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Great, isn't it? They've done a very
good job.
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Now we need some work.
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Oh, I forgot.
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The big carpet warehouse on the estate.
They're interested in lunch sandwiches
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for all the staff.
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Fail or return, I suppose.
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Dark though, isn't it?
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Shall I go over and tell them OK?
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At the speed of light.
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Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Nothing. I can get off work on it and
give you a bit of encouragement, can't
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Lovely oven.
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It's a fridge.
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What's going on?
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Can I give you a lift home?
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Do you know anything about this? No.
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Hi, Mum. Hi.
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What are you two doing here? I picked
them up on the way. It was coming out in
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time.
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I'm not going any further until you tell
me what you've done with my real
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family.
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Would you rather wait for the bus?
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My doctor's rung up and I'm going to
die.
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Am I getting warm?
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Oh, shall we stop here for a minute?
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All right, that's a good idea.
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Oh, look, the little one in the corner.
The little fat one. Oh, they're all
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nice. Wouldn't it be lovely to have one?
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Well, the shop's still open.
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Do you think they could?
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Oh, look, another one.
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Up to your mum, really.
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She'll have to agree.
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Mum?
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Oh, please, it'd be so nice.
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Well, what do you think?
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Where's your father gone? To the park
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or are you just pleased to see me?
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Oh, don't look at me like that with
bunny eyes.
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I'm a dog.
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What?
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Wanted a dog.
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Why did you have to spring it on me like
that?
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Jenny! We really must do something about
this. What?
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I am not going to spend the rest of our
lives together as she who was too
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miserable to let us have a puppy.
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You won't. You shrieked.
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Oh, what do you want now? I want to talk
to you all about this properly.
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What is there to talk about?
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You're just too miserable to let us have
a puppy.
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First of all, let me remind everybody
about the luck we have with animals in
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this house.
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Grimes' fish.
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Grimes' pigeons.
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I know.
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There's no need to rub it in.
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But that was different. That was with
other people's pets.
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It'd be much different with their own.
We'd be much more careful. Well, even if
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you were, that isn't really what worries
me.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there's another reason I don't
want one.
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I told you. Yeah, all right, you were
right. We thought you might say that.
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What? You don't want to go through all
that toilet training, messing up the
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carpet. Oh, we do understand.
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That's why we also got this.
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It's a special place.
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What for?
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Well, it gives homes to older dogs who
haven't got owners anymore.
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Why haven't they got owners anymore?
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They're dead.
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Fraud, things like that. So they're not
puppies?
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No. They're older dogs.
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Um... Much older.
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And sick.
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In fact, they probably won't even live
very long.
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I mean, if you didn't like it, it'd be
gone before you knew it.
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It's a very good idea.
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You really think so?
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Yes, but puppy training isn't why I
don't want one.
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Oh. Why don't you want one?
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It's the looking after it.
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Well, we'd do that, wouldn't we? Of
course. We want to. I know what'll
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I'll end up doing it. Why?
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Because I always end up doing
everything.
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Oh, that's not true.
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That plant you bought for your room,
when did you last water it?
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Recently. February.
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I water it. Yes, but... And what about
the puncture you had on your bike for
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three months?
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It healed up.
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I mended it.
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And do I need to mention the VAT
returns?
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That's not fair. I don't understand
them. But I do them. I do everything
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everyone's fed up with, but not this.
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I've just started up the business again.
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I need the time. I'm not looking after a
dog as well.
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You wouldn't have to.
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Yes, I would. You wouldn't. I would. You
wouldn't. I would.
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Only one way to prove it. How? Get a
dog. No.
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How can we prove we'd look after it if
you won't let us get one? We don't. need
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to get one to prove it. I can imagine
what it'd be like to have a dog around
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here. Oh, this isn't fair. We can't win
either way. We can't have a dog without
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proving we'd look after it and we can't
prove we'd look after it without having
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a dog.
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Well, there you are then.
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I don't know.
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What if we could prove it without having
one?
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How could we do that? Well, you just
said so yourself.
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Did I? Yeah, we have an imaginary one.
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What do you mean we have an imaginary
one? We actually have an imaginary dog.
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That is the most lunatic suggestion
anyone has ever made in all our years
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together, and that is quite some feat.
Well, just until we've proved that you
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don't have to look after it. That's
brilliant.
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Stupid. Let's have a vote on it. No!
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I thought this was supposed to be a
democratic family unit. No. I seized
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one day when you were all out.
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Give us a shout of hands.
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I just don't see how it would work.
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Well, it should be quite simple, really.
