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Mr and Mrs Porter.
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Yes.
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We think your son has contracted
tetanus.
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Probably from the cut on his hand.
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Well, he'll be all right.
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Won't he?
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We're doing everything we can.
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I want to see him.
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It's better if you just wait here.
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What's up?
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The usual.
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Brooke.
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Bill, we have to let them do their job.
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Beth, we may need extra beds. Football
trouble.
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I haven't used mine since Thursday.
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You mean all this is for football
supporters?
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If it's Saturday, it must be stitches.
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We're doing everything we can for you,
son.
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As soon as we're able, we'll call you. I
promise.
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Try not to worry.
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Is anyone checked off?
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Bride or groom?
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Bride.
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What sort of thing's going to happen to
you?
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It's like... It's the sort of thing that
happens to other people.
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Stupid, careless people who don't look
after their children properly.
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Who wear shell suits and send them out
to play on level crossings.
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And then appear on the news looking all
rumpled and confused and say they
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thought everything was alright.
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But it isn't.
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It's us.
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We are those stupid, careless people.
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All of us.
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It only takes one mistake.
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It's nobody's fault.
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It is.
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No, it isn't.
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It's my fault.
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I should have listened to him when he
said he felt ill.
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It's all my fault. No, it's me.
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I was supposed to check on him. I was
more worried about a stupid spot on my
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face.
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It's all my fault.
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It's not my fault.
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It's just one of those things that
happens.
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No, it's not your fault.
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No.
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You took him to have his tetanus
booster.
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Yes, you're right. It's all my fault.
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Don't blame yourself.
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You know I can't stand the sight of
needles. I tried to make another
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appointment. They didn't have one right
away.
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It's not your fault, Deb.
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Thanks, Jen.
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It's all... No, he's right.
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It doesn't matter whose fault it is.
It's just happened.
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There's no point trying to blame
anybody.
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It's bloody Thatcher.
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No, no, Ben.
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It's her, it is.
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Why didn't the ambulance come quicker?
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She's messed everything up. All the
hospitals and the schools and the...
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anything she hasn't interfered in. I'm
surprised you didn't go around people's
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houses in the middle of the night.
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Hello. I've come to rearrange your
furniture.
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I'm afraid it's far too comfortable the
way it is. Let me nail your chairs to
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the ceiling.
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They'll be far more efficient.
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and ideas and think tanks.
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Flipper could think better in a tank
than they could. And he's better looking
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than Kenneth Baker.
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Bill. No, I'm sorry, but I'm ashamed
that a woman could stand in the way of
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sick and the suffering getting the
proper treatment.
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Bill.
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A bit.
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Why aren't they telling us anything?
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Because they're busy.
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Yes.
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All right, mate. Nice one.
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Calm down.
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I am calm.
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I'm delighted that such a bunch of
morons can't enjoy a simple spectator
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without the desire to park company with
parts of their bodies for fun and
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amusement.
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Our son's in there. Yes, but it's such
fun here. I think I'll come back.
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Next time I watch sport on the TV, I
think I'll stick my hand in the
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It'll aid my enjoyment no end.
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Easy, lady.
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Yeah, well, it's people like you who
waste the resort. Stop it!
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Just stop it, please.
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David's in there and all you can do is
have arguments.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you think I'll be all right?
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I don't know.
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What's the score?
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I'll go and see if I can find it.
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I haven't even got a pocket in this
thing for a hanky.
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Here.
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God, this is a nightmare.
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And I haven't even got to be a
bridesmaid.
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Oh, there'll be other times.
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Well,
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I might even marry your father one day.
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Hello.
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Are you all right?
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Where am I?
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Accident and emergency.
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Oh, yes.
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What time is it?
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Twenty past three.
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Three? Yes.
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Oh, last time I remember, it was ten to
two.
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I should be in the theatre.
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Oh, no.
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Shall I get a nurse?
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No, no, no.
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I'll get there.
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Next time, I'm going to sleep in the
mortuary. It's quieter.
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No joy over there.
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Computer's gone down.
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Ah! What's happening?
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What? We gave you some of the tests.
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Results were conflicting.
