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You made sure David went up on time.
Yeah.
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He wanted to stay out all night and play
this. He wouldn't leave it alone. I
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told him. It could affect his brain if
he wasn't careful.
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How's Jenny?
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About half past one.
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Half past three?
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Oh, now I've been sliced in half by the
whirling dervish.
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Oh, dear.
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Can't you stop for a minute?
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What? Now?
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Peter Snow had to put his toys away at
quarter past eleven. It's only fair.
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I just got the Sphinx with a poisonous
breath.
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What's this card?
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That's from next door.
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Why have you addressed it to you?
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I didn't kill her dog.
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Neither did I.
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Holiday greetings from the Jungfrau.
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This is the mountain path Leonard and I
climbed this afternoon.
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The shape in the distance is the von
Trapp family fleeing back to the Nazis.
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What time is it?
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She left a note for you.
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Dear Mother.
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Oh, God.
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Unfortunately, I can't seem to get into
the kitchen to check the ironing basket
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as you, in sarcastic -looking letters,
are in there still, underlined three
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times, making bourgeois titbits for
middle -class politicians.
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It's a buffet social for the Liberal
Democrat Club. What's that got to do
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politics? I thought you said Paddy
Ashdown will be there. His secretary
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couldn't be sure if he was coming or
not.
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Well, that certainly makes a chance.
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We were lucky to get this job.
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Normally two little old ladies in the
party do it for nothing. What happened?
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They told him to stuff it and joined
Labour.
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Have you ironed my cream shirt yet?
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I want to wear it to go out tomorrow.
Oh, no.
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I hate this stupid grunge look.
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It's the fashion.
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You wear all your old rubbish.
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We used to call it poverty, remember?
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No, we were too poor for poverty.
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You know, when I was young, we really
were quite poor.
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So were we.
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But despite that, we were miserable.
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I used to look at my mum, exhausted from
shopping and cooking and her job at the
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factory, and think, it's got to be
different to this.
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Yeah.
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What?
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It!
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Life!
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I mean, what chance did we really have?
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They used to fill girls' heads with all
that rubbish about princesses and
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wedding dresses, and then when you're
still dazed, they'd chain you to a till
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Woolworth's and say, there you are,
that's your lot, girly.
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They do abortions during the lunch break
behind the pick and mix.
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I mean, these boys could escape if they
wanted to travel, liked aeroplanes and
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wearing uniforms.
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Yeah, but I didn't have the figure for
an air hostess.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Well, we haven't done too badly.
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Both got their own businesses.
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Yes, just wish there was more work.
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Oh, it'll pick up.
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Do you want to hand me the rubbish?
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No.
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You can come round later and show me how
to undo my safety belt.
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Coffee, tea, or me?
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Hello?
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Yes, please, please.
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Yes, my name's, um... Porter!
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Yes. Very suspicious.
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Well, when I looked at them, they drove
off.
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Yes, I did. It was, um...
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They're coming right away.
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Nothing there now.
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Well, they drove off when I saw them.
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What were they doing? They were acting
suspiciously. How?
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They were putting things in their car.
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What things?
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I couldn't see.
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Then how do you know they're acting
suspiciously? They look suspicious
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How? Oh, don't keep saying how like
that. It's like being interrogated by
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Dynage.
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Well, what did they look like? I
couldn't see. It was dark.
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So? You couldn't see what they looked
like and you couldn't see what they were
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doing. I didn't have to. I know what
they were doing. They were burgling next
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door. It was obvious.
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How?
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What else would they be doing at this
time of night?
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Lots of things. Such as what?
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Well, drug dealing, prostitution,
journalism.
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They were loading things into their car.
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Perhaps you gave them to them. She's on
holiday, remember?
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But we don't know that. Yes, we do.
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No, we don't. Yes, we do. No, we don't.
Yes, we do. We do, do, do, do. All
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right, then.
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that they might not be in there?
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Mr and Mrs Grimes!
