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You won't see my pincushion. Try under
the cheese drawer.
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Oh, no. Get that, somebody.
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I can't. I'm being hanged. It's the
flowers.
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Bang! Oh, I'll do it.
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I'd better run my eye over. Half of them
don't know the difference between a
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begonia and a bungalow.
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I can count Bernie.
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Oh, God.
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Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
thirty.
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greens in a buttonhole. Is that the
latest fashion?
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Fourteen, fifteen... Oh, we'll check in
the shop.
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Oh, bye.
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Helen Keller.
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Yes, sir. Cash or delivery?
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Delivery being the key word, I think
you'll find.
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What? Can you hold these? Thanks.
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I was a war bride.
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I had to root among a bomb site to find
my tutor when Berkatex was hit by a
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doodle bug. And they had fresher things
growing in the rubble than you've got
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here. Back then it was goring. What's
your excuse?
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They're out of season at the moment.
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Don't give me that.
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If the Japanese can make daisies that
dance to disco music, you can rustle up
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half a dozen carnations that'll just
stand there.
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I'm taking five pounds off for dropsy.
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Thank you.
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Yes, these two have defrosted now.
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We're going to decide about my
underwear.
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I blame those warehouse raves. By 25,
they've dropped more acid than a
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mistress with DTs.
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And that's most of them, by all
accounts. Good morning.
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Ben, this is Rona's Auntie Pearl.
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Oh, hello.
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Hmm.
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I was picturing you on my sideboard in
the photograph.
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Ah. Only there's a limited space.
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Still, it's kind of you to give her
away.
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I knew Sheila wouldn't let Uncle Peter
out in the end.
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She only turns up if there's something
in it for her.
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They say she had a private hysterectomy
just to get the air miles.
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Can I borrow the little steps?
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Yes, sure. Short man, is he?
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I'll see.
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Here you are.
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Well, what do you think?
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I've got to go home and wind my bobbins
yet.
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When does she have to be back?
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Where? Last of the summer wine.
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She's the nearest thing to her mother,
Rona's got left.
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Oh, no.
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You've reminded Christine when to come?
Yeah.
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Much drier and they could pass these off
as a pound of PG tips.
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I'll take them back to my place and have
a go.
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Though, frankly, a day trip to Lourdes
is what's required.
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Mum, I'm hungry. I'm sorry, there isn't
anything.
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Right, there you are.
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Right, I'll be off then.
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She's doing her own hair.
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I tried to make her go to my Marie. To
my mind, his touch with the bouffant far
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outweighs the noise of his mules on the
tiling. But that's gay liberation for
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you.
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later. Mum,
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I need someone to help with my hair.
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I've just got to get the other gato out
of the fridge. Bring the hot brush down
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here. Okay.
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Where are you going?
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Out to the car. I have to clean out the
inside.
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Nothing. I suppose you think I haven't
noticed this.
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You were going to stuff it, weren't you?
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The badger will look better.
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This badger wouldn't look better if you
sat it up in bed and put mascara on it.
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Throw it away at once.
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Put some antiseptic on it as soon as
you've finished.
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Oh, I'll have to do all these again.
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Mum, look.
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It had to happen today.
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What? I spot her chin.
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Can I pop it? No.
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You don't care if it wasn't a stupid
wedding. You're always spotty.
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David, go and put a platter on that cut.
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Yeah, the big one under your nose.
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I'll go to the bathroom and try and
spot... David! In the spot cupboard near
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spot.
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I'm going to go into that church looking
like a sultana pudding.
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Better than a spotted dick, mother.
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Turn round.
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Never mind, I'll put some powder on it.
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It's a real shame, isn't it?
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What? Well, that Rona's parents aren't
around anymore to see this.
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Don't tell David, he'll want to stuff
them.
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God, you're as thick as he is. Oh, leave
him alone, what harm can he do?
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Can I come in? Sure.
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We're not wanted in there just now.
