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All right, today's the day.

The boner challenge.

Let's do it.

Okay, um... Hey, sweetie, what's up?

I kind of got a problem.

What's wrong?

I was doing this... It's hard to explain. It's, like, really

What is it?

Like, um, you know there's TikTok challenges?

Oh, no.

Well... Which one did you do this time? Is your dad's car blown to bits?

No, it's not like that.

Are we... Do I need to go get more milk?

No.

Not that one, either. It's, um... It's so embarrassing.

What is it? Spit it out.

I took one of Dad's Viagras, and it's, like, called a... It's like a boner

challenge. Like, it's not...

Oh, my God. It's like... It's a boner challenge?

What is a boner challenge?

Like, to see how hard your, like, boner can get.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so what's the problem? What happened?

Like, I took Dad's, like, Viagra, and, like, it just won't go away. Like, I

tried, like, jerking off and stuff, but... So I guess jerk off more.

It's not working. It's like...

I don't... Is there something you can do to, like, help me?

What am I supposed to do? I'm your stepmother.

What do you mean, help you?

Like, I just wanted to go away.

And how am I supposed to help you with that?

Like... Well, I can't make it go away.

And you expect me to?

I don't know.

Sweetheart, okay, just, you know what? Come here. Have a seat.

Okay, just let me see it.

Jesus. Okay.

All right. You know what? Fine. I will help you with this, but

then I really got to get back to doing laundry and get back to my day, okay?

So this will help you if I jerk you off and just get all that come out?

I think so.

Okay.

This is really not appropriate, sweetheart.

I'm sorry. It's like, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, I get it.

It's fine.

What made you... Who even came up with that kind of a challenge? Why would you

be taking Viagra just to see how hard your dick can get?

Do you know what that's used for?

Well, yeah. But it's specifically so old men like your dad can have sex.

You're not an old man. You don't need Viagra, so just don't take it.

God, didn't you read the warning label?

No. What does it say?

That you shouldn't take it unless you're old and your dick doesn't work.

Your dick clearly works a little too well if you can't get the boner to go

God, sweetheart.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Is the pressure all right?

That feels good.

We've got to make sure we get it all out, right?

Yeah. How long were you jerking off for?

I don't know. I feel like an hour.

An hour?

Sweetie, you need to be more careful. You're going to give yourself a chafing.

That's why I wanted to ask you for help.

Yeah, of course. And I'm happy to help you. Just don't tell anybody about this.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay, you almost there?

Yeah, it just feels really good.

So, don't tell me that.

Sorry. I mean, I think it's working.

I mean... What do I do when it's like... When you're going to come?

Oh, God, don't make a mess. Don't make a mess.

Okay, here. We're going to just keep it... I don't want you to make a mess on

couch. Oh, God.

I feel it. It's the warm of Jesus.

Okay.

All right. You know what? That's there. All right? So, you know, just go take a

shower and relax.

A cold shower should make it stay down. Okay?

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah. Okay.

Hey, Crystal.

Hey, sweetie, what's up?

Um... It, like... It won't go away still.

What won't go away?

My boner. Oh, my God.

Sweetheart, like, I don't know what to tell you. You shouldn't have taken the

bill. Well, I don't know what to do now, though. Like, I just need help.

Like, maybe you didn't get it all out. Oh, this is my fault?

No, like... But, I mean...

Maybe if, like, you sucked it all out, like, it wouldn't... Excuse me?

You... Are you asking or expecting that? Because, listen,

like, I told you what happened earlier today was an inappropriate thing that

needed because you said you needed it.

Yeah. This is crossing a line.

Like, I don't know why you can't just watch porn or get a stroker to get the

rest of it out. I tried.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Fine. Fine. If it makes it so you'll go to bed and relax, then fine. Get in bed.

Come here.

Okay.

You know you can't tell anyone about this, right?

Especially not your father. If he comes home and hears about this, I don't know

which one of us would be in more trouble.

Are

you

sure you can't just... We can order a flashlight.

I mean, I've been trying all day and it's like not going away.

I'm worried.

I don't know. Okay.

I

don't

know. This feels so just wrong.

Like, are you sure this is what you need?

Maybe it would help.

I feel your boobs, too. Like, to, like, make it go away.

Oh, my God.

Okay, whatever gets you in bed, out of my room, so I can finish getting

through the rest of those papers I have to grade.

Happy? Do they help? Are they helping? Is this helping?

Yeah, that's definitely helping.

Thank you.

Is it helping?

Yeah.

Thank you.

I think it's really... I think it's really helping, yeah. Yeah, I think

I think...

Oh, my God, Jackie.

Why would you make me swallow it?

I feel so good.

Okay, great.

You're good now, right?

Yeah.

Okay, get out of my room.

Okay. Sorry.

Thanks again.

Yeah, go, go.

Hey. Oh, hey, good morning, sweetie. How are you doing?

All right. How'd you sleep? I mean, like, not the best.

What do you mean?

Even after the... Yeah, like, I just, like, keep getting boners, like, all

night.

Okay. I mean, did you jerk off in the shower like I suggested?

Yeah, like, I tried everything.

I watched porn.

I mean, you didn't, like, fuck my dick because I didn't work.

You don't have to say that out loud.

Don't even say that out loud. I'm sorry.

I don't know what else you could do.

My balls hurt.

I mean, fuck.

Did you, I don't know, what about that girl that you hang out with? I mean,

I know you guys are friends, but.

Could she help?

I'm way too shy to ask her.

Oh, my fucking God.

Okay, um... I know, I know.

You know.

Um... The strip club.

Don't they have those private rooms you can, like... What? I don't want to do

that. Well, then I don't know what you're going to do to get that down if

doesn't work. Like, I just... I feel like... I mean...

You, like, helped before. Is there, like, anything else that... Like, I

know what to do.

Like... I mean, what is it? You're just... On a scale of one to ten, how

your balls hurt?

Like, I just, like, couldn't even sleep last night. They hurt so bad. I don't

know what to do.

Like, it's just, like... Okay, fine.

I guess the only thing left to do is I'm gonna just... I'm gonna have to fuck

you.

What?

Yeah, I...

Clearly, that's the only way that that's going to get this out of your system. I

assume that could just be the Viagra itself just has to be fucked out

of the system. I don't know.

Clearly, that's the only thing that's going to work.

That's all I got.

That's all I got left, sweetie.

I mean, if you think it's going to work... We can try it.

Why don't you just go wait for me in my bedroom?

Okay.

We're really going to do this.

So you think this is going to get it all out, right?

It better.

We're not doing it to us.

Okay.

All right, sweetie.

Now remember, this has to be our little secret, okay?

You can't tell anybody.

I'm only doing this for you because I love you.

All right, sweetheart?

I appreciate you so much. And I'm trying to be a good stepmom and make sure that

you're not going to be having to go off to your courses with a freaking boner.

But no more of those viral TikTok things.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, and sweetheart, that bag really made your cock hard.

Oh, shit.

It actually feels really good.

I've even had sex with your father.

It's like he has those Viagras and he's not even using them.

Is your dick always this fucking big and hard, or is that just a Viagra?

I think it's a Viagra. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, sweetheart.

Whatever you think will be best for

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh yes, harder, harder, harder.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

It's called a green pie, sweetheart.

Oh. Okay.

Well, um, we should probably get cleaned up.

Okay? Yeah, yeah. And then I gotta go to work. Okay. And you gotta go to class.

Okay. Okay.

Thank you.

Yeah, um, you know what? I think we, you know, we could, um,

if you tried the challenge again, we could always try it again. If you still,

um, have an issue.

Later. Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, okay. You're the best.