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Ace McFumble's here with sport.
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The Silverado Boys soccer team has made
the playoffs for the fourth straight
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season. Wait, we have a soccer team?
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And now for some real news.
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The playoff -bound Bulldogs football
team have lost their kicker, Kenny Ping.
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Ping was selected to play on a youth
orchestra that's leaving on a world
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which leads me to my new segment,
Bonehead of the Week.
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This is Ace McFumble.
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Didn't know? Now you do. You're welcome.
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This is a disaster.
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We can't play without a kicker. I know.
It's one of the most important positions
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on the team.
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Who's going to kick field goals or extra
points? Or a kickoff.
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I just realized a kicker does a lot more
for this team than I do.
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We could give a chance to a lovable
underdog.
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A little guy no one expects anything
from, but if given the opportunity,
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inspire us all.
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That's it.
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We can teach my family mule to kick. He
only has three legs.
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No one would expect anything from him.
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But, man, that'll be an inspiring story.
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That's not what I... Never mind.
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All right, we need a kicker and fast.
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Time to find out which one of you has
the best leg on the team.
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Oh! Oh!
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Troy, don't kick.
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Look at Newt. He seems like he knows
what he's doing.
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Yeah, well, kickers are usually the
smallest, weakest, least athletic guys
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the team.
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Maybe this is his moment.
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I've got this, coach.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Sawyer! Yeah, yeah.
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Get the mule.
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And the nurse.
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Okay.
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You won't find me in the bleachers.
Yeah, that girl is one of us. I'm made
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spice and sugar.
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I'm pretty tough.
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You're not a little glitter.
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Three yards in a cloud of dust.
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And you get, you get.
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A game changer, playmaker. Take the
ball. She'll see you later. I'm on a
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like, team like, living like one of the
boys. She got it going, going.
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She got it going on.
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I'm gonna play like Friday night,
kicking like one of the boys. She got it
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going, going.
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She got it going on.
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play without a kicker, we won't be able
to get past the kickoff.
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Curse you, Kenny Ping!
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Coach, just give Bella a shot. She's
good at stealing people's jobs.
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What? It's a compliment.
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Well, in cheerleading, I was a natural
at high kicking.
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Kind of a savant.
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This is yours.
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Thanks. Sorry. Kicking a football is a
lot harder than it looks.
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Oh, really?
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Is it?
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Well, yeah.
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It's not like you can just come up and
kick it through your first time. It
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timing and precision and... Whoa.
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Okay, I guess it's not that hard.
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Hey, you with the freakishly strong leg,
you want to play kicker?
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No, thanks. I'm good.
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Football's not my thing.
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Seriously?
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Football's not his thing?
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This isn't Texas. It is the only thing.
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Yeah, well, not to Hunter. All he cares
about is soccer.
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And being a jerk.
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A jerky jerk.
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What's that even mean?
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Look, Hunter was the kicker on our youth
football team, and he was a cool dude.
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Then one day, right before the biggest
game of the season, he left us to join
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the soccer team. Left us? He deserted
us. And then we got crushed because we
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didn't have a kicker.
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You guys, that's too bad.
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But it's in the past.
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Right now, we need a kicker, and Hunter
is our best option.
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Bella, look, don't waste your time, all
right? Even if you do convince him,
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he'll just end up ditching us.
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We don't have much time left. We've got
to give it a try. What else can we do?
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Give Newt another shot? What?
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Please. No.
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No.
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19, 20. Come on. If Michelle Obama can
do it, you can too.
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Have you seen the biceps on Michelle
Obama?
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She can bench press Barack.
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That's enough.
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Practice is over.
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But I have a homework assignment for
you. I need you to go online and
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the cheapest 70 -inch TVs you can find.
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What does that have to do with
cheerleading?
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Nothing. But when my boyfriend left me,
he took the flat screen.
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We've got to do something.
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Ever since Miss Park got dumped, she's
been a total nightmare.
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Tell me about... Ow!
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It.
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As a result of my eavesdropping, I
couldn't help overhear your
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Have you thought of setting Miss Park up
with a new guy? Might cheer her up.
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That's not a bad idea.
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But who?
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We're talking about Miss Park. Her only
hobbies are knitting and ping pong.
