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What are you doing?
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Terry, say nothing. How casual.
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I don't like where this is going.
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Criminals have broken into the store
while we slept.
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Hand me my axe.
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They're customers.
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Not for long, they're not. Hand me my
axe. Peter. Yes.
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I've explained this many times.
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We open early now. That's what coffee
shops do.
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Dad never believed in opening before
noon.
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And Dad, God love him, never made a
dime. We have to start taking this
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seriously. I take the business
seriously.
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What do you mean?
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We're open all day.
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We don't wear PJs to work.
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And we're always polite to our
customers.
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I am always polite to our customers.
Even Francis.
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Hey, get back, Francis!
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No way!
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Doctor Who is gay!
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I'll show you gay!
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No, wait, that came out wrong. That came
out wrong!
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Hey! And no more stealing food from the
coffee shop. We have to pay for it. Uh,
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no, we don't. The coffee shop does.
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We are the coffee shop.
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Oh, yeah. See, this is why we make such
a great team.
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On my own, I am powerful, but unfocused,
like a laser.
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Lasers are focused. That's our whole
thing, being focused.
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But you came along and pointed this
laser into Faith's eyes, and now Faith
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see 20 -20. That is total gibberish.
Point it together. We can do anything.
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You realize that as soon as this door is
back on track, I'm leaving, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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All right.
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Oh, no, Terry. I'm afraid I can't let
you go anywhere just yet.
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And no more sinister laughing.
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I don't get it.
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We were finally starting to do well, and
now we're losing money.
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Fast. Really fast.
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Almost suspiciously fast.
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What an unfortunate turn of events.
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Hello, boys.
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Ah! Dan!
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Now you got money trouble, son.
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Jamie won't be able to buy that new
training bra.
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Uh, Terry doesn't need a training bra
because he's not a girl. Yeah, and if he
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was, he'd get a big double D bra for his
giant friend.
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Thanks, man.
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Okay, well, I've got money to make. I'll
see you, big tits.
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Free comic with purchase.
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Great idea, Terry.
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Oh, thank you. For my free comic, I will
take that muffin. No substitutions.
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Adventure Cat, Tree Man, you can't give
these away.
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They're worthless discards. Tree Man,
worthless?
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He's the only thing standing between the
meadow and chaos. Oh, my gosh. Enjoy
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your free comic.
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Peter, I'll trade you this comic for a
muffin. Obviously. Take two.
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I gave up.
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What's the problem?
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He's just stressed because we're not
making any money.
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I thought you guys were doing well.
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That's the perils of a free market
society, and I'm stealing from the till.
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What? Well, he's going to leave as soon
as we're out of debt, and I don't want
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him to go.
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Peter, you have to give it back.
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You're right.
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I should invest the money to impress
Terry.
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I didn't say that.
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Good point. It would have to be an
investment so big it would impress Terry
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enough to stay.
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I think you're only hearing what you
want to hear.
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Okay. Well, I'll take a nap first, but
I'll see how it's going to help.
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Big gulp. Where have you been?
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We've been swamped.
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Hey, you know those are for girls,
right?
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And men with naturally slender necks.
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If you must know, I was having coffee
with my friends.
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Oh, of course you were.
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And then you rode your unicorn home and
ate a salad.
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I love make -believe. I have friends.
Terry and Pete.
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Oh, gay guy friends. Right, I thought
you meant real friends.
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Girlfriends.
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I have girlfriends.
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A ton of them. A metric.
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Ton. Too many.
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Like, like, like her.
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That's your friend.
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Uh, try best friend.
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She's texting me.
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Our inside jokes.
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What a funny remark.
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Well, looks like we're meeting for
lunch. Gotta go.
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My chin's a summer, but my neck's a
winter.
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Don't forget your free comic.
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Thanks. Oh, Peter.
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I think I figured out why we don't have
any money.
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Wormhole? Someone's been stealing from
us.
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Somebody we know.
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Someone desperate.
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Boyd! I did it! Or Boyd! Boyd did it!
Let's get him, regardless of his alibi.
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You stole from us.
