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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:35,660 Mr and Mrs Porter. 2 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:36,900 Yes. 3 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,900 We think your son has contracted tetanus. 4 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:42,780 Probably from the cut on his hand. 5 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:44,900 Well, he'll be all right. 6 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,379 Won't he? 7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,680 We're doing everything we can. 8 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,600 I want to see him. 9 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:52,380 It's better if you just wait here. 10 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:54,740 What's up? 11 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,840 The usual. 12 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:57,700 Brooke. 13 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,280 Bill, we have to let them do their job. 14 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,760 Beth, we may need extra beds. Football trouble. 15 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:05,250 I haven't used mine since Thursday. 16 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:08,390 You mean all this is for football supporters? 17 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,410 If it's Saturday, it must be stitches. 18 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,150 We're doing everything we can for you, son. 19 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,930 As soon as we're able, we'll call you. I promise. 20 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:18,650 Try not to worry. 21 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:20,550 Is anyone checked off? 22 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:29,890 Bride or groom? 23 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:31,310 Bride. 24 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,860 What sort of thing's going to happen to you? 25 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,240 It's like... It's the sort of thing that happens to other people. 26 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,940 Stupid, careless people who don't look after their children properly. 27 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:32,260 Who wear shell suits and send them out to play on level crossings. 28 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:36,380 And then appear on the news looking all rumpled and confused and say they 29 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,380 thought everything was alright. 30 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,040 But it isn't. 31 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,760 It's us. 32 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,840 We are those stupid, careless people. 33 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,200 All of us. 34 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,200 It only takes one mistake. 35 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,160 It's nobody's fault. 36 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,399 It is. 37 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,400 No, it isn't. 38 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,500 It's my fault. 39 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,140 I should have listened to him when he said he felt ill. 40 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,300 It's all my fault. No, it's me. 41 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:06,760 I was supposed to check on him. I was more worried about a stupid spot on my 42 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,760 face. 43 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,460 It's all my fault. 44 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:21,430 It's not my fault. 45 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,610 It's just one of those things that happens. 46 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:27,670 No, it's not your fault. 47 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,610 No. 48 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,390 You took him to have his tetanus booster. 49 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:38,490 Yes, you're right. It's all my fault. 50 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:41,390 Don't blame yourself. 51 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:44,150 You know I can't stand the sight of needles. I tried to make another 52 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,590 appointment. They didn't have one right away. 53 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:47,690 It's not your fault, Deb. 54 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,090 Thanks, Jen. 55 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,930 It's all... No, he's right. 56 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:55,770 It doesn't matter whose fault it is. It's just happened. 57 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,090 There's no point trying to blame anybody. 58 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:05,470 It's bloody Thatcher. 59 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:08,870 No, no, Ben. 60 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:10,430 It's her, it is. 61 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,730 Why didn't the ambulance come quicker? 62 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:18,329 She's messed everything up. All the hospitals and the schools and the... 63 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,590 anything she hasn't interfered in. I'm surprised you didn't go around people's 64 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,790 houses in the middle of the night. 65 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:31,610 Hello. I've come to rearrange your furniture. 66 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:37,270 I'm afraid it's far too comfortable the way it is. Let me nail your chairs to 67 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:37,969 the ceiling. 68 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,290 They'll be far more efficient. 69 00:04:56,239 --> 00:04:58,540 and ideas and think tanks. 70 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,200 Flipper could think better in a tank than they could. And he's better looking 71 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,200 than Kenneth Baker. 72 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:08,600 Bill. No, I'm sorry, but I'm ashamed that a woman could stand in the way of 73 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,780 sick and the suffering getting the proper treatment. 74 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,060 Bill. 75 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,070 A bit. 76 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,430 Why aren't they telling us anything? 77 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:37,790 Because they're busy. 78 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:38,990 Yes. 79 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:42,510 All right, mate. Nice one. 80 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:48,950 Calm down. 81 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,490 I am calm. 82 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:56,110 I'm delighted that such a bunch of morons can't enjoy a simple spectator 83 00:05:56,110 --> 00:06:00,290 without the desire to park company with parts of their bodies for fun and 84 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:01,290 amusement. 