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I know someone who's into ping pong, and
he's as lonely and sad as she is.
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Nope. You're far too young for her.
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I'm talking about Coach.
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Ooh. Coach and Miss Park would make a
really cute couple. I'd totally ship
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Great, I'll help you guys. I've watched
a ton of romantic comedies. Even the one
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where the baker falls in love with the
wedding cake.
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Bake me your wife.
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So good.
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Uh, thanks, but we don't need help.
We're girls. We're born with a romance
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I read that in Teen Cosmo.
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Right. Well, when your plan doesn't work
out, you know where to find me.
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Standing behind me, listening to my
conversations?
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I just want to be there when you need
me.
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Hunter, we didn't formally meet the
other day. I'm Bella, the girl who can't
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kick a football.
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Yeah, I was going to step up Bella, but
yes, that is true.
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Anyway, I baked you these.
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Oh, free cookies.
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My favorite kind.
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Not to brag, but they are really, really
awesome.
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It's my secret ingredient. Chocolate
covered. Wouldn't you like to know?
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Pretzels?
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Anywho, uh, Hunter, we really want you
on the football team.
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Bella, I know how those guys feel about
me. And the feeling's mutual.
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So it's not gonna work out.
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But you took my cookies!
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No, I didn't.
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Hunter, wait.
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We need you on the team.
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What can I do? How about I help you with
your homework? I'm a really good tutor.
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I'm a really good student.
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Uh, wash your dirt bike?
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I skateboard.
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Wash your skateboard?
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Who washes a skateboard?
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Okay, okay, there must be something.
I've got...
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and a punch card from Squeezie's. One
more punch and you get a free sundae.
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I don't like ice cream.
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What? Everybody likes ice cream. Now
you're just being difficult.
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You're right.
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I love ice cream.
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If you seriously want me to be your
kicker, how about you give us your
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field for a week?
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The football field?
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Yeah. The soccer team has to use the
overflow parking lot. The one that's
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of rocks and scorpions?
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I've been stung twice.
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Yike.
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That's horrible, but I don't know if I
can give you our field.
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It's not my problem.
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Figure it out, quarterback.
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Figure it out, quarterback.
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Wumpies, they're not very good.
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It's been rough since Hubert left me.
That's why I've been making you girls
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practice so hard, you know, to get our
minds off of him. But our minds aren't
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him. Yours is.
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Don't talk back, girl.
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I can't take much more of this.
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Don't worry.
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Here's coach.
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Let's hope he likes ping pong as Mitch
said he does. All right.
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We were going to play some ping pong.
You want to play?
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That might cheer me up. Ping pong is my
jam.
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We had no idea.
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Oh, too bad.
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We only have three players.
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Unless... Coach, what are you doing in
the gym?
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I'm a gym teacher.
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that be fair.
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Back in 1983, I was a nationally ranked
junior.
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Oh, wow. Nice paddle, Wanda. Oh, thanks.
It's autographed by Jan Sorensen.
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Jan the
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naturally stank.
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Well, if you just set me up, we could
crush these kids.
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This is just angry flirting, right?
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an extra towel because y 'all going to
sweat it out.
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Sharing the fields with the soccer team?
That makes about as much sense as
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trying to make a turkey and a pig fall
in love to get turkey bacon.
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But you tried it anyway.
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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See?
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Hunter is our turkey bacon.
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I admit he's not exactly my favorite
person, but he's still the best kicker
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the school.
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So if we want to win our playoff game,
we're going to have to put aside our
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feelings, And makes his field chair
work.
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Uh, whatever.
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Fine. Thanks.
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That's the spirit?
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Now listen, y 'all. It wasn't easy
getting the principal to agree to this.
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required some sweet talk and some of my
famous homemade cookies.
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Hey, Bella.
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You want these? They're not that good.
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Hey. I didn't think you could pull this
off, but this is pretty cool.
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Maybe I underestimated you.
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Yeah, so that means you're going to keep
up your end of the bargain, right?
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Looking good.
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So far.
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X vertical on two on two. Ready? Break.
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Hey. Whoa.
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Watch where you're kicking, knee socks.
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So you're not cool, dude.
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Well, Bella, you said we wouldn't even
notice them. Meanwhile, soccer balls are
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flying in here every two seconds.
