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I only want to borrow it. It's not
really yours anyway.
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Oh, let her have it for today.
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All right.
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I only found it in a graveyard.
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I don't expect there's a curse on it on
anyone who wears it.
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Here's today's list.
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Thank God, not the cooking again.
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Well, I won't be back till nearly seven.
You did offer.
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Yeah, like Joan of Arc offered to help
with the heating.
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How much the money to get a burger? No,
I'm not paying a fortune for
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disgusting... food when we can have it
at home.
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In any case, I'll be changing the bed
sheets.
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Oh, they'll go for weeks yet. Yes, but
we like to put them in the washing
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machine while they still fold up.
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And while you're about it, do something
about those comics, or I'll order a
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carpet with Judge's bread woven into it.
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What's that mean?
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I don't know. It's pink and it's flat.
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Oh. Would you rather have school dinner?
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Thursday is foley pie.
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David!
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and semolina.
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They picked their noses and wiped it on
the pastry.
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Sammy saw them.
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That's what leads to Deborah.
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She's red, green, colorblind.
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It's coming to get you. David, stop it.
That's enough.
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Now, when I get back, I want this place
to look like somebody else's house.
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Say goodbye, David. Goodbye, David.
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I think I'll leave this behind.
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It doesn't quite go.
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No, Steve, no!
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Nothing again.
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196 pieces of kiwi fruit, and every one
to be twisted into a little shape. What
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is Pacific paradise, anyway?
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Coalslaw with a bit of kiwi fruit on
top.
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Oh, I don't think I can stand much more
of this.
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Tahiti delight.
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Coalslaw with coconut on top.
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Salad Parisienne.
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Coalslaw with the snails left in the
cabin.
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And I become the world's first coalslaw
murderer.
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Catering manager, found covered in
carrots and mayonnaise.
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Something just snapped, said salad
murderer and mother of two.
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Oh, come on, Bill.
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You might still get that interview.
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There's still been no reply.
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Well, you've had the experience. After
all, you did the books at the bakery for
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years, didn't you?
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No, it's coleslaw for me for the rest of
my life.
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Actually, leaving the coleslaw aside,
like most of our passengers, I've got a
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problem with Gordon.
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You still think Gordon?
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Is it getting serious?
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Maybe, I don't know.
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You've kept this very quiet.
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Well, I can see now why I nearly married
him.
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Quite a sweet, gentle man.
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Shy.
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Rona, every evening he steps out in
front of 400 women dressed as the Lone
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Ranger and strips everything off.
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No, but he keeps his mask on.
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And he's cute.
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So what's the problem?
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He won't give me that look.
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What look?
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Well, he knows I never got married after
we split up, so he's got the idea.
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You know.
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No.
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Well, he thinks I'm still... a virgin.
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That's it, that's the look.
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Well, surely you had sex with him before
the wedding.
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Oh, we tried, but you know what it was
like in those days.
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One snap of suspender elastic and your
mother was in like a shot with a hauler.
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We nearly managed it once in his car,
but it was reliant.
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So... it fell over.
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idea?
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I suppose I gave it to him.
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I told him there hadn't been any proper
relationships since him. And there
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haven't. Just a lot of improper ones.
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You're not falling in love with him, are
you? No.
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I don't know.
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I just want to keep him for longer than
a few nights.
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Well, Rona, you can't let this go on.
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When are you next seeing him?
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Tonight. He's taking me to Brief
Encounter.
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Brief Encounter?
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I know. You may as well get the staff to
break in for the lady is a tramp as
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soon as you walk in.
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You've got to tell him. I don't want to
lose him, Bill.
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I'm not giving up while there's a ghost
of a chance.
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What is it?
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Have you ever been in your house, doing
what you usually do, and you know
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someone's watching everything?
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God, you're right.
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What if Jerry and his brother Mike are
there tonight?
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God, I'm knackered.
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Three boilers to strip down, one after
the other. Christine moaning every time
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send her for part.
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And then just as we're about to leave
the last one, he says, I don't spend you
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to have a look at my bathroom.
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Radiator.
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Why did I ever take this bloody job on?
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Oh, it's nights again tomorrow.
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And I'm already completely exhausted.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Not as exhausted as I am.
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Make us a cup of tea, will you? Maybe
later.
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I just toovered that feet.
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Sorry.
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Somebody's got mud on their shoes.
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Oh, I didn't notice.
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Take them off.
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It's fish fingers for tea, by the way.