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It's only a wedding.
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To us, it's only a wedding.
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To them, it's important.
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Why?
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Because they like to remember it.
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Oh, I hate weddings.
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If one's in a bad mood and running
around.
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You know, just worried in case something
goes wrong.
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Leave the panicking to them.
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It's up to us to provide the maturity.
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Swag them, Will.
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I still don't like weddings.
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I'm just going to have one.
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Do you know, in Las Vegas, they have
drive -through weddings.
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You go in one end and drive out married.
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Like a car wash?
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Yeah.
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You can get married underwater, too.
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Even in a diving suit.
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Boy, it's fancy, isn't it?
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I still don't want to go.
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Don't you want Rona to be happy?
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Yeah.
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That's why we're going.
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Why didn't Rona marry any of the other
blokes?
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That was sex.
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This is love.
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That's what she thought.
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You remember that magazine I showed you?
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Oh, yeah.
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That was sex.
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So what's wrong?
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I'll have to get back to you on that
one.
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Nice, Rona decided to wear the same
dress, isn't it? Well, it's not really a
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second wedding.
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Just the first one with an interval.
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How many are coming from the family?
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Oh, only me.
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Bob's sister, Becky, was coming, but she
cried off at the last minute. She's
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just as well. Her teeth are wired
together for a special diet.
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When she tries to sing hymns, she sounds
like Mr. Punch.
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I thought Rona had had over 50
acceptances.
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Oh, I see.
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Well... This is me.
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All right.
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Walk down here and back again.
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What?
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Well, I don't now.
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What is it? Shoes?
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A shirt? A suit?
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Socks? Carry on.
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You said you liked this tie.
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No, I didn't.
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Well, Jen likes it, don't you?
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I think the fashion police might give
you ten years.
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I'll change it.
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No trouble.
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in a minute.
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Come in.
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Mum, where's my flowers?
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Oh, they're in the kitchen. I'll leave
them in water for the last minute if I
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were you. Give them one of these.
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What is it?
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Angina tablets.
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I get them for chest pains and cut
daffodils.
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Well, thank Rona for the loan of the
car. I'll return it tomorrow.
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See you in church.
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Oh, I hope we don't get that young
priest who does isometrics.
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They say he clenches his buttocks.
You're in the response room.
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OK.
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Now, it's all to go into the van,
everything's labelled, and Ben will
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to the hall. What about the money?
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Er, 20, all right?
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I'm missing Dave Lee Travis.
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Don't expect he's missing you.
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Mum, I don't feel too well. Can't I stay
at home?
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No! I think I've got malaria.
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start getting ready and do something
about those nails or change your name to
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Edward Scissorhands.
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Yes. And tell your father
Laughingwater's here.
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I heard that.
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Oh, dear.
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We've got to take all this.
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Yes, please.
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Remember not to sit down in that dress.
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I will.
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Well, just in case.
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Now, what have I forgotten?
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I know there's something.
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Just calm down. You're doing fine.
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I've got a very...
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feeling about today?
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We've been through all this.
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Something's going to happen, I know.
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I've dropped a case.
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There you are.
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That was it. She dropped her case.
Nothing serious.
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I suppose so.
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You all right now?
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Yeah. Then why don't you go and see
Dorona and I'll come back and wait for
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both. All right.
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Are you going to help me on what?
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What?
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Rafferotti, if I'd want to be a sodding
weightlifter, I'd buy a leotard and eat
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bull's testicles.
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What are you doing?
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Wedding video.
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What? Say something funny.
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All right. I'm only getting 20 quid for
this.
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That's not funny.
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You're telling me.
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Will you turn that bloody thing off?
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No. I mean, I'm going to cock you one
right in the... batteries in a minute.
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Steven Spielberg started like this, you
know. Oh, was he a tosser as well then?
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pixie dust. How do you think?
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I was changing the bulb to check my veil
and I tripped on his bloody dreads.
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Can't you get down?