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What balls?
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See me coming?
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Hey, you're on our side of the field.
Dude, let it go. I'm sorry, Hunter, but
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can figure this out. Wait, you're
apologizing to them?
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I'm the one who just got injured, Bella.
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Injured? Hey, crybaby, you're wearing
pads.
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But maybe you should be wearing a
diaper.
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Oh, no. Wait a minute.
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What's going on here?
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Don't worry, I've got it all under
control.
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I shouldn't have agreed to this. The
soccer team is going to have to leave.
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Fine, we'll go back to our crummy field.
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Yeah, actually, we gave that to the
marching band so they could practice for
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football game.
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Well, where are we supposed to go?
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Well, one of you must have a big
backyard.
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Mr. Davis, that's not what we... Bella.
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It's cool. Keep your field. And good
luck finding a kicker.
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I'm out.
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But, Hunter, you said if I... Don't
waste your breath.
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Yeah.
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Once a deserter, always a deserter.
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Great. We have a playoff game coming up,
and we still don't have a kicker. I
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know.
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Well, maybe these will cheer us up.
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We're not that good.
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Hunter, wait a sec. What?
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I put a lot of work into sharing the
field, and you're just going to walk
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Then again, I guess that's what you do.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, I heard about you.
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Back in the sixth grade, you bailed on
the guys right before the big game.
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They lost because they didn't have a
kicker. I didn't bail on the guys.
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I had to leave for soccer camp that day.
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It was a huge opportunity, and my mom
saved up all her money to send me there.
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I was just trying to follow my dream.
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I guess you wouldn't know anything about
that, huh?
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Quarterback.
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I just got served.
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And his mom saved all our money to send
him away to camp because being a soccer
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player has always been his dream.
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Oh, wow. We thank.
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All this time, we've been the jerky
jerk.
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He said I knew it.
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He's never gonna kick for us now.
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I wouldn't if I were him. I think
there's still a way to get him to kick.
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Well, I think we're way past apologies,
Bella. Well, there are two things that I
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refuse to do.
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Give up on Hunter being our kicker and
admit my cookies are bad.
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They're not that good.
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So what do we do?
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So I've been thinking, and I'm pretty
sure I have a plan.
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The soccer team doesn't get any respect.
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If we fix that, maybe we can change
Hunter's mind.
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Step one, we go to Ace.
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Step two, we make him do a special
broadcast.
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Step three... Uh, Bella, how many steps
are there? 27. Let's just go to Ace's.
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Where are you guys going?
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Bella has a 27 -step plan.
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Oh, lesson usual. Have fun.
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Oh, you're not getting out that easy.
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I'm looking at steps 14 and 19, so don't
put your phones on silent.
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Yay!
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Friendship! I'll catch up with you guys
later.
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So, ladies... How'd your fix -up go?
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Terrible. Miss Parking Coach did not hit
it off.
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I hate to say I told you so.
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No, you don't. You love it. You're
right. I do.
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But I'll still help you guys if you
want.
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It's hopeless.
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There's no other single man to fix her
up within a five -mile radius.
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I still think we can make it work with
Coach.
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We just need to come at it from a
different angle.
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You know, women like to be saved. At
least that's what I learned from the
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romantic comedy, Women Like to Be Saved.
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Save her?
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Coach doesn't really strike me as the
heroic type.
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But he can be.
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We just need to find out what Miss Park
is most afraid of and use it to
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emotionally manipulate her.
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I gotta admit, I kind of like this side
of you.
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Oh, do you?
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I just ruined it, didn't I? Pretty much.
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Day three of the Silverado kicker crisis
and tensions are high.
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As the playoffs approach and the
kickerless Bulldogs face certain defeat,
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everyone's looking for answers.
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Fortunately, quarterback Bella Dawson is
here to shed light on the subject.
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Our first question comes from our
elderly, mild -mannered librarian, Ms.
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Thornberry. She writes, Ace,
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I'm a big fan of your show.
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Oh, thank you. And a question for Bella.
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What the heck are you guys doing about
this?
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Thoughts?
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Actually, I didn't come here to talk
football. Instead, I want to focus on
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something that gets very little
attention at our school. The Silverado
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soccer team.
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Oh, you're serious?