85 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,420 Our son's in there. Yes, but it's such fun here. I think I'll come back. 86 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,460 Next time I watch sport on the TV, I think I'll stick my hand in the 87 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,000 It'll aid my enjoyment no end. 88 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,019 Easy, lady. 89 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,320 Yeah, well, it's people like you who waste the resort. Stop it! 90 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,260 Just stop it, please. 91 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,800 David's in there and all you can do is have arguments. 92 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,500 I'm sorry. 93 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,800 Do you think I'll be all right? 94 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:31,730 I don't know. 95 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:39,950 What's the score? 96 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:45,690 I'll go and see if I can find it. 97 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,410 I haven't even got a pocket in this thing for a hanky. 98 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:55,850 Here. 99 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,870 God, this is a nightmare. 100 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,870 And I haven't even got to be a bridesmaid. 101 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:04,170 Oh, there'll be other times. 102 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:05,410 Well, 103 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,210 I might even marry your father one day. 104 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:14,970 Hello. 105 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:23,730 Are you all right? 106 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,430 Where am I? 107 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,220 Accident and emergency. 108 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 Oh, yes. 109 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,460 What time is it? 110 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,880 Twenty past three. 111 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,660 Three? Yes. 112 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,980 Oh, last time I remember, it was ten to two. 113 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,280 I should be in the theatre. 114 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,680 Oh, no. 115 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,120 Shall I get a nurse? 116 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,460 No, no, no. 117 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:51,960 I'll get there. 118 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,680 Next time, I'm going to sleep in the mortuary. It's quieter. 119 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:01,890 No joy over there. 120 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:03,530 Computer's gone down. 121 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,770 Ah! What's happening? 122 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:09,190 What? We gave you some of the tests. 123 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:12,030 Results were conflicting. 124 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:16,310 So we decided to give him antibiotics and breathing aid. 125 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:19,390 That's all we could do, really. The rest would be up to his immune system. 126 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,290 Well, where is he? 127 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:24,350 What? 128 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:26,710 I really am so very sorry. 129 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,580 I'm afraid we lost him. 130 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, no, not that I'm in. We literally lost him. 131 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:41,020 The computer's gone down. 132 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,039 He's in the hospital somewhere. 133 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,980 It's not the same without a conductor, is it? 134 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,590 Stuck a photo of Madonna onto my bus pass to see if they'd crack on. Oh. 135 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:11,830 Just ran down the window, shouted bollocks to a Montego. 136 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:13,230 Oh. 137 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,790 Where were you off to then? 138 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:21,530 A wedding. 139 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,770 I did wonder. 140 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,460 What's his name? 141 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,760 I don't know. 142 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,180 His name? 143 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,700 Gordon. 144 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,040 What's he do? 145 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,960 He's an entertainer. 146 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,440 Like Bruce Forsythe? 147 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,160 Yeah, 148 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,160 something like that. 149 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,320 He should be careful with his tools. 150 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:03,360 I have fears they could cause someone an injury. 151 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:04,780 Yeah. 152 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,960 I hope you've had sex. 153 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,640 Pardon? As you're intended. 154 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,780 It's never quite the same after you've married. 155 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,680 Oh, yes. 156 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,060 It's like working in a jam factory. 157 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:20,000 When it's all around you, you don't really feel like poking your finger in. 158 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,240 And they get fatter. 159 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,520 And more docile. 160 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,740 And sleep a lot. 161 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,420 Or is that cats when they've been done? 162 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,540 Anyway, what's it matter? 163 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200 You're in love? 164 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,660 Yes. Of course you are. 165 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,340 Otherwise you'd be like the girlfriend of the whirling dervish. 166 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,320 Don't you remember? 167 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,960 Yes. 168 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,720 Vaguely. No, of course not. You're too young. 169 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,680 How's it going now? 170 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:56,320 It's all right. Don't worry. 171 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,860 Sometimes it just pops into my head. 172 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:11,000 Anyway, I'm sure it'll go well. 173 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,840 Thank you. 174 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:14,460 Here. 175 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,520 Take this. 176 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,920 No, no, I couldn't. No, not too much. 177 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,220 Oh, stop. 178 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,460 She's the girlfriend of the whirling dervish. 