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Now, why didn't I think of that?
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Sorry.
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I'm hooked up behind a car. What?
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You look like an ornament in the window
of a Ford Cortina.
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Thank you very much, Miss Head -Through
-A -Cat.
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out again. You got in?
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I know I got in.
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Well, push against the door.
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What do you think I'm doing? Jane Fonda
stick your head through a cat flat
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workout?
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swing backwards and forwards.
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I'm not Johnny Weissmuller.
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Anyway, the wire might shorten its life.
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What if you try and flip through the
middle of your dress?
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On a wire? Well, Houdini did it in a
straight jacket.
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He was a contortionist. And don't say
it.
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Then go back to the door and start
again.
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Oh, no.
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I want to change the close -up.
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Oh, come on.
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It won't be a sec. Don't move.
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on your wedding video?
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He wouldn't do that.
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Well, even if he did, I want to get to
the wedding this time.
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What are we going to do now?
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We got ourselves into this. We're
perfectly capable of getting ourselves
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again. We're not a couple of bubble
-headed bimbos.
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I don't look like Mastermind at the
moment.
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Concentrate.
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Think logically.
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Are they all right?
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Yeah, they're having the time of their
lives.
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Do you know Charles Manson was nearly
one of the monkeys?
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Which one?
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He auditioned for the Davy Jones part.
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It's true.
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You mean Charles Manson might have done
a little bit me, a little bit you?
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I suppose he still did in a way.
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I used to quite like him when I was at
school.
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Charles Manson?
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Davy Jones.
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Had a picture of him in my death lid.
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Sister Virtue wouldn't let us have
pictures at school.
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Except for saints.
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What do saints do exactly, apart from
marching in?
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You look after things.
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One looks after travellers, one looks
after fishermen, one looks after
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Sort of like heavenly trade union
leaders.
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I had a picture of St Jude.
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What did he do?
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I don't know, but he was quite hunky.
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I remember... What the hell are we
doing? We're just wasting time talking
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complete rubbish.
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Sorry, it just came into my head.
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We've got to think properly this time.
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Yes.
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Thought of something?
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Yeah. You remember the wizard of Oz?
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Yeah. Miss Gulch wants to take Toto
away.
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Yeah.
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Well, in the end, how did they stop her?
They never tell us.
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I thought a house fell on her.
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No, that was the witch.
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She was the witch. No, the other witch,
and she melted.
275
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Well, there you are then. No, she wasn't
anyway. She wasn't the witch.
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We're doing it again!
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You started it. Never mind who started
it. We've got to think of something
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useful.
279
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:53,000
Well, seeing as you're here, I was going
to ask if you had any tips.
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Tips? About being married.
281
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,370
I mean...
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You've made a good go of it with Ben.
283
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,840
So what's the secret?
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Patience, tolerance, and mind -numbing
hallucinogenic drugs.
285
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,940
Come on, you must have a few things for
when the glow starts to wear off.
286
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,300
Yes, well, never speak to them first
thing in the morning.
287
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,570
Why?
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00:20:19,571 --> 00:20:23,559
Testosterone. They're pumped full of it
when they wake up. It lies about their
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body in lumps.
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00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,280
Lumps? Exactly.
291
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,110
Say hello, darling, and you get, what's
that supposed to mean?
292
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,320
What about arguments?
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00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,599
Oh, have them.
294
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,639
But remember, it doesn't matter who
wins.
295
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,299
Why not?
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00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,439
That's not what they're for. They're for
relieving the tension.
297
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,080
Saying that to our baseball bat.
298
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,330
One more thing. How do you bring up
children?
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I don't know.
300
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,480
Neither does anybody.
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00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,410
Very clever.
302
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,100
You'd better be getting ready
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00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,279
hurt you.
304
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,420
It's easy for you to say.
305
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,630
Just do it.
306
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,790
Is it life?
307
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,440
No. You sure?
308
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,870
Yes.
