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So, Terry, how was your weekend?
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Well, Pete was out of town for some
medieval thing, so I had to... Don't
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finished my preteen vampire novel.
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Oh, finally.
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Since when do you write preteen vampire
novels?
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Uh, since forever.
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Abigail Weatherworth never expected to
get fangs before she got booed.
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Wow. Sounds very niche.
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It's semi -autobiographical. So, do you
want to read it? I do not.
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I mean, it's your only copies. I'd hate
to...
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Read it. It's called Are You There, God?
It's Me, Dracula.
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Oh, that's a terrible title.
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It even has a 50 -page dictionary at the
back so you can understand the bits
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that I wrote in vamp English. It's a
very old language I just made up.
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Words cannot express how much I want to
read it, but I got too much going on
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here. I'm busy.
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But you'll be less busy once Cedar gets
back from his trip.
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Are you kidding me?
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I got more done this weekend than all
last month, and we had two straight days
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without a fire.
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That's a record. Come on.
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It's only 500 pages.
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Some of it even rhymes.
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I'm sorry, Bernie. My friend from
Harvard is in town, and I don't even
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to see him. Why don't you just take a
day off?
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Sorry.
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No reason.
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No one kind of got away from me.
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A little drunk.
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Sorry, Terry.
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Drinking and archery do not mix. Well,
we've all seen the commercial.
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I wish you could have been there. What a
mean thing to say.
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So, what exactly were you doing?
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LARPing. So, what exactly were you
doing? Live -action role -playing. Fine,
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don't tell me. We dressed in costume and
hit each other with swords.
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Of course you do.
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It's a weekend full of magic, intrigue,
wine, and wenches.
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Sounds like a stuff of song.
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Ooh, I already wrote one!
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Locked into this. Oh, the wine, it
wasn't flowing, and the wenches were a
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-blushing. Okay, you will not believe
who was there, too. Trevor Stiles.
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Not that guy I've never heard of. He's
like the Wayne Gretzky of LARPing. And
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fought him. Good, you won. Now, help me
with these comics.
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We didn't win.
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Nobody beats Trevor Stiles, but still,
the bards will sing of it.
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Oh, Trevor had his axe out on the
wenches they was at. Okay. Well, I'm
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enjoyed your day off.
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That reminds me, I'm going to need
Friday off as well. I want to have a
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for all my Larking Bunny.
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Oh, come on. I haven't had a day off in
months.
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So, take a day off.
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The store literally cannot go a day
without me. Please, Terry, I'm not
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completely useless.
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Remember, I built my own scissor hand?
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Ah!
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An afternoon will... Oh,
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what's your name?
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Oh, no.
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The floor is open.
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Now to do it up.
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which I'm sure will be a total success
and completely uneventful.
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What a terrible example.
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Come on, the store's doing fine, and I
am getting better with money. Last week,
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you tried to buy a $500 monkey on the
black market. A smoking monkey? That
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investment would have paid for itself.
How would it have paid for itself?
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We would have sold him the cigarettes,
duh.
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Yeah, I can't leave you alone.
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Terry, the store is half mine.
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Let me prove I can run it on my own.
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Okay, I'll take the day off, and he'll
be...
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Just fine on his own.
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Stop doing that.
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All right. Take emergency numbers for
the counter as well as instructions for
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the espresso machine.
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This just says do not use.
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Exactly. For the love of God, do not use
that machine. When you use that
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machine, bad things happen.
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Raina, I knew you'd come back.
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I come here every day. Me too.
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We have so much in common.
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Not really.
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Why, hello, Raina. One cappuccino?
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I believe it is your favorite.
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Thank you, Peter.
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You made that?
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With that machine?
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What can I say? I have everything under
control.
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Okay.
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Great. So, I'll just go.
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Is this a sock? No refunds. I haven't
paid yet.
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That'll be $4.
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Barry!
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Barry Cloth! Terry Dextle!
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Chet! Chet Guy!
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Chet!
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Geez, I didn't know we were doing names.
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That's hilarious.
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Well, you look good.
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Oh, yeah, I don't know. I just threw
this on. Man, is this your car?
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Hey, no, man. Now it's your car.
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What? Really? No, not really.
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No, it's a rental.
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Oh, I'm just so excited to see you, man.
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Oh, God, I'm nervous. Are you nervous?
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Okay. So what are you doing in town?
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Company's expanding all over the world,
my friend. Toronto, Vancouver, Dubai.
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All right. Hong Kong.
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Oh, listen to me. I'm just listing
places.