179 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,140 She's the sweetest one. 180 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,600 But every night in the mellow moonlight, when he's out dervishing with all his 181 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,140 might, she gives him the runaround. 182 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,760 File name. 183 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,160 Access. 184 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,060 A and D. 185 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Transferral. 186 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:58,920 It should do it. 187 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:02,920 Well, it obviously doesn't. I'll have to call the engineer. 188 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,050 If you'll come out of a weekend. 189 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,270 I'm sorry. 190 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:11,550 Beth, will you ring round the wards? Don't worry, we will track him down. 191 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:12,770 You can't leave. 192 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,670 I can't believe this is happening. 193 00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,530 You couldn't wait to come out and torment me. 194 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,290 The midwife had to come round on her bike. 195 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,810 Bike? Yeah, we had those then. 196 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,650 She was a fierce old bird. 197 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,510 I wonder what happened to her. 198 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,710 I think she became Charles Bronson. 199 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:03,150 Is that there at the birth? 200 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:06,750 It wasn't allowed. 201 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,370 We were sent off to boil up loads of water. 202 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,850 Why? I don't know. Maybe she fancied custard afterwards. 203 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,430 hours I tried not to push. 204 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:21,670 And then suddenly, there you were. 205 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:23,870 And I've been pushing ever since. 206 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:25,570 Not all the time. 207 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,190 Then when David came along, it was all different. 208 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:33,810 Into the hospital, onto the bench, do the necessary and move on. 209 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:37,150 It was like being a Sierra at Dagenham Works. 210 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,010 Pity they didn't have a video. 211 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,690 Oh, God, no. You could run it backwards. 212 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:43,990 Bad enough coming out. 213 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,760 The age of progress? 214 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,500 You can't stop it. 215 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,700 No. I think we've traced him. 216 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,200 Children's D16. 217 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,620 What did that last sign say? 218 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,580 Er... Haematopathy. 219 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,960 Haematopathy. There's no such thing. 220 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,380 Haemotherapy. 221 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,040 Haemotherapy. It wasn't that. We passed that ages ago. 222 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,860 Have we been down here? No, we haven't. 223 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:36,700 entomology that's in the natural history museum 224 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:01,940 Change of plan. 225 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 Explain later. 226 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,540 What happened? 227 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,820 I need a man. 228 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:06,980 Quick. What? 229 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,260 To give me away. 230 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,900 Anyone will do. 231 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,920 Oh, it's my kid, it's in the mud, the ground. 232 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:58,500 He dreams of a new honeymoon. 233 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,640 He doesn't dream that. 234 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:07,220 Every night when he goes out to make another spoofy. He steps out to make a 235 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,220 of boopies. 236 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:48,150 Sorry. Oh. 237 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,970 Bum in the jockstrap. 238 00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:01,530 Left at cardiology, left at pathology, past geriatrics. They don't look very 239 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,630 old. Well, perhaps they start them young these days, I don't know. 240 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,070 Should be just through here. 241 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,340 happen to know the weight of Ward D -16? 242 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,220 Thanks. Come on. 243 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,720 How long is he going to be like this? 244 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,600 It's hard to say. 245 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,320 Normally, it's rapid once we give them the drugs. 246 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,860 But, um, well, it's a virus from individual to individual. 247 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,340 I see. 248 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,260 Some are tougher than others. 249 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:16,740 Oh, he's tough. 250 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,360 I'm sure he is. 251 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,040 Why don't you go home, Jen? 252 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,600 No. 253 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:35,410 I think I'll wait here until... until I've changed my mind. 254 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:37,570 Could be a long wait. 255 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,250 I know. 256 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,650 We're both here, you know. 257 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,350 And Jenny, too. 258 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:58,290 When you're ready, we'll all take you home again. 259 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720 I know. 260 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,160 I just wish he could. 261 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,040 Remember his third birthday? 262 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Yeah. 263 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,400 He was a right little bastard. 264 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,640 I knew we were in for trouble when Kate Adie turned up. 265 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,500 And the primary school Christmas play. 266 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,300 Waved his woolly at the Virgin Mary. 267 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,560 collected from school, covered in a sheet. 