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Where did you get all these?

Well, you know how it is. You don't exactly go out for one and then before

know where you are, you've just picked it up. Like chicken pox.

Oh, shit!

It's a very thought -provoking article.

Take that in their swimming trunks. No, it isn't. Well, who is it, then? Boys

own. Not take that. Take that split under the pressure. I'm not surprised in

those shorts.

Oh, and here they are again on this page.

It's upside down. No, it isn't. That's what they're called. They're yet another

boy band.

Boy band?

Oh, wait.

Cup? They're called boy bands.

Surely Jenny told you that. I am happy to say that Jenny has finally grown out

of that sort of thing. And with any luck, that's the last time in my life

ever have to hear anything about boy bands.

Sorry about that, lads.

She's going to be here all afternoon.

Would you like me to take those trousers up in the crutch?

I bet George Michael's mother didn't burst in the middle of the wham rap.

No, but we all wish she had.

I suppose you like the idea of me delivering pizzas for the rest of my

I love that new aftershave you're wearing. What is it, pepperoni and

I'm going upstairs.

I've got a terrible feeling I've been here before and it wasn't a Shirley

MacLaine.

So, what sort of thing are we looking for?

Something that photocopies well and looks good.

This?

Remember, we can only afford black and white.

More classic sort of things. Spaghetti.

Yeah, that's it.

Plates of sandwiches. Whatever you're tasting food, we can do it.

Oh, right.

Is this the actual lettering? No, it's just a rough draft.

Hang on. What?

I can't have that one. Why not?

No, I meant to keep that one. There's something I want on the other side.

There. No, it's just a load of horoscopes. Yes, that's what I wanted to

Psychic Sadie's predictions for November.

I see.

Has it run out yet?

Psychic Sadie.

Yeah?

Psychic Sadie, confidante of the rich and famous, presents her indispensable

-by -day guide to your life, loves and... No!

What? Well, it's very dispensable.

No, now, to me.

You don't seriously believe all this is real, do you?

Well, don't you? I don't even believe psychic Sadie's photograph is real.

could possibly look like that.

She can be very accurate.

What's your style?

Virgo. That doesn't sound very accurate.

I knew you were going to say that. I just knew it. It was so predictable.

Well, maybe you should write them, then. It can't be very difficult. Let's see.

Virgo, take care of your health... as you may not be feeling your usual sunny

self. There you are, you see.

What? I told you I woke up feeling peculiar.

Oh, you didn't say anything of the kind.

Well, I meant to.

You only think you felt ill because we've read that. No, no, I definitely

queasy feeling. She knows.

What does she know?

Everything. Rona, she is not J. Edgar Hoover in a dress.

Or is she?

Stop it.

Her predictions can be uncanny. accurate sometimes.

Good grief.

I see what you mean.

What? Here's mine for today.

A member of your family may take up musical interest. Your business plans

include some advertising.

You see?

And a silly cow will snatch back her magazine because she's as dark as a

Later, her brain will fall out when she sneezes. I'm not laughing.

Well, I am. Rona, how can this woman possibly know what's going to happen to

each of us per...

Tell her exactly what's going to happen to us. Why isn't she rich, then?

Why isn't she rich? If she knows what's going to happen, why doesn't she win the

lottery or the horses or make a killing on the stock market?

Planets don't do those.

How very convenient.

Do you really never read them, then? No, why should I?

What's your sign, Capricorn?

Aquarius. You do read them? No, I don't. I just know my sign, that's all. It

doesn't mean I believe in it. Here we are.

Aquarius for today. I'm not listening.

Beware. Oh, no, what?

One careless move today will result in a serious fall.

What?

One careless move today will result in a serious fall.

Well, you see, that's just what I said. It could mean anything.

I think it's very clear. A serious fall?

You could say that was just now outside when I dropped the magazine.

You didn't make a careless move.

Yes, I did. No, you didn't. I bumped into you. No, no, the fall is still to

come. I think you'd better be careful what you do.

I will not.

Have you seen what it says?

I'm not...

my life be ruled by this? I mean, look at it. At the bottom of the page is a

picture of Madonna labelled Libra. Cool, reserved and thoughtful.

How can you be thoughtful wearing a bra that could poke somebody's eye out?

Well, it needs to be you, you know.

Sorry? It doesn't say you'll have the serious fall.

You could make one wrong move and I could fall or Ben or somebody else.

Hopefully Chris Evans.

Good, Bill.

These things can be amazingly true. I think you'd better take special care.

Well, I think we've wasted quite enough time on that, don't you? Let's just find

another photo for the flyer and forget all about anybody falling... Ah!

Who left those CDs here?

Ah, you've cracked one of the cases.

Oh, excuse me.

Are you all right?

Yes, but I could have... Can you lift this downstairs? I think it's supposed

to... to be a shirt. All right, all right, I'll put it away.

Nothing happened. You didn't fall.

Don't say anything.

I wasn't.

Well, anyway, that's over and done with now. We can stop worrying.

No. What do you mean, no?

You didn't fall. It says we'll result in a serious fall.

The CD fell.

