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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:07,919 Right, I've done all the housework, Rona's out getting the sandwich things, 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,090 your father's finally gone to get a new car. 3 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,640 There's just one more thing needed to turn this into a perfect day. 4 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:16,590 Come on, you've been sitting there for hours. 5 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,120 Come on, have to get some exercise. 6 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,020 I don't think he wants to. 7 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,320 I don't care what he wants. Harry, come here. 8 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:25,340 I said come here. 9 00:00:25,341 --> 00:00:28,559 What's the matter with him? He never used to be like this. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,240 Dad took him to obedience classes. 11 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:33,529 First evening's when you do your baking. 12 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:35,110 You need his special whistle. 13 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:36,640 Special whistle? 14 00:00:36,641 --> 00:00:39,529 Yeah, the instructor said he can't concentrate and he gets too easily 15 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,640 distracted. He'll come when he hears this. 16 00:00:46,550 --> 00:00:49,150 Broken? No, it isn't. It's higher than we can hear. 17 00:00:49,151 --> 00:00:52,149 He says it's the only thing that gets the attention of dogs that are not very 18 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,230 bright. He didn't move. 19 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,520 Well, do it again. 20 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:00,260 Louder. Oh. 21 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,710 I'm coming, can't anybody else do the kettle boiling? 22 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,300 did you buy him that? 23 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:46,940 Well, it was his birthday and I knew he'd started collecting Barbies. 24 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:51,530 I ran off with it in the park. I had to give the girl another five pounds. 25 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:54,390 We'll have to watch him chewing her up all evening. 26 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:56,990 Yes, you're right. It's probably worth it. 27 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:59,710 There are too many coats on here again. 28 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:02,490 What are you doing? 29 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:04,190 Giving myself highlights. 30 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:06,250 Highlights? Everyone's doing it. 31 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:10,250 You can't. What will Dad say? Nothing. I'll ask him why he hasn't gone grey 32 00:02:14,109 --> 00:02:15,159 So gullible. 33 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:17,910 It's peroxide. How else can I go blonde? 34 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:19,490 You look like a cheap tart. 35 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:23,609 Well, since you're the expert in that, will you help me put it on? No, no, no. 36 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,890 I paid good money for this. Now eat it. 37 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:30,380 There's dots in the third world. You'll be grateful for that. 38 00:02:30,381 --> 00:02:34,529 Can you put those coats back up to your bedroom, please? 39 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,010 I suppose so. 40 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,340 Now, please. 41 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:38,349 Oh, no. 42 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:39,400 What? 43 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:40,229 It's come. 44 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:43,900 You didn't tell me. Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know anything had come. 45 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:55,049 And not just the letter. How do you know that's what it is? 46 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,100 I know. 47 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,140 Well? 48 00:03:00,141 --> 00:03:01,089 Well, what? 49 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,470 Aren't you going to open it? 50 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,600 Yeah. 51 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,130 I need to sit down. 52 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,590 Shall I open it, then? No. 53 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:13,740 Well, it's not going to get out of there by itself unless it's from Houdini. 54 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,450 All right, then, you open it. Right. 55 00:03:15,451 --> 00:03:17,029 But don't tell me what it says. 56 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,650 I'll have to tell you what it says. 57 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,750 I don't want to know. You will know. Why? 58 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:24,490 Because I won't be telling you. 59 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:25,940 Not necessarily. 60 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:29,460 You could not be telling me for some other reason. Such as what? 61 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:34,269 I don't know. You're the one not telling me. Yes, but... You open it. No, you 62 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:36,980 open it. Right, but I'm reading it straight out. Oh, God. 63 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,540 You tell my sister that it won't wash out whatever I do. 64 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:47,570 Will you tell my brother, good? 65 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:51,480 Tell my sister that when her real results come through, I hope they're 66 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,570 Tell my brother! Why can't you tell him yourself? 67 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:56,230 I'm not speaking to you. 68 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:58,070 What am I going to do about this? 69 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,380 I didn't hear that. 70 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:00,660 I was talking to Mum. 71 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:03,330 I said I was talking to Mum. 72 00:05:03,331 --> 00:05:06,809 Did somebody say something? I didn't hear them. Oh, you're pathetic. 