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We're all waiting for you.
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I mean, as fast as I can.
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Oh, come on. I don't want to be all
night.
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I finished ages ago.
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That's because you only eat cabbage,
leaves and beans.
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Well, was it all right?
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Why can't we have interesting -shaped
chips like everyone else?
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No -one has straight ones anymore.
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I don't mind them being straight.
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They're just so fat.
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Oh, thank you very much. They're gross.
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Like huge, fat, wide slugs on a plate.
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Why can't we just have oven ones?
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Because I make them from these things
called potatoes.
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Your history teacher will explain.
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Can I have some more coffee? You're
doing that on purpose. You've only got
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mouthful left. I'm hungry.
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Ben? New Land Rover Discovery comes in
an immobiliser now.
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Oh, good.
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What did you think?
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Hmm? The food.
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Oh, yes, it was delicious.
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See? Your father has no complaints.
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This is torture.
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Can I leave now?
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I suppose so.
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Most people have curly ones now, or ones
that are crisscrossed. Well, I think
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I'll just go and kill myself.
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Mother of poo in suicide riddle.
Straight fat chip shame woman plunges
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into deep fat fryer after unfashionable
French fries jive.
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You finished?
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Um... Yes, you have.
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Shall I clear away and do the washing
up? Oh, yes, please.
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I'm finished.
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Dad, can I use the big stereo? Borrow
the CD.
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Well?
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We're going to clear away.
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Yeah, I just want to finish this road
test.
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I can hear your television.
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Mum! Mum, make it shut down!
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I can't hear you!
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Oh, he's started, hasn't he?
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So, what have the builders done today?
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See for yourself.
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Yes.
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Well, it's coming on.
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Rome wasn't built in a day.
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They must have had our builders.
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Let me do that. You go and relax.
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Who's this, then?
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Shaka -deems and pliers.
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Pliers?
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Yeah, you did that.
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Shut up!
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So, uh, which is which? What? Which one?
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Pliers!
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Does it matter?
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No.
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Oh,
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God.
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David! And now, let's take a look at
this great record.
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If anyone lets me hear them.
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What are you listening to?
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the night of the living dead in that
room.
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I mean, what are they going to do when
they grow up?
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At least you and I can carry on some
semblance of a normal conversation.
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I'm just talking to myself, aren't I?
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in that fuse box to the Antiques
Roadshow years ago.
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Everybody else has proper upstairs and
downstairs fuses.
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I need to make them properly then.
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Here, here we go. There's the problem,
you see.
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Oh, yes.
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Somebody's put a bit of toilet in the
box.
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Now, now, be careful with it. They're
very fragile. If you smashed it, we
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couldn't connect the power again.
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How long for?
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Oh, at least till tomorrow. We'll have
to manage without the TV and the stereo
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until then.
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Yes.
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I can't find the fuse wire. It's usually
on top of the box. Fuse wire?
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What's it look like? It's wrapped around
a piece of card.
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Does it say Empire Fuse Wire 3 and 11?
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Yeah, that's it. Have you seen it?
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Don't worry, it'll turn up sooner or
later.
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He had some.
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Dad's lost the fuse wire.
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Oh, dear.
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There's no roping this time of night.
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Oh, God.
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Well, looks like we'll just have to
spend an old -fashioned family evening
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talking to each other.
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How was work today?
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Thought Christine might have said
something funny.
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You know, that she does sometimes.
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She can be very funny.
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When?
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Well, quite funny in an insulting sort
of way.
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David, tell us about those girls in your
class.
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What? Are they still after you, you
know?
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Why would they do that?
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Well, it looks as if they think you're
rather... Mum, please.
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So, Jenny, how are things with Clive at
the moment?
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Well, you should know. You took a box of
live cockroaches round with parents.
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Isn't this better than just sitting here
glued to the television?
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What time's Top Gear on?
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8 .30.
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Just be starting now.
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Oh, so you've got comedy on BBC One?
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No, they're all terrible.
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Jeremy Clarkson's looking at E -Type
Jack.
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I don't know why Jeremy Clarkson doesn't
just stuff all those cars down his
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underpants and walk about going, ooh, I
think I'm having an orgasm, ooh, it's
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got swing cams!
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He's an expert in his field.
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Yes, you'd be a muddy one somewhere in
Yorkshire.
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Still be nerds in Animax.
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Could have watched it on the portable.
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Oh, I was going to watch Games Master on
that.
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Oh, let's all give way to culture.
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Well, it's my telly and I wanted to...
What are you doing?
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We haven't even got the television and
you're just sitting here arguing about
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what we would be watching.
