
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Show me.
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-No.
-Come on, show me.
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OK.
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-You really want to?
-Yes, I do.
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-I want to see who he is.
-Here.
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-That's him?
-Yes.
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He's handsome, isn't he?
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Come on, admit it.
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Wow! Yes.
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He's really good-looking.
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Well done, you're lucky.
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Love is hard to explain.
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It should be...
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Marc-Antoine,
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when I met him, it felt so natural,
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so great.
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I didn't even notice the time.
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It was just a perfect moment.
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For me, that was it.
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Have you heard from Félix?
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He messaged me
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after En direct de l'univers,
but I didn't respond.
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I'm proud of you.
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I want to put him out of my mind.
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I...
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I met someone too.
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SENT
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HEY CUTIE!
DO YOU WANT TO MEET TONIGHT?
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I'm making exciting new plans.
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I want a portrait of us,
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with you screaming less than I do
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when a wasp stings your neck,
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and me right behind you,
with a bag of ointments,
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just in case.
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Our bodies connected,
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with a shared future,
and a joint bank account.
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You'll cook, I'll do the dishes.
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You'll stir, I'll give you a massage.
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You'll chop onions, I'll cry.
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Look, The Little Mermaid.
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That's my new plan.
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Why?
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What do you say, Roberto?
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-Do you like the movie?
-Yes.
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Is everything OK?
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Yes.
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-I'm done eating.
-Yeah, right?
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-It's...
-It's a lot of sugar.
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It's sweet, yeah.
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I'm a bit tired.
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What time is it?
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Oh, well...
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I really need to go.
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I've got work tomorrow.
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You can sleep here.
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In that room?
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-Yeah.
-You're insane.
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-Why?
-It's way too small.
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I'm going to fall off the bed.
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-I'll squeeze in.
-You're sweet,
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but no, I'm working tomorrow.
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No choice, it is what it is.
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That was really fun.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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-OK, can you help? Push.
-Sure.
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Wait, my leg is stuck.
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OK.
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He could have at least used
a double bed, but no.
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A single or a 180 cm bed.
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No, mom, the bed's 160 cm.
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Looks like a 180 to me.
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You bought a big 160, then.
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No, it's the standard size.
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Turn, Robert.
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Simon, give him a hand.
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Thanks, Louise.
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No problem.
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Wait, let me just lower it a bit.
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-Hold it.
-I've got it.
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-OK.
-I'm holding it.
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-Got it.
-Take it from below.
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-Hold it.
-For heaven's sake!
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I can't believe
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you didn't move it
to the bigger room.
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It's his place;
he can do what he wants.
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I use it to sing, dance,
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draw, and do all sorts of things.
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Be careful not to slip.
He's wearing slippers to move it.
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Maybe one day
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I'll put it in the other room,
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but for now, this is
where I want it. Push.
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-I'm pushing.
-On that day,
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You'll buy yourself a bed frame
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and a foundation, Simon.
You're not six anymore.
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If it makes him happy...
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Thanks, dad.
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Did you get sheets?
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No, I'll sleep on it like this,
easier to wash.
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Well, at least you're having fun.
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Don't make me laugh.
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LARA AND I MISS YOU.
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I'M BUSY TONIGHT, SORRY.
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He's not even working tonight.
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BONSOIR, BONSOIR!
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