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We just agree between ourselves that we
brought home an imaginary dog, starting
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from now, all right? Right.
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Agree.
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So, where is it, then?
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It's over there.
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See?
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Oh, yeah.
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I see it.
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It's nice.
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What's its name?
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Sally. No, Sally.
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Harry. Only one way to make sure.
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I really don't think I'll be able to...
Hey, careful!
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You nearly tread on him!
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Oh, Harry, you're right, mate.
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Oh, did she nearly tread on you?
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Good boy, see?
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Well? Well what?
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Tell him you're sorry.
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I'm sorry, Harry.
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I didn't notice you there for some
peculiar reason.
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Bill!
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more thing.
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Now what? Well, in order to make sure
this experiment is fair to both sides,
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we're all going to have to agree to
believe in Harry no matter what for a
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period of, say, two weeks. Two weeks? Is
your idea?
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Right then, repeat after me.
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I promise to believe in Harry. I promise
to believe in Harry.
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Whatever the circumstances.
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Whatever the circumstances.
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Until two weeks from tonight have
passed.
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Until two weeks from tonight have
passed.
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So help me God.
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to this. So help me God.
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So help me God.
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Right then.
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I'll see you later.
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Just a minute.
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Look.
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What? Harry's going over to the front
door.
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What is it, Harry?
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Nothing. He's always doing that. No.
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He's got his lead in his mouth.
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You know what that means. He wants his
walk.
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How can he? He doesn't even...
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You don't whimper like that. I'm sure
someone will take you on your hour -and
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-half evening walk.
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We'll all go.
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All of you? Well, it's his birthday with
us. We don't want him getting lonely.
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And we need to get to know him. Good.
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Careful, don't let him out!
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Come in.
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That's better.
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Where's his lead?
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He's got it.
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I'll do it.
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Jimmy, Jimmy.
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cheese and pickle?
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With or without lettuce?
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What if we include it and call them
ploughmen?
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Harry, Harry, where are you?
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Oh, there you are. Look.
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I found the old frisbee. Come on. Let's
go in the garden. Come on.
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Come on, boy. Come on.
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That's it. Come on. Through it. Come on.
Oh, look.
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Come on.
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Ploughmen's egregious.
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So, let's do that.
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Shall we bother with the other cheese
one or just do the one without meat?
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Missed me when I went out to the van.
Oh, don't wipe yourself to pieces.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Talking to Harry.
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Harry's with me in the kitchen. No, he
isn't. Yes, he is. I've just been
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stroking him. No, he isn't. He's outside
with me.
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He's on the sofa.
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No, he isn't. Yes, he is.
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You're both wrong. He's outside.
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I'm telling you he's with me. Oh, for
heaven's sake.
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If you must carry on with this lunacy,
at least get it right.
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All right.
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He's on the sofa.
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I suppose so.
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If it makes everybody happy.
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How long do you think they can keep this
up?
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Oh, don't worry. They'll be bored with
it by tomorrow.
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Breakfast! Why don't you just stick a
knitting needle into my hair?
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Somebody woke me up at two o 'clock this
morning to tell me that Harry was
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howling, and I had to go and let him
out. Oh, dear.
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Come on.
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There we come, good boy.
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Oh, God, you haven't let that dog sleep
on your bed again.
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What? He likes it.
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They're always unsettled in a strange
house, and there's plenty of room. What
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about the smell?
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Ah, the dog doesn't mind.
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Bum, bum.
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It's your boy. It's your boy. I know
what you've got.
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I know what daddy's got for you. Do you
want it? Do you want it? Do you want it?
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Gently, gently.
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Isn't this getting a bit out of hand?
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Let's not forget he isn't actually
there.
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Not there?
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Not there? I just spent this last week
training him.
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Oh, yeah, he can do all sorts of tricks
now.
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Tricks? Watch this, Harry.
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Good boy.
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Die for the Queen. Die for the Queen.
Yes!
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Very impressive.
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Have you seen the best one yet?
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Now what?
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Hold on.
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Here we are. Stay, Harry, stay.
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Right. Now, Harry.
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Up. Yes!
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Now,
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Harry. Two legs.
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Two legs. Yes!
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And for our next trick... Who's for
toast?
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Oh, you shouldn't have said that. Now
you put him on.
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Never mind. You know what happens when
you say the T word? He loves his toes,
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doesn't he?
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Yes, he does.
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Yes, he does.
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Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he
does. What are you doing?
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I'm tickling his ears. He loves it.