Oh, not fish fingers again.
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Well, if you want to eat gourmet meals,
you know where the saucepans are.
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In a kitchen welded to each of my hands.
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Oh, Dad, I just tidied those.
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Well, I'll put them back.
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And I haven't read that one yet.
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Bad boy.
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Oh, goody two shoes.
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There's some apple pie left.
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Well, I fancy something nice.
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Well, there's plenty of fruit in the
bowl.
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There'll have to be rice pudding.
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Oh, not rice pudding!
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Russians would be grateful for rice
pudding.
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There's trifle mix in the cupboard.
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I haven't got time to make that up. You
did offer to help.
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Yes, I offered to help.
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But you're still telling me what to do.
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It's all the responsibility, but none of
the power.
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But you wouldn't want it. How do you
know?
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All right, have it.
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What? For tonight. You and David can run
the house if you think it's so easy.
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You can be the parent, see what it feels
like.
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All right?
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Well, I've done it. No, I want them to
see what it's like.
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When you've had enough, we'll stop.
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You mean it?
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Yes. We'll just do what you usually do.
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I haven't read that yet.
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And you can do what we usually do.
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Agreed?
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Yep. You'll need this then.
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What?
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Math homework.
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The questions are inside math. And if
you finish by seven, you can have this
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back.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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This was your stupid idea.
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I think it's a good idea.
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Here we are then.
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What's this?
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If you want it, you can make it.
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I do that when I'm me. Yes, well, I'm in
charge now. I need some help.
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You can't mate me. Oh, can't I?
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You can't, hey? Get on with your
homework.
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I think I'd rather watch TV.
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In the kitchen.
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Now.
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I think she was a bit hard on you.
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Thanks.
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Maybe if you said sorry.
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No.
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Well, I expect they'll get fed up with
it soon.
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Yeah. They'll see what we have to put up
with.
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Right.
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Well, I have to go now.
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I'm not allowed to talk to you.
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I'm supposed to be changing David's
sheets.
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Dad!
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He wanted me to clean his bike.
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What time's tea?
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We're not getting any.
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Well, this is it.
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Oh, nice.
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She got too hungry for dinner at eight.
I've tried jumping every fall. I'd say
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it's really jumping most nights. Well, I
don't get up...
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Well, what'll it be? Pina Colada,
Manhattan?
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They do everything here. Brandy and
apple juice.
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Never heard of that one before.
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Something I've got a taste for.
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Vodka and orange and brandy and apple
juice.
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Steve, one screwdriver and one roaner.
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£4 .35, please.
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That's a coincidence.
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Oh, look, here's a table.
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I've just got to go to the gents, all
right? Oh, right, I'll be fine.
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OK.
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Remember me?
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No, I think you have made some mistakes.
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No, I don't think so.
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Rowan, or isn't it?
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Um... Luke!
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I don't remember.
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Let me give you a clue.
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Um, August bank holiday?
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We had the TV on.
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Oh, you chitty -chitty bang -bang. Oh,
God.
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I do remember.
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See, the thing is, Luke, I'm with
somebody, and it'd be really... Luke?
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Oh, Gordon!
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Luke! How are you?
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Sit down.
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This is Rona, my ex -fiancée.
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You don't mind, do you?
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No. Luke and I train at the same gym.
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You should hear some of the stories he
comes up with.
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Steady on.
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What about that woman you picked up last
August?
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Claims she wore him out? What was her
name? I don't remember.
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Come on, you must. You couldn't stop
going on about it. No, I don't really.
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Oh, come on. You said it was the most
incredible day you'd ever had. Yeah,
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yeah. It wasn't me!
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We spent the weekend together, all
right?
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Anyway, I'll be seeing you going, OK?
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I mean, there's nothing wrong with that,
is there? You didn't expect me to
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become a nun when we didn't get married?
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Well, no.
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But you said... I know what I said.
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But I wasn't telling you the entire
truth.
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There have been men since you.
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Several men.
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How many? I don't know.
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How many?
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Approximately.
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How many did you expect?
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Can't we split the difference?
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so guilty?
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I don't feel guilty.
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I do.
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Well, let's come downstairs by now.
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You were always soft.
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I suppose we've only got ourselves to
blame, really.
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How? Well, if I hadn't taken this job
on, there wouldn't be this pressure on
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everybody.
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Well, not forever, is it?
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Is it?
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supposed to be so easy, isn't it?
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A pair of padded shoulders and some
power earrings and you're running your
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business. Certainly worked for me.
