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Hi, sweetheart.
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How's my girl doing all by herself with
the two boys?
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Oh, they're a handful.
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Actually, can I call you back, babe?
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It's 3 .30.
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They haven't eaten for hours. You know
how they get when they're hungry.
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That sounds like they're babies.
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They're never going to grow up. You do
realize the boys are 29 and 30.
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30, Dee.
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That's the age I was when I married you.
Oh, wouldn't that be nice? The boys got
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married and left the nest?
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Maybe you could talk to him.
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Persuade him that there's more to life
than just video games and beer.
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Honey, this is something they need to
learn.
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They need to find their own motivation.
Well, maybe it runs in the family.
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Didn't you say you were a late bloomer?
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Uh -huh. Well, I didn't meet my first
girlfriend, their mom, until I
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That's true.
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So what convinced you to...
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Leave the house and get a job, get
married.
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That's the wrong order. I saw the
beautiful woman, which gave me the
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to leave the house and find the career.
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What the fuck, man? We're on the same
team. You just hit me.
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I should have been paying attention.
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Damn,
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did you see that?
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I've never even been on this level
before.
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She was that hot as a G .I. Jane bitch.
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I mean, she was hot, but not that hot.
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Oh.
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A girl that hot would never let her wife
have a dork like you.
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The last time you were with a girl that
hot.
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Okay, boys, I got it.
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Whoa! Where did that dude come from?
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The West Tower, dude. Come on.
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Now we have to start over at level one.
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Hey, Ma, you okay?
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I'm fine, boys. Don't worry about me.
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Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go!
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500 rounds, 10 RPGs, and 5 frags. Yeah,
let's go!
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Hey, Ma, did you get those Louis Lemon
Zingers I like?
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What? It's a pistol.
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And the girl drinks those.
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You don't have a girl.
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I have a girl. And she's hard with those
G .I. Jane over there.
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Wait.
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How far have you gone with her?
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You're gonna, like, send her my way when
you're done, right?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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She's not one of, like, these bar babes.
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She's different, you know?
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She's mature.
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So you mean old.
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No, she's not fucking old.
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I mean she might be a little older than
these girls at the bar, but She's like
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around mom's age I
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was driving down Samuelson and I saw her
hanging out at the bus stop
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and Basically wanted to talk to her so I
pulled up and
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pretend like she was someone that I knew
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So lame.
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Whatever.
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I just wanted to talk to her. I asked if
she needed a ride and drove her to
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work.
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Right. So that's when you made your
move, right?
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No. I mean, we talked a lot. I mean, it
was a long -ass ride, so I
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lied and said I was heading that way
anyways.
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And when we finally got to her office,
gave her my number and told her I'd like
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to get to know her better.
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And then you went in for a kiss, right?
Grab her titty.
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Dude, come on.
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Start the game back up.
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No, I didn't make a move on her.
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She's not like a slut.
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She's actually a pretty solid lady.
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I mean, one look at her and I was
thinking, this is someone that I'd
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to have in my life.
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Damn, that sounds kind of nice.
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Yeah.
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Well, I already fucked it up.
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Because she called me this morning and I
didn't answer.
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What?
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She's going to get to know me. I'm going
to get to know her. And that is that.
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So you're not even going to try?
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I'm in.
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Sleeping?
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No. I'm wide awake.
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I couldn't fall asleep.
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Me neither.
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I miss your dad when he's gone, you
know?
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What's on your mind?
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Nothing. Just stuff.
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No, honey.
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You know you've always been my favorite.
I can read you.
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And Jason, how many nights have we
stayed up just talking about whatever?
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So come on, Dish.
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I don't know.
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Lately, I've been feeling like I've been
stuck.
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I don't know if that makes sense.
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Stuck?
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Like...
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Every day is the same.
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You know, I wake up, maybe Cody and I
will go out or something.
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Most of the time, we just end up
chilling and doing nothing.
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And... Cool.
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But... It's like, if I didn't have you
guys, I don't know what I would do.
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But you want something more than family.
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Yeah. I mean... My world is so small.
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And I know it's all my fault.
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You got a girl you like?
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Yeah.
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Wow, that's a spirit. I mean, you used
to be such a ladies' man in college.
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I mean, how many girls did you sneak out
of here first thing in the morning?
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Yeah, but that was then.
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Well, what's changed?
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The girls changed.
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They're women now.
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And I don't... They have, like, complex
needs, and they are needs that
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I don't think I'd be able to provide.
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Well, don't sell yourself short. I mean,
you're absolutely capable of these
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things.
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Like, what?
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I don't know.
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Whatever it is, I can't give it to them.
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Like... What about the money your dad
gives you for helping with the lawn
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Could you take a girl out?
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Impress her?
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Okay, and then what?
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I'm bringing them back here.
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Maybe stuck isn't the right word, but
I'm... I
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don't know. It's like with all my
friends and my peers, I'm just very much
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behind them.
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They're all out buying houses, getting
married.
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Having kids.
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And I'm still here.
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Stuck.
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I think you just need a little
motivation.
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Maybe.
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What if I shared a secret with you? Just
you and me.
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What if I told you that if I wasn't
married to your dad, I'd be looking for
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guy just...
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I know you're only saying that, though,
because you're my stepmom.
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No, I... Honestly, you're such a
handsome boy.
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Such a handsome, sweet, thoughtful young
man.
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Anyone would be lucky to have you.
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Handsome?
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You think a woman like yourself would
think a guy like me is handsome?
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I absolutely think a woman my age would
be attracted to you.
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No, I'm serious.
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Do you remember last December?
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Yeah, when we were putting up the
Christmas lights.
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Yeah, well, you've forgotten. It's
probably for the best.
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No, I haven't forgot.
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You were drinking those Santa
Cosmopolsons, and you
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mistook me for Dad for a minute, and
then... I lied.
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Listen, your dad's gone so much.
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And you really are irresistible.
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Yeah, okay, I had a drink.
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But I knew what I was doing.
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And then I realized it might be a
mistake. So I lied.
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Okay.
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That's very sweet, Mom.
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But you don't have to go around telling
me that...
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I'm handsome or white.
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Truth is, I ache for you.
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You're turning me on so much.
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No, we shouldn't.
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Mom, I need this.
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I need you to make me feel like a man.
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Oh my god, he feels so good.
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He feels so good in his mouth.
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Such a big boy.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Mommy's mouth feels good.
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It feels so fucking good.
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Mommy's taking care of me so well.
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Love you, sweet boy.
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Are you touching yourself?
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Yes, baby. I can't help it.
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Pussy meat.
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So good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Oh, it's so good. Oh,
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it's so good.
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Fuck!
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Always an overachiever.
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That's really nice.
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