Don't you? Don't you? Oh, yes, he loves
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but that's not his ear you're tickling.
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Yes, it is.
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Has everyone got their food?
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Yep. Good. Oh, where are you going now?
I'd love to go.
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Mum, is it all right if I take Harry to
show Clive this evening?
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Laura's picking me up.
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Does she mind having a dog in her car?
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No, I explained it to her. She
understands.
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She's going to put an old blanket in the
back seat so his paws won't scratch it.
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All right.
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Here we are.
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You have to wait till you've started
eating before you feed them. Otherwise,
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they think they're a top dog.
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Ready for the book. Then you can give
them their food.
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What food?
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It's all right. I'm coming, I'm coming.
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It's for his coat and teeth.
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I know.
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Why don't we get Harry to bring over the
newspaper for us? There's no need to be
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stupid.
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Don't go through the bread.
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Oh, sorry. What time is it?
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Plenty of time. We've still got the egg
and crust to do and the... Cheese and
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apple. We have five of those left over
yesterday.
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00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:31,050
We'll do three less and make up the rest
with... What on earth is that?
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Beetroot, sultana and pickle.
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That's today's special.
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Beetroot, sultana and pickle?
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00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,609
I've been having it at home recently. I
can't get enough of it.
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How many of those have you done?
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Just started.
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I think perhaps it might be an acquired
taste and maybe we should make something
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a little less... Revolting. No!
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Well, yes.
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You may be right.
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It does look a bit like Quentin
Tarantino let loose in a rabbit hutch.
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I don't know why I've got such a taste
for it.
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Put them aside and do some chicken and
sweetcorn.
284
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:07,099
Well, you could always give this to
Harry.
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I don't want to hear another word about
Harry.
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Harry, Harry, Harry. That's all I've
heard for the last week. The whole
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quite beyond belief now. If I go to the
biscuit tin and it's empty, Harry's
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eaten them. If there's crumbs all over
the floor... Harry made them. I'm not
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even supposed to use the hoover now
because Harry's afraid of it.
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00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,420
Can you put him outside?
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There's no such thing as him.
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It's just a bit of fun. It's harmless.
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Harmless? Look.
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When I got home yesterday, I found this
on the carpet.
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Still like this, don't they? What's
wrong with that?
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00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,880
Rona, they don't sell them half -chewed.
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00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:54,959
You mean some... They act... Actually, I
don't like to think about it too
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closely. The mind boggles.
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00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,860
It started off as a good idea, but now
it's completely out of control.
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If I never hear another word about
Harry, it'll be too soon for me.
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00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,160
Hello? Hi, it's about Harry.
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00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:11,779
I'm stuck here in Barnet with a rusted
-on immersion.
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It's going to take time and muscle.
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00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,810
And guess which one Muggins is going to
have to supply.
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00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:19,439
I'm talking on the phone here, you know.
Oh, are you? Sorry, I thought someone
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had switched on a hot hair dryer.
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00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,220
Thing is, I'm going to be stuck here for
at least another hour.
308
00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:29,799
Yes. Well, Harry hasn't been for his
morning walk yet. He must be bursting by
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now. I imagine.
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So can you?
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What? Well, take him. It'll only take
half an hour.
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I'm working.
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Oh, please, I promise, just this once.
We did tell you to do this properly,
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didn't we?
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00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,540
Yes. Yes, we did.
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00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:47,060
So, how will you get him over here to
me?
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00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,890
What?
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00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:52,179
How will you get him over here to me?
Oh, sorry, didn't I tell you?
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00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,940
No. I forgot to take him.
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00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:57,619
What? Yeah, I was halfway round the
North Circuit. I looked in the back of
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van and nothing.
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00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,530
I don't believe this. Yeah, I must have
forgotten him.
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00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,860
So where is he, then?
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00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,520
You mean he's not with you?
325
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,590
No.
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00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,910
You mean you've left him at home on his
own, locked in?
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00:19:08,911 --> 00:19:11,819
God knows where he's got up to, but you
know they chew things when they're left
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00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:12,679
alone, don't you?
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00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,020
He's got his doggy chew.
330
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,680
Oh, no, they taste horrible.
331
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:21,329
I'm here because of the hygiene
regulations.
332
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,949
Oh, yeah, of course. Well, you'll have
to go home and collect him.
333
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,870
What? Well, I would if I could, but I
can't. I'm not going.
334
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,470
Remember your promise.
335
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:32,289
Oh, but what was coming out? Oh, look,
I'm going to have to go speak to you
336
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,810
later. Don't forget his ball.
