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A fine romance with no kisses.
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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a
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couple of hot tomatoes.
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But we're as cold as yesterday's
Mappetato.
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A fine romance with no wrestling.
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A fine romance with no...
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got a job.
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This is a fine romance.
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Jerry, please help me.
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Shall we just have a cigarette on it?
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Whenever you like.
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It's your home, too.
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There are people here who love you.
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They look at you and Tina.
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Share with you peace and contentment.
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Of course.
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And just think it won't be for this time
only.
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That is, if you will help me keep what
we have.
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We both try hard to... to protect that
little strip of territory that's ours.
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We can talk about your child.
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Our child.
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And will you be happy, Charlotte?
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Oh, Terry, don't let's ask for the moon.
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We have the time.
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You could have had my front teeth out
there. My head.
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What were you doing around there anyway?
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I was trying to kiss the back of your
neck.
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Well, why?
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Well, I don't know. Does there have to
be a why? I just felt like it.
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You could have waited till the film was
over.
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Talk about pouring cold water on a
romantic mood.
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Well, I had a romantic mood. I had Paul
Henry.
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It didn't even have a happy ending. It
wasn't meant to have a happy ending.
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That's why it was so romantic.
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Well, if your idea of romance is
watching Paul Henry sticking two... fags
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his mouth. Well, all right.
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What's yours?
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What? Your idea of romance.
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In the film? Yes.
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Barbarella.
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Jane Fonda stepping out of that space
suit.
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Well, what do you mean?
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That's not romance. There wasn't even
anybody else there.
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There was, when I think about it.
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It's all... Fantasy time with you, isn't
it?
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Well, are you saying that as you or as
Betty Davis? Oh, all right, all right,
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all right.
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I mean, it's all make -believe on there,
isn't it?
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It's got nothing to do with real life.
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Oh, real life, that's different.
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Yeah.
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It's us in real life.
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Well, should I move the van or what?
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What?
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It's parked on a double yellow line.
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You're all right. It's half past ten at
night.
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Yes, I know, but those traffic wounds,
they're up at the crack of dawn, aren't
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they?
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My God, it is real life, isn't it?
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You're trying to seduce me. Me and all
you're thinking about is getting a
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parking ticket. No, no, no, no, I'm not
trying to seduce you. I just think it's
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about time we slept together, that's
all.
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Well, it is, isn't it?
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I mean, it's been in the air for a week
now, like thunder.
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Yes, I've got his hat.
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So, uh...
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Do I move the van or what? Will you shut
up about your bloody van? All right,
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fine, I'm going to get a parking ticket.
If that's your idea of romance, fine,
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I'll just get the parking ticket.
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Six pounds, isn't it? Yeah. Yes.
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There.
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That's a bit cold -blooded, isn't it? A
bit cold -blooded, I like that.
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Well, you're not making it any easier.
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Well, what do you expect me to do?
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I'm sorry.
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We don't absolutely get the air
crackling with electricity, do we?
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It's a late -night film. We could watch
that.
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Well, yes. Yes, all right.
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It's a horror.
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Just the thing.
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Do something for me.
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I'll cancel the party and not get
dressed.
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No. Try and keep Mike and Laura apart
tonight.
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Keep them apart?
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For the last few weeks, we've been
trying to glue them together.
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Yes. Well, I was talking to Laura this
morning, and the glue's not working.
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Last time I saw them, they seemed very
matey. Well, they are, but there's matey
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and matey.
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So that's better than nothing, isn't it?
No, not for my sister. She deserves
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better than better than nothing.
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You're not going to start matchmaking
again?
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No. Then why do you want to keep them
apart?
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Well, to give Laura some options.
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What about Mike?
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And Mike, and Mike, and Mike.
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I used to enjoy our parties, you know.
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Really enjoy them.
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Nowadays, they seem designed solely for
the purpose of manoeuvring Mike and
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Laura about.
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It's more like army exercises than
parties.
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For me?
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Hmm. I shall exact a terrible price.
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I'd expect no less.
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I'm going to open some bottles.
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Oh, by the way, do you want me to steer
Mike towards anyone in particular?
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No, just any unattached girl who looks
vaguely like Barbarella.