268 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,810 This is Jason. He came to be with me. 269 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,470 That's nice, isn't it? 270 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,230 Come on, let's find the copy machine. 271 00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:24,170 Well... From Edie and Ted. 272 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,450 Toaster. 273 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:35,090 From Pauline and Keith. 274 00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:38,630 Toaster. 275 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,430 From Tom. 276 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,930 Not a toaster. 277 00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:57,290 Thank you. Thank 278 00:22:57,290 --> 00:23:11,610 your 279 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,630 lucky stars. 280 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,220 And now a wish. 281 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,880 Hi. I was wondering whether I could go too. 282 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,200 Do you still have your Harley -Davidson? 283 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580 Yes. 284 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,040 Can I ride on it? 285 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,720 Wouldn't you rather go home to your mum and dad? 286 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:10,880 They don't want me. 287 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,720 No? 288 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,000 I can hear everything they say. 289 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,540 They don't like me. 290 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,000 Well, what about your sister? 291 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,160 She hates me too. 292 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,080 Are you sure? 293 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,400 I'm fed up with families. 294 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,720 They're boring. 295 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,240 It's up to you, you know. 296 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,260 I know. 297 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,480 Well then, which is it going to be? 298 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,320 You know, I think we might have misjudged that boy. 299 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360 Have we? 300 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,260 He obviously thinks a lot of her. 301 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Yeah, you're right. 302 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,100 I'll have to put a stop to that. 303 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,060 Well, you know what boys are like. 304 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,520 Well, they're only holding hands. 305 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,260 Number one. 306 00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,820 What? 307 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,120 Don't you remember when we were at school? 308 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,080 Number one, holding hands. Number two, hugging. Number three, kissing. 309 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,820 You go in the next day and your mates are saying, what number did you go up to 310 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,759 last night? 311 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,060 You go, number six. 312 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,600 Number six? 313 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,860 Well, you'd always had a couple on, you know, like VAT. 314 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,200 How much did he go up to? Number ten. 315 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,080 Terrible. It's only a bit of fun. 316 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,100 It isn't when you're the one carrying number 11 for nine months. 317 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,080 You have it easy. 318 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:41,160 How? Well, you don't have to look after a family and have a career and please 319 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,159 your partner. 320 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,560 I do that every day. 321 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,180 It's easier for you. 322 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,140 Men have all the advantages. 323 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,100 Name one. 324 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,220 Specifically. 325 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,320 Well... Your skirt doesn't blow up when it's windy for a skirt. 326 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:57,940 Yes, it does. 327 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,460 And you can go to the toilet standing up. 328 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,740 What use is that? 329 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,900 Pray you never find out. 330 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:11,220 Well, at least bits of you don't shrivel up when it's cold and dangle about all 331 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,220 over the place. 332 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,300 Never know where they're going to be next time you check. 333 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,580 What do you mean, next time you check? 334 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,060 Nothing. 335 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,800 Well, name me one disadvantage you have. 336 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,740 We can't talk about things. 337 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,300 What things? 338 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,740 You know, feelings, stuff like that. 339 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,480 Why not? 340 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,180 We don't do that. 341 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,300 Perhaps you should number them. That seems to work well for you. 342 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,120 What is it? 343 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,800 David asked me something today. 344 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,280 I couldn't talk about it. 345 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,940 Now it's too late. 346 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,980 We should get back. No, you have a rest. I'll do a stick. No. I want to. 347 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,640 It's me. 348 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:35,230 I know you can't hear me, but there's something I want to tell you. 349 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:42,070 This morning in the car, you asked me what love is. 350 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,610 And I said I'd get back to you on it. 351 00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,350 And what it is... 352 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,230 That's why we want you back. 353 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:05,850 I love you. 354 00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:15,790 I think I'm gonna be sick. 355 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,230 Thank you. 22985