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All right, today's the day.
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The boner challenge.
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Let's do it.
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Okay, um... Hey, sweetie, what's up?
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I kind of got a problem.
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What's wrong?
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I was doing this... It's hard to
explain. It's, like, really
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What is it?
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Like, um, you know there's TikTok
challenges?
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Oh, no.
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Well... Which one did you do this time?
Is your dad's car blown to bits?
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No, it's not like that.
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Are we... Do I need to go get more milk?
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No.
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Not that one, either. It's, um... It's
so embarrassing.
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What is it? Spit it out.
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I took one of Dad's Viagras, and it's,
like, called a... It's like a boner
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challenge. Like, it's not...
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Oh, my God. It's like... It's a boner
challenge?
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What is a boner challenge?
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Like, to see how hard your, like, boner
can get.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, so what's the problem? What
happened?
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Like, I took Dad's, like, Viagra, and,
like, it just won't go away. Like, I
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tried, like, jerking off and stuff,
but... So I guess jerk off more.
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It's not working. It's like...
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I don't... Is there something you can do
to, like, help me?
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What am I supposed to do? I'm your
stepmother.
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What do you mean, help you?
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Like, I just wanted to go away.
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And how am I supposed to help you with
that?
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Like... Well, I can't make it go away.
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And you expect me to?
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I don't know.
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Sweetheart, okay, just, you know what?
Come here. Have a seat.
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Okay, just let me see it.
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Jesus. Okay.
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All right. You know what? Fine. I will
help you with this, but
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then I really got to get back to doing
laundry and get back to my day, okay?
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So this will help you if I jerk you off
and just get all that come out?
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I think so.
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Okay.
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This is really not appropriate,
sweetheart.
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I'm sorry. It's like, I don't know what
to do.
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Yeah, I get it.
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It's fine.
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What made you... Who even came up with
that kind of a challenge? Why would you
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be taking Viagra just to see how hard
your dick can get?
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Do you know what that's used for?
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Well, yeah. But it's specifically so old
men like your dad can have sex.
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You're not an old man. You don't need
Viagra, so just don't take it.
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God, didn't you read the warning label?
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No. What does it say?
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That you shouldn't take it unless you're
old and your dick doesn't work.
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Your dick clearly works a little too
well if you can't get the boner to go
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God, sweetheart.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah. Is the pressure all right?
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That feels good.
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We've got to make sure we get it all
out, right?
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Yeah. How long were you jerking off for?
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I don't know. I feel like an hour.
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An hour?
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Sweetie, you need to be more careful.
You're going to give yourself a chafing.
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That's why I wanted to ask you for help.
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Yeah, of course. And I'm happy to help
you. Just don't tell anybody about this.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Okay, you almost there?
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Yeah, it just feels really good.
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So, don't tell me that.
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Sorry. I mean, I think it's working.
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I mean... What do I do when it's like...
When you're going to come?
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Oh, God, don't make a mess. Don't make a
mess.
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Okay, here. We're going to just keep
it... I don't want you to make a mess on
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couch. Oh, God.
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I feel it. It's the warm of Jesus.
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Okay.
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All right. You know what? That's there.
All right? So, you know, just go take a
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shower and relax.
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A cold shower should make it stay down.
Okay?
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Okay. All right.
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Okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, Crystal.
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Hey, sweetie, what's up?
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Um... It, like... It won't go away
still.
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What won't go away?
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My boner. Oh, my God.
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Sweetheart, like, I don't know what to
tell you. You shouldn't have taken the
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bill. Well, I don't know what to do now,
though. Like, I just need help.
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Like, maybe you didn't get it all out.
Oh, this is my fault?
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No, like... But, I mean...
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Maybe if, like, you sucked it all out,
like, it wouldn't... Excuse me?
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You... Are you asking or expecting that?
Because, listen,
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like, I told you what happened earlier
today was an inappropriate thing that
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needed because you said you needed it.
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Yeah. This is crossing a line.
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Like, I don't know why you can't just
watch porn or get a stroker to get the
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rest of it out. I tried.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Fine. Fine. If it makes it so you'll go
to bed and relax, then fine. Get in bed.
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Come here.