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Barbarella? That's a soft drink, isn't
it?
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Just open the bottles.
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Hello. Oh, hello.
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Thank you.
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Sorry we're late.
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Yeah, I couldn't get the van started.
Oh, that's all right.
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You look nice.
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Oh, thanks.
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She meant me, I think, actually. Oh, I'm
sorry.
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Will?
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Mike and Laura.
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Oh. Hello.
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Smart. Very smart.
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Thank you.
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I meant Mike, actually.
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You're very smart, too, though. Thanks.
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Now, who can we introduce you to? Oh,
no, no, no.
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We're fine.
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Yes, we're fine. We'll just potter
about. No, no.
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Pottering about is strictly forbidden.
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Phil?
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Oh, yes.
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Um, yeah.
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Come on, Mike.
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Yes, come on, Laura.
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Hello, Anne.
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How are you? Oh, Phil.
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It is nice to see you again.
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I'm sorry, this is, um... Mike.
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Mike.
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Sorry?
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No, I didn't mean to say yes. I meant to
say hello.
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Well, where have you been hiding? I
haven't seen you for ages.
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Oh, old married men, you know. Shame
about that.
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Oh, Mike here's still put loose and
fancy free there, aren't you, Mike? Oh,
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What do you do?
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Keep looking.
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I meant of a job.
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It's an interesting job, actually.
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Mike's a landscape gardener. It's not
all that interesting. No.
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You still play tennis?
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No, I don't seem to find the time.
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Best pair of legs in the club.
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Come on. Well, it's true. You must have
noticed the competition to partner you
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in the mixed doubles.
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You're pulling my legs. No, I never got
that far.
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Laura, what are you doing?
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I'm reading Stevie Terrell.
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But you're supposed to be fascinating
David.
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Who's David?
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The architect with the lovely voice I
introduced you to. Well, I was, and I
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fascinated him so much he went off to
get me a drink and hasn't been back. But
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you're right, there's Mike.
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Mike, Mike.
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Oh, Harry, would you come and talk to
Laura?
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Would you talk to Laura?
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Hello again.
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What have you been doing with your
books?
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I've been reading the TV show.
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My God, that's a comment.
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No, it's just an account of what I've
been doing.
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Where's Jean?
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Oh, you haven't heard. I dropped Jean.
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Failed. That's what you did. Failed me.
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Jean was congenitally incapable of
giving me an argument about anything.
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I'm sure you'll find somebody else to
argue with.
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You've given me an argument on something
every time I've met you.
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That's because I disagree with almost
everything you say.
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Good. I disagree. Good. I need it, you
see.
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Resistance. Argument. I need it.
Otherwise, so far as a relationship
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tend to ride roughshod over my partner.
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Really? I find you very attractive.
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Thank you. I could say unusually
attractive.
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I prefer very.
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Why don't we go?
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Where? Somewhere.
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Anywhere. Why don't we just go?
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I... No, no, thank you.
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Please, Laura.
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Now, bear the word. Eat.
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Yes, that's a word, all right.
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You're not with anybody, are you?
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Yes, I'm with Mike. I meant carnally.
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We'll enjoy each other, Laura, I know we
should, because I think I know what you
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need. I'm very dominant in bed.
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What do you do, wear a German helmet?
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Thanks for giving me the drink, David.
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I'm terribly sorry, I bumped into Anne.
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Anne, this is... This is... Fed up with
Fulham, that's who I am.
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Oh, there you are.
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I got you something. Oh, I got something
for you, too.
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I'll just pop these back into the
kitchen.
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Mike, don't be long.
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Mike,
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I want you to do something.
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We've messed.
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I've been looking for you. I've got you
some food.
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I'm already spoken for. Look, I'll be
frank.
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What's wrong with being happy?
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If you want to be dominant there, I'm
prepared to stretch a point.
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That's very big of you. Please, Laura,
dominate me.
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Very well.
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Get rid of those.
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You've
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changed
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corners. Well, anything for adventure.
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Ah, Helen, Helen.
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Every time they see me, they introduce
me to the same girl.
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I must have been introduced to her about
15 times now.
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Which girl?
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Um, that one.