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I practically ran that baker's shop in
all but name, you know. I realise that
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now. You'd think if I applied for the
same job somewhere else, the least they
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could do would be to send me a letter to
say no chance.
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Maybe it's this one.
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Where did you get that?
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Well, it was downstairs. It came in a
second post.
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Dear Mrs Porter, I have pleasure in
inviting you for an interview!
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Yes!
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Come down now. We don't want to anymore.
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Here
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we
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are, my little treasures.
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They'd always call dinner.
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Thick casserole and dead fly pudding.
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Mmm.
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That's nice.
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Well, will I do?
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Damn you, Alexis!
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Get out of our lives!
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You look great, Mum. I don't look too
much like Thatcher, do I?
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Rejoice, rejoice.
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You look like someone who's going to get
a better job.
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Thank you.
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Come on, I'm going past the score. Drop
your...
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I'm not sitting in the back with the
copper piping.
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Oh, we won't be able to find you.
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Just wait till you start throwing fuzzy
stuff on your chin.
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Like yours.
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My brother, Oscar Wilde. First public
warning, both contestants.
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Come on. There's still no reply from
Rona.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Right, bye then. Bye, Mum.
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Good luck.
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Mum, if you get this job, can I have a
Nintendo?
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Yes.
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And I'll also be staked out on an
anthill?
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You know this.
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Don't be.
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Just imagine the interviewer naked.
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That way he can't scare you.
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All right.
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Bye. Bye.
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What are you on today?
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Long haul?
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Jamaica with Christy, Josie, Carla and
Marie.
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Oh, I did Antigua with Josie last week.
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Did you?
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Josie, Lucy, Angie and Phil. Then on to
Fiji with Lucy and Angie, Monica,
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Chrissy and Julie.
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Which one's Julie?
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Didn't you do Rio with Julie?
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Did I?
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Yes. Julie, Lucy...
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Carla and Angie.
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No, that was Hawaii, and it was Christy,
Carla, Marie and Josie.
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00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,840
So which one's Julie, then?
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00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:40,199
Is she the one that won't say, thank
you, sir, do travel with us again?
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I don't say, thank you, sir, do travel
with us again.
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Don't you?
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Why not?
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Because quite often I don't want them
to.
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00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,630
Excuse me.
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00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:56,900
Excuse me.
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00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,390
Thank you.
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00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:16,969
Third floor.
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00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,020
Thank you.
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00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,420
Sit down.
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00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:17,860
Thank you.
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00:22:17,861 --> 00:22:25,289
Well, I see you spent some years working
in one of our chief rivals' branches in
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Hampton. Yes, that's right.
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00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:29,600
And you also did their accounts for
them.
315
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:33,510
Yes. I think they thought it wasn't
worth employing a manager as well.
316
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:36,750
Oh, I do beg your pardon. Would you like
a cup of tea? No!
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00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:39,280
Thank you.
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00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,270
Well, I gave head office a ring and...
319
00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:45,329
It seems that you kept the branch
turning over rather nicely.
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00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,620
Are there any questions you'd like to
ask me?
321
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:50,170
Something had crossed my mind.
322
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,330
By the way... Ah, Elizabeth!
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00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:54,930
Mr Barstow.
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00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,830
Have you got my dog basket ready?
325
00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:01,589
Yes, it's all nice and comfy for you, Mr
Barstow. The nurse is going to take you
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00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,330
to it, aren't you? That's right. And my
special bowl.
327
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,090
Yes. Off you go now.
328
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:09,390
Oh, but I'm conducting an interview.
329
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,310
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
330
00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:25,990
He's taken his redundancy rather badly.
331
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,540
You are?
332
00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:31,430
Mrs. Porter. I came for an interview.
333
00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:36,089
Oh, yes. I did try and contact you. I
only discovered you'd typed the letters
334
00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:37,140
this morning.
335
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:38,670
What about the job?
336
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,310
There isn't one.
337
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,159
We thought he was taking it very well
until half past ten this morning when he
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00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,760
rang through and asked me to throw him a
stick.
339
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,120
Will he be all right?
340
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,410
Oh, I hope so.
341
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,660
But if you should encounter him again on
the way out, just use this.
342
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:06,280
Where were you when I needed you?
343
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:32,729
Do you like it?
344
00:24:32,730 --> 00:24:33,950
Where did you come from?
345
00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:35,589
I said I had to come back for something.
346
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,569
Where's the van?