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Are you in there?
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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If you can hear me in Switzerland, get
on a plane and answer your door!
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Now, that's what I call a dead parrot!
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They might still be in there.
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It doesn't mean that somebody hasn't got
in there.
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How?
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you ranty.
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There's no sign of any windows or the
door being forced.
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And why hasn't that gone off?
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It's a fake.
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What? Loads of people have them. They
look like burglar alarms. They're just
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empty boxes.
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did we do that? I've got a key.
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Sorry.
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I panicked.
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You've been smoking marijuana.
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Why aren't you asleep?
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Frank Zappa went without sleep for ten
days once.
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Yes, and he christened his child Moon
Unit.
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Great. Back to bed, waste disposal unit.
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Oh, I want to see the word.
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Well, Shina, talk's down your pyjamas.
It amounts to the same thing.
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Fancy going with Ninja Badger?
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No, right.
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Where's the police?
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Well, I don't know. They said they were
coming right away.
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Well, they'll probably get loads of
false alarms.
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This was not a false alarm.
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What, that one next door?
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Well, even if they do come, what are
they going to do?
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Well, investigate something. I don't
know.
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You didn't see what they looked like.
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There's no sign of false entry.
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And anyway...
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It's none of our business.
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Well, that is just typical of everything
that's wrong with this whole country.
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We're all right, so we don't have to
worry.
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Oh, dear, we just stole your car and
crashed it into a lamppost. Never mind,
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it's your fault for having a fast car.
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Oh, no, you've got to wait two years for
an operation. You're in complete and
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utter agony, 24 hours a day. Never mind,
we have to pay less tax, so we're all
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right. Phil. It's bloody faster again.
It always...
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People just used to say, I'm sorry, I've
got a wrong number.
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Now they leave you there like an idiot
going, hello, hello, hello, hello,
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Perhaps they were ringing hello.
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I don't know what's happening to this
country.
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When we were kids, your mum and mine
used to leave their doors unlocked all
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time. No one would even think of coming
in and taking anything.
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We didn't have anything.
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No stereos, no videos, no computer
games, no microwaves.
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We had lino round the edge of the room
where the carpet didn't quite reach.
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When people came round, we had to brush
over the bare bits like Bobby Charlton.
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We had televisions.
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Yeah, but they were the size of a Morris
Oxford and made of oak trees.
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For an aerial, you had to stick out the
window and wave about in the fog to pick
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up Robin Hood.
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Robin Hood.
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He was 50 if he was a day.
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The oldest Sherwood forest was two
cardboard trees and a campfire.
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Maid Marian never used to get to do any
of the robbing. Neither did Will
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Scarlet. Just ponced about with a lute.
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I used to watch that every week.
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So did I.
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It was crap.
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What time is it?
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Ten to two.
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Only ITV on now.
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Everything we never want to watch ever
again is going to be on telly. All the
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time. Yes, it's called choice.
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Why don't they ever repeat anything
that's good?
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Like... Target with Patrick Muller. That
was awful.
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It was good.
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It was just violence in flares. I liked
it.
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Thanks.
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Why are we dressed like this?
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Well, you said it... yourself. There's
no sign of entry at the front, so they
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must have got in at the back.
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What? Come on. You can wear your kipper
tie and platform shoes.
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Where
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are
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you going?
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I don't know.
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You hold my torch while I go through.
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Ben? Yeah? Ben!
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What are you doing there?
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I wedged it in a bush.
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All right, hold the fence back while I
go through.
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Ow, I'm not through yet!
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I'm out of the tree.
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So I'll pick it up and follow you
through.
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OK.
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You through?
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Yeah.
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Now my torch won't switch on. Oh, let me
see.
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If I've trampled Tracy Island, David
will kill me.
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Come on.
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Well, that looks shut.
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Oh, God.
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What? I can't believe anyone still has
roller blinds like that.
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Right. Hold this torch while I look
inside.
