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to the car park immediately.
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Will the owner of the RSPCA van please
return to it in the car park
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Excuse me.
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Yeah?
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I think we need someone to take this
back to the car park.
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No, these cans are quite light, you'll
manage.
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Boys won't take this pin off to change
it.
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Shall I send the tin?
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I'll do it.
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I think you're overqualified.
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Oh, God.
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How would you like it if I ended up a
vegetable?
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Well, you could still sit on the rack
and wait for meals. Wouldn't make much
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difference.
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I thought the moment the mother spent at
home was supposed to be devoted to
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quality time.
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No, quality streets.
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I suppose you want to put a hoover and
clean up in here.
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What?
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Well, I'll do it if you like.
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Ben, there's a girl in here who looks
just like our daughter. Do you suppose
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was those strange pods that were growing
in the garden?
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to disappoint.
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What time's Jason coming?
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Eleven. We're meeting the others at the
centre.
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Back by six.
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Eight.
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Six -thirty.
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I didn't recall a colkin's allowed up to
eight.
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Yes, but he's a midget in a little boy
suit.
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You won't believe what we got up in that
loft. A portrait of Cliff Richard that
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gets older?
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Oh, Ben, didn't you get the
paintbrushes?
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Watch this, watch this.
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I went to the doctor's today.
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I said it hurts when I do this. He said,
what am I doing?
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Empty box, empty box. Silk, silk, empty
box. Silk, silk, silk, empty box.
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Ben, the paintbrushes.
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I put some money on a horse there, 20 to
1.
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Came at half past 3.
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Watch the box, watch the box.
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Watch the box.
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Why did you do that?
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That's magic.
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Was that your flea? It was not my flea.
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Did you get the long -handled one?
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Might have done. Might not.
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Jenny's meeting Jason at 11, and David
and Sammy have gone to play in the
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graveyard. What?
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It's all right.
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I took this off him.
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No, they're just going to do some
drawings for art. Right.
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So now it's all up to you. I'm just
going to go and get ready for work.
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No problem.
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You'd better be prepared to marry that
hoover.
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I just wonder what it would feel like.
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Keep wondering.
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Have you noticed?
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We've got a lot of these, just as breast
implants were banned.
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More like anything on my chest that
wasn't mine.
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Like a hot water bottle you couldn't put
down.
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I suppose you could have it sucked out
of your hips and pumped back up.
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favourite. Shut up. No.
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You can manage very nicely with my old
pair, thanks.
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Now you can.
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But in ten years' time, you'll be
peeling them off your ribs with a fish
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It's not fair.
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Men look better as they get older.
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No, they don't. Yeah, they do.
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They mature like cheese.
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Have you made up your mind yet?
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Rona, I told you, I am not going to see
the Apollo men.
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They take everything off, you know. They
what? If you've seen one, you've seen
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them all. And I've seen one and you've
seen them all, so I can't see them all.
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Are you going to have to sit at the
front?
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Oh, I'd want to sit at the front. So
you'll come?
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Oh, I don't know. It's a bit immature,
really, isn't it?
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Ladies, could I have your attention for
a moment, please?
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As you know, we do pride ourselves.
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on the quality and value of our meals.
So I was rather concerned when the
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director handed on to me this note,
which a passenger discovered yesterday
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underneath his individual chicken Kiev
and coleslaw.
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Help, I am being held prisoner in an
airline meals factory.
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My only hope is to make a pistol out of
EDAM.
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Please do not... Do not eat your cherry
tomato as I need it for ammunition.
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I have had to apologise to the airline
and I trust that this kind of thing will
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not reoccur.
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Thank you.
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So, going to the Apollo men is immature.
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taking a break. Been at it all day.
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Where?
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Well, there's a lot of preparation to
do. Washing down walls, spilling in
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sanding. Big macking, twixing, Tommy
Coopering.
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This world takes it out of you.
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It must do. You can't just slap the
paint on, you know.
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Oh, what time is it?
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Nearly seven.