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So we decided to give him antibiotics
and breathing aid.
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That's all we could do, really. The rest
would be up to his immune system.
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Well, where is he?
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What?
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I really am so very sorry.
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I'm afraid we lost him.
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Oh, no, not that I'm in. We literally
lost him.
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The computer's gone down.
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He's in the hospital somewhere.
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It's not the same without a conductor,
is it?
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Stuck a photo of Madonna onto my bus
pass to see if they'd crack on. Oh.
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Just ran down the window, shouted
bollocks to a Montego.
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Oh.
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Where were you off to then?
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A wedding.
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I did wonder.
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What's his name?
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I don't know.
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His name?
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Gordon.
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What's he do?
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He's an entertainer.
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Like Bruce Forsythe?
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Yeah,
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something like that.
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He should be careful with his tools.
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I have fears they could cause someone an
injury.
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Yeah.
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I hope you've had sex.
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Pardon? As you're intended.
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It's never quite the same after you've
married.
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Oh, yes.
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It's like working in a jam factory.
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When it's all around you, you don't
really feel like poking your finger in.
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And they get fatter.
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And more docile.
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And sleep a lot.
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Or is that cats when they've been done?
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Anyway, what's it matter?
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You're in love?
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Yes. Of course you are.
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Otherwise you'd be like the girlfriend
of the whirling dervish.
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Don't you remember?
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Yes.
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Vaguely. No, of course not. You're too
young.
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How's it going now?
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It's all right. Don't worry.
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Sometimes it just pops into my head.
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Anyway, I'm sure it'll go well.
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Thank you.
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Here.
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Take this.
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No, no, I couldn't. No, not too much.
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Oh, stop.
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She's the girlfriend of the whirling
dervish.
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She's the sweetest one.
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But every night in the mellow moonlight,
when he's out dervishing with all his
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might, she gives him the runaround.
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File name.
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Access.
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A and D.
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Transferral.
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It should do it.
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Well, it obviously doesn't. I'll have to
call the engineer.
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If you'll come out of a weekend.
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I'm sorry.
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Beth, will you ring round the wards?
Don't worry, we will track him down.
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You can't leave.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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You couldn't wait to come out and
torment me.
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The midwife had to come round on her
bike.
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Bike? Yeah, we had those then.
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She was a fierce old bird.
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I wonder what happened to her.
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I think she became Charles Bronson.
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Is that there at the birth?
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It wasn't allowed.
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We were sent off to boil up loads of
water.
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Why? I don't know. Maybe she fancied
custard afterwards.
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hours I tried not to push.
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And then suddenly, there you were.
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And I've been pushing ever since.
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Not all the time.
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Then when David came along, it was all
different.
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Into the hospital, onto the bench, do
the necessary and move on.
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It was like being a Sierra at Dagenham
Works.
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Pity they didn't have a video.
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Oh, God, no. You could run it backwards.
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Bad enough coming out.
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The age of progress?
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You can't stop it.
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No. I think we've traced him.
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Children's D16.
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What did that last sign say?
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Er... Haematopathy.
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Haematopathy. There's no such thing.
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Haemotherapy.
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Haemotherapy. It wasn't that. We passed
that ages ago.
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Have we been down here? No, we haven't.
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entomology that's in the natural history
museum
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Change of plan.
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Explain later.
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What happened?
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I need a man.
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Quick. What?
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To give me away.
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Anyone will do.
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Oh, it's my kid, it's in the mud, the
ground.
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He dreams of a new honeymoon.
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He doesn't dream that.
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Every night when he goes out to make
another spoofy. He steps out to make a
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of boopies.
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Sorry. Oh.
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Bum in the jockstrap.
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Left at cardiology, left at pathology,
past geriatrics. They don't look very
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old. Well, perhaps they start them young
these days, I don't know.
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Should be just through here.
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happen to know the weight of Ward D -16?
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Thanks. Come on.
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How long is he going to be like this?
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It's hard to say.
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Normally, it's rapid once we give them
the drugs.
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But, um, well, it's a virus from
individual to individual.
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I see.
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Some are tougher than others.
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Oh, he's tough.