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Top gear.
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opportunity to all be together very
often, so let's just enjoy it, shall we?
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How? It's boring.
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No, it isn't. What do you think families
did before they could argue over four
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television channels?
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I'll remember that. We used to argue
over two.
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Wasn't really even worth it. One side
was just total bilge, and the other side
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had blokes dressed in dinner jackets
talking poncy.
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If anyone came round, we had to pretend
we were watching AJP Taylor.
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If someone came round with some
woodbinds, then we could switch back to
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Miles. Michael Miles?
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He was a quiz master.
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He could produce five -pound notes from
any part of his body.
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Boys at school reckoned he had a
printing press shoved up his... I was
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about before that.
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He had the radio.
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The Victorians didn't. Do you know what
they had?
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Rickets.
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Yes, but... And hypoids. And worms in
their stomachs. They didn't have
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transmitted to them.
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Some of them had that as well.
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They had evenings at home.
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Poetry readings, musical evenings.
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Only if you were rich, not the likes of
us.
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This time of the evening, if this was
Victorian times, I'd have been down the
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sewers all day, you and Jen had been
down the mill, and David would be
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to his shorts, stuffed up a chimney.
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Oh, I bet the girls in your class would
like that.
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Come home at midnight, wheeze, gulp down
a dead dog.
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then go upstairs and cough up blood till
daybreak. It was misery.
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The point is, it doesn't have to be
boring.
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I know.
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Why don't we all play a game?
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What game?
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Charades. Oh, God, anything but that.
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OK, then, how about give us a clue? Oh,
yeah, that's better.
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Right!
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We are.
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One for you.
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One for you.
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One for you, one for me. Now, you all
have to write down the title of
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and give it to someone else to mine.
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Not a television programme.
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Or a film that's been on television.
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first one, shall I?
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There we are.
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That's a television programme.
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No, isn't it? It's a book.
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It was on the telly. No, it wasn't. Yes,
it was, but that bloke I don't like,
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you know. Anthony Andrews? No, no, the
dark one.
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It was in that detective thing.
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Lovejoy? The Geordie one.
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Jimmy thing. No, he was a policeman. He
wasn't a detective.
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No, no, no.
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Haggit, the Scottish one.
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Dr Finlay. No, no.
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He's in one of those Haggit for Christie
things.
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Miss Marvel?
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Yes, that's it, John Thorpe. What are
you doing?
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You're just talking about the television
again.
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It was in it on the telly. Right, I'll
do another one.
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Look, I didn't choose it. All right.
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Five words.
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First word.
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The.
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Fourth word.
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The.
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The whole thing is.
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The tart with the rabies.
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Shut up. I'm not going to do it.
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Come on, David. Guess properly.
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Do it again.
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I've got it. What? I can take out the
fuse for the power and switch it for the
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one with the lights.
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I was enjoying that. Oh, Ben, you just
got boring. Well, we don't have to
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anymore. I can switch the fuses over and
it'll be back to normal.
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It'll stop the burn.
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What's it supposed to do, then?
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It must have been different to the power
fuse.
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Thinner. Well, there you are.
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Well, that was hard to know. The TV uses
fat electricity.
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We're worse off now than we were before.
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What's the next idea? Pull the roof off
the house?
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We could still have a nice evening
together.
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How?
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Well, it'll be all right. The heating's
gas.
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Yes, but the hot water's pumped round
the radiators by electricity.
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Put your finger back in the water.
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I'm freezing already.
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It's going to be three degrees below
tonight.
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Anyone want one?
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Well,
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something to do.
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Why don't we turn on the oven?
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Yes, then we can all huddle round it and
sing campfire songs.
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I suppose that'll provide some heat for
the house.
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All right, then, I'll do it.
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What are you doing? Getting some ice
cubes for Dad's finger.
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Oh, no, you don't. What?
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I know you. You'd think it was funny to
put ice cubes down my back in a freezing
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cold hell.
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Look, I swear to God.
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Yes, well, if you want ice, I'll do it.
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I'm so cute!
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You didn't think it would happen? I
didn't. I was going to put ice cubes
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your back.
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I hate you.
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Change those things quickly.
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What's happened in there?
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Put your finger back in the water.
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Oh, this stuff's ruined.
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These gato were for a job.
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Shall I help you?
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Not even one slice.
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I'm sorry.
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This isn't turning out how I hoped.
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It's not your fault.
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No, it's not my fault.
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Not my fault at all.
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I just thought it'd be nice if we could
spend the evening together in a nice,
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quiet house.
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Well, you've got your wish.
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It's just... We seem to spend no time at
all just enjoying each other.