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You're mad, aren't you?
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I've overreacted a little. Sorry about
that. It's going to leave a mark for
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sure. What do you say you back up? I
pull? Let's do it. Okay. Ready?
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Okay. All right. One, two, three.
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Okay. It is in there.
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Why would you do that?
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Peter, I've been working so hard to turn
this place around.
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Yeah, but when you do, you're going to
leave.
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You realize that if the store fails, I'm
definitely leaving, right?
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I hadn't thought that through.
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How much did you take?
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$1 ,500.
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We have $1 ,500?
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Wow. Maybe I do know how to run a
business.
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You do? We can actually pay rent. We
can. So give it back. I can't. I spent
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on a comic. Dark Badger, issue one. It's
incredibly rare.
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I see.
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No, but it's a comic I've already got a
buyer for who's going to give us $3
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,000. That's double our money.
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Wow.
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Peter, I'm impressed.
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We might even say you're so impressed
you never want to leave. Well, let's not
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get ahead of ourselves.
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So where is this $3 ,000 comic?
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It's on the counter.
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This counter? Yeah. Right here? Mm -hmm.
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Next to the pile of other comics that
I've been getting away for free? Yeah.
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This whole time? Indeed.
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Do you see it now?
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Huh. I do not.
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Where do you think it went? I don't
know. Maybe I gave it away! Oh, my God,
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Terry! That was worth $3 ,000!
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Hey, Raina! Old buddy!
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Hi.
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I want to say Sally?
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Bernie. It's Bernie.
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Right. Sorry.
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No,
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you can call me Sally. I don't mind. I
kind of look like a Sally.
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Glad to hear it, Sally.
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That is hilarious.
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Oh, how we laugh together over shared
things.
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What's happening here? What?
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Are you a painkiller?
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No, I'm trying to prove to my boss that
I actually have girlfriends.
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Oh, is that your boss?
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Pens. Are you looking at a size two with
the heart of a snake, tongue of a
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jackal, and skin of a... Well, actually,
her skin is pretty good.
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Yeah.
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Can I buy you lunch?
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Really? You'd buy me lunch?
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Why? I'm hungry.
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Plus, I've shopped there before.
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She's sick.
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I need that comic, Francis. No way, it's
mine. That guy gave it to me. That was
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just a hilarious mix -up. Not my
problem.
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I'll give you 20 bucks.
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I said no.
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Look, Francis, this can go down the easy
way or the hard way, but either way,
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that comic is mine.
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He bit me! He bit me!
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Hey, Terry. Bernie, thank God. I need
you to help me find a missing comic.
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If you don't find it, there's no way we
can pay our... Raina!
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Our landlord. Hi.
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Problem? No.
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You look great. But you know that.
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What you might not know is that I have
two tickets to whatever it is you happen
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to like this Friday.
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Sounds great.
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You serious?
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Yeah.
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Hey, did you find the comic? I can't
talk. I must clean my wound.
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All right, you know what?
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Just help yourselves to, uh... I
gotta... That was so cool how you did
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Did what?
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Before, when you shot Terry down and he
liked you more?
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Oh, yeah, that.
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I'll let you in on my most closely
guarded secret.
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I'm not interested.
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Clothes, the attitude, the way you say
cool things like, I'm not interested.
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You've got it all.
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I'm so stuck working at this crappy mall
for a boss I hate. We're so alike.
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Yeah, he's always making me stay late or
redo paperwork.
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Or calling you God's biggest mistake.
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What?
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This is how you should get back at your
boss.
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Mail him a jar of bees.
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A jar of bees?
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Bernie, you're funny.
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Yes, funny, because no one would
actually do that.
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How would the bees even stay alive?
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You put holes in the lid.
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I guess.
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Hey, kid.
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I think those losers want that comic
pretty bad.
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Any idea why?
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Because they're losers?
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Nice one.
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I like you, kid.
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Great. You tell all the kids in the
parking lot how much you like them?
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All right, easy.
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I was just going to offer you 20 bucks
for it. You just offer them money that's
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way less creepy.