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Okay.
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You know you can't tell anyone about
this, right?
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Especially not your father. If he comes
home and hears about this, I don't know
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which one of us would be in more
trouble.
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Are
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you
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sure you can't just... We can order a
flashlight.
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I mean, I've been trying all day and
it's like not going away.
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I'm worried.
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I don't know. Okay.
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I
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don't
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know. This feels so just wrong.
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Like, are you sure this is what you
need?
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Maybe it would help.
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I feel your boobs, too. Like, to, like,
make it go away.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, whatever gets you in bed, out of
my room, so I can finish getting
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through the rest of those papers I have
to grade.
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Happy? Do they help? Are they helping?
Is this helping?
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Yeah, that's definitely helping.
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Thank you.
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Is it helping?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I think it's really... I think it's
really helping, yeah. Yeah, I think
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I think...
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Oh, my God, Jackie.
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Why would you make me swallow it?
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I feel so good.
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Okay, great.
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You're good now, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, get out of my room.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Thanks again.
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Yeah, go, go.
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Hey. Oh, hey, good morning, sweetie. How
are you doing?
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All right. How'd you sleep? I mean,
like, not the best.
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What do you mean?
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Even after the... Yeah, like, I just,
like, keep getting boners, like, all
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night.
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Okay. I mean, did you jerk off in the
shower like I suggested?
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Yeah, like, I tried everything.
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I watched porn.
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I mean, you didn't, like, fuck my dick
because I didn't work.
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You don't have to say that out loud.
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Don't even say that out loud. I'm sorry.
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I don't know what else you could do.
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My balls hurt.
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I mean, fuck.
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Did you, I don't know, what about that
girl that you hang out with? I mean,
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I know you guys are friends, but.
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Could she help?
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I'm way too shy to ask her.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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Okay, um... I know, I know.
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You know.
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Um... The strip club.
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Don't they have those private rooms you
can, like... What? I don't want to do
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that. Well, then I don't know what
you're going to do to get that down if
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doesn't work. Like, I just... I feel
like... I mean...
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You, like, helped before. Is there,
like, anything else that... Like, I
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know what to do.
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Like... I mean, what is it? You're
just... On a scale of one to ten, how
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your balls hurt?
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Like, I just, like, couldn't even sleep
last night. They hurt so bad. I don't
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know what to do.
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Like, it's just, like... Okay, fine.
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I guess the only thing left to do is I'm
gonna just... I'm gonna have to fuck
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you.
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What?
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Yeah, I...
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Clearly, that's the only way that that's
going to get this out of your system. I
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assume that could just be the Viagra
itself just has to be fucked out
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of the system. I don't know.
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Clearly, that's the only thing that's
going to work.
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That's all I got.
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That's all I got left, sweetie.
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I mean, if you think it's going to
work... We can try it.
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Why don't you just go wait for me in my
bedroom?
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Okay.
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We're really going to do this.
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So you think this is going to get it all
out, right?
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It better.
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We're not doing it to us.
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Okay.
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All right, sweetie.
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Now remember, this has to be our little
secret, okay?
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You can't tell anybody.
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I'm only doing this for you because I
love you.
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All right, sweetheart?
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I appreciate you so much. And I'm trying
to be a good stepmom and make sure that
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you're not going to be having to go off
to your courses with a freaking boner.
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But no more of those viral TikTok
things.
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Okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, and sweetheart, that bag really made
your cock hard.
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Oh, shit.
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It actually feels really good.
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I've even had sex with your father.
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It's like he has those Viagras and he's
not even using them.
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Is your dick always this fucking big and
hard, or is that just a Viagra?
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I think it's a Viagra. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God, sweetheart.
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Whatever you think will be best for
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, fuck.
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Oh yes, harder, harder, harder.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh yes, yes, yes.
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It's called a green pie, sweetheart.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, um, we should probably get cleaned
up.
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Okay? Yeah, yeah. And then I gotta go to
work. Okay. And you gotta go to class.
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Okay. Okay.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, um, you know what? I think we, you
know, we could, um,
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if you tried the challenge again, we
could always try it again. If you still,
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um, have an issue.
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Later. Okay?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, okay. You're the best.
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