73 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,550 I'm not speaking to you. You just did. 74 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:09,780 Oh, very clever. 75 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,560 Tell my sister it was only a joke. Tell my brother so is his hair. 76 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:19,039 Just stop it, both of you. Tell each other your story and let that be an end 77 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,239 it. No, I'm not speaking to her. And I'm not speaking to him. All right, if you 78 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,259 want to behave like eight -year -olds, just leave me out of it. 79 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:26,310 Hello, come in. 80 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,870 Tell my sister I'm going into her room looking for a brown hair dye. 81 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,699 Tell my brother if he takes one step inside, I'm taking a poloid of his hair 82 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,750 sending it... 83 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:44,119 David Attenborough, where all the baby turtles hatch, run for the sea, and 84 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,239 immediately get gobbled up by seagulls before they can get there. 85 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,980 Yeah? What's that got to do with it? 86 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,420 Nothing. I just enjoy thinking about it. 87 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:57,019 Not bad. I've got the tomatoes, nice and ripe, like you said, and the basil 88 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,300 leaves. I love that smell. 89 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,450 What about the rest? 90 00:06:00,451 --> 00:06:04,039 Well, it took me ages to find a religious shop, and I don't see how 91 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,290 going to help, even if it is a Mediterranean sandwich selection. 92 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,410 What? St. 93 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,670 Sebastian? 94 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,409 For what? 95 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,790 You told me to get them. 96 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,650 Sundry martyrs. 97 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,810 Sun -dried tomatoes. 98 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:34,100 Donna, you've got to stop that phone beeping in the middle of conversation. 99 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:38,080 I've got a lot of things I've got to remember to charge the batteries off. 100 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:40,020 Not this. 101 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:43,940 Tony has quite a collection of cordless tools. 102 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,480 Seven large ciabatta. 103 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:00,780 What is this? 104 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,220 A large Chewbacca. 105 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,240 He only had six. 106 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:15,620 Obi -Wan Kenobi. 107 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,300 How's the battery tonight? 108 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:23,999 Rona, it's not just this. These last few days, you seem to have lost all 109 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,050 concentration. 110 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,440 About half past three. 111 00:07:26,441 --> 00:07:29,439 Is everything all right with you and Tony? 112 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,539 You're not worried about something and you don't want to say, are you? 113 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,700 I knew it! 114 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,940 I knew you'd guess sooner or later. 115 00:07:35,941 --> 00:07:39,799 It's like trying to stop scary spice sticking her fingers in the electricity 116 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,850 socket. 117 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,660 I'm worrying about something. 118 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,520 What? I don't want to say. 119 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:45,499 Why not? 120 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,640 Just superstition. Please, please, don't ask me. I just want to... 121 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:55,000 I'd better take all these things back now and watch them for the right things. 122 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,510 Are you sure you're all right? 123 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,430 Yes. Oh, 124 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:02,540 I've got an old friend coming round about four. 125 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:06,210 If I'm not there, she might ring on your bell. Could you let her wait here? 126 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:09,689 Yes, of course. That's not what you've been worrying about, is it? Oh, no, not 127 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:14,509 her. She's seen it all. She's had 14 boyfriends, two husbands, some at the 128 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:17,389 time. We were at the convent together, so we don't have to hear her best 129 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:20,590 behaviour. Hardly. There's nothing she'd be surprised to see. 130 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,520 All right, then. See you later. Yes, bye. Bye. 131 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:32,259 Oh, come on. He doesn't know what it's like for you to be waiting for your 132 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:36,859 results. A 17 -year -old boy's idea of sensitivity is changing his socks more 133 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:37,859 than once a week. 134 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,970 Can you give a note to my brother, please? 135 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,440 If anyone wants me, I'll be back in my room. 136 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,580 This is for you. 137 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,950 from Jenny. 