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These things should happen sometimes.
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You're not responsible.
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There must be some solution to all this.
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Couldn't even find the fuse wire when we
had lights.
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No.
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No, you couldn't.
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Bill?
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Are you getting at something here?
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Ben.
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I've just remembered.
256
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,890
I've got a phone roller.
257
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,360
Sit down for a while. I'll make you some
coffee.
258
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,730
We could try again in a minute.
259
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:08,940
A minute?
260
00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:12,869
Five minutes, then. Oh, five minutes,
yeah.
261
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:15,899
I don't think I can.
262
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,550
Oh, come on.
263
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,750
This is killing me, Rona.
264
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,139
I mean, look at me.
265
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,469
How much longer is it all going on for?
266
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,810
How long does it take?
267
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:31,070
Cheer up. I'm sure we're within inches
now.
268
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,190
You might be, but I certainly won't.
269
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,460
Not in five minutes.
270
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:39,170
You said you were convinced now it was
all right. No, I'm not.
271
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,000
We've tried everything, Rona.
272
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,800
Fertility cycle, special diet.
273
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:49,679
Oh, yes, I meant to ask you, what sort
of underpants have you been wearing?
274
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,579
I don't remember wearing any underpants
for the best part of a month.
275
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,860
When you're not here.
276
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,350
I'm always here.
277
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:59,039
No, it's important. I read it somewhere.
They mustn't be tight or it squeezes
278
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,519
everything too much. Are they too tight?
I don't think so.
279
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,580
Well, I got you these to make sure.
280
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,410
What do I do, wear them or camp out in
them?
281
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,260
Did you do your best for me?
282
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,490
Yeah.
283
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,310
Yeah, I did.
284
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:19,990
Thanks.
285
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,450
Would you just pop the bulb of this
between your legs?
286
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:32,519
I don't want them dropping below the
optimum temperature while we're down
287
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,679
You know, I never realised when I took
this on it would require all this
288
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equipment.
289
00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:45,179
Conception AIDS you've been getting.
It's like having sex in a toy shop.
290
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,540
just exaggerating.
291
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:51,120
Could you, um... Hello?
292
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,310
Yeah.
293
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,590
Bill.
294
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,130
Hello?
295
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,130
Yeah?
296
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,470
What's the panic?
297
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,550
No.
298
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,959
No, I haven't. I've got circuit break.
He's dead.
299
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,010
What's the trouble?
300
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,690
Well, I suppose I could spare you a few
minutes.
301
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,640
I'll meet you outside.
302
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,980
What things? Hang on.
303
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,420
Sticky tape.
304
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,870
Yes.
305
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,120
Big chrome rings.
306
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,779
What, like big curtain rings?
307
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,830
Yes.
308
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,860
Strong twine.
309
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,100
Medium -sized cane.
310
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:36,720
And a very strong magnet.
311
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,620
Big, but shaped to fit a small hole.
312
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:44,379
I'll go upstairs and get them.
313
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,650
What's going on? Have you got all the
things?
314
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,520
Yes. Come on. Walk casually in case
anyone's watching.
315
00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:21,709
You said you wanted a strong one. Just
keep your voice down.
316
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,590
You know this is highly illegal.
317
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:27,929
It's a letter addressed to me. I'm not
stealing it from anyone and I need it
318
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:28,829
back now.
319
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:35,789
Yes, I know, but I just... Come on,
320
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,840
Prince.
321
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,220
Come on, boy.
322
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,540
Come on.
323
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,200
The other one stopped her just in time.
324
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,260
Oh, just ignore it. She made her own
little gibbet and everything.
325
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:12,960
And we've no one else to leave our cat
with when we go away.
326
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,600
Come to bed, Dora.
327
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,240
circuit breakers, not fuses.
328
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,160
Yes. Yes, that's right. She has.
329
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,760
What's the good news?
330
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:53,359
The good news is while we were down in
the cellar doing
331
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,819
our envelopes the other day when we
forgot to post them, which is why I
332
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,580
them earlier, Rona just happened to
notice where our spare fuse wire was.
333
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,100
She didn't say anything at the time.
334
00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:09,959
Why would she? The fuses hadn't blown
then. But while I was round there, she
335
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,379
remembered and she's told me just where
to look for it.
336
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,600
Mum, we know what you've been doing.
337
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,820
Oh? Do you?
338
00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:21,859
You went and got some fuse wire from
somewhere because we were being so
339
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,000
horrible, didn't you?
340
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,400
Yes, that's exactly right.
341
00:22:27,401 --> 00:22:33,399
We've all been talking and we decided
that we weren't paying you enough
342
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,480
attention earlier on.