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Grounded. We should keep her downstairs
like a thing in the cellar.
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Dug up any good bodies lately?
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Don't be silly. We've been making robins
of gravestones. I'm going to have them
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in my room. How chic. That's enough.
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What's that?
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A Saint Christopher. We found it.
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Hasn't he done it yet?
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Not yet.
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What colour is it going to be?
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This colour.
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Oh. What's the matter with that?
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Nobody has beige these days.
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Oh, how super.
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Shall we...
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Keep away from the paint.
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Right, let's get this on the road. Ben,
can you look after the kids on Monday
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night? Have you got a shift change?
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No, Rona and I are going to a women's
group.
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Pity.
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Why? Well, I hear the Apollo men,
whatever they are, are appearing at the
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Hippodrome. You don't mind?
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Why should I?
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They can charge the battery, I'll turn
the key.
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I'll hold you for that.
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Right.
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Ben,
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not on the sofa, at least remark.
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automobile outside.
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We don't want anyone to paint on it.
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Oh, I see you've got a new sticker for
it. We've seen the leopards in Windsor
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Safari Park.
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Leopards? We didn't see any leopards,
did we, Brian? No, not really.
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Didn't see any leopards either,
actually. They were hiding.
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Wonder why.
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Well, come in.
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We're not interrupting anything.
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Ben was just going to do some painting.
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Oh.
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What colour is it going to be?
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This colour.
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Oh. You want to strip that right back,
really, Ben, before you start?
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No, he doesn't.
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Tina would be horrified if I didn't
strip her right down before I got
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eh?
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Brian, it's the children.
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Hello, Aunty Tina.
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Haven't you got something to say to your
Aunty Tina?
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Go on.
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I'm sorry I bought a raccoon for her.
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Oh, that's all forgotten now, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Pictures? What are they?
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Aeroplanes? Little bunnies?
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Gravestones.
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Why don't you take them up to your room
and cut them out? All right. Have a
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seat. Shall I put the kettle on?
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We can't stop.
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I've got a stroganoff in the slow cooker
and Brian's got to jeet clamp his
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formica.
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Onyx effect veneer to go with the TV
lamp.
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Coordination's so important, isn't it?
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And you've still got that lovely
necklace.
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It was a special present from Brian.
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I told him I can't imagine anything else
being round my neck.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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Better deliver our invitation, I
suppose.
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Ah, yes, well, we haven't decided about
Christmas yet, have we? No, it's not
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that.
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Of course, you're very welcome.
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This is about tomorrow.
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I've had a letter from Dad.
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a few days, and he wants to see you.
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Didn't write to me.
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I expect he's too busy.
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Usually is.
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But he doesn't come to England very
often, so I thought it would be nice for
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all to be together.
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So he didn't actually ask for me.
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Well, he implied it.
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Yeah. I thought we'd all be there when
he arrives, and then we can have a nice
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meal together.
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Tina, I really... What time would you
like us? About four.
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That'll be fine. Okay, Ben?
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We'll be off then.
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Cheers, Ben.
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I'm sure it's going to look just how I
imagined.
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Bye.
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Why did you say we'd go?
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Ben, the kids haven't even seen him.
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I've hardly ever seen him.
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When he was with my mum, he was never
home. And then when she finally had
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of him, he's off to Saudi or Canada or
Thailand or wherever the hell. And now
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I'm supposed to come running. Hello,
Dad. Nice to see you, Dad. Thanks for
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pissing off when I needed you, Dad.
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He's still your father?
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He is not my father. I have no father.
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I have a father effect veneer.
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Do you know, I once saw him playing with
somebody else's kids in a park.
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Not a... He didn't care about us.
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He just wasn't interested.
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Not now, son.
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Ben!
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Sorry. What is it, Paisley?
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Are we going to see Grandad?
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Looks like it.
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Where is he?
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Here's one for you.
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Shut up, he's looking.
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Take this.
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Have you had this ever since we left
home?
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It was worth it.