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Right.
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When did she put in a fish pond?
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Ages ago.
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Shine it over here.
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I'll just...
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Ex -life is certainly looking up.
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Oh, for God, she does the costumes for
Leonard's Operatic Society.
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Well, why would they be tied up anyway?
All the doors and windows are locked.
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Were locked.
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Well, there was no need for you to smash
the door.
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What was I supposed to do?
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This won't lock.
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Good, let's go home. We can't. Why?
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Anybody could get in here now and take
these things.
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So what do you suggest?
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Come on.
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Right.
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You realise what we've just done?
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Oh, they'd do the same for us.
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I'll bet they would.
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Last time they went away, you had their
dog put down.
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Now we smashed into their conservatory
and nicked their telly. No, we didn't.
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Yes, we did.
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No, we didn't. You smashed into their
conservatory. Oh, thanks.
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Well, you did.
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Well, what are we going to do with all
this stuff now we've got it? I don't...
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We're going to take all this lot down
the nick, get all this over and done
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once and for all.
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Tango Alpha 6, investigate Chepstow
Road.
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Reports of house alarm, noises in rear
and suspects reported loading stolen
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goods into car.
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anybody says about the police, I thought
they were really fair.
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Yes, but it took four plates of my
sausage rolls to oil the wheels of
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and they still haven't found that car.
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Well, give them a chance.
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What about those phone calls?
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What if it's them?
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Who? Them!
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Who? You know.
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What if they're watching us?
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Well, look, there's no sense in getting
paranoid about it. Let's just go to bed
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and forget all about it.
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What is it? What is it?
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Nothing. Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Nothing there?
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No. So what are you looking at then?
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Nothing.
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Really nothing?
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Yeah.
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Took the car.
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Probably someone going home.
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Right.
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Gone to the end of the road?
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Yes.
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Indicating left.
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Turning out of the road.
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Gone.
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Still gone.
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You will.
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I'll probably have a bad dream.
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There's someone alien in the house.
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Going through my things and my wallet.
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Taking a car.
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00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:34,819
Well, that's going to happen anyway when
David gets older. Don't call that a
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particularly bad dream.
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What do you call a bad dream?
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Well... I come home.
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in the house is the Duke of Edinburgh
and he's being held at gunpoint by
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terrorists and they seize me as well and
the kids and they start slicing up
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Prince Philip and sending bits of him
off to the palace day by day except they
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go on too long till eventually he's
completely escaped by post so they turn
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me try and get me to do terrible things
to Jenny and David and I do and I start
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to enjoy it and wear a balaclava and
laugh.
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And you come home and find me and shoot
me with a harpoon gun and I die.
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So go to sleep.
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00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,280
I don't think I'll go to sleep ever
again after all that.
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Nothing's going to happen.
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00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,040
They were just wrong numbers.
281
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,020
Yeah, you're probably right.
282
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Don't answer it.
283
00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:53,279
Answer it. They'll think nobody's here
and they'll break in for sure.
284
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,330
All right.
285
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,270
Hello?
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00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,150
It's Rona.
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00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,100
Hello? Is everything all right over
there?
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00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,840
I saw a police car.
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00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,460
That was ages ago.
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00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,520
I was occupied.
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00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,210
So was Norway during the war, but they
still put up resistance.
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00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,769
bell's ringing.
293
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,450
I don't really know him that well.
294
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,570
What's been happening?
295
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,410
Well, I thought I saw two men putting a
TV into a car.
296
00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:44,630
There are such things as 24 -hour TV
repairmen.
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00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,080
How do you know?
298
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,880
I just do.
299
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,870
Didn't you get the car's number?
300
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,870
Yes, but the police couldn't trace it
and now we keep getting these phone
301
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,650
I suppose there's one thing you could
try.
302
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,300
He sucks.
303
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:15,660
It's past three o 'clock and here we go
again.
304
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,140
Thank you.
