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MAPPING LOVE
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I'M IN TRAVEL MODE
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-Hello?
-Hey B.
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Did you submit your script on time?
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Yes, I wrote it so fast
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that I could have gone
to the theater with you after all.
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Don't worry.
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It was boring.
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Who did you go with in the end?
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Oh well...a date.
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Was he a great catch?
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Meh! He went wild for the play.
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He laughed way too loudly,
it was unbearable.
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Although oh boy was he seriously good
in bed afterwards!
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Simon, he turned up with props
and everything!
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Hey man, I've got to go because...
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I'll be auditioning in a bit
to go on Sweet and Sour
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as a reporter. I'm up next.
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-Okay. Break a leg, B.
-Thanks.
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I'm sure you'll get it.
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You're the best.
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-We'll see.
-I love you.
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Bye-bye.
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Thanks, Vincent.
We'll be in touch.
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It has been an absolute pleasure.
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Yes.
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-Bye.
-Ciao.
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Simon Boulerice.
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Yes, that's me.
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Okay, if you could please stand
on the X
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and say your name. Okay?
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Okay.
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Sorry, I can't see the X.
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-It is just there. There.
-Oh my God!
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Are you color-blind or what...?
No, it's not because of that, is it?
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It's all good.
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These things happen.
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Simon Boulerice.
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No need to do that...
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Why am I doing that?
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-No need.
-It's a commercial habit.
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It's fine, all good.
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Good one.
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Melissa, it seems you have planned
absolutely everything
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for your wedding to Carl,
all apart from one thing.
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What's that you may ask?
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"Yes, Simon. The song he walks in to.
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"It'll be a 2Frères tune
which he really loves."
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Excellent choice.
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So, could we say
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that you're a bit of a control freak?
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Is it my line again? Wait.
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Sorry, wrong script.
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Oh no this is it. OK sorry. Yes.
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"Yes, you could say that.
You could say that, yes."
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I thought as much.
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Melissa, thank you so much
for this interview.
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It was really heart-warming.
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You'll hear this afternoon.
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Really, as soon as that?
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-Jean-Sébastien.
-Hello.
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Hi! How are you?
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How are you?
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-Great. How about yourself?
-Well, you know...
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Listen, Jean-Sébastien, I...
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I really love what you do,
your work.
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-There is something
-That's kind of you.
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magical about it, for real.
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Bye then.
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YOU HAVE A MATCH
THREE KILOMETERS AWAY
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Don't you remember me?
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Crap, did we sleep together?
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No, not at all.
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No. In around 2003,
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I was a judge for the competition
Cégeps En Spectacle
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at Sainte-Thérèse public college.
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-No way?
-Yes.
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-You auditioned.
-Yes.
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I seem to remember
you dancing in a black dress.
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Yes, I did a number
from Miss Julie by Strindberg.
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I mixed it up...
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I did Miss Julie
and Jean at the same time.
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In spite of all of that, I danced
wearing a stunning black dress.
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It was very surprising, in any case.
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I really loved it.
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Thanks.
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Clearly not enough
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to award me with first prize,
but anyway.
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Did you not win?
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So, second place goes to...
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Simon Boulerice!
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I won the year after, so...
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So 18 years on
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we've ended up doing
the same audition.
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We may become colleagues.
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That's not very likely.
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They're only taking on
two new reporters.
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Oh shit!
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Do you know how many
of us auditioned?
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Around 15, I think.
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Let me take your mind off it.
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How about we smoke a joint
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and after you could suck me off?
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I don't smoke, but yes,
I could give you head.
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Cool, okay.
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-Do you mind if I smoke?
-No, not at all.
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Okay.
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That's good.
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That's incredibly insulting.
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Sorry. Sorry, I...
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Smoking a joint really chills me out.
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It makes me go soft.
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I think I may have noticed that.
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No, but it's fine. It happens.
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I've got to go, I...
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I have a meeting with my agent.
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Thanks for the blow job.
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I'd have given you first place
had I known you were that good.
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Thanks.
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Siri, do you love me?
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Sorry, Simon.
I don't understand.
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Forget it.
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Simon!
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Hello, Louisette.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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-Come join me.
-I'm coming!
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Why have you brought me here?
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To take stock of everything.
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You've been with us for two years.
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You want me
off the books?
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No! Why would you say that?
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I don't know,
I'm not working much.
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You're at Cheat all week.
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Yeah, but that was filmed
three months ago
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and it was one day of filming.
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The number
of contracts isn't important, Simon.
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However,
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you should perhaps consider having
your casting photos re-done.
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Are they bad?
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Oh no, but you know,
your face has changed slightly.
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It costs a lot to get photos done.
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We know someone who does it
at mates' rates.
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He took photos
of François Arnaud.
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Look how great this one is.
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Having a face
like that definitely helps
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but yes,
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that's a lovely photo.
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Who took it?
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Our receptionist Maryse's child.
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"Child"?
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How old is said child?
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They're in their twenties.
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They are called Camille.
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He's called Camille?
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No. They. They are non-binary.
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Oh yes, my God.
Simon, shut your stupid mouth!
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Yes, they. Sorry.
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Stay here, I'll see
how much Camille charges
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-for a photography session.
-Thanks.
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YOU HAVE A MATCH
SIX KILOMETERS AWAY
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Oh hello there!
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It's not June
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but he can still give you
mates' rates.
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Cool, great.
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I need to head off now
but thanks for everything.
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Sorry.
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Send me their e-mail address,
I'll gladly get in touch with them.
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I love you. You're fabulous.
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-Bye, Louisette.
-Bye.
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Is there a shower here?
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Hello?
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Oh fuck!
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People touch me
and that proves I'm hot.
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People's fingerprints leave
their marks all over me.
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I no longer wash
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as the fingerprints are proof
of my golden years.
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I will make the most of them
while they last.
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CLEARLY YOU'RE MESSING ME ABOUT
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YOU CAME BACK, DIDN'T YOU?
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I'M NO LONGER IN HOSPITAL
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Fuck me!
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"It's 350 dollars
but look, you're worth it."
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Yes, hello. Hello, Michel.
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It's Simon Boulerice here,
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Jocelyn's friend, your...
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your nephew...
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Yes, thanks for sharing
the price list with me.
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The rate is very tempting,
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but I think I'm going
to give it a miss
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as I want to go into something else.
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Bye-bye.
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That's it, put your boxers back on.
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Hello, Simon. It's Louisette.
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I have good news for you.
You were selected for Sweet and Sour.
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Call me back when you get
a few minutes, OK?
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Thanks. Bye.
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No way!
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Thanks.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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