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Tina. You know Brian?
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Oh, yes.
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You can't.
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He's just a man like you. What harm can
he do you now?
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Go on.
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Dad.
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Ben.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
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Been a while.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, quite a while.
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Yeah.
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This is Jenny. Hi.
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David. Those flats.
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And do you remember Bill? Yes.
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we got separated at passports.
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Ah.
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There she is.
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This is Durrani, my wife.
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What'd they make us come out here?
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It's difficult for them.
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No one else at school has a grandma
who's a stunner. She's not our grandma.
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What is she then?
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Have a biscuit.
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I could do with another jar, though.
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Dad, are you sure?
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Yeah. I'll do it. Same again, Frank.
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Ben?
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Salmon cartwheel?
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Long king do see.
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It means both.
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How long have you two been married?
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Oh, nearly a year. I'd just gone back
from the second stint and I thought,
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that's about time you had someone to
wash your socks, Frank.
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You know how it is, lad?
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Oh, yeah, we know how it is.
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No, this one is ideal.
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She does the washing, does the cooking,
and no mean sluts in the love
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department.
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What more could any man want?
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Yeah, if Electrolux could make the
female genitalia, we'd be obsolete.
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But until then, this is perfect.
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It looks good, it works hard, and it
knows its place.
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It? Well, that's just a figure of
speech, Princess.
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What, like total prat, you mean?
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What she means is this kind of crap may
go down very well with your expat
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cronies. But it's not exactly human
rights, is it? Now, hold on. I'm still
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father, you know.
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Yeah, what are you going to do? Take
your belt off to me?
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I've just got to help Tina. No, no, no,
no, no, no. She'll do it.
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Durrani. No, no, she won't. Durrani, you
stay there. Durrani. No, you stay
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there, Durrani. You don't understand all
this. What do you mean I don't
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understand? You're treating her like a
slave.
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I'm not a slave. You're a natural
worker.
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last week. How fascinating.
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Do they still fly down poles?
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Thank you.
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No, is it the way I was going on? I was
in danger of suffocating.
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Oh, yes.
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From the smoke.
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So, here we are.
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How's Ben? Still clenched and brooding?
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He darted on the painting.
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Oh, that bad.
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You're not worried about what I was
saying at work, are you?
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What? What about getting older and all
that?
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No.
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You could have married Gordon.
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Oh, Gordon.
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What happened to him?
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I don't know.
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After I jilted him to the altar in front
of his entire family, we lost touch for
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some reason. Oh, come on.
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You're only 17.
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Yeah, only 17.
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Think of all the good times you've had
since then.
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ready. Got film?
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Oh, I've always got film.
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I'll see you in half an hour.
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See you in half an hour.
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What's this?
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What?
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Hey, acid house.
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You had orange.
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Great, I knew I should have sent the
chimp.
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I think it's mega.
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Yes, it's certainly that.
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Well, take it back. What kind is it
supposed to be?
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Seventies beige.
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What about the girl who turned her
Walkman up too high? Was that putting
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brains in a microwave?
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I'll take you back now. Right. Can I
come? If you want.
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Will you be here when I get back?
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No, but I'll be back by 12.
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Oh, yeah.
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Darren, you'd better come in.
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I waited until Ben went out.
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What? Out there?
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You must be frozen. Sit down.
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Where's Frank?
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Out.
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He's always out.
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And Tina?
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Tina, she said bad things to me.
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What bad things?
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I can't say.
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Just a minute.
317
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,110
Hello?
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00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:00,649
What's the matter?
319
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,690
You haven't seen Boat, have you?
320
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,580
Why, what happened?
321
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,610
Oh, Bill, I don't know where to begin.
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Do you know what the first thing she
does is every morning?
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She grinds chili peppers.
324
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:16,530
I'm sure Vim will never get the smell
out of my moulinette.
325
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:23,769
Oh, Tina. She has to have special rice,
special flour, some of them even from an
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Asian shop.
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00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:26,750
I had to wear a head...