343
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,269
So, we've all agreed to spend the
evening together.
344
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,710
Just like you wanted.
345
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,530
Right?
346
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:44,710
Right.
347
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,140
That's very nice of you all.
348
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,210
After all, it wasn't your fault about
the fuse, was it?
349
00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:52,759
Where's your father?
350
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,930
Gone up to the loft and set some board
games.
351
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,540
Ben? Ah!
352
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,770
I think you'd better come up here.
353
00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:14,670
What are you doing?
354
00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:15,940
Holding up the roof?
355
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,670
I lost my balance. Fell against the roof
tie.
356
00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:20,309
Where is it?
357
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,360
It broke in two.
358
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,160
No!
359
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:26,070
How on earth did you manage to lose your
balance?
360
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:29,460
Like that.
361
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,060
Probably having a quick snog.
362
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,080
Or something else.
363
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,300
They wouldn't do that, would they?
364
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,930
We're still awake.
365
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,840
That doesn't usually stop them.
366
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,390
They're always at it. I can hear them
when I'm watching The Word.
367
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,730
You see?
368
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,440
Oh, God, how could they?
369
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,880
I don't want to listen.
370
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,230
I do.
371
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,650
David!
372
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,810
It's interesting.
373
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,090
Look, we'll go to you off the licence
for a while.
374
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:18,910
I'm just getting going.
375
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:21,450
Look at a box of chocolates.
376
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,650
We can have them while we play the game.
377
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,390
A big box? If you like.
378
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:26,720
Come on!
379
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:34,510
Oh, no.
380
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,690
I'm coming over to you. Well, be
careful.
381
00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:59,070
Before we go any further, there's
something I need to know.
382
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:00,440
What?
383
00:25:00,441 --> 00:25:03,049
If you let go of that, the roof might
come down, right?
384
00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,630
That could well happen, yes.
385
00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:09,049
So, er, you can't really move from
there? Well, I wasn't planning to in the
386
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,100
future, no.
387
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,160
Whatever happens.
388
00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:12,320
I suppose so.
389
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,660
Why?
390
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:17,980
There's something I've got to tell you.
What?
391
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,830
I... What?
392
00:25:21,841 --> 00:25:26,029
I feel responsible for this whole
evening.
393
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,080
Why?
394
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:32,109
I found the fuse wire when we were in
the cellar and I put it in a stamped
395
00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:35,009
addressed envelope and posted it to get
rid of it so you wouldn't be able to
396
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,029
change the fuse.
397
00:25:36,030 --> 00:25:37,080
Yeah?
398
00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:42,050
I had to do it. We needed to spend some
time together as a family.
399
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,760
But it's all right.
400
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:46,500
I've got it back.
401
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:47,980
I've got it here.
402
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,210
I'll just slip it into your pocket,
shall I?
403
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:52,730
Then you know where it is.
404
00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:57,160
You do understand?
405
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,070
I think so, yes.
406
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:04,969
Good. As I see it, if you hadn't have
taken the fuse wire, I'd have been
407
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:08,090
downstairs now, in the warm, watching
Top Gear.
408
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:11,220
Instead of which, I'm trapped up here
with you like this.
409
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:13,650
Yes. But you're not angry?
410
00:26:13,651 --> 00:26:17,429
No, no, I think I can cope with just
about that much. One more thing might
411
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,480
done it.
412
00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:19,540
Thanks.
413
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:22,260
Do you think you can hold this for a
while?
414
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,500
Why?
415
00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:27,109
Well, then I'd be free to force open the
trapdoor again, wouldn't I?
416
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,490
Oh, yes.
417
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,130
Right.
418
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,620
No, I'm not sure.
419
00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:33,599
What now?
420
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,860
Well, what happens then?
421
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:38,250
Well, then I'd go downstairs and find
something to prop this up in.
422
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,940
Yeah, I see.
423
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,860
Well, it's not very heavy, but be
careful.
424
00:26:42,861 --> 00:26:43,899
I will.
425
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,100
OK, now, brace yourself.
426
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,740
Yeah. I'm letting go.
427
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,750
Now!
428
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,220
I told you, it hasn't been that bad an
evening yet.
429
00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:05,230
After all, I haven't really... Are you
all right?
430
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,540
Don't panic!
431
00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:12,210
All right,
432
00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:16,980
did it?
433
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:20,770
Can you see the steps?
434
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,350
I left the torch on the bed.
435
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,430
I'll have to jump for it. Be careful.
436
00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:55,239
I'll let myself out, shall I?
437
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,790
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