138 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,750 It was rather thoughtless of you, you know. She's very worried. 139 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,840 Let's give this to my sister, please. 140 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,030 This is ridiculous. 141 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,440 If anyone wants me, I'll be upstairs, shaving my head. 142 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,890 Good. 143 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,800 Wow, cool hair. 144 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,180 Oh, you're back. 145 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,720 Yes, what of it? I thought you were taking Harry for a long walk. 146 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:21,809 I did take Harry for a long walk. Why are you so apprehensive about me being 147 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:24,969 back? Oh, is that Magic Princess Barbie, the one with the pose of her arms? 148 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:26,020 Sorry, 149 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,180 no. No. 150 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:29,860 No reason at all. 151 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:32,900 So how's things? 152 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:34,140 Terrible. 153 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,110 Well? I sold it. 154 00:09:36,111 --> 00:09:37,289 You did? 155 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:40,369 How much of the money did you use? All of it. And they took the part exchange, 156 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,009 no problem. 157 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:45,409 Oh. God, I thought we'd never get rid of that impractical car. You've no idea 158 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,840 what it's like turning up at the supermarket in a powder blue 50s car. 159 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,420 Yeah. 160 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:53,010 So, you got the Vectra? 161 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:56,369 No, not the Vectra, no. They weren't too keen on taking a Chevy at that place. 162 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,660 Oh, so you got the Rover then? In a sense, yeah. 163 00:09:58,661 --> 00:09:59,909 In what sense? 164 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:04,350 In the sense that I didn't. Oh, okay, and you didn't get a Japanese one. No. 165 00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:06,670 Well, what is it then? Is it outside? 166 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,950 Yeah. Come on, let's have a look at it. 167 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,640 Oh, God. 168 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,630 It's one of those French things. 169 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,370 We talked about this and you agreed. 170 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:19,290 It's time we had a sensible car. 171 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:23,249 I don't want to know about it rising up when you start up the engine. It doesn't 172 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,830 matter. But it costs a fortune to run. 173 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh, well, I suppose it's better than the other thing. Have you got the keys? 174 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:36,500 You'd better get a residence parking permit soon or it'll get towed away. 175 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,800 This isn't the wrong key. 176 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,260 No, it isn't. Yes, it is. It won't fit the lock. 177 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,140 That's the wrong car. 178 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:51,190 Wrong car. 179 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,650 Well, I couldn't get my usual parking space. 180 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,160 This is it, up here. 181 00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:16,580 on this? 182 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:17,800 Yeah. 183 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,330 It's sad one. 184 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:27,050 Are you sure? 185 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,310 Well, how do you know? 186 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:33,369 So they might put them up in the school windows first. 187 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:34,420 Oh, no. 188 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,130 Yeah, look, as soon as anyone says so. 189 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,460 Okay. 190 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,470 This is from your brother. 191 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,970 Are you only 50? 192 00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:05,339 Yeah, I'll give it to you tomorrow. 193 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,390 Well, then, what do you think of the car? 194 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,380 It's not the real fab one. I wouldn't buy the real fab one. 195 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:12,599 Why not? 196 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,619 It's only this big. 197 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,039 And how does anyone get into it? 198 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,900 Nobody ever does get into it. 199 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,040 The real Thunderbird 1's only this big. 200 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,350 Scott Tracy's only this high. It just looks taller on a screen. 201 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:27,459 There's no such person as Scott... I know, I know, I know there's no such 202 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:31,440 as Scott Tracy. Somebody shattered my illusions on that subject years ago. 203 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,040 Well, you were 36. 204 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,999 Couldn't go on believing in Thunderbirds. Well, I didn't have much 205 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,299 I, after you informed me that all my childhood role models were made of paper 206 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,760 mache? That explains a lot. 207 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:49,740 Look, it's just a four -sized replica of Fab One, built by some fan. 208 00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:50,859 So what? 209 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,940 So surely you can see why I bought it? 210 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:54,950 an investment. 