309
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,370
Pretty sure.
310
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,760
What do you mean, pretty sure?
311
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,600
The switch is off, isn't it?
312
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,780
Yes, I think so.
313
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,040
Well, there's no power in the wire then.
314
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,310
We don't know that.
315
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,079
Yes, we do. How do we know it's not
hanging about up there just waiting to
316
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,479
down? Even if it was, it wouldn't go
into you unless you were in contact with
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00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,319
the ground.
318
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,060
Well, I will be shortly afterwards.
319
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,680
electric cables. It doesn't hurt them.
320
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,070
They eat cockroaches. It doesn't hurt
them, but I'm not doing it.
321
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:20,999
I'm going to get electrocuted and fall
to the floor and break my neck. I'm not
322
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,530
putting my fingers on it. You put your
fingers on it.
323
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,250
Well, tell him he'd better get weaving,
then.
324
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,370
Who is it?
325
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,040
Hello. Um, can you come round the back?
326
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,740
All right. Well, it could be anybody.
327
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,050
Who cares who it is? We're not in any
position to choose.
328
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,600
Whoever it is, he can let us out.
329
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,730
He's coming. Good.
330
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,100
I'm sending things on behalf of ex
-servicemen such as myself.
331
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:22,180
I have Hagreen, T -cloths, and, of
course, our latest catalogue.
332
00:23:25,691 --> 00:23:27,779
Does it show?
333
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:28,499
What, that spot?
334
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,550
Oh, God.
335
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,620
I didn't mean it. You look great.
336
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,390
Thanks, Ben.
337
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,140
Won't be long now, will it?
338
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,610
Till what?
339
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,920
Whoa, quite long, isn't it?
340
00:23:48,351 --> 00:23:53,499
Where are they? They should be here by
now. Calm down.
341
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,150
What can possibly have happened to them
over there?
342
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,370
There you are.
343
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,300
All ready, then. Where's Rona?
344
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,040
Well, Rona looks fabulous.
345
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,970
Kind of a bit fine, aren't we? Yeah,
well, we had to do Rona's hair.
346
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,729
Oh. And we were a bit pressed for time
as Rona was... caught up on a light
347
00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:15,129
fitting and I had my head stuck through
the cat flap.
348
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,180
What?
349
00:24:16,181 --> 00:24:19,729
Fortunately, a man who'd lost both his
arms came to the door selling catalogues
350
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:20,780
and hand cream.
351
00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:22,520
I don't follow.
352
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:26,650
It's very simple. I pushed a catalogue
under the door, knocked the key onto it,
353
00:24:26,651 --> 00:24:29,469
flipped it under the door, unlocked it,
greased my ears with the hand cream,
354
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:32,120
slipped out and put the steps back under
Rona. David!
355
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,300
Again.
356
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,650
You didn't have a go there. Did we?
357
00:25:15,031 --> 00:25:17,039
He's burning up.
358
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,640
David, I've had enough of this!
359
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,720
I'm going to phone for the ambulance.
360
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,410
God!
361
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:27,990
Still nothing.
362
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,900
Where the hell are they?
363
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,260
Ben, you'd better take him in the car.
364
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,830
But what about... You can't afford to
wait.
365
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,880
Well, he's going to give you away.
366
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,260
I'll give myself away. I'm used to it.
367
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,750
Go on.
368
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,400
Rover, are you sure?
369
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,240
I'm sure.
370
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,260
Shall I drive?
371
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:12,980
Don't worry.
372
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:14,120
I'll get a cab.
373
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,860
I'm in a jockstrap.
374
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,520
Sorry, mate. You okay?
375
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:33,459
Mrs. Porter.
376
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,510
Yes.
377
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:38,480
We think your son has contracted
tetanus.
378
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,440
Probably from the cuts on his hand.
379
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,740
Well, you'll be all right.
380
00:27:42,991 --> 00:27:45,089
Won't he?
381
00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:49,640
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