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I'm sure he is.
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Why don't you go home, Jen?
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No.
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I think I'll wait here until... until
I've changed my mind.
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Could be a long wait.
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I know.
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We're both here, you know.
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And Jenny, too.
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When you're ready, we'll all take you
home again.
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I know.
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I just wish he could.
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Remember his third birthday?
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Yeah.
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He was a right little bastard.
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I knew we were in for trouble when Kate
Adie turned up.
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And the primary school Christmas play.
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Waved his woolly at the Virgin Mary.
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collected from school, covered in a
sheet.
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This is Jason. He came to be with me.
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That's nice, isn't it?
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Come on, let's find the copy machine.
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Well... From Edie and Ted.
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Toaster.
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From Pauline and Keith.
274
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Toaster.
275
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From Tom.
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Not a toaster.
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Thank you. Thank
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your
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lucky stars.
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And now a wish.
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Hi. I was wondering whether I could go
too.
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Do you still have your Harley -Davidson?
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00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,630
Yes.
284
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,040
Can I ride on it?
285
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,590
Wouldn't you rather go home to your mum
and dad?
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They don't want me.
287
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,770
No?
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I can hear everything they say.
289
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,540
They don't like me.
290
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,340
Well, what about your sister?
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00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,160
She hates me too.
292
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,130
Are you sure?
293
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,400
I'm fed up with families.
294
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,770
They're boring.
295
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It's up to you, you know.
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00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,310
I know.
297
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,480
Well then, which is it going to be?
298
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,850
You know, I think we might have
misjudged that boy.
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Have we?
300
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,260
He obviously thinks a lot of her.
301
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,050
Yeah, you're right.
302
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I'll have to put a stop to that.
303
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,400
Well, you know what boys are like.
304
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,640
Well, they're only holding hands.
305
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,310
Number one.
306
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,870
What?
307
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,839
Don't you remember when we were at
school?
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00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,390
Number one, holding hands. Number two,
hugging. Number three, kissing.
309
00:25:11,391 --> 00:25:13,819
You go in the next day and your mates
are saying, what number did you go up to
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00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,759
last night?
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00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,060
You go, number six.
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Number six?
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00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,210
Well, you'd always had a couple on, you
know, like VAT.
314
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,200
How much did he go up to? Number ten.
315
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,080
Terrible. It's only a bit of fun.
316
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,490
It isn't when you're the one carrying
number 11 for nine months.
317
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You have it easy.
318
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:41,159
How? Well, you don't have to look after
a family and have a career and please
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your partner.
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00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,560
I do that every day.
321
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It's easier for you.
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Men have all the advantages.
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Name one.
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Specifically.
325
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,320
Well... Your skirt doesn't blow up when
it's windy for a skirt.
326
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Yes, it does.
327
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,460
And you can go to the toilet standing
up.
328
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,740
What use is that?
329
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,900
Pray you never find out.
330
00:26:05,901 --> 00:26:11,219
Well, at least bits of you don't shrivel
up when it's cold and dangle about all
331
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,270
over the place.
332
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,090
Never know where they're going to be
next time you check.
333
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,580
What do you mean, next time you check?
334
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,110
Nothing.
335
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,800
Well, name me one disadvantage you have.
336
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We can't talk about things.
337
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,350
What things?
338
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,740
You know, feelings, stuff like that.
339
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,530
Why not?
340
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,180
We don't do that.
341
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,530
Perhaps you should number them. That
seems to work well for you.
342
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,170
What is it?
343
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,860
David asked me something today.
344
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,280
I couldn't talk about it.
345
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,970
Now it's too late.
346
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,980
We should get back. No, you have a rest.
I'll do a stick. No. I want to.
347
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,690
It's me.
348
00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:35,519
I know you can't hear me, but there's
something I want to tell you.
349
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:42,070
This morning in the car, you asked me
what love is.
350
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,730
And I said I'd get back to you on it.
351
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,350
And what it is...
352
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,550
That's why we want you back.
353
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:05,900
I love you.
354
00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:15,790
I think I'm gonna be sick.
355
00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:30,279
Thank you.
356
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,830
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