All language subtitles for 2Point4 Children s05e04 Mayday

Here we are then.

It's a bit dingy, isn't it? We've got to
make up our minds quickly. They said

there's someone else after it.

We've seen everything else on their
books.

What do you think?

About what?

What are you doing? We won't be able to
see anything now.

Yes, we will. I've got a torch.

I thought we could put all the cupboards
along this wall here.

We can have the worktops along here and
the sinks under the window.

What about ovens? Is it safe?

Oh, yeah, I found out about that.

Right. We can have the flue up that end
and then we can have the ovens down

here.

I don't know, Bill.

I don't really like these mobile
buildings.

Well, there's nothing wrong with them.

Well, what about that wall outside? Is
it going to cut out a lot of the light?

You just want to see those builders
again.

No.

All right.

Wait!

Three and a half hours.

Well, we got a free trip out of it.

Did you get my phone message?

for work.

Shouldn't he be in London?

Exactly.

I'll put the meat on. Thanks.

Oh, I wish we could get this thing
sorted out soon.

Well, it's a big step to take.

We won't have the fire to save us if we
make a mistake this time.

Mind you, it is taking longer than I
thought.

How are you managing for money?

Has Tony got much work?

He's got four weddings and a funeral for
Bank Holiday Monday.

A disco at a funeral?

No, I mean he's hired the video of four
weddings and a funeral for Bank Holiday

Monday. It's all we can afford to do.

It's supposed to be very good.

It won't be after Aunty Pearl has
finished with it.

She was disappointed and gone with the
wind. She said in her opinion, Scarlet

would have been better off if she'd
bought a parrot and opened a wool shop

the first place.

You mentioned Aunty Pearl was coming.

Try not to frighten Tony too much.

Aunty Pearl is like a tropical disease.

You're all right a long way away, but
you're always worried what might happen

it gets here somehow.

What are your plans?

Well, let's try to get something sorted
out soon, just the usual for a bank

holiday Monday.

Ben will want to go to Alton's house.

David will want to go to the American
Adventure.

Jenny will want to leave us and go
somewhere else, and we'll all end up in

car on the M1. Going where?

Oh, we don't go anywhere. It's bank
holiday Monday.

Believe me, you'll fit her off with
Aunty Pearl.

Can I come in?

Of course. Hi.

Rona, she's here.

She bit me.

Why?

Well, God knows. I was in the hall when
she unlocked the door. She said she was

caught by surprise.

Oh, come on.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

Mum? No, you can't spend the bank
holiday at Clive's. It's the only day I

see him. I want to see you. You see him
every weekend.

I know.

What is it, then?

His gran's coming over and he wants me
to meet her.

No, it'll just have to be some other
weekend.

She's coming over for this weekend only.

Why this one only?

It's a long way.

Well, how old is he?

About 80.

Is he well?

No, she isn't.

She's ill.

In what way?

It's quite serious, actually. They're
worried about her.

What is it exactly?

It's...

You know, that thing that old people
get. Then they don't live much longer.

Oh, dear.

So can I go?

No. You knew all along you had no
intention of letting me go. I can't stop

if you want to go. Oh, you have to feel
guilty all the time that I'm there.

Look, I've hardly seen you at all for
the last couple of months.

Come on, we'll have a nice date.

I've just been to Taney and got this.
Great, eh?

I've already put up the mounting and
charged it up with a cigar lighter

attachment on the way home.

Good. What is it?

A jam buster.

Our days in motorway queues on bank
holidays are over. Alton Towers, here we

come. Oh, can't we go to the American
Adventure? Oh, no, anything but that.

We can go to both now. We've got this.

Jam buster. When did you get it?

Oh, just now.

Is it charged up?

Yep. And you've fixed the mounting?

All done. Yes, but what is it?

A jam buster.

I'm going to kill myself.

It's a digital relay -fed mobile route
information unit.

Which means?

On every motorway in the country, there
are special sensors that can detect

whether there's a jam, all right? Yes.

Then they send that information to a
central computer which generates a map

showing where all the jams are.