211 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,860 Christine, would you pass over that tippet, please? 212 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,400 We can rent it out for weddings. 213 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:06,139 What bride in her right mind would want to turn up at church in a six -wheel, 25 214 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,960 -foot pink monstrosity? 215 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,080 Or funerals, then. 216 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:19,960 All right, no, no, not funerals. But special appearances. You know, 217 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,060 supermarkets. I could wear this. 218 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,880 I could be Parker. Well, we didn't think it would be brains. 219 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,480 Will you tell my daughter I'm not speaking to her? 220 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,240 Is that the new car outside? 221 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,779 Yeah, it's great, isn't it? 222 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,830 It's embarrassing. 223 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,410 I've got an image, Dad. I can't be seen in something that colour. 224 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,720 But you could be seen in something bright green. 225 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,980 dressing up as Lady Penelope. 226 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:57,899 Could I ask you to do anything so degrading? So I'll take the blonde wig 227 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:58,950 the shop. 228 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,579 All right, I did want you to dress up as Lady Penelope. I was wrong. Thought it 229 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,320 was a good idea. It wasn't. 230 00:14:06,321 --> 00:14:09,799 But anyone can make a mistake, can't they? I don't usually waste money on 231 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,690 things like this. I'm not usually that thoughtless, am I? 232 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,160 I suppose not. 233 00:14:14,161 --> 00:14:18,039 Don't make a habit of these things, do I? Well, you did spend the tax rebate on 234 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,660 the original car. Yeah, all right. 235 00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:22,749 And then there was that emergency job in Gerrard Street when you blew all the 236 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,800 money on a jukebox. 237 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:28,190 That was a classic. Some overgrown child would have paid a fortune for that. 238 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:33,670 All the records were in Cantonese. You never told me about that. No, well, 239 00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:34,929 obviously, I had to get rid of it. 240 00:14:34,930 --> 00:14:38,649 And then there was that time when your aunt left you a grand and you bought a 241 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,070 share in a rock band. 242 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:44,029 What? Yeah, well, that was different. I was caught out by changing musical 243 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:47,630 fashions. Sorry, exactly when would a seat... 244 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,410 Heavy metal band being fashion. 245 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,970 Serbian warriors were ahead of their time. 246 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:56,270 You never see a penny of it back. And then there was this other... Christine, 247 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,969 don't you have to be somewhere else? 248 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,950 Why? Because then you stay alive. 249 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:04,830 Well, if that's the attitude you're going to take, I'm off. F -O -B. 250 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,870 No, you mean F -A -B. 251 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,150 No, I mean F -O -B. 252 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,500 Speaking to him. 253 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,689 Well, you took your mother. I thought you weren't speaking to me. No, I'm not. 254 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,130 Not after that brains remark. 255 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,229 Oh, and if you're going to be so oversensitive, then I won't speak to 256 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:29,729 Well, tell my daughter that suits me fine. And tell my father, all right, 257 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,630 I am not speaking to your father. 258 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,770 Well, I'm not speaking to you either. 259 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,950 I'm not speaking to either one of you. 260 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,930 That I'm sorry. 261 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,900 I'm very, very sorry. 262 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,780 Well, why can't you be more sensible? 263 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,680 I am sensible. 264 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:50,079 No, you're not. You're completely hopeless with money. You've spent half 265 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,179 marriage doing completely ridiculous things. Oh, so what ridiculous things? 266 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,230 not listening to you. 267 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,620 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Try to be more sensible in the future. 268 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:02,179 How do I know I can trust you with our holiday money when you've just been out 269 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,430 and bought that? Well, I actually used the holiday money as well. 270 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,640 You did what? 271 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,500 Oh, hi. 272 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:24,019 Your neighbour, Miss Harris, told me you're a very old friend. 