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Breathe. You're good. You're good.
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We're going to build a facility around
the corner from here, but... Turns out
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this whole neighborhood's a sinkhole.
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Why am I not surprised?
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How are you, buddy? You smell great.
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Ha! Ah, you know how it is. Pretty
successful.
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No, you're not.
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He runs a comic book store with his
brother. They sleep in bunk beds.
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That's only partially true.
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It's only partially true. Yeah, yeah.
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What's that perfume you're wearing?
Pulled pork.
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Lame. Excuse me? You used that one last
week. You're running out of material.
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Well, you're running out of time to have
a baby.
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Two weeks ago.
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Bernie, I need to talk to you. Why? Did
you finally grow hair down there? Uh,
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you tried that on me last week.
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Let me guess.
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Terry, you can't stop talking about my
book. Now you want to read it, too. What
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book? You wrote a book?
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My preteen vampire novel, Are You There,
God, It's Me, Dracula.
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What a terrible title. What? I mean, you
will really have to show it to me
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sometime. I've got your copy right here.
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Dear God, it's upsettingly large.
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Thank you.
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Look, um, Terry left me in charge of the
store, and I can totally handle on my
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own, but there's a bit of a situation.
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Oh, how bad could it be?
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I say, how about I buy you a car?
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Hey, thanks so much for lunch, man. It
was great hanging out with an adult.
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Yeah, it was great.
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Hey, come work with me.
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What? You could run my Hong Kong office.
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Chet, this is a huge opportunity. This
could change my whole life.
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I don't think I can leave my brother
alone.
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Well... Think it over.
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You gotta know by noon tomorrow.
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All right.
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Oh, why, hello, Terry. Back so soon?
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How time flies when nothing eventful is
happening.
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Everything looks totally normal.
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It is normal, right, Bernie?
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Totally normal. I didn't kiss a woman
with a beard.
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What was that?
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What was that? See, I'm not a total
screw -up who needs constant
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I'm a professional.
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Is that coming from the air vent?
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That is the furnace.
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Sounds like a monkey.
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No, definitely the furnace. I will now
go fix it like a professional would.
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Okay.
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It's like Peter's got everything under
control.
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Absolutely. You might even say a circus
full of freaks never trashed the place.
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Well, maybe I can go after all.
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What? Go? Go where?
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I just got offered a job in Hong Kong.
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But, but, but... Okay.
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It's a rat.
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In a pillowcase. It's not a monkey.
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In a pillowcase. He's angry.
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I'll be right back.
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You can't just leave.
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He's gotten used to you being here.
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He even spends extra time in the morning
getting dressed so that you'll notice
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me, him.
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You're right.
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I'll be crushed.
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Unless I find the perfect time to tell
him.
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Like at that party you wanted to throw.
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I'm not sure that's a great idea.
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Too late.
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That's why you don't tickle an Ewok.
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Terry! Oh, thanks for helping.
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This is so much better than my last
party.
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What are you looking at, dark bad jerk?
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Worst birthday ever.
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Yeah, so much better. No problem. That's
what brothers are for.
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Why the long face?
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Did KFC raise the price of gravy again?
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it before.
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Here's a new one.
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When Abigail entered the room, even the
teachers laughed. It's not easy to do
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your makeup when you can't see your
reflection.
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I think my brain just puked. That's
chapter 37.
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You read 37 chapters?
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Get a room.
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Terry, this party is awesome.
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It's got everything.
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It's got hot girl on bearded girl
action.
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She's old?
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The worst haircut I've ever seen in my
life. That is Trevor Stiles. He's a
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LARPing king.
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He's the coolest guy I know.
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What? This guy?
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This is the coolest guy you know? What
about me?
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Well, you're the second coolest.
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Hey!
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Okay, third coolest.
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Trevor! Trevor! Of the House of Dial.
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It is an honor to have you at our party.
It really is.
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I'm here for the wenches, the wine, and
the chisolas.
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Oh, and now, if I may, an elvish
blessing.
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He's so badass.
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So, you're happy?
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Oh.
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I am so happy. Right now, I could take
any news. Perfect. I got offered a job
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Hong Kong, and I'm taking it.
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What? When?
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Tomorrow.
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And you're telling me now?
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Well, I wanted to wait till you were in
a good mood.
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So you could ruin it?
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You're a snake.
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You're a beer -soaked snake.
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You're going to throw your beer at me,
aren't you?
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Surprise!
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Yeah, I'll do it.
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Who dares soak my cake?
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Your ass is mine!