305
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:02,500
Thank you. Thank you.
306
00:22:52,389 --> 00:22:55,190
You pig.
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00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:34,220
£1 ,248.
308
00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:36,230
Will you take it in six?
309
00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,430
All right, then.
310
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,170
Right. Let's see, then.
311
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:44,670
That's exactly... one lot of sex.
312
00:23:44,671 --> 00:23:46,389
How come?
313
00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,389
There's inflation.
314
00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:50,149
I should hope there is, or we'd both be
wasting our time.
315
00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,550
Come on, then, Diamond Jim.
316
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:52,970
Any more sandwiches?
317
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,430
No. Pizza slices?
318
00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:56,210
No. Cheesy things?
319
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,540
No.
320
00:23:57,550 --> 00:23:58,810
I'll have these sausages.
321
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:03,540
Come on, Forrest, I'll split the profits
out then.
322
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,020
You've got to replace that glass too,
remember.
323
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,300
Right.
324
00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:09,610
Paddy's got a mate that does windows.
325
00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:11,090
Irish double glazing.
326
00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:13,530
Irish double glazing? Yeah.
327
00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:16,340
You buy him a double, he does the
glazing.
328
00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:19,410
I'll give him a bell later.
329
00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:28,450
Do you know what I've never got over?
330
00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:29,900
What?
331
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:31,970
That bloke shooting John Lennon.
332
00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:33,500
I know.
333
00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:35,290
It was tragic.
334
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:37,720
Tragic.
335
00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:42,110
Why couldn't he have shot Yoko?
336
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,200
What?
337
00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:45,930
Why couldn't he have shot Yoko?
338
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:47,730
That's a terrible thing to say.
339
00:24:47,731 --> 00:24:49,609
It's what everybody thinks. I just said
it.
340
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:52,669
It's not what everybody thinks. Yes, it
is. He could have gone back to Cynthia,
341
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:53,689
made it up with Paul.
342
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:57,069
Don't be... Given up all that baking
bread stuff and gone back to some
343
00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,120
rock. That...
344
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,459
It's the most evil thing I've ever
heard.
345
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,719
You agree with me, though, don't you?
346
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,280
No, I don't. Yes, you do. No, I don't.
Yes, you do. No, I don't. Don't, don't,
347
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,930
don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
348
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:14,419
Do you realise this is the longest time
we've had together since the kids were
349
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,470
born?
350
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,530
Yeah.
351
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,670
Remember that last night before Jenny
was born?
352
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,130
We realised we'd never be alone like
that again.
353
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,300
Ah, well, we will one day.
354
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:34,180
Nearly 6 .30.
355
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,650
What were we doing last night?
356
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:37,920
I don't know.
357
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:42,190
All seems so stupid in the light,
doesn't it?
358
00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:43,730
Seems stupid in the dark.
359
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,060
I don't know.
360
00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:47,990
Fear's a terrible thing.
361
00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:54,749
Now, just like none of those things ever
happened, nothing left to show they
362
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,669
ever did.
363
00:25:55,670 --> 00:25:56,720
Yeah.
364
00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:58,770
Beautiful sunrise.
365
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,230
A whole new day.
366
00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:02,660
Morning.
367
00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:05,770
Cartoons are on in a moment.
368
00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:07,040
Teas first.
369
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,649
They're still with her after the
cartoons.
370
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:11,590
Now. Oh, God.
371
00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:14,830
I knew it was too good to last.
372
00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:16,430
Everything always is.
373
00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:20,100
Fancy going upstairs and settling my
debt.
374
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:23,230
Oh, I'd settle for a cuddle and an IOU.
375
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:24,700
Done.
376
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:27,350
Finished. Let's see.
377
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,840
Yeah, I suppose so.
378
00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:57,240
Let's sleep.
379
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:11,720
Mum, can I have first bath this morning?
380
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,000
If you drown, do it quietly. We don't
want to be disturbed.
381
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:19,600
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