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Okay, look, kid. This can go down the
easy way or the hard way. But either
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that comic's mine.
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Now, kid, let me do the talking, all
right? Where is this kid?
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He bit me!
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He bit me!
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There.
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Francis doesn't have the comic. Well, he
doesn't have the comic. Yeah. And we
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don't have the comic. Uh -huh. And he
doesn't have the comic. Okay.
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Then we don't have the comic. You got
nothing.
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Looking for this, fairy boys?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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That is not good.
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Yeah, some people would call that hate
speech. No, he has the comic. I don't
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care what he called us. Then you are
part of the problem.
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I want to return this. Neck's all
stretched out. It's just not my color.
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Are these bullet holes?
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Oh, yeah, and there's bullet holes. No
problem.
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You're in a good mood.
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Drunk? No, this is real happiness, not 2
a .m. sad happiness.
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Hey, have you noticed how great Raina
is?
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Sure, the attitude, the clothes, the way
she says cool things like, you can't
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park that van here. Oh, she has got it
all.
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I know, and I think we're becoming
friends, like real friends, not 2 a .m.
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friends.
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Look, I know you really like her, but
take it easy. You don't want to come on
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too strong.
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Don't worry.
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I'll play it cool.
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Hey, Ray.
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Oh, wow.
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Look at me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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We're wearing the same thing. What a fun
coincidence.
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I just threw this on this morning. I saw
you an hour ago.
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Right, so where do you want to get lunch
tomorrow? I made reservations at like
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12 places just in case. The Dutch
-Italian fusion sounds good, but, you
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confusing.
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Yeah, I'd love to get lunch, but I'm
actually meeting some other friends.
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You have other friends?
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Don't you?
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Of course.
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I'll just take one of them to the
windmills of Sicily.
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Okay, sounds good.
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Unless lunch was some kind of a big
deal.
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Big deal?
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It's forgotten.
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What are we even talking about?
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Who am I?
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Who are the flowers for?
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No one.
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Just like the by -myself flowers
sometimes.
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Whoa, where are you going?
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I'm out.
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We spent all of our money on a comic and
then gave it away. Technically, you
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gave the comic away, so I'm the one who
should be leaving.
259
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,129
I'd like to say it's been fun, but I
can't. Where are my keys?
260
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,189
How am I going to pay rent?
261
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,449
You can't. What's going to happen to the
store? It'll be in flames within
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00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:12,929
minutes. What will I tell Wendell? I
have no idea who that is. He's the guy I
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promised the comic to. He sounds like a
serious collector. He's going to be
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pretty mad.
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00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:18,149
His name is Wendell, and he likes comic
books.
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He'll throw his inhaler on the roof.
267
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I'm here about a comic.
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Peter, I don't suppose you have an
inhaler.
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I want my comic.
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What would you do if I told you we
didn't have... Said comic.
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Well, I'm off.
272
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He's going to kill me.
273
00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:45,039
Which is exactly why I have to leave. I
can't watch him kill you. I love you too
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much. Please.
275
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Fine.
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00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,399
All right, here's what we do.
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One of us stays here and keeps Wendell
busy, while the other uses his wits and
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charms to trick Dan into giving us the
comic back.
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I promise I will make this up to you.
Peter, just get through this, all right?
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I'm not going to abandon you when you're
in danger. That's not what brothers do.
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Penn! Tell him.
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You got a brother?
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I did.
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I killed him.
285
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,480
Good for you.
286
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,570
So, uh, I'm gonna run.
287
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Good. Go ahead.
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Hey, Bernie.
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Oh, hello, stranger.
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I'd love to stay and chat, but I cannot
talk to you right now, as I'm off to
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hang out with all of my other friends.
292
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,370
Oh, okay. Yeah, they're pretty great.
293
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:38,060
So there's Simone, Arcoir, Simone 2.
294
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She's Streetwise 1.
295
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,740
Wow, they sound great. They are. They
really are.
296
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,200
Yeah. It hurts, doesn't it?
297
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:52,300
I just wanted to see if you were up for
coffee, but you're busy, so... Wait,
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you'd still want to have coffee with me?