Yes.

Then they send that picture, like a
mobile phone signal, to this screen in

car, and we know where all the jams are
on all the motorways.

And this cost?

About £100.

About?

About £50 more, £150.

Yes?

Plus £100 a year, plus the VAT. But just
think how useful it's going to be this

bank holiday weekend.

And so you've spent £250 we don't have
on this? Yeah. A machine that, when

switched on, will tell you if there are
jams on the motorways on bank holiday

weekend.

more than that. Oh good, what?

It beeps.

It beeps every time there's a new jam.
Alright, I admit it's not an entirely

brilliant idea.

I think it's a brilliant idea.

You do?

Yes, well now when we're stuck on the
motorway for ten hours on Monday, at

we'll have something to watch. Yes, but
we won't be stuck now.

Why not?

Because before we leave home, we can see
how many jams are building up simply by

doing this.

What else can we do on Monday, then?

Haven't you started yet?

Of course I've started.

I've said I'll finish this today, and I
will.

Good.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm waiting for David.

Oh.

Sorry, I've come for my old T -shirt.

Right, now we can start.

Right.

You think the same, then? Yeah, it's not
right.

What are you on about?

It's not right.

It's not right. See?

What's not right? I don't know, do you?
No. But it's not right. It's not right.

Well, it better be right by the end of
today. I've had enough of that hole in

the wall.

Pugs, will you come and have a look at
this?

Yep.

See?

It's not right.

Hello?

Clive, we thought it might be you.

No, it's all still on as far as we're
concerned. We're all ready for you.

Jenny's so pleased you're bringing your
grandma round to see us.

No, not at all. I'm looking forward to
meeting her as well.

How is she?

She wonders if we have any old
photographs of Jenny.

Yes, lots of them. I'll dig them out for
you, shall I? Give me the phone.

Oh, hang on. I think she wants to say
something.

She says she's too busy to come to the
phone at the moment. We'll see you

Mum!

Hang on, she's changed her mind.

Please? You are not to put him off,
understand? Yes.

Hello?

Are you sure this is OK?

What about your gran?

Tell her I'm looking forward to seeing
her, too.

No, she's not listening.

I do too.

Bye.

OK. Yes.

Well, there's no stopping them now.

They're on their way.

Cheer up.

I'm sure they'll all have a good time.

Yes. Look, this is the best solution for
all of us. You get to see Clive, I get

to see you, we all get to see his
grandma and your father and David are

upstairs. You really think it'll run
smoothly?

Of course it will. Why shouldn't it?

Well, when you met Clive's parents, you
took round a box of live cockroaches.

Not deliberately.

Well, I suppose it wasn't really your
fault.

Is she Clive's mother's mother or his
father's? She's Laura's mother.

She's wanted to meet me for some time.
It's kind of a family tradition with

them. So she's coming to inspect us?

Possibly.

Does this mean... No.

But it... It might help if one day it
did.

She's even hinted she might leave me her
ring.

So this is more important to you than
you've been letting on?

It could be.

You will be nice to her, won't you?

Of course I will.

There's nothing for you to worry about.
Believe me.

on the doorstep.

Come in, Mum.

What a surprise.

Well, I was sitting on my own this
morning and I thought to myself, why sit

alone on a bank holiday?

There's nothing for me to do here.

Nobody to talk to.

Nobody to see.

Nobody.

I told you why we couldn't come up, Mum.

Have you got a kiss for your grandma?

Of course.

Hi, nice to see you.

No, I don't want any fuss now I'm here.

I'll just sit down here and you'll get
on with your own things.

Just pretend I don't exist.

It's not the tea things I see.

We haven't made it yet. Oh, well, I can
wait.

I'll make it now.

I can wait a minute.

I'll make it. No, come on, come and sit
down.

I can wait five minutes for a cup of
tea.

After all, I've been stuck on a train
two hours without one.

With the heating jammed on and the
windows stuck shut.

I'll make it now.

I'll help you.

Now, don't go to any trouble.

It's no trouble.