328
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,620
Please, next door can pick up my
cordless on the CB radio.
329
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,460
Have you mentioned any of this to
Daronne?
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00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,180
Well, about to mention it.
331
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,750
In passing.
332
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,520
Great. Thought you'd hear of anything.
333
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,320
I'll give you a ring. Bye -bye.
334
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,310
I'm sorry.
335
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:29,120
Yes, I worked in a bar.
336
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,260
Frank likes to drink.
337
00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,390
It is true.
338
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:35,710
Some of the girls went with men.
339
00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:39,690
They have so much money, and the girls
have families.
340
00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:42,930
Do you have a family?
341
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:44,280
Yes.
342
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,890
My sisters and my cousin.
343
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:49,030
This is where they live.
344
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,970
At first, I just wanted to get away.
345
00:22:55,630 --> 00:23:01,830
But after I met Frank a few times, you
know, he is really a good man.
346
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,730
Are you happy?
347
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,640
I have a home and a husband.
348
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,440
What else is there?
349
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,770
Excuse me.
350
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,240
Aren't you ready yet?
351
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,850
Oh, hi there.
352
00:23:23,851 --> 00:23:25,659
What's that?
353
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:28,139
Oh, I thought I'd bring a bottle in case
they run out.
354
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,400
Oh, Rona, they never run out of booze.
355
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,120
Not booze. It's baby oil.
356
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:43,600
I think it's about time we showed you
just what else there is.
357
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,110
For the kids.
358
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,570
Thanks.
359
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,280
I'm sorry about yesterday.
360
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,560
Yeah, well, maybe I did lose my rag.
361
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,820
Yeah, well, I'll be going then.
362
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,990
Back abroad soon?
363
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,080
Yeah. Also?
364
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,880
Does it always have to be like this?
365
00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:08,010
What? A few coded words and then off.
366
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:10,330
You never talk to me properly.
367
00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:15,700
All right.
368
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,900
Let's talk.
369
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,170
I don't know what to say.
370
00:25:27,171 --> 00:25:31,789
Yes, I do. Why? Why were you never at
home? Why do you never like being with
371
00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:32,809
Who knows?
372
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:36,990
For God's sake, stop avoiding contact
with me. Just for a moment.
373
00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:44,670
Well, I suppose... I suppose I was never
much good at being a father.
374
00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:47,000
I didn't know how.
375
00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:48,780
I still don't.
376
00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:51,980
It does.
377
00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:54,740
Well, you seem to be making a pretty
good job of it.
378
00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:55,840
Sometimes, maybe.
379
00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:57,580
You have to try.
380
00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,820
Yeah.
381
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,780
Well, for some of us, it's too late,
isn't it?
382
00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,660
You know, you bought me one of these
once.
383
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,140
Then you walked out on me that time as
well.
384
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,420
I'm a bit old for magic, don't you
think?
385
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:17,380
Not really.
386
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,150
in that changing room. No, it was only
for a moment.
387
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,140
I covered my eyes and felt your way to
him. No!
388
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,540
Well, what did he say?
389
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,050
It's on.
390
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,110
Wait.
391
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,540
A leisure card.
392
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,220
Oh, you cheated.
393
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,820
It was up your sleeve. It was not up my
sleeve. No, it wasn't. It was here.
394
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,140
That's great, Grandad.
395
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,560
What about up his sleeve?
396
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:02,910
He doesn't cheat.
397
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,860
You know, actually, I really should be
going.
398
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,780
No, don't. Well, Durrani, you'll be
waiting.
399
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,290
Nah, Tina's probably got her doing
something really cultural.
400
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,430
Yeah.
401
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,050
Brian's parked on a double yellow. Where
is she? Dad'll be frightened.
402
00:27:17,051 --> 00:27:18,759
I think she was here a minute ago.
403
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,880
I think she went to the loo. I'll find
her.
404
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,630
Is this what you're looking for?
405
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:46,939
Whoops.
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00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:51,490
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