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And now tonight's classic movie.
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Viewers are warned that the subject
matter involves characters who react
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frank and unrestrained language.
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Oh, now I want to record this for ages.
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It's all right, we'll take over this
suede concert.
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No!
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Some horror thing!
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That's mine.
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I haven't watched that.
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Oh, no, it's a good bit.
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What's all that for?
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I'll do the videos. I don't think so.
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If that happens, I'll not have the
beginning.
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Oh, never mind.
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What are you doing in here?
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Just looking at it.
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It's great, isn't it?
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Well, there's no going back now.
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Here, I made you some Complan.
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You feeling less faint now?
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I think so.
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I'll let in a bit of fresh air.
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Better?
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Good.
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Let's have another look at the chart.
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I should still be ovulating.
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into your groin? From round my neck.
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Well, I don't know. They work for a
witch on Robert Kilroy's silk.
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Shall we get on with things?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Tony? Hmm?
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Aren't you coming upstairs?
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Thought I was upstairs.
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No, look, it's the living room, see?
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Oh, yeah.
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Coming up, then.
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I don't think I can.
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Is it the twigs? No, not the twigs. We
don't have to use the twigs. They're
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optional. Plenty of people have twigless
babies. Would you prefer the whale
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music?
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What a new batch. They're supposed to be
very good. The rhythms of nature.
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What do you think?
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The gibbon grove in Madagascar during
pairing season.
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The Indian jungle on Midsummer's Night.
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How about a 20 -tonne humpback off the
coast of Gibraltar?
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Is it going to work?
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Well, it's just swimming around, I
think.
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Is it going to make you conceive?
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Well, it might. Do we don't know? Do we
try?
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Rona,
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you're all getting too much for me.
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You're not giving up on me now, are you?
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Perhaps you should try with somebody
else.
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Don't you want to carry on?
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Well, the mind is willing, but the flesh
is... I think... Sorry.
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No.
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All right, I understand.
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I suppose it was to be expected, really.
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It's not a pretty fate for a man, after
all, is it?
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To be kept in a house by an insatiable
woman, making impossible demands
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on him day and night.
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forcing him to have sex with her over
and over and
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over and over.
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Why do we have to go upstairs when all
we need is downstairs?
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Such as what?
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Well, this for a start.
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What have you made them?
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Lemon meringue pie.
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Yum, yum, big fun. They're not for us.
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Where did you get those shoulder pads?
Are they mine?
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They're out today.
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Didn't you know?
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Put them back where you found them.
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Not on the laptop.
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Oh, no.
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Here, wipe off.
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Didn't cut up anything on these and not
leave any blood.
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Get rid of this and wash your hands.
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Just a minute. What have you been
cutting up in here?
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Nothing much.
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Not in there, in here.
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You're using that. This one? the hands.
That one's for food.
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And don't put your hands on the tea
towel.
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What? We always used to. It's different
now. We're not playing at this anymore.
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We're... What do you mean, nothing much?
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Nothing.
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You are not to conduct any of your weird
experiments or cut up anything on these
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worktops. Understand?
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What about that?
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Not even him.
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Why is it all up for him to clean his
work boots on? Where?
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Just there. Oh, wonderful.
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to the edge of Mount Etna.
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Oh, the Blues Brothers.
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Great. I'm keeping it.
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Why are you recording Channel 4 now? I'm
not.
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You are.
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Switch to the video channel.
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Yes, yes. Look, I'm recording this.
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What?
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Please don't eject! No!
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You did it on purpose, don't you? You
know I love that film.
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Mum? What?
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I've got a minute. Does it look like it?
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Club will be here in a minute. Hey, just
for the dress rehearsal.
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We've got tonight?
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Yes, but, well... Oh,
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they're still soggy at the bottom.
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What's the matter with them?
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What? I need to talk to you about
something.
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Oh, can't it wait?
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I'll have to put them... back and hope
for the best.
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Why have you got so much pastry left?