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Should I attack you? Yes, that's what
she is. Do you know, I've hardly seen
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all evening. Same problem.
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That's mine.
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With mine?
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Yes. Oh, good.
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I must have you, Laura.
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Can't you leave people down? The party's
still going on.
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Not the mail, isn't it? I've had it with
this party.
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Dash here, dash there.
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Where's Mike? Where's Laura? Keep them
circulating.
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It's all a waste of time. They're like
magnets, those two.
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You get them apart, and before you can
get yourself a drink, ping, they're back
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together again.
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Oh, I don't know. Perhaps the glue is
working after all. Yeah, perhaps we
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just leave them alone.
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I'll phone Laura in the morning. No, I
don't want to hear Mike's name mentioned
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or Laura's name mentioned for some time
now.
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Say, ten or twenty years.
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I expect it'll all work itself out.
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Sorry.
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Shall we go down now?
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They might want their coats.
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I've got that terrible price to pay,
haven't I?
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Is that all you've got to say?
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Go on!
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You'd better answer it.
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What, now?
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light to something.
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What?
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I've got to talk to somebody.
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Not us, Harry.
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What's the matter?
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Harry's having a little cry.
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What is it, Harry? What's the matter?
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It's Jean. I want Jean back.
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Go and find her, then. Phil!
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Dan, and tell me all about it. I didn't
drop you. See, I've been telling
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everybody I dropped her, but I didn't.
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She dropped me.
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Yes.
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And I deserved it. No.
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But I can't help being what I am, Helen.
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I'm just too forceful for her. I'm just
too strong.
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It was Martin Peter.
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Oh, I'm sorry, you're wrong. I'm sorry,
but you're wrong.
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Coffee?
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Have you any football books?
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I've got shelves full of football books.
Well, of course I haven't got any
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football books.
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Well, I just thought you know so much
about football, we might as well look it
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up and get the facts and settle it.
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Well, if you really want to make a fool
of yourself, bring out the papers.
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All right, I will.
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on earth are we doing arguing about the
1966 World Cup final?
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I don't
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even
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know.
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What were we talking about on the way
home from the party?
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Butter mountains and Livingston daisies
and toupees. Why?
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Quite wide -ranging.
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Esoteric, some of it, really, but...
none of it about us, was there?
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Should it have been?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Truth is, I think we tend to talk too
much altogether.
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Will you unzip me?
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Pardon? Will you unzip me? I want to
change.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Yes, of course.
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Go on.
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I mean, go on with what you're talking
about.
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I...
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What about?
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Us.
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What are you going to change into?
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What's that got to do with it?
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That's a pointer.
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I'm looking for a pointer, really.
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Mike, that's really up to you.
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Yes, you're quite right.
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I'm going to move the van off the W.
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Where did you park the van?
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Birmingham.
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I couldn't get it started.
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You wouldn't like to help me push it
round the block, would you?
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You have five seconds to rephrase that.
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Ah, blow the fine.
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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean it to sound like that.
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Everything you say in this kind of
situation sounds like that.
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Well, I'm sorry, because I'm not Paul...
What is that? Henry.
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Yeah, him.
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But if that's what you want... Got any
cigarettes?
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In the box there, why?
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Because if that's what you want...
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If this is what does a trick... If this
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is what it takes...
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Neither do I.
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Let's skip that bit.
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I have a nightie, but it's in the wash.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, they're... They're fine. I think
they're very, uh... Very dinky.
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Dinky?
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It's not my day for words, is it? Oh,
Mike, it doesn't matter.
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Oh, it does.
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Because just for once, I'd like to say
something that was right.
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Why? Because you'd like me to.
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Look, if you can get by without the
sheer black nightie, I can get by
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the words.
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Nobody got hurt.
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Ah! Harry would have loved that.
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Harry, why?
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Never mind.
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Oh!
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Oh, never mind.
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It's only an old jacket.
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Leave him till the morning.
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We've got to get up early anyhow.
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What for?
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To push your van off the double yellow
line.
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They think we're like a couple of hot
tomatoes But we're
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as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A
fine romance
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with no wrestling A fine romance with no
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nestling We two are just as prickly as
cactus plants Love hasn't got a
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charm
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Fine romance.
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