273 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,420 Yes, she did warn me. Come in. 274 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,520 She told me a lot about your family. 275 00:17:28,521 --> 00:17:30,739 They should like to be more like you. 276 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:33,959 Really? I'm afraid we're just about to eat. Oh, please, please, don't let me 277 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,379 interrupt a family meal. I'll just wait here. All right. 278 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,430 Do sit down. 279 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:05,510 We go home. 280 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,290 Just a perfect day. 281 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,500 Jenny, David, tell your father that dinner is ready. 282 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,490 Excuse us. 283 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,690 Cottage fire. 284 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,300 Or is it shepherd's pie? 285 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,790 Could go either way, depending on whether it's minced beef or minced lamb. 286 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,600 I've seen you touch beef, then. 287 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,210 Sorry about this. 288 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:33,460 Perhaps I should just... Oh, no, no, you stay there. Just ignore me. 289 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,020 Everybody else does. 290 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:37,960 I'll have a minute. 291 00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,179 brother please 292 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:17,359 to 293 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:24,239 my sister 294 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:29,059 please can I 295 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:35,039 have some ketchup 296 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:39,199 why Why's he asking David for the ketchup when I've got it? Because you're 297 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,640 only one I'm still talking to. 298 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:44,610 Tell my dad he may be speaking to me, but I'm still not speaking to him. 299 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,839 And tell him not to ask David for the sauce when I've got it. I'm not telling 300 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,559 anyone else anything. You can work it all out for yourself. I'm sick of the 301 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,940 of you. Oh, that's not fair. 302 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:56,479 When we told Daddy he could spend the holiday money on a car, we thought he'd 303 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,530 get a proper one. 304 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:01,340 I suppose he knew he was going to spend... 305 00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:05,219 Asked us? What were we supposed to do? Ignore him? 306 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,739 Yeah, how are we to know he'd go and do something stupid? 307 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,040 So it's not really our fault, is it? 308 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,260 I'm not speaking to either of you. Oh, are we not speaking to you then? 309 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,410 And if David's not speaking to me, I'm not speaking to him. 310 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,719 I'm not speaking to anyone. 311 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,559 Oh, neither am I. And neither am I. Neither am I. Heaven's sake, let's just 312 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,319 it then. 313 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,400 All right, then I will. 314 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,210 So will I. 315 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:28,990 So will I. 316 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,930 So we're all agreed then, nobody's speaking to anybody? 317 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,850 Right. 318 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,310 Oh, hell! 319 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,490 Hello? 320 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,480 Hello, Rona, where are you? 321 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,440 traffic by the bridge? 322 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,320 Yes. So, I just got a call from Angela. 323 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,200 Angela? My school friend, remember? 324 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,160 Angela? Yeah. 325 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,800 Anyway, she can't make it today, so there's no need to worry. 326 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,210 Can't make it? 327 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,339 She's got caught up with something at home, something to do with the kid. 328 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,600 probably pregnant again. 329 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:35,140 Hello? Rona, I can't hear you. You're breaking up. 330 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,520 Must be the battery. 331 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,850 Hello? 332 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,120 stomach to me before I make a complete idiot of myself. 333 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,930 Right, right. If that's the way you want to play it, have it your own way. 334 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,840 I plugged it into the cigarette lighter. 335 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,120 What were you saying? 336 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,740 Rona, if your friend is called Angela, who is Mary? 337 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,440 Mary? Mary Stevenson. She's here right now. 338 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,400 Stevenson? Oh, my God! 339 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,990 For heaven's sake, be careful what you say to her. 340 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,180 or seven? Who is she? 341 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,580 Come to vet me for adoption. 342 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,220 I'm not hungry, sorry. 