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It's about the show.
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You've been practising your song for
weeks, haven't you? Yes. Oh, there you
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Oh, it's for Keith, basically. Well,
I'll have to put the extra in the fridge
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for now.
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Can't you stop for a minute?
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I've told you, this is my work now.
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Why don't you talk it over with Father?
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With Dad?
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Yeah. He might be surprised how
understanding he is. You git.
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Right.
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That's it.
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You've done this once too often. I'm
pulling her... That's your plug,
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First lot must be set by now.
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Now we'll see who's boss, shall we? Who
chooses which channel to record?
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Not so tough with your current turned
up, are you?
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Just making a technical adjustment
there.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine, thanks.
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Any sign of my...
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Where's Rona?
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Hello,
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babe. Come on, baby.
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Jane! I'm just coming.
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Well, come in, come in.
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How are the old brewers going?
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All right. Getting nervous about the big
night, are we?
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It's just a concert in the school hall.
Well, if you need a hand... No, well...
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Bill, can you make a cup for Clive?
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When are you going to fix this wire?
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Hopeless with anything electrical.
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Hi, Bill.
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You look good.
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Thanks. I just have to do my lipstick.
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Exactly. Um... Are you wearing the right
to... Fine.
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Clive, we're going to be late.
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Hello, Jenny.
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Hello, Charlene.
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This is Charlene.
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She's in the show, too.
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Oh, uh... How do you, uh...
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Oh, God.
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Well, there's yours, anyway.
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Bill, can I ask you something technical?
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What, now?
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How do you make small breasts bigger?
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Ferdinand Crute. Not chicken breasts.
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Real breasts.
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I've told you before, Ben. Arnold
Schwarzenegger isn't natural. You're
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you are.
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Not mine.
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Pass me that saucepan.
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Why this sudden entry?
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Oh, I just wondered.
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If you saw someone and they looked...
bigger than they were before, what would
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you think?
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Probably a wonder bra.
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A wonder bra?
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Yes, you must have seen them in the
shops.
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No. They're all great.
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They take what you've got, push it and
sort of squeeze it all up to the top.
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How do you mean?
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Well, you start with this.
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Where is she?
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Bill. She's probably lost into a baby
dream again. Bill, something's up with
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Jenny. I think you should talk to her.
You talk to her. I'm busy. I can't talk
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to her about this.
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Her life's on. She must be in. I'd
better go and get her or we'll never get
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anything done tonight.
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I know I got you one ages ago.
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Where was it?
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My sock drawer.
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That is not funny.
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All right, you can go now.
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I want to see you play.
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Look, this is private. I just want to
mellow out with a blues session.
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Go on.
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I'm dead.
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All right, but don't break the mood once
I've started.
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Count me in for four, all right? OK.
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Come on.
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laid ones. Well, how difficult can it
be?
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You can only suck or blow.
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Count me in again.
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One, two, three, four.
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Well, what are you staring at?
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Well, I thought you'd gone to the show.
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Where's Mum?
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Well, she's talking to Rona about some
food.
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I might have known.
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That's all she ever cares about these
days.
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Just go back up and talk to her. Yeah,
you better.
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So don't remember. We'll be over in a
minute.
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Well?
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That's that.
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Where's Tony?
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Go sleep up.
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Nothing will wake him up tonight.
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Where did they come from?
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Pizza Hut.
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With a medium deep pan, regular diet
Coke and two poisonous reptiles of your
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choice for 4 .95.
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How should I know?
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I must have got in through the window.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know about you, but I'm not
planning on doing anything.
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What if we inch very slowly towards the
door?
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Good idea.
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nearer the door.
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All right.
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No, I don't think they like that idea.
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Oh, I'm going to have to move in a
minute. My legs are going dead.
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Just be your legs if you make a
movement.
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Well, what's your suggestion?
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Wait here for the flying mongoose?
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How long do snakes live?
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I don't know.
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Not David Attenborough. Why?