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Tomorrow, 5 p .m., no holds barred.
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Costume's optional.
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Costume's optional.
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You ladies are going to have one of your
pretend pipes.
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Nothing is pretend anymore.
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Come, if we hurry, my mom will make us
tuck.
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Seriously.
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I'm a dead man.
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Don't worry.
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Why? Because you have my back? Oh, no,
wait, you don't, because you're leaving.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Do you want to tell me about what part
you hate now?
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Nope.
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What about when Abigail wins the heart
of her werewolf soccer coach by using
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power of imagination?
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Terrible. If you hate it so much, then
why read it? I don't want to.
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I have to finish every book that I
start. It's a thing. Now get folding.
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Huh.
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Give that back to me!
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I'm not finished hating it yet!
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Do you want to find out what happens to
Abigail at the spring formal?
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No.
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Does Justin bring her that garlic
corsage?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Then you get folding.
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Bernie, what am I going to do?
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Peter, relax.
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Perhaps with a good read.
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Terry can't leave. I have a fight today.
I don't know how to run this door. We
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still haven't built a treehouse yet or
planted that tree. Peter, the other day,
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we chased away circus freaks, wrangled a
monkey, and I kissed a bearded woman.
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We lead full life.
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That was one hour. Terry does it all
day. If he waited for the perfect time,
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he'd never leave.
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Exactly. He should never leave.
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I mean, why does he even want to go?
Running a comic book shop is the dream
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life. But maybe not his dream life.
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You just blew my mind.
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I have to let him go.
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I know the perfect goodbye gift.
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Get that book out of my paint!
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Hey, Pete.
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I've been thinking.
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About the fight.
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How about you cry like a little girl
while I piss myself?
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That way we'll be too pathetic to punch.
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Y 'all number six.
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Wait, so you're not leaving?
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Can't let you. Fight him on your own?
He's the Wayne Gretzky of... Larking.
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Larking. Sure, who cares.
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The point is, there will be other dream
jobs at huge companies overseas.
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No, there won't.
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You're taking the job.
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I can't.
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Trevor's gonna beat you up, and you hate
beatings.
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I sure do, but fight's off.
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What? No fight.
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I simply apologize to Trevor, and it's
all good. See, I took care of everything
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on my own.
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Wow.
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Good for you.
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So now you're free to hop on that plane
and enjoy your in -flight jacuzzis and
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shuffleboard. How do you know so little
about planes? See, Terry, my dream job
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is to run a comic book store, but you
need to go out and find your own comic
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book store.
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Thanks. Sure, my comic book store is an
actual comic book store. Okay. Every man
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has his own comic book store.
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Who knows what your comic book store
will be? I'm saying comic book store.
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Well, it's your last chance.
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Come on, dive in. The water's fine.
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I will almost miss the blame picket
line.
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You won't have to.
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I wrote down a few of the favorite. They
should get you through a few weeks.
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These are terrible. Thank you. Let me
just see.
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This just says no.
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Impressive.
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Take care of yourself.
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Yeah.
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I hope you die in a plane crash.
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Some god -awful disease.
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Long as you die.
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Oh, small penis. I just got that.
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I'm really going to miss you, Peter.
Terry. Great. Oh, and if in your travels
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you come across a one -legged man who
answers to the name of Vargas, tell him
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want my life back. All right.
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All right.
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For the trip.
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Mixed CD?
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Nope, it's the audio copy of my book as
read by me. Oh, you shouldn't have.
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We all know you don't want that.
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Give it to me.
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Just give me a hint.
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Is Montague going to repeat grade nine?
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Come back soon.
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Well, hopefully not.
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Well, can I say, I'm going to miss you,
man.
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Don't speak.
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Just, just go.
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Yeah.
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You want to get a drink?
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Can't. I have a fight to train for.
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I thought that got canceled.
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Trevor Stiles never misses a fight.
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No, I just couldn't let Terry stay for
me.
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But Trevor's going to beat the crap out
of you. Don't worry, Bernie. I have a
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plan. What's the plan?
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To come up with a plan.
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Got it.
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Dan, I need you to train me.
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Finally get into the Special Olympics?
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00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,400
I'm just joking. Those guys are real
athletes.
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I'm going to fight the guy who knocked
you out. And the enemy of my enemy is my
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friend's enemy.
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Close enough.
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All right, cream puff.
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I'm in.
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I'm out.
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00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:48,929
This looks like way too much work. But
the enemy of my enemy. Hell, what do I
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care? I hate both of you. Either he gets
beat up or you do. Both ways, I win.