337
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:41,029
But... I am supposed to go
338
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,430
back home and take Harry for a walk.
339
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,370
I knew I should never have agreed to all
this.
340
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,110
you can finish all those in time by
yourself.
341
00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:52,310
Just about. Why?
342
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,480
The only way to end this whole farrago
is by proving that the dog isn't viable.
343
00:19:56,481 --> 00:20:00,219
Could you bring the basket and meet me
at my place as soon as possible?
344
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,879
You're not really going to go, are you?
Oh, yes, I am. I'm going to take him for
345
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,979
a walk. And if I'm not back in time to
sell the sandwiches with you, that will
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00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,470
prove that I was right all along and
this whole thing will have to stop.
347
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,610
Well, all right.
348
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,610
Good. I should be back in the house by
twelve.
349
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,330
of the day I've got to get
350
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,040
Yeah? It's about Harry.
351
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,180
What's that? He's here. I know.
352
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,520
No, he's here.
353
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,320
I know he's here. No, he's really here.
354
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,740
I know he's there. No, he's really
actually here.
355
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:36,110
I know.
356
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:42,279
I mean, he's really here in the house.
He's right next to me. Now I can
357
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,330
see him.
358
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:46,350
Well, of course you can see him if he's
right next to you. Oh.
359
00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:47,740
I think he's coming.
360
00:23:47,741 --> 00:23:49,519
I'll have to speak to you later.
361
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,570
Ben.
362
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,980
Yes, I know, and that's all right then.
Bye.
363
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,580
What was all that about? Oh, nothing.
364
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:06,020
It's just some dog that's followed you
home.
365
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,980
No, Rona, it's Harry.
366
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,170
Everybody's talked about him so much,
I've finally gone completely mad.
367
00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:15,439
Well, I can see him as well. Well, you
were always a bit dippy in the first
368
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,490
place.
369
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,470
Isn't Harry?
370
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,370
Nobody's reported a dog missing to the
park or the police.
371
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,950
I suppose we could take him to
Battersea.
372
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,060
Yes, yes, that's what I thought.
373
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,580
I mean, he can't stay here.
374
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,090
No.
375
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,320
I went there once, you know.
376
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,880
Where? Battersea Dogs Home, before we
had the kids.
377
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,850
Ben dragged me there the first time he
wanted a dog.
378
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:47,700
The day we went, there was a St Bernard
in the very last cage.
379
00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:51,719
Well, he was too big for a normal house
and he ate far too much, so we knew no
380
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,520
-one was going to take him that night.
381
00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:59,919
That's when I realised that when people
get a pet and find they've made a
382
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,450
mistake, the one who really suffers is
the animal.
383
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,680
That's why you always avoid getting one,
in case you make a mistake.
384
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,940
I just couldn't do that, Rona.
385
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,330
I couldn't.
386
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,350
We need to leave for the sandwich run in
five minutes.
387
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,040
What are we going to do with Harry?
388
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:26,679
Well, I suppose if everybody promised to
do their bit, we
389
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:33,659
could... It's the
390
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,280
police. They've brought someone.
391
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,480
Yes? Mrs Porter?
392
00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:42,019
Yes. We came straight away. They said
they're in a hurry to get out. Hello.
393
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,260
Hello. I'm sorry about this, but I
understand you found Barry.
394
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:47,270
Barry? I know.
395
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:48,750
Strange name for a dog.
396
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,040
Come on, boy.
397
00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:51,240
Come on.
398
00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:52,440
Hello, boy.
399
00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,550
I should never have let him off.
400
00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:57,749
Unfortunately, things being what they
are, it took over three quarters of an
401
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,860
hour to realise he wasn't with me
anymore.
402
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:02,500
Oh.
403
00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:07,129
Take care.
404
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:07,929
Thanks again.
405
00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:09,090
Bye. Bye.
406
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,300
Bye, Barry.
407
00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:28,619
I found his dog at the park.
408
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,480
You mean that isn't a guide dog at all?
409
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,730
Oh, no!
410
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,600
Wait! So you should be. Your dog...
Sorry!
411
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,160
Sorry! There's been a mistake.
412
00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,040
This isn't your dog at all.
413
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,350
Not my dog.
414
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,490
Who is it?
415
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,660
I'll try and explain.
416
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,879
Ben, I want to talk to you about Harry.
No, it's all right. Don't panic. Harry
417
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,960
wasn't with you at all.
418
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:01,430
When I went back to the van and opened
the door... Dad!
419
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,490
Guess who we found?
420
00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:11,090
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