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00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:58,019
You didn't think just because I wasn't
available for lunch tomorrow we were
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never going to hang out again, did you?
301
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:06,440
Of course not, because that would be
crazy and a little bit sad.
302
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:09,299
But you're going out with your friend,
so... Well, I mean, it's not going to
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take long. It's just next door. I'll be
done in no time, and we can grab a
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coffee then.
305
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,179
Okay, great. Or I could just meet you
there. I mean, it is a coffee shop. And
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then I could meet your great friend.
307
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,430
Great.
308
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:22,590
Well, well, well.
309
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,060
What can I do for you?
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00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,680
New pair of figure skates.
311
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:27,479
Very funny.
312
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,690
The old ones are just fine, thank you.
313
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,780
No, I think you're probably here because
this comic is pretty important.
314
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,580
That old thing?
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00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,790
As if it's worth it.
316
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:41,309
So you don't mind if I were to just
say... Oh, no, no, please, we're
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of dollars.
318
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,410
Jackpot. Damn it.
319
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,490
Thousands. I think I was going to let
you have it for a hundred bucks.
320
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:49,409
Would you take a hundred bucks now?
321
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,460
Sure. Really?
322
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:51,660
No.
323
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,380
How about a trade?
324
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,540
Hmm?
325
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:55,790
Everyone loves a trade.
326
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:59,490
How about a bat signed by Major League
Baseball's first black player?
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00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:03,529
First black player was Jackie Robinson.
This looks like it was signed by
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00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,350
Jackwell Robertson. Right.
329
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:06,740
Also, it's aluminum.
330
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:07,509
I see.
331
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,970
And it's from my store. Did you pay for
it?
332
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:14,190
Would a football signed by Baby Ruth
sweeten the deal?
333
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,640
Get out.
334
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,380
something out, I promise.
335
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,120
What? Him?
336
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:42,379
No, no, no, Dory, he doesn't see you at
all. A giant brown van is the perfect
337
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,430
place to hide.
338
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,960
Okay, now he sees you.
339
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,120
That was partially my fault.
340
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,020
You're only making this worse.
341
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:51,620
How's that possible?
342
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,810
Raina, hi.
343
00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:01,720
Meet my friends. This is Simone,
Farquhar, and of course...
344
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:02,859
Simone, too.
345
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:06,560
Why can't I be, boy? Oh, Simone, too.
You are a riot.
346
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,240
I want my ten bucks.
347
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,320
Okay. Uh, maybe I should go.
348
00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:13,939
Nonsense. No, no, no. Grab a seat. Just
not there. A far car gets a little
349
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,990
bitey.
350
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,660
Bernie, what are you doing?
351
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:22,199
I am having a perfectly normal coffee
break with three of my closest friends
352
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,520
clearly are not homeless people.
353
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,640
What are you doing?
354
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,760
Uh, I'm leaving, ladies.
355
00:16:30,439 --> 00:16:34,699
Charmed. Oh, no, no, wait. Please, look.
Okay, I... You caught me. They aren't
356
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,399
my friends.
357
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,459
That's a hell of a way to find out. I
made them up to make you jealous, and
358
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,759
I didn't want you to know I was lying,
so I did the only logical thing.
359
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,999
You hired two homeless people and put
Boyd in a wig. Anyone would do the same
360
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,050
thing.
361
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,290
Look, I like you.
362
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:54,159
It's just... I'm a color inside of the
lines kind of person, and you color
363
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,720
wherever you damn well, please.
364
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,890
What are you saying?
365
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,540
I don't think this is going to work.
366
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,780
Well, at least I still have you guys.
367
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,409
Where did they go?
368
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,740
You came on too strong.
369
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,720
And Farquhar took your purse.
370
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,570
We're doomed.
371
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,030
Doomed.
372
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,450
Feeling doomed?
373
00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:21,699
I don't know if you know what's going on
with my brother and me. I am going to
374
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,299
kill you.
375
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,759
I got the gist of it. Well, I need Dark
Badger issue one. Otherwise, Terry's a
376
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,020
dead man. It's all my fault.