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Yes. Our soccer team is awesome.
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I cover sports, not soccer.
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Then we're done here. Let's talk soccer.
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Well, there's no team that plays it
better than Silverado West.
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That's why the football team is involved
in a campaign to raise soccer
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awareness. Come watch the Bulldogs
soccer team this Saturday as they kick
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butt and win their third straight
championship.
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Wow. And you should care about soccer,
too, because even though we all love
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football, yeah, you should all open your
hearts and your minds and give
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something else a chance.
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Next time, less words.
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Other football players have come up with
some very creative ways to advertise
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the soccer team.
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And finally, star wide receiver Troy
Dixon is using his world -class hands to
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clean and organize people's lockers if
they pledge to be at the soccer game
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Saturday.
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Football has been in the spotlight for
so long.
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Now it's time to show our soccer team
some love, too.
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So please come out and support our
Bulldog soccer team this Saturday.
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Okay, Ace, you can ask me about football
now.
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Ace?
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Ace!
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I just had a nightmare that we did a
whole segment about soccer.
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And one hunt!
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Newt's plan better work.
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Last night, I was too tired to even
shower.
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I hardly noticed.
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Spiders! Spiders!
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I don't do spiders.
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00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,120
What is it, Newt? I heard there was an
emergency in here.
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This little fella?
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00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,560
Oh, come on now.
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He's harmless.
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00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,380
Isn't Coach brave?
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Miss Park, fear not. Your knight in
shining armor is here.
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Oh, I'll just take this guy outside.
See?
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Totally.
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Did I get it?
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We're the worst matchmakers ever.
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I don't know what went wrong.
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It should have worked. By now, they
should be flirting and laughing.
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00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,040
Followed by a cute phone swap to
exchange numbers.
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00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,010
Then they'd feel it with an affectionate
fist bump.
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00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,080
I guess I was wrong.
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00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,000
Girl, practice is canceled. I have a
date with that fine piece of mad nurse.
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00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,320
Or was I? Just like I planned. That
wasn't your plan. Love never follows a
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00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:32,739
We tried everything and the stands are
barely half full.
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00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,639
Troy, you should have cleaned out more
locker. Well, I would have, but I had to
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clean up all that vomit.
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00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,060
Somebody puked in a locker? Yeah, man, I
did.
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00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,850
Well, at least I found out what Vuvuzela
means.
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Upcorn holder in Swahili.
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Hey, quarterback.
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You did it. I'm so sorry.
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We really wanted to get more people out
here to support you guys.
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00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,570
Are you kidding?
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This is twice as many people as we
usually get.
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Even the principal is here.
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Let's kick some soccer butts.
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00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,790
Oh, I said butt.
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Go team.
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00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,960
Wait, you're saying this is good?
368
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,240
It's not good. It's great.
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00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,839
So I'll see you next Friday.
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00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,040
Friday? What's Friday?
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00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,090
Your game. I'm kicking for you, aren't
I? Wait, you are?
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Unless you prefer the three -legged
mule.
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00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,780
No, thank you. This is awesome.
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00:20:19,781 --> 00:20:22,879
Guys, Hunter's going to kick for us.
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Yeah, we know.
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We're right here.
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00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:28,979
You know, We never would have gotten all
these people here if it wasn't for
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these guys.
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00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,099
Listen, man, about what we did, we
were... No, man, the thing is, I was
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00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,540
of... Yeah, but we never should have.
Yeah, but I also didn't. So, pizza
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Cool.
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00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,300
So, how'd it go? I think they
apologized.
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Did they end with pizza?
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00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,480
Yeah, they're good.
385
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:12,569
I'll admit, I only attended the game
because Troy fished that wet sandwich
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of my locker.
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00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:19,370
But once I got there, I found out
soccer's totally amazing.
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Let me break down the beautiful game for
you. So, there are two teams of 11.
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One ball.
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And here's the crazy part.
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They can't use their hands!
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I know, right?
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00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,700
Chauncey, don't you find this
fascinating?
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I'm on the soccer team. I've been asking
you to come to my games for the last
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two years.
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00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,340
How many times have I told you we're not
friends outside of school?
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Oh, it's going to be like that.
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00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,120
Well, I'm taking my camera.
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