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We must live longer than snakes.
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Are you suggesting we just wait here
till they drop dead?
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Yes. Well, don't they charm snakes in
India? I don't understand.
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Well, play them some music with stereos
on.
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Well, I'm not touching it.
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The remote's just down here.
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Watch out.
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All I have to do is change it from
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tape to tape.
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pacified them.
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What is this CD?
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Seventies Gold, Volume 18.
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Is it working?
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Well, if it isn't, death's not going to
seem so unwelcome.
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I want to look like a bleak dog in front
of the whole school.
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But that's a porter family tradition.
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I knew you wouldn't understand.
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You're a man.
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Yeah, that's right. I don't understand.
I don't know anything.
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I don't even know what a wonder bra is.
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What about the show?
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You saw Charlene.
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Not just before Clive and me.
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Who's going to want to see St Michael's
Mount when they've been marvelling at
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the Himalayas?
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It's going to be totally, utterly
humiliating. She's not that wonderful.
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It's all right for you. You've never had
to worry about things like that. Oh,
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no?
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It was Christopher Tuck for a start.
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Who? When we were at school.
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Christopher Tuck.
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He was captain of the football team.
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He was captain of the rugby team.
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He'd have been captain of the Titanic if
it involved wearing shorts.
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Whenever we split into basketball teams,
he'd always be in skins, I would always
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be in shirts.
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Everybody knew I wobbled when I ran.
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I don't see what that's got to do with
it.
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You didn't see him in the showers.
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I used to pray to God, please don't let
me have to shower next to Christopher
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Tuck. I'd be suicidal for a week.
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You mean he was... Unbelievably.
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He only had to appear in his swimming
costume and the RE mistress would faint.
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Then one day, I bumped into Susan
Woolley, the girl we married.
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Guess what?
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They got divorced after two weeks. I
asked her why.
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She said he was hopeless in bed.
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He only cared about himself.
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Do you see?
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I think so.
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Appearances don't matter in the long
run. It's what you are.
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Of course.
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Now I've got a complete log in my
trousers, I have it both ways.
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Still have to go on after Charlene,
though. That's true. What time does it
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start? Pugsley!
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It started.
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Not much time, then.
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What?
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We have to think of something to help
Jen out. She's going on after Charlene.
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Charlene Tipton.
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Why, what's she doing?
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Her Madonna impression.
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The front row may explode.
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Think fast, Mr. Motto.
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Can I have what Jen needs?
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It's the right builder.
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Why did you get this?
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I thought it was going to be your
birthday present.
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Brilliant. Jen, get your things.
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We have the technology here.
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No,
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that's not working either.
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Next one.
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How about this?
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Nate's going to be charmed by Papa Joe,
by the sweet.
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He might be.
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They won't. It's terrible.
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00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,470
Try another one. All right, all right.
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It's a program called Harem. I don't
know.
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Yes, it is. Listen.
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This was on top of the pops the night we
moved into our house.
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Do you remember? You came over and
offered us a cup of tea.
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00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,950
Yes. I thought it was really nice of
you.
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00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:25,369
Of course, now I realise that, in fact,
both our removal men were wearing little
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vests.
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It's not that.
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I was just being nice.
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Even the blonde one?
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He wasn't really blonde.
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00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,380
Ah.
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Hold me.
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00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,589
He'd had his hair highlighted to look
like... I don't know, some footballer. I
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00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,640
can't remember.
325
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,840
Probably looks like Bobby Charlton by
now.
326
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,200
Your mum came over and tried to make you
come back here.
327
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:47,850
She was always worrying about me.
328
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,200
That's before we were knocked through.
329
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,370
Ditto.
330
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,820
Before I had Jenny.
331
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,370
What?
332
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,630
Oh, nothing.
333
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,939
She wanted me to talk to her about
something earlier on, but I was too busy
334
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,990
the new kitchen.
335
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,630
I'm sure she understands how important
it is to you.