You'll have to make a gong somehow
before they get here.

Why? This is the best thing that could
have happened.

Clive's grandma has someone her own age
she can talk to. They can compare their

family, talk about how things used to
be. That's what I mean.

What? Didn't I tell you?

I told you. Told me?

Clive Grant is German.

He flew over yesterday.

Well, that doesn't matter, does it?

I'll put it on you don't mind, do you?
This is the bit where Julie Andrews

nearly gets shot when the Nazis walk
into Austria.

Well, actually, Mum...

haven't we, Jen?

We want to not watch it this time, so
we'll really enjoy it the next time it

comes on. Oh, all right. I'll put it on
BBC One. It's just starting there. What

is? The Great Escape.

Ben? Just a minute.

Pugsley? Yep?

I've got 672 millimetres. What have you
got?

Two foot nine.

What's going on?

Oh, yes.

What?

Somebody's blocked off a section of this
room.

Well, don't look at me.

It's probably a hangover from the
previous occupants.

Was that their name?

We can't fit the shower tray in this
corner like this.

There's only one thing for it. Oh,
great.

We're going to rip it down and pull it
out. Oh, no, Ben.

You want this finished, don't you?

I suppose so.

What was it you wanted, anyway?

My mother's arrived.

Well, you keep her downstairs.

There's going to be a lot of debris.

Right.

Let's kick wall.

What is he saying? He's busy. He can't
hear.

Can't we just send her up there? No,
he's got a hammer. Oh, God.

Look, don't panic. I'm sure it'll be all
right. We're probably worried about

nothing at all.

That's the Commandant.

He's a nasty piece of work.

He keeps locking up Steve McQueen and
Shuey McPhee from Crossroads.

Typical of the SS.

Why don't we put the TV off, Mum?

Why not?

I had enough of the Germans in 1939.

Yes, but that's all done with now and in
the past, isn't it?

No. After all, the Germans are our
partners in the European Union.

I've heard they're all really nice
people.

Well, of course. They have that
wonderful history of great classical

er... Black Forest Ghetto? Where would
we be without that?

And they're all very peace -loving now.

Looked at all like they used to be all
that very long time ago.

Oh, yes. Well, so they'd have you
believe.

What do you mean?

I don't think the Germans ever change.

You can never trust them.

Yes, you can, Gran. They're different
now.

That's what they say about the Japanese.

I don't trust them either.

I mean, how can you trust a nation who
invented karate?

You see, you're standing there in your
pyjamas, look like you're going to bed.

And then suddenly it's... And

you kick them in the balls.

Mum! No.

They don't change.

All they understand is a good slap on
the backside.

And if a German walked through that door
right now, that's exactly what

I'd give them.

Another triumph for British tolerance.

What were you expecting?

I'll get the sugar. I'll help you.

Now, what are we going to do? They'll be
here in ten minutes.

Look, we've just had to make sure we
keep our awful subject at the wall.

It's the celebration of the ending of
the war.

They're going to have street parties in
the East End and everybody's dressed up

in army uniforms and it's going to be on
BBC Two all day.

It's not plaster.

Looks like concrete. Nobody makes
interior walls out of concrete.

Ah, it's not budging. Pass me the big
hammer.

How's it going?

I was in the kitchen with Tony, showing
him how saucepans should be properly

cleaned.

No.

That's more like it.

What was that?

Just a small meteorite hitting the
house.

I'd like you to do me a big favour.

What? Guess what's happened here.

Give me a clue.

She's small, she's round, she's 40 pence
a pound.

Bet. come over for a surprise visit.

You need to get rid of it for a while
before Clive's German grandmother

You can guess why.

Oh, I know.

Aunty Pearl will do two hours on
goebbels if you mention German measles.

Mum! Could you come round and say, Aunty
Pearl's invited her round to yours for

a cup of tea. It'll only be for an hour
or so.

That's a good idea. Then they'll leave
us both alone.

I'll just put my shoes on. Rona!

Hang on. What? I think she's escaped.

The one I never liked was Goebbels. Oh,
no.