377
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,990
Let me tell you a story. Yes, please.
378
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:33,890
When I was 12, I smashed my mother's
bath vase over my brother's head.
379
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,540
Knocked him out cold.
380
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,510
My mother loved that vase.
381
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:41,400
So the next day I went out and bought
one that looked exactly like it.
382
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,630
She never knew the difference.
383
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:48,390
And once my brother finally comes out of
that coma, ooh, how we will laugh.
384
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:54,190
A replica vase, eh? A forgery that looks
exactly like the original vase.
385
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,430
Boyd, you're a genius.
386
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,180
I have your comic. Oh, thank God.
387
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:08,439
Now to give you your comic, which is
clearly the original and not a quickly
388
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,490
doctored forgery.
389
00:18:09,491 --> 00:18:10,579
Oh, yeah.
390
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,840
What in the world is that?
391
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,680
He's bathed.
392
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,980
Oh, boy, that did not work at all.
Where? I don't see anything. Keep
393
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,500
keep looking, keep looking.
394
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:21,790
Oh, goodness.
395
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,840
Where are you from?
396
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:32,050
No, no, no, this is all my fault.
Please, beat me off instead.
397
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:33,940
Okay.
398
00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:39,110
Stop going to sleep, big man. He's not
going to sleep.
399
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:40,950
I got him Wendell.
400
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,140
Who's Wendell?
401
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,600
You're not Wendell?
402
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,750
Of course he's not Wendell. Does he look
like a Wendell?
403
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,160
I'm Leslie.
404
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,150
Of course you're Leslie.
405
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,720
Leslie, Leslie.
406
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,580
What are you doing here?
407
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,610
Someone stole my nephew's comic out in
the parking lot and bit him.
408
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,090
I'm here to get the comic back in exact
revenge.
409
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000
No, that wasn't us. That was Dan.
410
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,830
And Dan is?
411
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,900
Three doors down, creepy mustache.
412
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,060
Oh, my gosh.
413
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,680
I am so embarrassed.
414
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,120
1 ,500 should cover the damages.
415
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:29,480
Again, are you... Are you cold, Billy?
416
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,730
No.
417
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,330
Oh.
418
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,690
Oh.
419
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:45,470
Hello.
420
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:46,830
Hi.
421
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:53,260
There you are. I was talking to a
sweater for ten minutes before I was
422
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,750
When did Bernie get so smart?
423
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,640
I should go.
424
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,080
Hey, Candy.
425
00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,850
By the way, congratulations.
426
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,510
Oh, you're not pregnant?
427
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,060
I'm sorry.
428
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,380
Coffee later?
429
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,370
Sure. Sounds good.
430
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:21,590
So I guess you'll be making track.
431
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:23,199
Moving on.
432
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,210
Head to the next town and search a good
grub and clean sheets.
433
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,820
I'm not a hobo, Peter.
434
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,200
And, uh, I'm not going anywhere.
435
00:20:31,201 --> 00:20:32,579
You're not?
436
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:37,059
I mean, yeah, you'd never leave me.
Well, I don't know about never, but say
437
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,039
learned your lesson.
438
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,090
Oh, I have.
439
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,120
Never steal money, buy a rare comic, and
then lose it.
440
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:47,139
Okay, that's a pretty specific lesson,
but still, you were willing to take a
441
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,520
beating for me. I was, and I would do it
again.
442
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,630
Oh, my God.
443
00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:53,349
Is that what a beating looks like?
444
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,580
Oh, no, no, no. I would never risk that
for you.
445
00:20:55,690 --> 00:21:00,530
What happened to your face there, Dan?
446
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,130
What'd he say? I don't know.
447
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:06,449
I think he's sorry that he stole our
comic.
448
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,190
Also, he had a small penis.
449
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,480
What?
450
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,540
Why would he admit to that? I don't
know.
451
00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:13,160
Enjoy.
452
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,610
It all worked out.
453
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,140
No loose ends at all.
454
00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,100
Hi.
455
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:22,790
My name's Wendell. I believe you have a
comic for me?
456
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:27,390
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