336
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,910
Oh, is it?
337
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,660
When we moved into that house, it was a
place to make a family.
338
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,730
Now it's been converted into a cottage
industry.
339
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,449
I've been so... caught up in the idea of
it all. I didn't really stop to think
340
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how it was going to change everything
till today.
341
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,580
It's funny how you can get too close to
an idea, isn't it?
342
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,960
Yeah.
343
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I don't really care whether I have a
baby or not now.
344
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,580
What?
345
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,290
What's all this with Tony, then?
346
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,840
Exactly.
347
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:37,630
What's all this with Tony?
348
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:40,710
I mean, of course I wanted it to start
with.
349
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:44,710
But as it went on and on...
350
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,050
No.
351
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:50,440
I realise that when it's stopped, he'd
think I want him to leave.
352
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,920
Don't you want him to?
353
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,060
Well, I never had any pressure to make a
relationship, so it just happened.
354
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,000
Well, why don't you tell him?
355
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,560
I might change things.
356
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,080
It might all go wrong like before.
357
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,770
Well, if you don't try, you'll never
find out.
358
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,050
No.
359
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,700
You know what's happened. This music's
charmed us. Get rid of it.
360
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:17,670
What's that?
361
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,720
Sounds like our car.
362
00:22:19,721 --> 00:22:21,779
Did you switch everything off in the
kitchen?
363
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,830
Yes, don't worry.
364
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,110
Now what?
365
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:28,060
Oh, I don't know. That CD was a dead
loss.
366
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,520
How about some radio?
367
00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,070
Don't rest, rehearsal.
368
00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:59,129
You don't get people saying, please, can
I go to the toilet in the middle of a
369
00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:01,009
Royal Shakespeare Company production.
370
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:02,060
This is no exception.
371
00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:03,890
Cue the introductory music!
372
00:24:35,621 --> 00:24:42,729
to see so many of you lovely people here
tonight, and we would especially like
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to welcome all the representatives of
the school on board.
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We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the
show, and
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00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:56,809
please remember that no matter who you
are and what you do to live, thrive, and
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survive, there are still some things
that make us all the same.
377
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,330
Sweetheart miss.
378
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,410
Sweetheart miss.
379
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,530
Sugar the kiss.
380
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,830
Sugar the kiss.
381
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,880
I need you, you, you.
382
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,200
I need you, you, you.
383
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,500
I need you, you, you. In the morning.
384
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,580
You, you, you. When my soul's on fire.
385
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,970
You, you, you.
386
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,300
Sometimes I feel.
387
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,620
I feel a little sad inside.
388
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,820
When my bed in the street's dead.
389
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,800
I need you, you, you.
390
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,000
I need you, you, you.
391
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,380
I need you, you, you.
392
00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:16,139
I need you. You know, people, when you
do find a special somebody, hold that
393
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:19,339
woman, hold that man, love him, please
him, squeeze her, please her, hold,
394
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:22,739
squeeze, please that person, get them
all your love, signify your feelings
395
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:26,039
every jealous arrest, because it's so
important to have that special somebody
396
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,600
all kiss and squeeze and please.
397
00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:43,829
We got this.
398
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:44,880
Sugar the kiss.
399
00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:46,180
Sugar the kiss.
400
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,210
I need you, you, you.
401
00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:50,590
I need you, you, you.
402
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:56,930
I need you, you, you. When my soul's on
fire.
403
00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:00,090
When I need someone around.
404
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,450
I need you, you, you.
405
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,879
Sent them into a coma. Nothing will...
406
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:35,859
Well, I'll say one thing for this
407
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:36,910
evening.
408
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,840
You've given us plenty of time to stop
and think.
409
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:44,460
Yes. We must get trapped by escaped
reptiles regularly.
410
00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:46,190
How so?
411
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,630
No, you're right.
412
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,880
What's that outside?
413
00:27:51,401 --> 00:27:53,769
Someone's got a bonfire.
414
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:58,320
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