Horrible man. Nasty piece of work. Was
he the fat one or the one with the

glasses? I'm not sure.

But he was the one with no balls at all,
if you will.

He was the head of the Air Force, wasn't
he? No!

That was the other nasty piece of work.
Goering. He was the worst of the lot.

He was responsible for those...

Terrible things that blew over. The V1.
And the V2. And the victory. Oh,

terrible. Oh,

there you are, Auntie. I wonder where
you've gone.

I shan't be long.

We're just waiting for Vera Lynn.

Vera Lynn. Oh, that brings back
memories.

Down in the Anderson shelter with a
lantern.

And when you came up, you weren't sure
you'd find your house or a big hole.

Did I mention she comes from Dredden?

Talking about bombs reminds me this
whole street was littered with

bombs.

Bombs everywhere.

Exploded and unexploded.

Well, why don't we talk about something
more cheerful?

Yes, after all, we don't want to spend
the whole day talking about the war, do

we? No, no, I think Gran's right.

I think you should spend the whole day
remembering things.

That's why Rona came over, isn't it? To
invite you both over.

That's right.

Why don't you come to my place and watch
the whole thing in peace?

Oh, would you mind, Bill? It's going on
till five o 'clock.

No, not at all. You go and enjoy
yourself, Mum. Oh, no.

I couldn't drag you away on bank
holiday.

No, we don't mind. All we want's what's
nicest for you.

Well, very thoughtful of you.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm sorry for Jen. She wouldn't see her
old gran.

Oh, I don't mind, honestly.

Oh, right.

Now, where's my handbag? Oh, here's my
cardigan. Well, that's all decided.

in deep darkness.

Hello,

I'm

Bill. Hi, you must be Sophie.

This is Jenny.

Pleased to meet you.

might go in via the garden as it's so
nice this way it's such a lovely day

just round here i'm sure you'll like it

We'll be off then, shall we? Okay.

Come on.

Not a moment to lose.

Let's get our skates on. I don't want to
miss the land, girls.

More than the Americans did.

Interesting. Very interesting.

A net built by a mutant who wakes up
every 50 years to beat people's livers.

A water tank.

Oh, that's not interesting.

There must have been a bathroom in here
before.

Empty or not?

Yeah, I suppose so. You know where they
are.

Thanks. I'll do something grudgingly for
you sometime.

This way.

Do you often go in this way?

Oh, yes, we use it all the time in the
nice weather.

Watch out for that.

Here we are.

Sorry. Wrong gate.

Here we are.

This way.

This is it.

Oh dear.

Never mind.

I'll put the kettle on. Do sit down.

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah.

Quite an adventure.

Could I possibly use the bathroom?

Of course. I'll show you.

Clive, we forgot Gran's cushion.

Oh, that is all right.

I'll get it.

Shall I have another go?

If you like.

Be careful to keep it over the joists.
Right.

We may have to hack away more wool.

Dad, Clive's gran's going now.

Oh. You're coming. In a minute.

How'd it go?

Good thing she saw the funny side.

Yeah?

She's quite amazing, really.

Jane, um...

I was wondering, does this mean that you
and... No, don't get all panicky.

There's plenty of time.

I wouldn't bet on it. You're not getting
any younger.

Come on, your mum will be worrying.

They'll be down in a second.

Thanks for everything, Bill. We had a
lovely day.

Good.

I'm sorry about Hitler.

I really didn't know it was happening.

Forget about it.

I look forward to meeting your mother
the next time.

Yes.

Bye, Sophie.

Goodbye. I'm sorry about Hitler.

Don't worry.

Jenny, I hope you will forgive an old
lady. But before I go, I would like you

have this.

It was my own grandmother's.

No. Ah, I mean it.

The thing is, Sophie, don't you think
you should hold on to it for a while?

After all, a lot might happen before I
might ever use it. No.

Let me tell you all.

There is one thing that anyone, wherever
they have come from, whoever has lived

through a war knows.

Show how you feel now.

Today.

You never know, the next bomb might fall
on you.