343 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,310 I'll get a cloth. 344 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,960 No, just leave it. I'll do it. 345 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,290 I'm sorry. 346 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,759 I'll go and change my shirt. Yes, well, you see where this sort of thing can get 347 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,810 us. 348 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,850 Hello. 349 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,480 I'm not speaking to you. 350 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:18,100 Come in. 351 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,510 I'm sorry, we didn't know. 352 00:24:26,630 --> 00:24:28,970 No, it's not that really. 353 00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:31,430 I told her I hardly knew you. 354 00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:34,980 Why didn't you tell me before you were thinking about adoption? 355 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:39,710 It was too early and I didn't want to get my hopes up. 356 00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:42,550 Quite rightly, as it turns out. Why? 357 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,740 Apparently they like young couples to place their babies with. You are young. 358 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,800 No, I'm not. You're younger than me. 359 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,970 How old are you? 360 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,560 You know how old I am. 361 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,210 Exactly. We're not spring chickens anymore. 362 00:24:56,020 --> 00:25:00,280 And if you had a one -year -old now, how old would you be by the time it was 17? 363 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,940 Well, not particularly old. How old would you be by the time it was 25? 364 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,919 Well, yes, I suppose. By the time it was 35, you'd be pushing. Yes, thank you. I 365 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,360 think you've made that point. 366 00:25:11,361 --> 00:25:15,509 I suppose these things do have to be thought about. 367 00:25:15,510 --> 00:25:16,560 Yeah, I know. 368 00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:22,169 I just wasn't ready for somebody to tell me I'm past it. You are not past it. I 369 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,410 am. We both are. 370 00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:27,789 We might as well have all our teeth out by a couple of shawls and sit up the 371 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,530 corner cackling with the other hag. 372 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,960 Is there a worse thing for the world? What? 373 00:25:31,961 --> 00:25:36,029 We could have hundreds of facelifts and breast implants like those American 374 00:25:36,030 --> 00:25:40,009 women. End up looking like Mount Rushmore on the top and Silicon Valley 375 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,060 bottom. 376 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,840 That miserable old bat. 377 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,039 Has there been any calls? 378 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,090 No. 379 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,540 Save for another day? 380 00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:50,780 Oh, God, I can't stand to see him doing that for a moment longer. 381 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,680 Come on, give it to me. Come on, sweeties, come on. 382 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,670 Come on. 383 00:25:56,580 --> 00:26:01,300 She did say we might just still be eligible to take on an older child. 384 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,990 They have a few with problem backgrounds. 385 00:26:03,991 --> 00:26:05,879 Well, have you thought about that? 386 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,280 I couldn't do that, Bill. 387 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,040 I don't have the experience. 388 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:10,740 Do you think any of us have? 389 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,710 Oh, no. 390 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,080 It's been here all this time. 391 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,410 Oh, Mum. 392 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,490 It's all right. 393 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:31,199 No, no, it isn't. I've seen them. It's not the end of the world. We talked 394 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,200 this. You can take them again. I'm sure you'll do better next time. 395 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,260 Oh, let's see. How bad are they? 396 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,340 Two A's and a B. 397 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,090 That's brilliant. 398 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,440 Not because they're bad. 399 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:10,689 Why don't you go and tell your father and David they're gonna be so proud of 400 00:27:10,690 --> 00:27:12,490 I know 401 00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:25,410 with things like that. 402 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:28,510 Nobody can cope with things like that. Are you all right? 403 00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:29,950 Oh, yes, I will be. 404 00:27:29,951 --> 00:27:33,969 It just hadn't hit me she'd actually be leaving now. There'll just be one of 405 00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,949 them. 406 00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:37,310 Well, I suppose you could always adopt. 407 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:44,749 Yay! What are you two moping about for? We're going 408 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,029 out for a Chinese. You want to come? 409 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:47,080 Of course we do. 410 00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:48,470 I'm sorry about the car. 411 00:27:48,471 --> 00:27:50,649 I'll take you back and get a different one. 412 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:51,700 Good. 413 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,980 I've got a very nice pink Cadillac. 414 00:27:55,030 --> 00:27:59,580 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32599

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