347
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:39,069
It's all right. It's round the corner.
Christy's with it. I knew it.
348
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:42,169
You've been skulking about filming me
with that thing, haven't you?
349
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,220
It's just practice.
350
00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:46,509
You've been hoping to catch me doing
something awful so you could send it to
351
00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:48,070
Jeremy Beadle. Well?
352
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,770
Turn it off. No.
353
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,770
Turn it off. Don't be such a misery.
354
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:53,690
All right, then. How about this?
355
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:57,769
I didn't get the job. There was no job.
Just a poor bastard who couldn't stand
356
00:24:57,770 --> 00:24:58,749
being fired.
357
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,010
Ha -ha. Funny, eh?
358
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:06,250
And this'll kill the studio audience. My
whole life is one big mess.
359
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:12,750
Is that good enough or shall I fall on
my arse as well?
360
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:15,660
Sorry.
361
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:20,130
Why couldn't I have any good luck for a
change?
362
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,270
Well, maybe that was the good luck.
363
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,430
Job just wasn't right for you.
364
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:28,510
Yeah. Robert Maxwell went on a sea
voyage for his health.
365
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,060
I'm just trying to cheer you up. I know,
I know.
366
00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:36,240
You all right?
367
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:37,380
Yeah.
368
00:25:37,981 --> 00:25:45,129
I'm not bleeding taxi service, you know.
Double park round the corner for ten
369
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:49,389
minutes while you play Stephen Sodding
Spielberg. All right, I'm coming. You
370
00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:53,009
better. There's a tarway lorry hovering
up the road and I don't fancy being
371
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,780
hauled up on a wire unless I'm playing
Peter Bloody Pan.
372
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:57,070
All right, I'm coming.
373
00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:58,380
I'll be back.
374
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,750
Hello, pleased to meet you.
375
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:06,270
Oh, sorry. Oh, that's all right. They
were just me ribs.
376
00:26:06,271 --> 00:26:08,929
Rowan, I've been trying to get you for
ages.
377
00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:09,769
TV, quick.
378
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:10,820
Why, what?
379
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:14,540
Employees arrived for work to find the
factory gates locked.
380
00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:18,889
A spokesman for Airmil said the company
had closed due to the recession in the
381
00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:19,940
aviation industry.
382
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:23,170
200 jobs will be locked in London and
Reigate.
383
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:28,679
Breakfast television presenter Paulie
Yates joined other celebrities today in
384
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,780
sponsored cycle ride for Brazilian...
Little cow.
385
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,070
Oh, well.
386
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,380
It wasn't exactly a career.
387
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,200
I didn't get the bakery job.
388
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:47,140
Ah, back to that, then. Back to the DSS.
389
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,770
Looks like the catering industry's
shrinking fast.
390
00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,560
Not everywhere.
391
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:01,100
What's that?
392
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:05,330
It's an order for a buffet meal for 60
people.
393
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:07,330
Well, who's doing it?
394
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,640
You are.
395
00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:13,170
Well, you've done it at home and at work
all your life, and now it's official.
396
00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,030
Your first wedding.
397
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:17,680
What?
398
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,490
Gordon's asked me to marry him.
399
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:24,110
Again? He didn't know how to tell me.
400
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:27,200
Being a male stripper, he just can't
keep the girls away.
401
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,670
Our numbers matched almost exactly.
402
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,070
Like raffle tickets.
403
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,150
Rona, are you sure about this?
404
00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:40,950
Can you ever be sure?
405
00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:46,210
No. I just have to take a deep breath
and hope for the best.
406
00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:49,030
Well, I'm hoping.
407
00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:54,050
I'm going to have to get a dress.
408
00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:55,890
And a reception venue.
409
00:27:56,130 --> 00:27:57,180
And a church.
410
00:27:57,181 --> 00:27:58,619
And what about fixing up a honeymoon?
411
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,880
Oh, we had that last night.
412
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,160
Well, we had a lot of catching up to do.
413
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,000
And the guest list. And the flowers.
414
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:07,399
I'm sorry to interrupt the festivities,
but your husband's an inch away from
415
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,620
clocking the traffic, Walden. Oh, no.
416
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:13,799
Oh, he won't listen to me. In two
minutes' time, he'll be wearing a clamp
417
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,530
earmuffs. All right, all right. Just try
and delay him till I get there. Phil?
418
00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:18,819
Don't worry.
419
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,500
I know exactly what to do.
420
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:25,100
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