It wasn't serious.

It was to David.

Well, I think you'd better be extra careful from now on.

Careful about what?

They've just discovered I can pass Cellulite gene to all my children, but

let it worry you.

Junk? I've already got your bust.

Oh, I wondered where it had gone.

What is it? A woman from the mobile library.

Aunt Belle won't answer her door again. Oh, no. Is she all right?

Oh, they don't care about that, but she's overdue on her Danielle Steele.

I don't suppose you'd run me over there, would you?

Better if I do, I think. I remember how long it took us to get in last time.

Don't worry. This time I've taken precautions.

What if she's got the chain on?

Come on, then.

When your father gets back, tell him we won't be long.

have any visitor spaces?

To keep us away, I suppose.

How long has she lived in this place?

Oh, wonderful.

Things are just getting better and better today.

Finishing off the shower room. I said I'd make it worth your while.

No, I can't. I'm on RSPCA call tonight.

We get a lot of cruelty to dogs after Niall Edmonds finishes.

Hi, Christine. You just off home?

Yeah, you going to give me a lift on your bike?

Not unless you fit into a 14 -inch box.

Don't you say a word.

I'll see you on Monday.

Right, see you.

Oh, finishing off upstairs.

Yeah, I've got to screw all this lot up. Maybe make a start on the floor.

Put the hardboard down. Make sure it's a nice flat base.

Yeah? Got to give me a hand?

Nah, I'm rehearsing with the boys. Got to get my things and go straight out.

All right.

All right.

See you then.

to do with that one careless move today could result in a serious

never come back no more.

She was dead, Aunt Belle.

I don't care. I just don't want the fire engine or I shall jump.

We've got to get you down.

What are you doing out there?

I'm nesting behind a drainpipe for the winter.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I come out to feed the pigeons.

I feed the pigeons every day.

No, here it isn't. It's forbidden to feed the pigeons here. If they find out,

they'll make you go away to a home.

Oh, I'm sure they don't. Yes, they do.

I don't want to go away and I don't want to go in a home.

Why did you go right out there to feed the pigeons?

Well, you don't think they'd come inside and sit up to the table?

The upper windows of these places.

herself, but it's a horrible sweet.

It's the colour of baby sick.

I don't mind.

All right then, if you have to.

Right. I'll just go to the loo now then, shall I?

so not usually, but today I'm not so sure.

Oh, so you do concede psychic seedy news the future? No, I do not.

What other serious fall could you be so careless about?

There aren't any numbers on that side of your ruler.

Mum not back yet?

No.

Where is she, by the way? She just said, don't worry.

Wondered if she'd be back by now. I wanted to check something with her.

Oh.

I have to ring back this evening to say I'm still interested, but I'm sure

she'll think the same as me.

Yeah.

I can't keep it to myself much longer anyway.

Practically. I mean, they virtually offered it to me. And I wasn't even

to get it in my letter.

Jen, you're right. I'd better ring and say I'm coming before they change their

mind. I'm not sure.

Oh, engaged.

Oh, well, it means they're still there, doesn't it?

I'll ring back later.

Oh, John, I can't believe this is happening.

Jen, don't you think it might be a good idea to speak to your mum about this

first? Well, she's not here to speak to, is she?

What if we drop a note out of the window asking someone to call 999?

No.

You heard what she said. We can't risk it.

I can't tell you whatever leaves that... Jen.

Hello?

Yes, is it too late to get through to McKinley and Human Resources?

Oh, good.

Thanks.

Hello, yes, I'm ringing up about... Hello?

What do you think you're doing?

Jen, could you sit down for a bit, please?

What do you think? She'll be going home in a minute and I'll miss my chance for

an interview.

Please, Jen, will you sit down?

I need to talk to you.

I'll never see her again.

Why are you doing this to me?

I'm just trying to... Stop you making the worst mistake of your life.

What do you mean?

Have you read this letter?

Of course I've read it.

All it says is that they'll consider putting you on a list of applicants for

a job becomes vacant.

Yes.

It's a polite way of turning you down.

Turning me down?

Sorry.

Oh, Dad.

It's all right. Don't get upset.

Thank God you didn't let me speak to her. It would have been so embarrassing.

I'd probably just burst into tears.

I just thought... I know.

You thought it was going to happen and stop me just in time.

If only everyone had people like you and Mum.

You always know when someone's heading for a serious fall.

the toilet now.

Well, you'll just have to wait, won't you?

Oh, cheer up, girls. It could be worse.

How could it be worse?

Well, the rest of the ledge could start crumbling away bit by bit.

Or a flock of parrots circling for somewhere to sleep for the night.

next time, eh?

You sure I can't stand making you a cup of tea?

Course not, love. I'm used to being on my own. Now, you get back to the others

before they worry.

Well, if you're sure.

for coming.

Anytime.

Oh, but promise me one thing. You will never go out on that ledge to feed those

pigeons ever again.

Sadie couldn't tell the future.

I still don't think.

What's all this?

Some stupid wally dropped a chunk of concrete from the ledge up there.

That woman took over and came to visit her grandma.

No.

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