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I'll show you.
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Going through with
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this? It's just something I have to do.
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Alone.
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Not quite.
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You came.
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00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,840
We could not let you charge into battle
alone.
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00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,500
Know this.
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00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:20,670
Whatever hell is unleashed here today,
we will stand with you.
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00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:32,050
Holy shit, he brought a horse.
355
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:35,090
Yeah, we're out.
356
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,610
Damn it! Boleyn, do something!
357
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,850
He brought a goddamn horse!
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00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,670
Propel! For Armageddon.
359
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:48,480
Not quite yet.
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00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,770
I will stand with you.
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00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,810
Terry, you're here to save me.
362
00:16:55,811 --> 00:16:58,189
No, actually, I didn't even know you
needed saving.
363
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,390
I'm making this up as I go.
364
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:00,790
Why did you come back?
365
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,260
For me.
366
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:08,450
I came back because maybe my comic book
store is actually a comic book store,
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00:17:08,451 --> 00:17:10,409
too. What the hell are you talking
about?
368
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:12,990
The point is...
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00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,979
Maybe this is where I belong.
370
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:18,099
Ahem. Guy on a horse here.
371
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,649
Right, right.
372
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:24,700
Well, Trevor, looks like you're
outnumbered. Oh, really? I don't think
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00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,960
To my side!
374
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,920
Okay, well, that was short -lived.
375
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,010
Guess this is it.
376
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,250
We're doomed.
377
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,590
Not for long.
378
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,110
Friend!
379
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:46,270
Now is the hour that we stand as men.
Handsome ladies, thank you for coming
380
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:53,249
On this day, with my brother by my side,
I say to all of you, whoever sheds
381
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,130
blood today shall be my brother too.
382
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:57,820
No chance.
383
00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:01,280
10 % off comics for the rest of the
month.
384
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,440
We're in.
385
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:08,710
The numbers favor us.
386
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,300
Do they?
387
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:12,270
Or do you need a new advocate?
388
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,569
I was
389
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:29,509
never very
390
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:30,560
good at math.
391
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,300
Time for ass -kicking is nigh!
392
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,700
Let's get our asses kicked now.
393
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,090
Together.
394
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,100
For the silver seven!
395
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,640
Now we start hitting them? Yes, Terry.
396
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,700
Now we start to hit them!
397
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,800
Actually, this is quite impressive.
398
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,360
Oh. We're not.
399
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,690
No, don't slap.
400
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,880
That's... No, it's not very... It's not
very knightly.
401
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,860
All right, you got it. Game.
402
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,610
Oh, God.
403
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,270
Surrounded by Peter.
404
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,500
Oh, yes.
405
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:46,060
Victory is in sight. Now I will join the
fray.
406
00:19:57,911 --> 00:20:00,889
shoot the sword out of your hand?
407
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,430
Yeah, well, sorry doesn't unshoot my
arm.
408
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:09,810
I had a bowling game this weekend. Well,
I guess I don't, so I quit.
409
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,830
I didn't want to play anyway.
410
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,750
Sorry. Sorry, everybody.
411
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,110
Sorry, bad arrow safety.
412
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,670
Stupid game!
413
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:27,230
You were good out there.
414
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,800
Thanks, so were you.
415
00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:29,759
They okay?
416
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,550
They're being read teen fantasy by a
real live girl. This is their Christmas.
417
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,290
There they stood.
418
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,519
Two lockers filled not with books, but
with the undead bodies of a prom king
419
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,720
queen. School's out for... never.
420
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,220
Finally. What a piece of crap.
421
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,820
To be continued. Oh, come on.
422
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,260
Come to congratulate us on our victory.
423
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,019
It was impressive. I know. True, I've
never seen a man tickle someone into
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00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,070
submission before.
425
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,300
Not proud of that.
426
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:00,640
This is for you.
427
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,690
It just says maybe.
428
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,960
Oh.
429
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,950
See? Together we can handle anything.
430
00:21:07,951 --> 00:21:09,329
Two brothers.
431
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,289
Stand alone.
432
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,269
Two people can't be alone.
433
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,049
Two brothers.
434
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:15,250
Versus the world. Why is it us versus
the world? Come on, Terry.
435
00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:18,270
Fine. Just this once.
436
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:23,729
Two brothers stand together against all
odds in an epic battle for the fate of
437
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:26,380
all mankind. And they call themselves...
You bastards!
438
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:27,660
I'm so proud of you!
439
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:31,350
That's a terrible title. What?
440
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,950
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